Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 23: Ruan Shixing Really fragrant!

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Recently, the hot news on Weibo on the major forums in Beijing is that a super scary haunted house has opened in the suburbs of Beijing.

Although this haunted house has just opened, it has a big name. The venue has a history of many years, and the owner of the entire family has been violently killed in the house. The background sounds gloomy.

In fact, this haunted house didn't really attract much attention when it first opened. Although the major marketing accounts on the Internet have pushed it hard, after all, the capital is so big and there are many interesting things. This kind of equipment is available in ordinary playgrounds. It doesn't really attract many young people.

But the series of events that happened next was unexpected. First, the haunted house was opened, and it was suddenly announced that it would be closed for rectification. Everyone thought it was because the fire safety inspection or business license failed, but then there was a faint news that the reason for the closure and rectification turned out to be that a guest was frightened and fell ill after entering. The family shut down the culprit in a fit of anger.

This incident immediately became very eye-catching. Many young people in the local area forwarded the news one after another, lamenting what kind of haunted house it was, and it was so terrifying that it could scare people sick.

There are still people who have been there, saying that the haunted house is really different. It is completely different from the joke-like haunted houses in the amusement park. The atmosphere is very permeating. Several girls even said that they were halfway there. At that time, I still felt a cold touch on my face, as if it was touched lightly by something, but upon closer inspection, it was clear that there was nothing around me.

Because this kind of remark is too weird, naturally some people who don't believe it scoff at it, thinking that this is a nursery invited by the haunted house to promote it.

This kind of speculation is more grounded after the haunted house was closed for rectification for a period of time and reopened again. In addition, the haunted house also changed its name to a brand new signboard this time, and changed its name to Taicang haunted house. .

But there are also many attracted customers. Young people who go shopping and dance all day want to seek excitement. Many want to witness with their own eyes what is the magic of this haunted house that scares the rich second generation. Don't try to expose the online bloggers who are exaggerating and exaggerating the propaganda of unscrupulous businessmen.

But the latest news from these people has changed from eager to try: "Ahhhh!!!"

"Damn!! Ghost!!!"

"Fuck! A bloody head was suddenly thrown under Lao Tzu's feet! He blinked his eyes and laughed at Lao Tzu!!!! Lao Tzu grabbed a hand of air, but it was still there, what the hell is this? Immortal props! Holographic projection!!"

"I rely on... the moment I walked out of the haunted house, the sun was so beautiful."

"My legs are so frightened... There's a female ghost acting really well. She fell directly in front of me from the ceiling without using any cushions. She didn't know what props were in her mouth, and her tongue suddenly became bigger than my arm. long… "

"Kneel down! Which company developed this Taicang haunted house! It's completely different from the fake haunted houses in amusement parks!"

"Knock on the excitement!! I have to bring my friends to play again! I haven't encountered such an interesting project in a long time!"

"Three hundred dollars for a ticket is not expensive at all! I don't know how much money was invested in this haunted house, it's so well made! The staff who appeared throughout the whole process are all projections, and they can interact with you, just in front of you. Same! I've never seen such a realistic projection!"

With such word of mouth, the local youth circle of friends in Beijing immediately went crazy to promote this haunted house. The haunted house in the suburbs of Beijing was crowded with tourists for a while, and it really became a holy place for adventure in the eyes of young people.

Huang Jue swiped a circle of friends where his ex-girlfriend went to a haunted house to explore at the class reunion. After he hatefully gave the set of Jiugongge selfies, he suddenly felt a little familiar and asked his old classmate: "What kind of haunted house is this, is it before? The one that Ruan Shixing got sick after visiting? Didn't I hear that his family was closed for rectification, why did it reopen?"

After all, it’s been a long time since graduation, and I don’t usually move around much. The old classmate didn’t know much about the inside story, so he guessed with a smile: “I guess it’s just a joke. Do you really believe that he will get sick after going to the haunted house? It must be the haunted house that took him. His name was just hype, and he didn't even mention his name."

"Ruan Shixing is ill? Is it serious?" Another classmate approached with a worried look when he heard their discussion, not knowing anything about the matter.

Huang Jue nodded: "Yes, I was sick for a while, but the symptoms are that ghosts can't sleep well and auditory hallucinations, it is not serious."

The man was surprised: "It's not serious? It's not really hitting a dirty thing, is it?"

Huang Jue waved his hand: "What kind of dirty things, it is estimated that the pressure is too great. What's more, you don't know who Ruan Shixing is. He is a party member and never believes in this."

The voice fell, and a figure came in at the door. Ruan Shixing walked in in a suit and leather shoes with an elite style: "I heard my name from a long distance, and are you talking bad about me collectively?"

The old classmates all laughed wildly when they saw him. At this time, the classmate who was talking looked at Huang Jue more and said with some worry: "Don't talk about him, look at yourself, why is your face so bad? ?"

