As soon as the chubby nonsense came out, he felt that something was revealed, and he hurriedly covered his mouth.
Unity was stunned: "Damn it, can you all be okay, what kind of pheasant company is running? The employees are unprofessional, tax evasion, and harassment of female customers on a daily basis?"
The little fat ghost sobbed.
Tuanjie asked again, "Have you got a business license yet?"
After not getting an answer for a long time, he clearly lengthened his voice: "It turned out to be operating without a license..."
Little Fat Ghost: "..."
That sounds really unorthodox.
But what kind of business experience can a group of wild ghosts who are half-way monks have? What's more, the times are changing with each passing day. The ghosts of their age can think of the historical background of the Internet marketing company. They must know that there are many uncles and aunts in the team of the Republic of China. The little fat ghost was a little aggrieved: "I really don't know how to do these things, and recruiting, the salary here is not high, usually everyone is introduced to each other, who would have known such a thing would come in..."
Tuanjie has read a lot of Zhihu recently, and feels that he has made great progress in his career planning. He can't help but be amazed at this company with chaotic management, and then listen to the young man named Lu Que next to him coldly: "You are so sinister. The environment is full of lonely ghosts, even if you don't take the initiative to look for it, it will attract evil spirits with ulterior motives, is it strange?"
The little fat ghost suddenly realized, and then he became worried again. If it is really like what this person said, how will the business of the haunted house continue in the future? It's only been a month since it opened, and something happened. If you bump into an old man and an old lady again, it is estimated that the compensation alone will make their team go bankrupt.
He was dejected: "So what should I do? This was not mentioned in the customer questionnaire during the early market research. It is really difficult to start a business."
He suddenly remembered something, and looked at Lu Que, who seemed to know a lot, with sparkling eyes: "Da, Master, aren't you good at catching ghosts? Would you like to give us a trick by the way?"
Lu Que, who was asked to do something by a ghost for the first time: "..."
Unity said in surprise: "You still want to open this haunted house?!"
The little fat ghost took it for granted: "That's for sure, all the money has been invested, and we spent a lot of money on decoration and hot searches! We have to pay back the money."
At this time, Wei Xi finished eating the last ghost leg, hiccupped and raised his head.
The little fat ghost was cowardly again, and shrank his head like a quail, for fear that the other party would knead himself into the same spaghetti.
Wei Xi ignored him and couldn't eat, what's the use of being so fat? Seeing it makes people angry.
On the contrary, he was more interested in Lu Que next to him. After all, the other party not only did not stop him from eating, but also did not fight for his food. More importantly, this person was full of dense yang energy, which was really eye-catching. .
After thinking about it, this person can fight and is not greedy. It is estimated that it is not easy to subdue, so he simply asked the other party: "Have you joined the teacher?"
"..." Lu Que saw that "I want to be your master" was written in his left eye and "Come and work for me" in his right eye. He was silent for a while, but he shook his head under Wei Xi's gaze.
Wei Xi immediately announced: "From now on, you will be the second disciple of my Taicang Sect."
"..." Lu Que didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned to the chubby ghost and said, "If I do this, I only do the method of transcendence, do you want to be reincarnated?"
When the little fat ghost heard this, his face changed greatly: "No, no, no! I bought so much equipment, and Yu Ji hasn't practiced yet! Besides, there is still a house in Beijing, what is the reincarnation map!"
Lu Que's expression became even more unpredictable. He stared at him for a while, and then calmly gestured to Weixi with his chin in the sight of the little fat ghost: "Then you'd better invite him."
Little fat ghost: "???"
Weissy: ? ? ? What do you do please? eat
Half an hour later, this newly opened haunted house in the suburbs of Beijing welcomed a new controlling shareholder.
Wei Xi inexplicably owns 51% of the technology shares. At the same time, he has met with the shareholders and employees contacted by the little fat ghost. In fact, there are not many, only eleven or twelve ghosts, and some of them were just outside the window. I saw a lot, and when I stood in front of him, I trembled.
