Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 26: Wanrong, you did a great job

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Huang Jue had talked about his girlfriend, he was very sensible, and he apologized very neatly.

Who knew that after the female ghost was cast aside by Shuozong, after hearing his apology, she began to cry again.

The ghost baby, who was held by Wei Xi upside down, looked at his mother, as if there was no empathy at all, and then his butt was patted again. Tuntun looked back at Weixi.

"Why doesn't he speak?" Wei Xi asked his second apprentice strangely, "Could he be a fool?"

Ghost Baby: "..."

The Huang family's parents and Ruan Shixing, who were waiting outside, heard the cry and finally entered the room with courage, and saw the dark baby with Weixi's face holding his face. : "You Huang family are all bastards!"

She cried with blood all over her face. The scene was supposed to be terrifying, but the atmosphere in the room was too weird—it had nothing to do with Shuozong standing beside him, the sluggish intermediary ghost he held in his hands, and the Huang Jue patiently squatted on the bedside to comfort the female ghost's unity, and a Weixi who was still patting the ghost baby's butt and wanted to hear the cry.

This kind of feeling of going to the wrong studio is really scary. Ruan Shixing wiped his sweat and felt embarrassed because he was nervous before coming in. He saw Huang Jue's father who had been with him actually also stood up, a pair of Looking at the female ghost with dissatisfaction: "You are Feng Xiu's girlfriend, right? I remember you."

The female ghost squinted and looked in his direction for a while, but she didn't recognize who it was, she replied, thinking that the other party wanted to comfort her just like Huang Jue.

Who knew that Huang’s father opened his mouth and said, “It’s really you! What’s the matter with your child! Ah? Let’s not say that you came to the house for no reason to scare our family, which made my Huang Jue sleep well, neurasthenia and affect work and work. , I heard that you committed suicide by jumping off the building? You are too naive! You jumped off the building after a quarrel, have you thought about the child you are carrying? Have you thought about your father and mother? Unfilial daughter! They raised you so much Da, have you ever thought how sad they would be when they found out that you committed suicide!"

Female ghost: "..."

Father Huang: "Also, why do you say that our Huang family are all bastards! The conflict between you and Huang Fengxiu is your own business, but I have taught us Huang Jue to be honest and respect girls since we were young! You It doesn't count to scare him, and even scold him for no reason, my son will be called a bastard by you for whatever he does, so you're half a sister-in-law, it's not polite!"

Female ghost: "..."

The female ghost was suddenly sprayed, and the whole ghost was stunned. Ruan Shixing also looked sluggish, thinking that Huang Jue's father was really brave enough, how could he even dare to scold the female ghost

Unexpectedly, Huang Jue's mother nodded in approval: "That's it!"

Ruan Shixing: "…"

This family... Are they brave or their nerves are really thick...

Ghosts are also afraid of wicked people, the female ghost was scolded and whimpered in a low voice, and did not dare to take anger again: "Uncle, I was wrong..."

Father Huang snorted coldly: "Okay, everything has been done, what's the use of apologizing? Tell me, what's the matter with you and Huang Fengxiu!"

The female ghost was a little afraid of him, sobbed, remembered the cause of her death, and then regained her anger: "Huang Fengxiu, that bastard! I have been with him for nearly ten years, and he made money with him to make up the down payment for this house. I was married, but I was pregnant with my child, but I found that he was out hooking up with the daughter of the boss of their company. After I found out that day, I had a big fight with him and asked him what he was doing. But he Not only did he not admit his mistake, but he also proposed to break up with me, told me to get out of the house, and said that the house was written in his name when it was bought, and it had nothing to do with me. I was mad at the time, and I wanted him to It's not too bad, tell him to go to his company and tell everyone about us. Who would have known that bastard would hit me after hearing it! He actually hit me!"

When she said this, she continued to break down and cry: "I just fought him, but how could I beat him! Instead, he kicked him to the ground. I told him that I was pregnant with his child and told him not to kick his stomach, But he didn't care at all, and asked me to kill him quickly, not to pester him. He said so badly, I really lost my mind, so I wanted to go to the balcony to get a clothesline and drive him away, who knows what the balcony is There were too many piles, and it rained the day before, and I stepped on the pile of cardboard boxes and slipped under my feet…”

He just fell downstairs in a daze.

