Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 25: Ghost I'm sorry

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In fact, at this time, the Huang family's parents also felt that something was not right, but they didn't want to believe that relatives who were so closely related would attack them.

But now, if they don't believe it, they can only accept the reality, and they can only ask the group of masters that their son brought home with trepidation: "Master, then you say, can this be solved?"

It's not easy to deal with ghosts? Wei Xi glanced at the tables, chairs and benches in the room, and started rolling up his sleeves to smash things. No matter where he was hiding, he could always find it after smashing.

Shuo Zong thought of the study in the haunted house where the fat man was smashed to the point where he couldn't see his true face. He frowned and said, "The most urgent task is to ask what happened here first."

Speaking of which, he raised his chin towards Tuanjieyi as a matter of course, and Tuanjie said in his heart, "Hey, how dare you call your senior brother like this, he turned his head and went to the neighbor's door to knock on the door."

701's neighbor was at home, a middle-aged aunt. When he opened the door and saw them, he was very vigilant. As soon as he heard that it was someone from 702 on the opposite side, he immediately closed the door.

As soon as Tuanjie lifted his foot, he squeezed the crack of the door: "Hey, I said Auntie, it's not so, they are all next door neighbors, living so close, you know what to hide, don't you think it's too much? ?"

Auntie panicked immediately, shouting who are you calling auntie? If I did that, I would call the police. Tuanyiyi was so heartbroken by her yelling that she heard the cool voice of her junior brother from behind: "Hello."

The aunt's voice stopped instantly, she glanced around, saw Shuozong's face, and glanced at Weixi, who was looking at him from behind Shuozong, and shouted immediately: "You, you are also from 702?"

Shuozong hummed.

The aunt hesitated for a while before she said angrily, "Before 702, a woman jumped off the building after arguing with her boyfriend. I heard that she was still pregnant! Didn't you know what to ask before buying a house?"

Unity and righteousness retracted his feet, and the neighbor, like the god of hiding the plague, immediately closed the door tightly, and there was a faint sound of anti-locking.

Tuanjie looked at his junior brother aggrievedly: "Why should I call the police if I ask, and she will tell you if you ask?"

Shuozong glanced at his height of 1.9 meters, and his muscles were written as not to be messed with. He was too lazy to answer, turned his head and said to Wei Xi: "It should be this house ghost."

Tuanyi was angry for a while because of being treated differently, and asked Huang Jue, "A pregnant woman who quarreled with her boyfriend? Do you know who it is?"

Huang Jue thought for a while, then looked at his father and said, "Dad, I remember the uncle said that this house was for his son's marriage..."

His father's innocent old face finally changed: "Your cousin did have a girlfriend before. I heard that they have talked since high school, but when I asked about it recently, your uncle said that they have broken up."

The old man couldn't accept the fact that he was tricked by his elder brother, and his mood became very low.

Wei Xi has no experience, it's good to be a ghost, just catch him and beat him, but Shuozong thinks there is a problem: "No, if the house ghost died because of him, he should follow him and leave, how can it be the other way around? harass you?"

But this problem is completely unsolved.

Huang Jue said that he usually has nothing to do in the house during the day, and the problem occurs when he falls asleep at night. The old lady also said that she only noticed that the toilet water was red when she woke up at night, so everyone discussed it for a while and decided to wait until the evening.

The old community was quiet after nightfall, and the Huang family was not in the mood to eat and drink. Only Wei Xi tossed out all the snacks that Huang Jue had hidden, and sat on the bay window of his room to eat potato chips.

He didn't forget his apprentices while eating potato chips, and asked the two apprentices, "Do you want them?"

Tuanjie was moved to eat a slice, turned his head to look at his younger brother, and saw his younger brother stretched his long legs and leaned against the wall of the bay window, resting his bent knee in one hand, quietly watching the master not speaking.

In order to lure the ghosts out, the lights were not turned on in the room, Wei Xi looked up and could see the pupils of the second apprentice reflecting the lights. Those eyes are black and white, and the beautiful outline of his face is shrouded in the moonlight, making the scars intertwined on his neck and arms become very hazy.

Wei Xi suddenly became curious, and reached out to touch a scar about five inches long on the opponent's arm. It looked like a mark left by something sharp: "Lu Que, how did you get these injuries?"

The second apprentice glanced at the position where his fingers touched, and was silent for a while, before answering lightly, "I am beyond my own power, I am self-inflicted."

Wei Xi didn't understand. He wanted to touch it carefully, but his wrist was grabbed. The second apprentice's voice was much lower than the heat in his palm: "Don't look at it."