Wei Xi took a look around and found that they were all timid as mice, not to mention evil, afraid that even mice would not dare to catch them alive. And there are different kinds of deaths, such as those who were electrocuted in the shower, those who hit a tree with a car, those who choked while eating, and those who fell into a manhole while walking on a rainy day. He saw the last one who was malnourished. The ghost of the Republic of China, with tears in his eyes, finally frowned in disappointment, how could he not be able to eat one
Xiaopang didn't look at the house, but his eyesight was not lacking. Seeing his dissatisfaction, he immediately stepped forward and introduced: "Boss, this is Lao Zhang. He is responsible for hiding in the corner of the stairs and throwing his head out to be scary. The scaring effect is good. Okay. Don't look at him like this. Back then, he was shot in the neck because he was protecting his parents and his wife during the war. But his family didn't save him in the end, and he didn't leave any descendants to burn incense and worship him, so he still lives there. I have to support the three ghosts in my family, and I work very hard."
When Tuanjie heard the cause of the ghost's death, he hurriedly wanted to help his head down. Although his hand went straight through it, he still received a tearful gratitude from the ghost of the Republic of China.
Wei Xi thought about how much a family of four would have to eat every day, and felt that it was really not easy.
Tuanjie whispered to him: "Master, I think this business is good, what do you think, the venue is ready-made, you don't need to pay five insurances and one housing fund for hiring ghosts, and the salary is not as high as that of college students, so we can pay for labor every month. Save a lot."
Weixi listened to Tuanyiyi Science Popularization and talked about various entrepreneurial expenses some time ago. He already knew how much the employee's salary expenditure accounted for in the daily cost of the company. Hearing this also made sense. He also thought that he would be responsible for the personnel issues here in the future, and said no. Guaranteed to be able to catch the food delivered to the door, he nodded and said, "Well, yes, since he has a heavy burden, he will ask his family to come to work in the future."
When the ghost of the Republic of China heard the words, he was overjoyed and thanked him again and again.
Unity left them with their contact information, and what did they think of, he told Xiaopang righteously: "You can't steal your female customers in the future!"
***
The matter was settled like this, Taicang Zong suddenly had more business, Wei Xi was better impressed by Lu Que who had made a fortune for himself, and couldn't help but said to Tuan Yiyi: "Look at you, this is not to eat. If you don’t eat, then you don’t obey, your junior brother is much more capable than you.”
Lu Que: "…"
Unity is at a loss, when did it happen? Why is this a brother? Isn't Master's way of accepting apprentices a bit hasty
It was getting late. After dismissing his new employees, Wei Xi glanced at the sky outside and announced, "Let's go, disciples, go back to eat."
Having said that, the front-end picked up Ruan Shixing, who was lying on the ground, and seemed to be thinking about where to start. After thinking about it, he finally pulled up the other's foot and dragged it out.
He dragged very rudely and didn't look at the road, and Tuanjie heard Ruan Shixing's head pounding back and forth between the floor and the furniture, making a dull thumping sound.
Tuanjie thought to himself, is this not a good idea? Just as he was about to step forward to dissuade him, Lu Wenqing, who fainted beside him, was also awakened by the sound. When he opened his eyes, he was still confused and frightened. Xi's actions immediately woke him up: "Wei! Wei Xi! Stop it!"
Weissy stopped and looked at him.
Lu Wenqing threw himself in sweating profusely, and then saw that Ruan Shixing had been beaten to the point where he had two rounds of fat faces, and sweating faster, he carefully broke Wei Xi's hand holding Ruan Shixing's ankle: "Yes, Or should I come?"
Wei Xi immediately let go. After all, this was not a VIP customer who had a card from their sect, so Ruan Shixing slammed his thigh on the ground and made another muffled sound.
Lu Wenqing: "..."