When Huang Jue and Ruan Shixing were roommates in college, they greeted each other intimately, and then smiled bitterly: "Oh, I'm similar to him, maybe I've been under too much pressure recently, and I always dream of strange things, Some people were crying in front of me and so on, and my girlfriend, they all said they were going to get married, and they bought the wedding room, but suddenly they broke up again. Oh, forget it, don't talk about it, what's the use of talking so much ."

When his voice fell, he saw Ruan Shixing standing in front of him, and asked with bright eyes, "Is what you said true?"

Huang Jue didn't know why, and smiled awkwardly: "It's just a small problem, it's similar to what you were before, maybe this wave of troubles is over."

Unexpectedly, Ruan Shixing heard the words, but his expression became more serious, and he pulled a chair and sat beside him. Huang Jue was even more uneasy, thinking that the other party was dissatisfied because he said things too mysteriously. After all, Ruan Shixing was a bit domineering in materialism. When he was living in the dormitory, when he talked about various mysterious legends in the school at night, he often seemed very dismissive.

Unexpectedly, Ruan Shixing put one hand on his shoulder, but opened his mouth and said, "Third, some things are small, but they cannot be taken lightly."

Huang Jue: "?"

I saw Ruan Shixing took out his wallet from his trousers pocket and handed him a business card: "I know a master who has a lot of research in this area. Would you like to take you to see him?"

Huang Jue: "..."

Ruan Shixing added: "I am very good at exorcising evil spirits and catching ghosts. I am their VIP."

The entire school reunion was silent.

***

Ruan Shixing was still a little nervous when he found the Wei family with his dazed old classmates. After he went back, he recovered within a few days. Apart from some psychological shadows, he never had those dreams that made him sleep well. This change was very miraculous even for the family members who were completely materialistic according to the ancestors.

Therefore, even though he received a million VIP money in addition to the original cost, he didn't feel very heartbroken. Compared with normal life, what could money compare to

It's just that with the VIP card in his hand, he still feels hot, mainly because he doesn't know why he always thinks of Wei Xi recently, but he just wants to think about it, and he has no reason to come to the door to find someone.

Fortunately, Huang Jue, whom he met at the class reunion, solved this problem for him.

Huang Jue is still confused until now: "Old, boss, what's the matter with you, aren't you a party member? Why are you starting to believe in these strange forces now?"

"What's wrong with the party members?" Ruan Shixing said righteously, "It doesn't involve religious beliefs, not to mention that you know it's weird? Do you know what gifts are given by VIP cards? You're just talking nonsense?"

Huang Jue: "… what to give?"

"Introduction to the Basic Principles of Marxism is based on social science!"

Huang Jue wiped off his sweat and felt that the more he listened, the more unreliable it seemed.

This unreliable feeling reached its peak the moment he stood outside the gate of the Weijiayuan.

I saw that the lawn of the courtyard inside had been cleaned up, the mud dug up was piled up next to it, and a husky covered in mud was rolling happily with its tongue in the mud, and the whole yard was a mess. The house in front looked like it was still being renovated.

The three characters of the company's Taicangzong are strong and powerful, but unfortunately they are written on a strange wooden board and hang casually at the gate of the courtyard. Huang Jue looks at the wooden board carefully, and the more he looks at it, the more it looks like a door with a handle removed.

Ruan Shixing rang the doorbell, and after a while, a cold male voice came from the loudspeaker: "Who is it?"

Ruan Shixing asked, "Is this the Taicang Sect?"

The male voice paused for a moment, then raised his voice and shouted, "Dad, it's your turn."

Immediately, there was a vague and noisy swearing, and the backyard door opened for a moment, and a man who looked like a housekeeper ran out, wiping his sweat, while another middle-aged man wearing sunglasses stood angrily behind him.

Huang Jue: "..."

It's not that he is suspicious, this company does look very wrong!

***

Wei Xi went downstairs with his bamboo basket, and saw Ruan Shixing and a stranger sitting cautiously in the living room, Wei Tianyi sitting on the sofa next to them, holding his arms and looking very dissatisfied. look.

He was not surprised at all, his eyes swept away from the unfamiliar young man, and shouted: "Wanrong!"

Shu Wanrong slowly came out of the corner, her hairstyle was perfect, a Hermès platinum was on her hand, and her eyes were hesitant: "Xiaoxi, I have an appointment with someone for a spa..."

"You take a small red bag inside, open it, and spread the soil evenly on the soil outside the courtyard." Wei Xi ignored it and handed the bamboo basket over, "Do your own business. Go when you're done."

Shu Wanrong: "…"

Wei Tianyi had a dark face and looked like he wanted to scold someone. In the end, Wei Chengshu silently stepped forward to take over, and when he got it, he was staggered, and he called butler Zhou and his two aunts to drag the basket out.