Huang Jue, who was half-sitting on the bed, was a little nervous. He wasn't too afraid before, but after knowing the truth, he felt different immediately: "Da, Master, is this really okay? The ghost who jumped off the building sounds so terrifying. , won't it hurt people's lives?"

The second apprentice let go of his hand the moment he made a sound, Wei Xi chewed on the potato chips and thought, "It's better to hurt people's lives."

That way he can just eat it.

Huang Jue: "...???"

He felt as if he was not comforted at all, but even more frightened.

He lay down and pretended to sleep. At this time, a cold wind suddenly came out of nowhere in the room and hit his head and face. Huang Jue shivered all over, and immediately felt that his limbs were as stiff as before.

His hands and feet seemed to be out of control. He tried to open his eyes, but his eyelids had no strength at all. In the endless darkness, there was only the sound of his own heartbeat, which was getting faster and faster. Then, a blurry black shadow appeared.

It was a woman with long hair and a slender figure, wearing a white dress with her back to herself.

He heard the other party's thin cry, with an indescribable twist and a low voice, while crying and resentfully asking: "Why are you doing this to me..."

I rely on this is the legendary woman who jumped off the building! Huang Jue was almost scared to pee, but who knew that the other party didn't think so, but suddenly turned his head again, his face was covered in blood, and he couldn't distinguish his facial features at all. A thin voice screamed: "You heartless man—"

Huang Jue couldn't move, and screamed in horror: "Eldest sister, you have recognized the wrong person!"

Unexpectedly, the scream of the female ghost fell to the ground, but his stiff limbs suddenly gained strength, and he jumped up from the bed with a bounce.

He immediately rolled and crawled to the corner of the bed, opened his eyes, and saw that the light was on, and everyone else in the room was surrounded by the bed. Wei Xi, who was headed by him, was holding a figure in his hand, his face full of faces. Are written unhappy.

"Ahhh!!!" Huang Jue saw the figure of the figure he was holding, his bladder immediately trembled frantically, and he shouted in a high voice, "Master! What is that!"

The figure who was caught by Wei Xi also shouted with him: "Aah! Daxian Daxian!! Forgive your life ah ah ah!"

It turned out to be a rough male voice.

Weixi was very excited when he caught the ghost, and after taking a bite, he realized that he couldn't eat it. He grabbed the kid by the neck and threw his anger on the ground a few times. He was very dissatisfied and asked his second apprentice, "It's not a female ghost ?"

As he said that, he stretched out his hand to pull the male ghost's pants, wanting to see what happened.

The male ghost was very panicked while covering his crotch, as if he was afraid of being insulted. Wei Xi raised his hand and punched him when he saw that he didn't cooperate, and beat him until his nose was blue and his face was swollen.

Shuozong: "..."

Unity: "… "

Huang Jue: "..."

Shuozong stopped Wei Xi from pulling up his pants, grabbed the crying male ghost in his hands, and asked Huang Jue in a deep voice, "Is this what you saw in your dream?"

Huang Jue wiped her sweat, and she didn't feel too scared for some reason. After seeing the other person's appearance, she nodded again and again: "It's him, he has white clothes and long hair, just now he wanted to catch me in a dream, this is the one The ghost who jumped off the building?"

The male ghost was dizzy by Wei Xi's beating, and as soon as Shuozong's heavy eyes swept away, he immediately persuaded him and shouted, "I said I said it! I said it all! Daxian Mingjian! I really do something bad. I've never done it before, and I usually just work as an intermediary broker to get my fill of food, because this unscrupulous man has done something wrong, and that female ghost hired me to take revenge!"

Huang Jue: "???"

Tuanjie snorted: "This can also be hired? Does your boss want to be so arrogant that revenge doesn't come by himself?"

The male ghost said: "This is also impossible. She has just given birth and is still breastfeeding, so she can't find time to think about it, but occasionally she will come over when she is free."

Huang Jue: "..."

Could this be the reason why the ghosts in his dreams are sometimes solitary and only sometimes come in groups of three...

After being beaten, the male ghost was caught by Shuozong. He felt that he was unlucky, and cried and said: "Wuwuwu, I knew this order would not be accepted. Will she pay me back?"

Unity scolded him righteously: "You are still wronged? Shouldn't you be frightened and beaten at home!"