The bite wound on his shoulder returned to pain, and he remembered everything that happened before he fainted, and looked around the villa in fear: "This, is this resolved?"
It was more than a solution, and a merger was directly reached. Wei Xi nodded, and Lu Wenqing's eyes immediately became admiring. He still remembered how Wei Xi fiercely pulled the group of ghosts out of Ruan Shixing's body. He is so handsome. He has never seen such a simple, rude and effective way of catching ghosts since he was a child!
Wei Xi has just opened a door to a new world for him!
He couldn't worship Wei Xi at the moment, and after getting the answer, he stopped asking questions, picked up Ruan Shixing and immediately followed behind him.
When he stepped out of the door, Ruan Shixing frowned and finally woke up. When he opened his eyes, apart from the moonlight coming from outside, the only thing he felt was the pain all over his body.
He couldn't help hissing, raised his hand to touch his face, and found that his entire face was swollen.
Friends waiting outside saw someone appearing at the door, and immediately surrounded them. At first sight, Ruan Shixing, who was being supported, almost didn't recognize him. When he recognized who this person was, he was shocked: "This! How did this become So?! What's going on inside?!"
Wei Xi thought for a while, then pointed at Ruan Shixing briefly and explained, "Just now he was possessed inside, holding Lu Wenqing in a fight, and biting Lu Wenqing."
Seriously speaking, that's right, the place where he was bitten still hurts badly, Lu Wenqing nodded.
The friends were all terrified, looking at Ruan Shixing's almost devoid of human face, all of them were terrified, what a terrible ghost, how could he make people like this? ! Ruan Shixing also saw his wound clearly through the make-up mirror handed over by his friend, and felt dizzy.
This fucking... actually came out of a fight with Lu Wenqing
He had absolutely no memory of what happened when he was possessed, and he couldn't help but look at his hair boy with resentment.
Lu Wenqing: "..."
Look at this pan, it's big and round.
He was just about to say no, no, that's not the case. Please listen to my explanation. Ruan Shixing's eyes turned to Wei Xi, who was out of the way. He still remembered Wei Xi's majestic ride on him before. Open to the other party: "Weixi..."
Wei Xi didn't seem to want to pay attention to him: "Huh?"
Ruan Shixing whispered, "Thank you."
Wei Xi: "Yeah."
Seeing his attitude, Ruan Shixing was very anxious. He regretted being so indifferent to the other party before. After hesitating for a while, he didn't know what to say.
As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he wanted to hammer himself to death on the spot, saying something barren.
Who knew that Wei Xi, who was still cold before, turned his head: "Really?!"
"..." Ruan Shixing stammered, "... Dang, of course it's true."
"How much do you charge? Our membership card method is to give gifts." Wei Xi became more and more talkative, turned his head and shouted, "Jie Yi! Yi Yi!"
Unity took a step: "Do you still pay with Alipay and WeChat?"
Ruan Shixing opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say for a while, so he touched his pocket in a daze: "I, my wallet and mobile phone were stolen before, can I swipe my card?"
Unity: "Huh?!"
The teacher and the apprentice didn't know what to do for a while, when a faint voice suddenly came from behind: "Yes."
Everyone turned their heads and saw that the last Lu Que came out calmly, with no expression on his beautiful face. He reached out and took out a...
Mobile POS machine.
Everyone: "… "
Ruan Shixing: "???"
Didn't this person say that he was here to investigate the haunted house? Why are you still carrying this with you
But he looked like a matter of course, and he didn't know how to ask. Ruan Shixing handed over the bank card in a trance and heard the other party ask, "How much?"
He: "… Whatever, whatever."
As soon as the voice fell, the other party skillfully made a few drops, turned the POS machine over, and signaled him to enter the password.
Ruan Shixing glanced at the amount.
one million.
"..."
He glanced at Wei Xi with a complicated expression, the Taicang Sect membership card is really expensive. But at this moment, he couldn't bargain, so he finally paid the money.
