Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 20: A simple and rude way of exorcism [2]

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Wei Xi couldn't help but lick the fragments of the record in his hand when he continued to enter the room with them. He found that it was bitter and threw it away.

I don't know why Ruan Shixing always felt that the terrifying atmosphere around him seemed a little unsustainable, and the feeling of fear became a little weird. He silently followed the previous route and started to show everyone the way. At the same time, he told the story about this villa that he heard when he came in last time. Lu Wenqing knew that the whole family died here overnight, and he was so scared that his face was pale: "You know this This kind of story dares to come in?"

Ruan Shixing was a little dissatisfied, saying that so many people came in, why did something happen to him? Lu Wenqing was strange at first, but when he heard him mentioning his unfortunate things before, he immediately wanted to kill himself, Fa Xiao: "I see, you must have bumped into something because of your open mouth, and then you will There was a period of time when the fortune became lower. You said that you, you have been through that time, and the evil is not so easy to affect normal people. But you have to come to this kind of place to play at a special time. You have the lowest fortune among a group of people. , who are you not pestering?"

Ruan Shixing's face paled when he heard this, but when Lu Que heard this, he frowned and looked around: "The whole family died, it should be a ghost, but this room doesn't have that much evil spirit."

In fact, they wandered around the house for a full circle, and Weixi even opened the kitchen refrigerator and looked at it, and found nothing suspicious.

Ruan Shixing's illness has not yet healed, plus lack of sleep and lack of energy, at this time, his physical strength can no longer hold, there is no way, everyone can only decide to let Lu Wenqing stay in the living room to rest with him, Wei Xi and Lu Que continue with solidarity probe.

Lu Que walked in front for a while, then suddenly stopped and looked back coldly: "You go ahead."

Wei Xi was a pity, he stared at Lu Que's back all the way, and the more he looked, the more delicious it became. If he hadn't been worried that this was a person and didn't want Wei Dedao to cry and grab the ground, he would have rushed up and swallowed it.

When Tuanjie followed Weixi forward, it was no surprise that Lu Que's vigilance was very targeted again. While confused, he couldn't help but pay attention to the other party's beauty. After reading it, he carefully confirmed with Weixi: "Master, I'm not mistaken, he looks super-like our Shuozong husband!"

The voice fell to the ground, and there was a chill on the back, and Tuanjie couldn't help but look back.

Lu Que looked at him, as if he wished he could build a wall to separate him.

Fortunately, when Tuanjie almost thought that the other party would suddenly step forward and kick him out of the house, Lu Que finally found out, stopped and opened a door.

Tuanjie probed and saw that the room was arranged like a study, with bookcases and desks readily available. There are not many books on the bookcase, and there is a computer on the desk, which looks no different from an ordinary study.

It was empty inside, and it couldn't be called very gloomy. He looked at it for a long time and didn't see any doorway: "What's wrong with this study? It looks normal?"

Lu Que didn't want to pay attention to him, so he replied coldly, "It's just too normal."

Tuanjie didn't understand it at first, but after a while, his mind suddenly jolted. This house looks really normal. It seems that people live in it all the year round, but it doesn't look like the office of the staff of the haunted house!

He couldn't help shrinking behind his master, but Wei Xi was very excited because he could also smell the aroma of the food faintly. He asked Lu Que, "It's in it?"

Lu Que glanced at his bright eyes, hesitated for a moment, and then hummed reluctantly. When the words landed, Wei Xi had already rushed into the room and began to rudely search around.

He picked up all the things in the room and observed them. He threw them away without any results. He looked like a bully who had robbed the house. In just a few minutes, the table lamp and the low cabinet in the study had fallen to the side, a crooked corpse. Across the field, most of the books on the bookcase were torn out and thrown on the ground, and even the contents of the drawers were turned over in a mess. I don't know if it was an illusion, but Tuanjie always felt that he heard a faint sob in the void, and the atmosphere in the whole room also became very sad.

Lu Que didn't know if he felt it, but in short, he just folded his arms and turned his head to look out the window with a blank expression.

Wei Xi searched the whole room to no avail, and finally set his eyes on the last piece of pure land - the table.

It was a very simple desk with a dark black computer standing quietly, with a pure white gaming keyboard in front of it.