Speaking of this, the female ghost sighed and sighed: "Hey! I really shouldn't be greedy and save those express boxes for sale at the beginning. I shouldn't be reluctant to spend that little money on the balcony. I later floated around and got into the next door. At that time, I found out that their balcony is much more utilized, and it can be used as a small study room to grow flowers and vegetables, and there is less dust in the room. The dust in Beijing is really hard to clean.”

Everyone: "… "

Only then did she realize that she seemed to be off topic, and hurriedly said, "Huang Fengxiu, this beast! I can't make him feel better if I die!"

She was obsessed with obsessions, and she was unable to escape after her death. Instead, she wandered around the house she had worked so hard for day after day. Because she couldn't find glasses, she couldn't see the world clearly. She only knew that her death had indeed caused an uproar, and even the police had repeatedly visited the door to investigate the cause of death. At first, she really felt relieved, after all, her boyfriend was really disturbed by this. But her death was indeed an accident. After the police investigation, the boyfriend could not be held accountable, and the boyfriend did not show any guilt after that. He quickly returned to a normal life, and even brought his parents, please go back to that side. The boss's daughter, boasted to the other party that this house was the result of his own hard work.

At that time, she was sitting on the balcony with a big belly, listening to the collision of wine glasses and a happy family, and was tortured by her own hatred to the point of being burned to the core.

She thought, since she can't expect the world to reveal the true face of the other party, it's better to do it herself.

So she started dreaming about her boyfriend and her boyfriend's parents every night, telling her anger, hey, don't tell me, the family started to make a fuss after a while, and they were so frightened that they broke out into quarrels every day.

But at this time, her belly was getting bigger and bigger. Seeing that she was on the verge of giving birth, she didn't have that much energy to do it herself. After an introduction, she used the engagement ring she wore when she died and hired a broker who was said to do everything. The wild ghosts call each other Uncle Shen.

"Alas." She sighed, "When Uncle Shen told me that there was no one at home, I didn't think much about it. I thought Huang Fengxiu was frightened and moved out with his parents for a while, but I didn't expect them to sell the house to You guys, when his parents met before, he thought it was pretty good, but he didn't expect that after knowing the cause of my death, he would hide it from his acquaintances. money?"

Huang Jue said: "It's lower than the market price, but it's close to 10 million."

"Bah!" The female ghost spit angrily, "The house that jumped over the building is so expensive to sell to you, it's shameless, this family is more black-hearted than the ghost."

Huang Jueping suffered from this oolong torture for no reason, and felt very angry, and began to scold his uncle with the same hatred as her.

Ruan Shixing was really speechless when he heard it, and couldn't help interrupting: "Put this matter aside for now, what are you going to do in the future? It's not the way to float around like this."

Tuanjie hurriedly interjected: "Would you like to consider our Taicang Sect's painless transcendence? My master and my younger brother's skills are very good, and there are discounts for members to buy packages!"

Shuozong: "..."

But the female ghost was unmoved: "Excuse me for what? The child is still young, not to mention that I haven't finished my work yet. Could it be that Huang Fengxiu, the heartless man, took the money to buy a house and married Bai Fumei as the CEO to reach the pinnacle of life? "

Ruan Shixing: "...Then are you going to chase after his house to get revenge on him?"

The female ghost nodded and sighed again: "Oh, I just don't know where he is hiding now. Beijing is so big and my eyesight is not good. I don't know how long it will take to go door to door."

Huang Jue couldn't help it. After all, he and his cousin's family didn't usually move around very much. At this time, there was a cold hum from the crowd. Everyone turned to look and saw that Huang Jue's father had already taken out his mobile phone and made a call.

After a while, the phone was picked up, and a male voice came from there: "Hello? Uncle? Why did you call me so late?"

The female ghost's eyes widened when she heard this, Huang Fengxiu!

"Fengxiu." Father Huang asked calmly, "Where do you live now?"

Huang Fengxiu was a little wary when he asked this question: "...Why are you asking this?"

"Oh, it's like this!" Father Huang said calmly, "Your brother has moved into a new house. We are very grateful that you sold the house to us so cheaply. It happened that I went on a business trip abroad some time ago and bought some gifts. , I want to send it to you."

Huang Fengxiu's voice on the phone changed immediately, and she said happily, "Then why are you embarrassed, uncle, you are too polite. So what, how is your family... No, there is nothing you are not used to, right?"

