Wei Tianyi was furious: "One by one, it's getting more and more outrageous!"
The good Shu Wanrong actually became a pig teammate!
To be honest, Wei Tianyi really wanted to lose his temper, and his face turned very bad immediately after hearing Butler Zhou's answer.
But he has always wanted face, and he has a calm appearance on the outside, but now the women sitting in the yard are all prominent people in the surrounding circles, and there are even neighbors in the same community. No matter how angry he is, it is impossible to get angry in front of these people, so he also I can only desperately call myself to hold back.
The laughter of the woman from the yard shocked him so much that his mind was about to collapse. Wei Tianyi sullenly turned into a purple face, thinking about a bunch of idiots, and even lost his mind when he heard the word about health club. With Wei Xi's current virtue, it's not bad if he doesn't hit people. What kind of health can he give to people? Only a full-time housewife with a lot of money and stupidity like Shu Wanrong, who stays at home every day with nothing to do and has a short-sighted vision, will believe his nonsense.
At this moment, there was a sudden crunch behind him, and the gate of the courtyard that had not had time to close was pushed open.
Wei Tianyi looked back, and immediately changed his mood and greeted the visitor: "President Liu, President Wang, President Zheng, what are you?"
The men standing outside are all his business friends, all of them are of extraordinary wealth and quite famous in their professional fields.
Several bosses seem to have just got off work, and the suits they are wearing have not had time to change. Seeing that he is also very happy, Mr. Liu responded with a smile: "Oh, Mr. Wei, are you at home too?"
Hearing this, Wei Tianyi felt that something was wrong: "Didn't you guys come to see me?"
Mr. Liu laughed: "No, no, why bother to interrupt after work, my wife and I just bought members of your Taicang Zong Health Club, and I came here specially to maintain it."
Wei Tianyi: "…"
***
Wei Tianyi's mentality collapsed directly. He refused to talk to Wei Xi for several days, and he packed up his things and moved to a house in the city for a few days. As a result, in those few days, he didn't know whether he recognized the bed or not. He stared at the ceiling above his head every night, and when he got home, he was inexplicably stuck on the pillow. The quality of sleep was better than the previous decades combined. In this way, he felt more and more unsatisfactory. In order to sleep well, he had to live at home, but he still resisted. For example, he set the alarm every day, packed his things angrily and ran out before dawn. At work, try not to meet family members.
Let these bastards think about it!
But his resistance couldn't change anything at all, and the family's leisure club was seeing more and more customers.
Taicang Zong also gradually gained a little reputation in the surrounding circles. After all, this company finally has a product to sell. Unlike the previous rituals where Xuanzhi did not know whether it was true or false, the effect of the sputum was visible to the naked eye. Even people who don't believe in ghost talk at all can have a good night's sleep by placing one by the bedside pillow. Business people who do not carry a little pressure? Especially when people are middle-aged, don’t look at the dazzling scenery outside. In private, the company’s development and family are not going well and their mid-life crisis is much more troublesome. As a result, the sales of the thorns quickly doubled day by day, and many people not only bought them back for their own use, but also gave them to friends and relatives they had made friends with.
The income and expenditure of the sect has finally become a lot more beautiful, but the unity is still not satisfied.
Therefore, he held the account book and went to slander at the master again: "Master, it is said on Zhihu that if a company wants to develop continuously, it cannot satisfy its immediate achievements, it must always reform and innovate, and at the same time maintain its existing advantages, so that customers are full of Adhesion and freshness from time to time are the way we develop.”
Wei Xi was chomping on the chocolate, and the martial art finally had the money to buy him snacks. It felt really good to have money.
The second apprentice looked back coolly at his titular senior brother while dealing with his mundane business. Hearing the noise coming from the yard, he wished he could kick this troublemaker who had no idea about Weixi's danger. go out.
However, the traitorous officials are in power, and the people's hearts are not ancient, but the faint-hearted head is addicted to snacks, leaning on the second apprentice and nodding with approval: "You are right."
Unity and righteousness became enthusiastic: "Master, do you think that our sect has any new products that can be developed other than saffron?"
Wei Xi's brain was originally stupid, but he was immediately stopped by his question. He opened his mouth to think for a long time, thinking that the chocolate in his hand was about to melt, and then he hurriedly took a bite and said slowly: "How about we How about planting a little bit more? The old man said that if you eat this thing after it is split and dried, it can kill any living thing in an instant. So I was afraid that Mike would eat it indiscriminately, so I didn’t specifically plant it.”
Unity: "...??"
Wei Xi: "Isn't there a lot of competitors in business? They should really need this, and they can grow a lot in one crop, which is convenient and profitable."
Unity: "… "
Tuanjie looked at his junior brother sweating profusely, and saw that his junior brother also seemed to be unbearable, interrupted Weixi's plan with a straight face, and instructed Tuanjie to say: "You asked someone to pluck off the leaves of the nettles, like It is fried like tea leaves and then soaked in water to sell. This thing has a special aroma after it is fried, and it can heal the body."
Tuanyiyi was like a pardon. After asking about Xuntang's appearance, he ran away in a hurry. He always felt that Master sometimes seemed quite scary.
As soon as he left, Shuozong put down his work and turned to stare at Wei Xi seriously.