Weixi has kept a distance from similar instruments since he was bitten for the first time, but now Weixi is no longer the Weixi he used to be, but he has learned to play Weixi with his mobile phone!

Of course he knocked down that monitor in one stride!

The monitor was connected to the wire and fell to the ground, the screen shattered into a cobweb, and the sobbing that Tuanyi thought was a hallucination immediately became clear. Lu Que closed his eyes and finally stepped forward. In front of Wei Xi, who was holding the screen and thinking about where to start, he reached out and grabbed a phantom from the broken part of the screen.

The phantom stretched longer and longer, and was still struggling, but after all, it was no match for his strength and was completely caught out of the monitor.

Only then did Tuanjie see what he was holding in his hand - it turned out to be a chubby male ghost!

This male ghost was grabbed by Lu Que, his hands and feet fluttered desperately, and his mouth was screaming, but the shape was very clear, even if he was not wearing a shirt, he could see it. Unity made a visual inspection, and his bust definitely exceeded the B cup.

He held onto the door and let out a wow. He didn't know if he was wagging the ghost or wow the other person's bust, but this ghost seemed to be much softer than Fengyang Xian, and he was not very afraid because of his master's presence.

His master had already pounced on the male ghost with a fierce look in his eyes. Lu Que stretched out his hand to catch him. He didn't know where the strength came from at such a young age, but he actually lifted Wei Xi up in the air by the back neckline. Where is Wei Xi willing to give up? Immediately attacked him fiercely. He fought ruthlessly, mercilessly, and came to kill him. Compared with him, Lu Que seemed to have concerns, so he didn't investigate for a while, but Wei Xi still threw him at the male ghost and opened his mouth. bit into it.

Male ghost: "Wow ah ah ah!!" What's the situation! ! ! Exorcism is exorcism! Why is this friend still talking! !

Seeing this, Lu Que's expression became stern. Who knew that after Wei Xi bit on it, he actually stopped, and after a while, he opened his eyes and looked at the head he was holding in his hands.

The male ghost was so frightened that he stiffened, and his eyes met his eyes with tears in his eyes.

Wei Xi stared at him, his eyes became more and more dissatisfied, and his expression became more and more unwilling. He threw the other party to the ground angrily when he saw the male ghost fighting with each other: "Bastard!"

This ghost's breath is pure and pure, and his appearance is clear. Apart from being extra fat, he has never killed a living being!

Wei Xi's expression was gloomy and uncertain, and he wanted to swallow the other party directly, but he was worried about Wei Dedao and couldn't bite down.

Lu Que wanted to step forward to stop him from eating, but he was stunned for a while, as if it was incredible, he looked at him inquisitively: "...Why don't you eat?"

"Damn it!" Wei Xi finally gave up, and fiercely stepped forward and gave the male ghost a kick, "Aren't you a hurting ghost!"

The male ghost is really fat, and he kicked him several times in a row, before he crawled up desolately hugging the part where he was kicked, and sobbed aggrievedly: "Who... who is the ghost..."

Wei Xi's face was gloomy, and he looked like he wanted to hit it. Tuanjiyi couldn't stand it anymore, and he came up and pulled his arm to persuade him to fight: "Master, Master, forget it."

"..." Lu Que was silent for a while, but decided to turn his eyes away from Wei Xi. He looked at the little fat man who was mourning and weeping in the corner, and always felt that this scene was strangely familiar. It seemed that he had only seen it in the box of the State Guest House not long ago, so he asked coldly: "...You said that you are not a ghost, why did you appear in the state guesthouse again? here?"

The male ghost was asked even more aggrieved: "This is my home, I must be here."

Tuanjie sighed with a strange expression on his face: "Didn't the last owner of this house die overnight? Why did it become your home again?"

The male ghost said angrily, "I am the one who died violently! What? Can't you!"

Wei Xi raised his hand and took a random object and smashed it at him: "You are courting death! You are talking to me like this, the eldest disciple of Taicang Sect!"

Tuanjie glanced at his master moved, then pulled his cuff and stood closer, Lu Que: "..."

The male ghost was not hit by anything, and the thing passed through its body and fell directly to the ground, but he was so frightened that he was shaken all over by the drink, and explained with a deflated mouth: "I, I just played the electric for too long. I haven't slept for several days, and suddenly died."