"Hahaha! How could it be." Father Huang followed with an honest laughter, "Everything is going well, remember to send me your home address."

"Good good!"

Father Huang hung up the phone, the loving smile on his face disappeared in an instant, the phone dinged, he opened it and glanced at it, and then threw it to his son: "You read it to her."

Everyone: "… "

Father Huang caught the attention, but he just snorted coldly: "That little bastard, always abandoning his domestic violence girlfriend and helping his parents to harass the elders together, I really don't know what his surname is if he doesn't teach him a lesson!"

Ruan Shixing stared blankly at his old face returning to his usual innocence. Thinking of the acting skills like an actor just now, he always felt that he should applaud now.

The female ghost was very flattered: "Thank you uncle."

Huang's father still didn't look good on her, and he scolded him: "I'll help you for this, you'll be grateful to Dade, your parents have nurtured you for more than 20 years, have you thanked them? It's been so long since you jumped off the building, have you ever gone back to visit? One glance!"

The female ghost was ashamed and ashamed, and was scolded by him and cried bitterly again.

Huang Jue was embarrassed and wanted to make a rescue: "Sister-in-law, you can't see clearly now. If you come to the door and identify the wrong person, it will be bad, why don't I still get you a pair of glasses?"

The female ghost wiped her tears and said gratefully, "Excuse me, if it's convenient for you, I'll burn a few copies of Invisibility. Johnson & Johnson's is the best. I'll take Bausch & Lomb and Haichang both slides."

Huang Jue: "...Okay."

Female ghost: "Also, when I came here some time ago, I found that you always like to lie in bed and play with your mobile phone. Don't do this in the future. It's not good for your eyes. Don't be a short-sighted ghost like me."

Huang Jue: "...Okay."

The female ghost thought for a while, then turned her head to bow to Wei Xi and the others, raised her head and said sadly: "The matter over Huang Fengxiu is over, I want to go back to visit my parents, the children are still young, I don't know if they can accept it or not. I don't know if there will be any danger on the way. I have no money to hire anyone, I don't know how many great immortals, can they help take care of them?"

The voice fell, and the ghost baby, who had always looked blank, blinked, and the next second he opened his scarlet mouth and started crying.

When the female ghost heard the cry, her expression changed, and she said happily: "Oh! He actually cried! He hasn't opened his mouth since he was born, and I've been worried that he is mute!"

Shuozong looked at her in silence, thank God, and glanced at Weixi who was playing the ghost baby little jj next to him.

Tuanyiyi said to Ruan Shixing with a speechless expression: "This female ghost... It's not that the whole family does not enter the house, right?"

***

After the female ghost and Huang Jue started looking through Taobao to pick out glasses, everyone turned their attention back to the male ghost named Uncle Shen who was caught at the beginning.

Uncle Shen tugged at his long black and smooth hair, and turned his small eyes like a jerk. At first glance, he was not an honest ghost. He asked cautiously: "Da Xian, things are resolved, you see I haven't done anything bad, can you let me go, I still have a lot of work behind me."

Unity is curious about his career: "Why do you still have a job? What exactly are you doing?"

Uncle Shen said bitterly: "I just opened an agency, and I took people to pick up a few orders to eat. I usually help bachelors to introduce people, and I do odd jobs myself. , The construction has just started at this o'clock. Daxian, give me a way to survive, I still have several employees under me!"

Shuozong ignored his cry, this old ghost was so sloppy in business, and after being hired, he dared to make waves without knowing the specific information of the target of revenge.

After chatting with Uncle Shen for a few words, Tuanjieyi felt that he had a good idea, so he quietly leaned over to Weixi and said, "Master, this old ghost has a good business vision. He can open an intermediary office in the capital from scratch to prove his management methods. It's alright, don't we still lack someone in Taicang Haunted House who can take care of things? Xiaopang's dead house knows how to play games, and his ability to plan his career is really not very good."

Wei Xi thinks it makes sense: "You're right."

He waved to Shuozong again: "Teacher, give him to me."

Tuanyiyi saw his junior brother glancing at him coldly, as if the Empress Zhenggong was looking at the slanderous concubine.

He was stared at and shivered, and he felt that his thoughts were really astringent, what metaphors did he use, hahahaha...