Wei Xi admired him very much, and said to the second apprentice behind him: "This is the most diligent disciple in our sect."

Shuozong: "..."

Silence returned to silence, and his eyes followed a strange smell in the basket. The smell was very familiar, but he couldn't remember where he smelled it.

Ruan Shixing and Huang Jue were also the first time they saw a woman with Hermes carrying a bamboo basket.

Ruan Shixing came back to his senses, facing him at a loss for a while, he coughed before nodding and saying yes, turning his eyes to the unbelievably beautiful young man behind Wei Xi, he was stunned: "Huh? Lu Que? Why are you here? This?"

Shuozong glanced at the tips of his reddish ears and didn't want to pay attention to this person.

Wei Xi is still very friendly to VIPs. After explaining his relationship with the second apprentice, he glanced at the table and looked at Wei Tianyi: "Why don't you even have tea and fruits."

Wei Tianyi's face was completely dark, and he pulled it like an old cucumber, but Ruan Shixing waved his hand embarrassedly: "Don't, don't, no, uncle is very good to us, and has already asked Steward Zhou to serve us tea."

Wei Xi was a little dissatisfied because of Wei Tianyi's passive sabotage, but seeing no comments from the guests, he still sat down. , what happened."

Huang Jue still didn't believe this in his heart, not to mention how strange the Taicang sect that Ruan Shixing brought himself to see, such a young master came out, and the atmosphere of getting along with the people in the room was also very strange, and it seemed that it was not even as good as ordinary Taoist temples and temples. Reliable, so he was a little resistant, but he was still surprised that the other party could see at a glance that he was looking for help, smiled and said: "It's just a little thing, maybe it's because of the stress recently, I can't sleep well. Sleep."

Wei Xi didn't say anything. He took a sip of the tea handed by Butler Zhou, looked at him without hesitation, and suddenly asked, "Do you want to apply for a card?"

Huang Jue thought he would talk about pretending to persuade himself, but when he heard such a life-like promotion, he was stunned: "What?"

Wei Xi explained: "Single card, single person, Ruan Shixing's VIP discount cannot be used by you."

"..." Huang Jue was speechless and didn't know what to say. He always felt as if he had come to some chain hair salon. After seeing the appearance of Wei Xi and his two apprentices, especially the apprentice named Lu Que, this sense of dislocation was felt. It was even more serious, and he replied shamelessly: "No, no need."

"Oh." Wei Xi looked a little disappointed, and his attitude was a little lazy. "You have at least three evil spirits in your family. It's not cheap to drive them away, are you sure?"

Huang Jue got up and wanted to leave, but when he heard this, he was shocked and turned his head slowly: "You... What did you say? Three what?"

Weixi: "Guy, haven't you counted in your dreams?"

Huang Jue's whole body sweated out in an instant, and the sweat on his temples was dripping down as if he had turned on a tap. He heard himself swallowing a mouthful of saliva and asked shiveringly, "You... how do you know? of?"

The dream shadows that disturbed him to sleep are usually solitary, but sometimes they appear in groups. He once wrote down the details of his dreams after waking up, and at most three of them did appear. But he never mentioned it to anyone.

When Huang Jue came, all the thoughts about liars were swept away in an instant, and his heart pounded wildly. Could it be that there is really something so evil? If you figured out three, if you guessed it, you must have guessed too accurately, right

Wei Xi didn't understand his shock at all: "What's not to know? You moved to a new house a month ago? Did the dream happen after that?"

Hearing this, Huang Jue was immediately soaked in cold sweat, and sat up carefully: "You, you are right, I was planning to marry my girlfriend recently, but the house in Beijing is too expensive, so I keep buying it. I can’t afford it. There is a relative at home who takes care of me and sells me a school district room, which I just renovated and moved in last month.”

The house in this school district is still quite good, and the price is nearly one-third lower than the market price. The relative said that it was originally intended to buy a house for his son's marriage. Huang Jue and his parents are very grateful to each other for this.

The ceremony for his move was also very simple. Apart from his girlfriend and parents, even Ruan Shixing, who had the best relationship with his friends and classmates in college, hadn't been notified.

Huang Jue is completely convinced now. This is not something that can be guessed, so his eyes on Wei Xi suddenly changed, almost like looking at a life-saving straw. Can't hold on to anyone.

He asked tremblingly, "Master, since you can figure it out, can you find a way to resolve it?"

The master is still the same as the first sight, but in the eyes of Huang Jue at this time, the unreliable image of the other party has become the flower of the sacred and indifferent Gao Ling. Gao Lingzhihua looked at him with contempt, and slowly opened her mouth—

"You really don't want to do our VIP? There is a gift for opening a card."

Huang Jue: "..."

Did you mean "Introduction to the Fundamental Principles of Marxism"

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Ruan Shixing: Really fragrant!