Ruan Shixing, who had swiped one million yuan, was a little dazed, but Weixi's attitude towards him was much better, and he even asked Tuanjie to take out the gift card for opening the card.
Ruan Shixing looked down and saw the brand-new Introduction to the Basic Principles of Marxism. This is from Unity Yi going to the book market wholesale.
Whatever, whatever, he thought dizzily, what's going on with love.
Wei Xi also understood that Lu Que's actions were collecting money for himself, and said to Tuan Yiyi with admiration, "Look at your junior brother."
Tuanyiyi tearfully reflected on the preparations he had not done enough, and when he left, he leaned towards his junior brother and said, "Junior brother..."
Unexpectedly, as soon as he approached, Lu Que's calm face immediately caused waves, and he distanced himself with disgust and alertness: "You stay away from me!"
Tuanjie stopped and became even more sad. He recalled what he had done wrong. Why did the junior and senior brothers reject him from the first time they met? Didn't he just say that he looks a lot like Shuozong? The national tall, handsome and rich husband, isn't it good to look like him
Looking up again, the younger brother really regarded him like a flood and beast, and he had left only a shadow.
**
Unity wiped away her tears, and had a bad feeling in her heart, she always felt that from now on, she would change from serving one ancestor to serving two ancestors.
When he went back, Lu Wenqing stood by the roadside and called for a long time without seeing an empty rental car. He took out his mobile phone and hesitated for a long time before he timidly called an online taxi.
Before getting into the car, he looked around the car for a long time and took a photo of the license plate before getting into the car hesitantly.
The driver was confused by his attitude and couldn't help but ask Tuanjie, "Is your friend too cautious?"
Unity sighed: "He is a man with a story..."
Story... The driver was ashamed, and Lu Wenqing in the back seat jumped up in shock: "Master! Master! Where are you driving?! This was not the road when we came! You want to do us a favor! what!!!"
"..." The driver was almost scared away by his screams, he hurriedly turned the steering wheel back, and explained shamefully in Lu Wenqing's "You're going to murder me!" eyes, "Yes, I'm sorry, I really just I want to detour..."
***
The driver trying to detour was reined in Lu Wenqing's vicious shouts. Wei family, the garden still looks like the soil has been turned over in a mess.
When Lu Que entered the door, he saw everything around him, remembered the yard he saw last time, and asked with a frown, "What's going on?"
Wei Xi said: "I brought a lot of plant and tree species from your master, and I will plant them here in the future. You and Jieyi are my disciples. You don't need to take care of these chores. These things will be taken care of in the future."
After that, he shouted: "Wanrong! Have you dug all the pits you pointed to?!"
Immediately, there was an angry shout from the poor old father of the Wei family: "You bastard! Are there any rules! What do you call your Aunt Shu?! Try calling it again!"
Wei Xili ignored him, and this time there was some oppressive displeasure in his tone: "Wanrong!"
Immediately afterward, a beautiful woman covered in lingering jewels came out of the room. She closed her clothes, and her shrewd eyebrows were still a little unwilling. She stood on the doorstep and looked at Wei Xi hesitantly: "Xiao Xi, you..."
Weixi interrupted her: "Have the pits been dug? Come here and I'll teach you how to spread the soil."
"... "The beautiful woman looked a little dejected, and the Hermes Chanel dressed in a suit slowly came over, her footsteps full of resistance and reluctance.
Wei Tianyi followed him with his youngest son, scolding angrily, "Don't go! Come back! You're still used to him!"
The beautiful woman hesitated for a while, and there was a little hope in her eyes, and she saw Wei Xi look coldly at her angry husband: "You came just in time, will there be a customer from the sect today?"
Hearing this, Wei Tianyi threw up angrily: "Go on your head! Am I telling you this! I ask you! What did you call you Aunt Shu just now?! Do you still have my dad in your eyes! And this is not your shit sect! It's the Wei family! How long are you going to be messing around at home! I warn you! My patience is limited! If you continue to be like this, believe it or not, I will cut you off right now. Living expenses, let you fend for yourself!"