Uncle Shen was bitten just now and then was thrown around and punched and kicked. He was afraid that Wei Xi would be too scared, so when he held it in his hands, he immediately put his hands on his head: "Da, Daxian, please forgive me! I know I was wrong. ."

Unity and righteousness comforted him: "Don't worry, the misunderstanding has been resolved. My master has always been gentle and loving, and will not beat you again. Instead, we will introduce you to a job."

tender and loving...

Uncle Shen glanced cautiously at Wei Xi's eyes full of "I really want to eat you in one bite", his legs immediately trembled wildly, and he asked shiveringly, "What... what job?"

Could it be that you want to make yourself into a ghost card and drive it into slavery? He had heard of some cruel methods of monks before.

Who knew that Tuanyiyi just took out his mobile phone and flipped through it, found a page and handed it over, with a persuasive look: "I just heard you say that you have opened an agency, your agency must be operating illegally, right? The business model is so Irregular, no wonder you can't make money. Look at our haunted house in Taicang, which is formal and transparent, pays taxes according to law, and has a business license. The customer reviews on the Internet are also very good. Although it has only opened for a long time, its development prospects are quite Unlimited. More importantly, our salary level is very generous, the promotion mechanism for employees is also very complete, and there are exclusive benefits specially held by Zongmen, which allows you to participate in work during the day, how about it? Are you interested in learning about it? "

Uncle Shen: "..."

Tuanjiyi called Xiaopang, and Xiaopang happily squeezed out of the gap in the phone receiver. Because there was too much meat, it took a long time to move his whole body, which scared everyone in the room.

He didn't feel scared at all, and proudly took a ledger to ask Weixi for credit: "Master, the hot search package recommended by Jieyi is really easy to use, and many customers who have come here recently have become repeat customers, because According to word of mouth, many customers in other places now know our reputation. Yesterday afternoon, we also hosted a group of students from Nanjing. It is said that they came here to play after seeing the news from the circle of friends. The books have also received high marks, and they all praised our stage props for being exquisite. Next time, we will bring other friends to play. If things go on like this, we may be able to open a branch soon.”

Wei Xi nodded in appreciation. At this time, Xiao Pang saw Ruan Shixing beside him, recognized him, and greeted him friendly.

Seeing his feat of crawling out of the phone, Ruan Shixing wanted to know what was standing in front of him, and watched him interact with Wei Xi with a pale face: "You, you are—"

"You don't remember me? Yes, you shouldn't have noticed me at that time." Xiao Pang patted his head and quickly handed him a business card, "Hello, hello, you are still our number one. As for the batch of customers, thank you for choosing to support us, when you have time to bring more friends, we have a new single dog theme in November, which is very fun.”

Ruan Shixing saw the card that said Taicang Haunted House welcomes you, and looked at Wei Xi in disbelief. What does the name of this haunted house mean

Seeing that Wei Xi finished looking at him, after thinking about it, he said to Xiao Pang: "This Mr. Ruan is a VIP gold card customer of our sect. In the future, show the membership card, and the guests accompanying him buy tickets for the haunted house, just call … 90% off!”

Little Fatty looked at Ruan Shixing with bright eyes: "It turned out to be a gold card VIP! It's a pleasure to meet you!"

Ruan Shixing: "…"

damn it! It turns out that Taicang Zong is not only in charge of catching ghosts, but now he is also doing business with ghosts! What the hell are you doing!

***

Xiaopang and Uncle Shen get along pretty well, and after a few chats, they find that the other party has been bitten by Weixi just like himself, and they feel even more sympathetic to each other.

After seeing the business license and tax payment certificate presented by Xiaopang, Uncle Shen also felt that the company was more formal than his grass-roots team, not to mention that at the start-up stage of the company, he could enter the management team with his ability. Decided to bring my current employees to join the company.

Unlike Xiaopang, he has been out and about for many years, and has met a lot of ghosts. When the time comes to screen, it is estimated that many interested employees will be found.

Xiaopang is overjoyed. Now the company has made steady progress, and everything else is lacking. The most lacking is manpower. The arrival of Uncle Shen can be said to have solved its biggest pressing need. After a while, the two of them hooked up on their backs and discussed their business experiences.