The male ghost looked at him in disbelief, pointed to his nose, and said with a slandered expression: "Me? I'm so scared that their house is restless? Can you be reasonable! Where is their family restless?! I Every night, he squatted in the toilet waiting for his family to go to the toilet. His old lady was constipated! What should I say after going to the toilet? Am I still doing things conscientiously? Don't be afraid, just talking about crude fibers and putting hemorrhoid cream in front of my face! What did I say? I didn't say anything! I put stickers on the wall every day, and the family tore them down every day. There is no expression at all! I eat, sleep, watch TV, and even take time to quarrel! Friends, do you know how much this single cost is? I buy 囍 characters every day, and it costs ten yuan a piece! I cut them by myself at the end of the purchase. Now! What do you know! You don't know anything! The family is still restless, the best I can do is to make this heartless man not sleep well, but he is so immoral, what's wrong with not sleeping well!"

Unity: "… "

Hearing this touching cry, Tuanjie not only burst into tears, but stopped Master's arm who wanted to beat him because he was yelled at: "Master, it's not easy for him, you better stop beating."

Huang Jue sympathized and collapsed: "No, buddy, I'm sorry, but you found the wrong person, do you know that! I'm not the heartless guy you said!"

"Huh?" The male ghost immediately raised his hand to find a note in his pocket and opened it, then he stretched his neck to look out the window, and retorted with a serious face, "Impossible. Address, don't try to fool me!"

Huang Jue was almost scared to pee again by his stretched neck, and explained without tears: "My friend, I just moved in last month, okay, can you take a look at it before you do anything!"

The male ghost was stunned: "No way? I came here with the customer last time, and she didn't say anything!"

Huang Jue thought to me what the hell was wrong with me, and Shuo Zong said coldly: "It's useless to talk more, you call her together."

The male ghost originally thought it was inappropriate, after all, this was not in line with professional ethics, but Wei Xi did not fight a few times, and he immediately gave in: "I was wrong, I was wrong! I called! I called! Daxian, please forgive me. what!"

Sobbing, he tore off a piece of the hem, folded it into a fat paper crane phantom, and threw it into the air full of guilt.

After a while, there was a cold wind again in the room where the lights were turned off, and a resentful female voice slowly floated out. This time, it was different from the fake voice of the women's clothing boss. Huang Jue knew it was a real female voice when he heard it.

The female voice shouted leisurely: "Huang Fengxiu... how can you be worthy of me..."

Immediately after the lights came on, the female ghost was also caught. Huang Jue finally saw her appearance. It turned out to be a beautiful young female ghost with a dark ghost baby in her hand.

The ghost baby's pupils without the whites of his eyes stared at him for a split second. There was no expression on his supposedly immature face, and he didn't speak or move, showing a strong sense of strangeness everywhere.

To be honest, after seeing so many ghosts, this baby is actually the most terrifying. Huang Jue was so frightened that his mind went blank. Who knew that Wei Xi would reach out and directly pull the ghost baby from the female ghost's arms. He grabbed it out, grabbed his feet and shook it: "Wow, he's so small."

Ghost Baby: "..."

The female ghost was robbed of the child, and immediately screamed in agony, her whole body boiling with resentment. At this time, she already understood what happened, and stared fiercely at Huang Jue with sharp eyes, blood and tears fell from her eyes, struggling frantically in Shuozong's hands, and shouting fiercely: "Huang Fengxiu!!! You heartless beast. !!! You don’t count me to death!! Are you still looking for someone to take over your own son and me!! You’re still not human!!!”

Huang Jue carried this cauldron and shouted unbearably: "Sister-in-law!!! Can you see clearly!!! I'm not Huang Fengxiu!!! I'm Huang Jue!! Huang Fengxiu is his cousin!! The house is sold to me!!!"

The scream of the female ghost stopped immediately.

After a while, she came back to her senses, squinted her eyes and stretched her neck, her head pressed against Huang Jue's face and carefully studied.

Huang Jue was so frightened that he didn't even dare to move. Weixi was busy playing with the ghost baby who didn't cry and didn't make trouble. He retracted his head and started to break free from Shuozong's hand.

"Ah... why is it you." The female ghost was embarrassed and didn't dare to meet his gaze, she turned her eyes away and said embarrassedly, "What about me, when I jumped off the building, my glasses fell and I couldn't find it in the flowerbed, my myopia was more than 2,000 degrees. Well, I can't see clearly, I'm sorry. My sister-in-law is not sincere either. You and your cousin look so much alike. Besides, why didn't you tell me earlier? Yell! I've been busy with your nephew for so long!"

The female ghost was talking, as if she suddenly felt that she was justified, and took up the air of an elder and reprimanded.

Huang Jue: "..."

Sorry, sorry, everything is my fault, my fault!