Wei Xi seemed to be living in his own world. He couldn't feel his anger at all. He only heard what he wanted to hear.
"..." Wei Tianyi suddenly became weak after hearing this, and suddenly remembered that he had frozen his eldest son's bank card for a long time since the photo incident.
He was silent for a while, then roared sternly: "So what! Don't forget that I am your father! I can't control you! Believe it or not, I will kill you now!"
Wei Xi asked, "Are your eyes okay?"
Wei Tianyi pushed down his sunglasses subconsciously, and then recalled something: "..."
Wei Xi glanced behind him: "Chengshu, are there any guests coming today?"
Wei Chengshu stood beside his father gloomily, looked at his father, then looked at his mother, and finally found that Mike, who had been lethargic all day at home, had rushed towards his eldest brother as if he had seen a god, and answered with a sullen expression. :"No."
Wei Xi snorted, and seemed to be a little disappointed, but after thinking about what she had achieved today, she regained her spirits, touched Mike who was rushing up and rolled around like a spoiled child, and pointed to the garden: "Go dig the soil."
Mike leaned down and whined twice, his tail almost flew out, and the moment his voice landed, it plunged into the yard like an arrow from the string, and his front paws dug frantically.
Shu Wanrong originally hoped that her husband could help her with this, but seeing that Wei Tianyi stopped talking, she had to pick up a small flower shovel and plan the ground with Mike. Wei Chengshu looked at the door for a while, but didn't say anything, and stepped forward to help his mother without saying a word.
Wei Xi nodded in relief.
Lu Que stood by the side and looked at the family without words, as if he was insane.
Wei Tianyi touched the corners of his eyes, which were still black, and gritted his teeth, as if he didn't know what he could do. His eyes finally fell on him: "Who is this? Why are you bringing people home again?"
Wei Xi said, "My apprentice, Lu Que."
Wei Tianyi: "Isn't your apprentice united and righteous!"
As he spoke, he swept his eldest son's tall, strong little white face like a fitness instructor with great dissatisfaction.
Wei Xi: "This is the second apprentice."
Wei Tianyi stared at Tuan Yiyi and saw the appearance of the other little white face, his face changed greatly, remembering the photo of his eldest son and Ruan Shixing, and angrily said: "This is also an apprentice, that is also an apprentice, you take you Are you a fool! I don't allow it!"
Wei Xi glanced at him inexplicably, then turned to Steward Zhou who was terrified next to him: "Is dinner ready?"
Butler Zhou listened to the angry scolding of "I don't allow it!", "You bastard!" "Did you hear me!" "Look at me!" from his boss's throat, and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead: "Da, Young Master, I bought a little more food today, so I might have to wait a little longer."
Wei Xi didn't get angry because of this, but he snorted in disappointment and glanced at the second disciple who was quiet beside him.
He took out the confidence of being a master, tiptoed to the other side's neck and sniffed.
The second apprentice squinted at him blankly.
Wei Xi said confidently: "There is no food at home, what's wrong with Master taking a breath of Yang Qi?"
Before Lu Que could speak, Wei Tianyi, who was in front of him, was already furious. He almost threw off the sunglasses he was wearing. What are you two doing so close to each other! Separate! Weixi! Stay away from him! You little bastard! He even said he was your apprentice! Do you think I'm a donkey? You bastard! How dare Bao Xiaobai come to the house? It's gone!!!"
He scolded so much, Wei Xi didn't understand a word, and waved to the second apprentice carelessly: "Don't pay attention to him, just an irrelevant person."
Lu Que: "..."
Wei Tianyi was so dizzy that he shouted: "Little bastard! Say it again! Do you still have a father like me in your eyes!!!"
The author has something to say: Wei Xi: You are irrelevant