It turned out to be a sudden death ghost... Unity looked at him sympathetically, but still felt wrong: "But didn't it say that the whole family died suddenly overnight?"

The male ghost smiled embarrassedly: "I'm too housebound, I don't have a girlfriend yet, I'm the only one in our family."

Tuanjie looked at his fat chest: "..."

If you look at it this way... It seems that there is nothing wrong with not finding a girlfriend...

Lu Que on the side asked at this moment, "Since you're not a ghost, what's going on with this ghost house?"

The male ghost snorted: "This, this is not marketing. I am a bachelor, and no one burns paper money when I die, so I discussed with a few wild ghosts around and decided to start my own business. Such a big house, What a pity it was empty, they said it might as well be used as a haunted house, which just happened to provide some jobs. You don’t know that there are many wild ghosts unsupported in the capital, the gap between the rich and the poor is huge, and the market economy conditions are special. I'm behind, some are worse than me."

Lu Que was silent for a while, and Tuanjie didn't know what to say: "... Those people who were seen passing by at night..."

The male ghost scratched his head: "Before starting a business, there must be a mobilization meeting."

Lu Que said solemnly, "Do you know why we are here today?"

The male ghost was stunned, his eyes swept across his room that was smashed by Wei Xi, clutching his still aching arm, and tremblingly looking at Wei Xi, the most vicious person in the room: "Yes... Are we investigating tax evasion and evasion? We must admit that we are wrong, but, leader, how much should this tax rate be paid? And we have just opened our business, and we haven’t actually made much money…”

"..." Lu Que couldn't listen anymore, so he interrupted in a deep voice, "Someone hit the evil in your haunted house, and the ghost followed his house all the time, making him restless, don't you know that?!"

The little fat man's expression changed drastically, and he patted his legs in defense: "Impossible! Impossible! How could we do this! Customers are gods!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Wenqing suddenly shouted from outside the door: "Ruan Shixing! Ruan Shixing! Wake up!!"

The male ghost was stunned, Lu Que ignored him, and immediately turned to go out. Wei Xi gave him a cold look, and hurried away with his apprentice. As soon as he arrived in the living room, he saw Ruan Shixing hugging Lu Wenqing tightly, while Lu Wenqing was completely helpless. He was waving the peach wood sword in his hand, and the scene was so emotional and indescribable.

Unity was shocked: "What's going on!"

As soon as Lu Wenqing saw them, he immediately explained loudly: "I don't know what's going on! Ruan Shixing was sitting here and was about to get up and wanted to go in. I must have pulled him! As a result, he actually fought with me. When the peach wood sword came out, he immediately hugged me—ah!!”

He screamed, it turned out that Ruan Shixing bit his shoulder, felt the pain, and suddenly struggled even more. Ruan Shixing laughed, his handsome face smiled tenderly and charmingly for no reason, and repeated softly: "Let's go in and play~"

Lu Que lowered his face: "I'm possessed."

The little fat ghost whispered in disbelief next to him: "This, this... how is this possible?!"

I saw Wei Xi quickly stepped forward and kicked Ruan Shixing's vest.

Ruan Shixing, who was possessed, was kicked and yelled, he turned his head angrily, saw Wei Xi's appearance clearly, and his expression immediately became hideous: "Where is the yellow-haired child..."

Before he could finish his sentence, with a bang, Wei Xi's fist had already been attached to his face. This punch was very sharp, full of the unwillingness of not having eaten the little fat ghost just now, and actually hit Ruan Shixing's entire face muscles. sideways. Ruan Shixing cried out in pain, let go of Lu Wenqing who was holding him tightly, and concentrated on fighting with Wei Xi.

Lu Wenqing regained his freedom. Because he couldn't bear to hurt Faxiaoer's body, he was bitten with blood on his shoulders. Frightened and worried, he threw the peach wood sword towards Wei Xi: "Weixi! I'll lend you my peach wood sword!"

Wei Xi really took the peach wood sword, but the following action was—

A sword was drawn on Ruan Shixing's face.

Lu Wenqing: "..."

Ruan Shixing was drawn and flew upside down, Wei Xi dropped his sword, and started beating furiously when he rode on him, punching to the flesh, without any concern that this body was actually a personal idea.