Unlike Xiao Pang, who has no big ambitions, Uncle Shen is a wild ghost who has no house and no car and really started his own business. He has thought about how to make money over the years. Unfortunately, the thigh was a mess: "Hey! Why do you use such a good opportunity to open a haunted house! How much money can you make for a ticket to a haunted house, and you have to pay so much for the venue's labor. Do you know what I wanted to do most? , it's not these small commissions, I'm going to be a private detective!"

Little Fatty was taken aback for a moment: "What is that?"

Uncle Shen said: "Have you heard of the paparazzi? It's similar to that one. Now some married living people have a good life, but they spend every day messing around with flowers and stealing chickens and dogs. Some rich and rich bosses will find private detectives. If you can get evidence of the other party's derailment, or proof of private transfer of property, divorce will be much easier! But this evidence is not easy to find, it must be reasonable and legal, and it can't invade privacy. Living people are stalked in public. If you are careful, you will be discovered, and if it is us, you will be blessed!"

After he finished speaking, his face became sad again: "I used to have dreams, but I can't stand the working hours. It's too irregular. Every time I follow you, customers have already entered the hotel. You don't know how hot your eyes are..."

***

None of the ghosts the Huang family met were legitimate. Weixi came happily and went back hungry. He only ate a few packets of shrimp fries and potato chips that were useless for eggs, and he was not in a good mood.

The old community was much quieter in the dark, Huang Jue's family respectfully sent them out, with a very good attitude, the female ghost also hugged the child and thanked Wei Xi thousands of times: "Thank you, Master, if it weren't for you I don't know when the misunderstanding between my brother-in-law and I will be resolved, and the baby doesn't know when he will learn to speak out."

The ghost baby in her arms has been crying out of control, clutching the little jj that was shot, and the cry was so loud that it was like the roar of a beast.

Wei Xi was relieved to see the female ghost, and also felt that he might have done something extraordinary. He waved his hand and said, "It's okay, if you have business in the future, feel free to come to me."

As he was chatting, he heard someone call his name hesitantly behind him.

He looked back and saw a small black car parked not far away, the man in the cab stuck his head out, and when he saw him, he was surprised and happy: "Damn! It's you! You bastard, when are you going? Back to Beijing? It’s fine if you don’t post on Weibo, why don’t you give us a phone number? After all, everyone is a classmate!”

The man paused for a while, then saw a group of people behind Weixi, and didn't say anything more. He opened the door and put a business card for Weixi, and said with a smile: "Forget it, you have something to do, right? Don't be in a hurry. We can talk next time when we have time." After that, he lowered his voice and whispered in Wei Xi's ear: "Dude, don't hold back when you are in trouble, the classmates are all here, I will give you You figure it out."

After saying that, he waved his hand, and got into the car with the same smile as when he appeared.

Wei Xi stared at the rear of his car silently, and Tuan Yi stepped forward and asked, "Master, who is this person?"

Wei Xi didn't know, so he didn't answer, just thought to himself.

After leaving the person just now, the fortune between his brows and eyes didn't look very good.

Fortunately, this was just a short episode. After saying goodbye to the Huang family, he returned to the Wei family with his two apprentices.

On the way to Unity and Righteousness, I was still thinking about what the person I met just now said, thinking to myself, God, my master still has Weibo? As a result, as soon as they entered the courtyard, everyone was stunned.

Before they went out, the messy garden mud had already been cleaned up and looked brand new. The large and small mud pits were arranged on both sides of the road in an orderly manner, and the scattered mud was neatly piled next to the mud pit. It was as if 1,800 servants had suddenly summoned a magic lamp.

There were a lot of ponytails in the mud. Seven or eight disgraced women were sitting in it and drinking coffee gracefully. Tuanyi squinted hard, only to recognize that the mud ring on one of their wrists was actually a diamond. surface.

They were so embarrassed, and they were chatting happily. One with a muddy head pointed at the other with a muddy face and said, "Wow, you are so sly, you must have been secretly smearing it on your face just now!"

Not to be outdone, the pointed one replied, "Aren't you pretending to scratch your scalp inadvertently to cure your hair loss!"

Unity: "????"

How is this going

Wei Xi nodded in relief and looked at the woman with the dumbest expression in the crowd: "Wanrong, you are very smart and did a good job."

Shu Wanrong slowly turned her head to look at him: "..."

Thank you, thank you so much for your compliment, I've been digging mud for a day, I'm really happy.

The author has something to say: Ladies: We are also very happy!