How could Ruan Shixing beat him? He was smashed by an unknown number of punches in the blink of an eye, his clothes and hairstyle were messed up, his face was crooked, his nostrils were dripping with nosebleeds, and he opened his mouth and howled wildly, trying to bite Wei Wei. Xi, who would have guessed that he was hugged by his head and pulled upward desperately!

Ruan Shixing: "Ah!"

Wei Xi took a while to remember that this was actually a person, and angrily gave up the idea of ripping off the other person's head, opened his palm and slapped the face with a crackle, and then raised his hand while Ruan Shixing was beaten dizzy. As soon as he pulled it, a shadow was pulled out directly from Ruan Shixing's body!

This black shadow has a strange shape, its scream is very shrill, and its face is very scary. It is undoubtedly a ghost.

Lu Wenqing was injured and very weak. When he saw it, he immediately rolled his eyes and passed out.

food!

Regardless of how loud the other party's cry was, Wei Xi grabbed one of the other's feet and slammed it frantically on the ground, until the ghost fell unconscious, then rubbed it and bit its head.

Everyone present: "… "

The little fat ghost watching the audience: "..."

The ghost was bitten off his head, but his body was still struggling frantically. Weixi tore off a piece and shouted at Unity: "Tutor! Tutor!"

Tuanjie knew what he wanted to do, but he didn't faint from fright this time, but he still had a pale expression on his face, with resistance written all over his body: "I...I don't want to eat..."

Wei Xi clicked his tongue, this apprentice of his is good at everything, but the fact that he is a picky eater is very unsatisfactory.

Wei Xi said, "How can you be so self-willed when you come under my door, you don't eat this, and you don't eat that."

Unity and Righteousness was accused of breaking down: "No, I, I, Master, how can anyone eat this!"

Wei Xi frowned, thinking that was the case, his eyes swept to the indifferent Lu Que, greedy for the other party's yang energy, and thinking that the other party didn't stop him this time as if he had just met the little fat ghost, so he stretched out his hand: "You try it?"

Lu Que looked at him with complicated eyes for a while, as if he was examining the intention of his move. After confirming that he was really sharing the food, he finally reached out and took it. Although his face was full of disgust, he still took a meaningful bite.

Unity: "… "

Difficult... Could it be that the abnormal person is me!

Wei Xi was about to take this opportunity to educate Unity, when he heard a moan from the ground, looked down, and found that Ruan Shixing had woken up.

His face really doesn't have any good flesh right now. His cheeks are swollen and tall, his mouth is slanted to one side, and his nostrils are dripping with nosebleeds. No matter how much he opens his eyes, his eyes can only be narrowed into a thin slit.

Unity: "..." To be honest, this looks worse than being overwhelmed by a ghost.

Ruan Shixing no longer had the memory of just now, and the moment he opened his eyes, what he saw was Wei Xi, who was riding on his body, holding a black object that kept twisting and staring blankly.

He looked silent for a while, opened his mouth, and for some reason, he felt that his heart was pounding at the moment, and the small slit-like eyes were full of light: "Weixi, you..."

Wei Xi: "Are you going to apply for a card?"

"..." Ruan Shixing was silent for a while, "No, I am..."

Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly tilted his head and fainted again. Wei Xi looked at Lu Que who suddenly stepped forward to beat someone in doubt.

Lu Que was silent for a while, then withdrew the hand that had hit Ruan Shixing's neck, frowning and urging: "Eat quickly, don't be seen."

Wei Xi immediately rubbed the Specter finely, ah woo bit off most of it in one bite, and only the two legs that were held in his hands were still bouncing.

The little fat ghost who was watching the whole process was finally frightened and collapsed by this scene. For fear that the next one would eat himself, he knelt down in tears and swore to the sky: "Master! Master! You believe me! I swear to Guanyin Bodhisattva, I will I really don't know who this guy is! I am not responsible for the recruitment! Besides, we have only opened for business not long ago, and this Specter must have not passed the probation period, he is just a temporary worker!!"

Wesika Bakaba chewed and looked at his fat, white flesh.

The little fat ghost trembled all over, thinking that he would not believe it, and cried almost to prostration: "I'm just a fat house! Usually playing games is already very happy! Even the female guest's mouth doesn't dare to steal a kiss, how could it be possible to harm people? Ah!! You must believe me!!"

Unity: "… "

It seems that his colleagues usually steal the mouths of female customers...