The second apprentice is very yang, Weixi likes to stick to it, and when he eats chocolate, he leans on the other side and takes a few gulps. Now that the other party turned around, he also slanted a bit. After sitting upright, he saw his apprentice staring at him. After thinking for a while, he looked at the snacks in his hand for unknown reasons: "Do you want to do it, apprentice?"
Shuozong: "..."
Shuozong was silent for a while, then he deliberately took a bite of the chocolate he brought to his mouth, and turned his anger away: "Tianyiyi idles around all day, and knows how to make waves!"
Although Wei Xi didn't understand why Tuan Yi Yi was making waves, he had always been fond of this yang-hearted apprentice, so he found a new position to rest on the other's lap: "Well."
Shuozong looked down at him, and his face finally improved. Looking out the window, he had already greeted the housekeeper Zhou and the others and began to pick Xingtang's unity and righteousness: "It's time to teach him some Taoism, so that he has something to do."
Tuanyiyi, who was working in the yard, didn't know that he was about to struggle in the sea of questions. He shivered inexplicably. After finishing the fight, he gathered up his coat, carefully picked a nettle leaf, and put it into a small bamboo basket. .
The guests who were chatting in the yard were very curious when they saw the actions of him, Housekeeper Zhou and others: "What are you doing?"
Unity Yi has an entrepreneurial spirit and is immersed in sales all the time. He immediately replied: "This is a new product developed by my master. After making it, it can be brewed and drunk like tea. It tastes quite good and is good for the body. Membership card You can get a 10% discount on purchases, do you want to buy some and try them out?"
Everyone looked at the leaves he picked, and they didn't think there was anything magical, so they weren't very interested, but Mrs. Liu said, "The new products will definitely be welcomed. Give me a copy."
Husband Liu Wen's severe insomnia was cured by Xiezhu of Taicang Zongzong, perhaps because he had enough sleep, and even the more silent and melancholy temperament over the years has changed, and the atmosphere of the whole family has taken on a new look. She is very grateful to the Taicang Sect at this moment, what is the point of buying some tea
The work of signing orders for customers is now entrusted to Shu Wanrong, who has made great achievements. Shu Wanrong still feels that the reality is very psychedelic, and tries to struggle: "Do you want to think about it... Not to mention, this tea The tree is growing so fast, don't you think something is wrong?"
She looked at the row of saplings that had grown to the height of the crotch not far away, her eyes were quite suspicious, and they were only a little small when they were planted some time ago.
As soon as she said this, the sisters at the table, Tao, waved their hands one after another: "Why are you so stupid, the mud your son poured into it is mud from the Himalayas, Mrs. Zheng's hair can grow out, why can't the tree grow fast? Clicked."
Shu Wanrong: "…"
But having said that, due to price factors, the customers present are still not very interested in Taicangzong's new tea products. As for tea, let's not say that these ladies generally drink coffee in order to catch up with the trend, but let's talk about tea. Which family doesn't have a few taels of Longjing Biluo Dahongpao? No matter how good Weixi is here, can it be better than these treasures
Before Xingtang had grown up, Unity and Righteousness had not been prosperous. After confirming that there was only one customer who bought it, she went in with a small amount in the basket. To be honest, his black-hearted sales are black-hearted sales, and he is also muttering in his heart, the leaves of the nettles look a bit like willow leaves, and they look very ordinary. With this thing, he really has no confidence that he can become the main product of his own sect like Zakushu.
Butler Zhou heard him mention it a few times when he was picking it just now. He knew that this leaf would be made after picking. Thinking of the price quoted by Unity Yi just now, he felt that this item was quite precious, and his attitude was a little cautious: "Mr. Tuan, tea leaves. If it needs to be fried, do I ask people to buy some tea-frying equipment right now?"
Tuanjie was interrupted to think, but he still felt that there was no bottom. His eyes wandered around the kitchen, and he waved his hand in a talkative manner: "No, no, just find a vegetable pot and wash it for me."
Butler Zhou: "..."
"That's right." Seeing Tuanjie raised his head, he solemnly asked, "I don't know how to fry tea, so I don't use my hands anymore. Could you find me a spatula again?"
Butler Zhou: "..."
Immediately afterwards, I saw him skillfully set the fire on the stove, poured the basket of leaves into the pot, and stirred it back and forth with the spatula like scrambled eggs.
Butler Zhou can see that the whole person is not well. For such expensive tea, will the production process be a little too casual!
However, what he didn't expect was that Tuanyiyi's egg was fried and fried, and an unheard of aroma came out from the messy pot, and he was shocked by smelling it.
As the frying time passed, the more roasted and drier the nettles became, this wonderful fragrance became stronger and more mellow, and gradually drifted out of the kitchen and into the yard.
The voices of the wives joking and laughing in the yard gradually disappeared, and many people began to look around vaguely, looking at each other and asking, "Where does the smell come from?"
This aroma is really soothing, it's like being in those famous natural oxygen bars, people can't help but stretch their spirits and indulge in them.
"Wanrong." Someone finally found the source and shook Shu Wanrong, who also had a strange face, "It seems that it came from your family."
Before Shu Wanrong could react, the door of the house opened from the inside, and the aroma suddenly thickened with the opened door, causing everyone to stand up involuntarily. When they looked back, they saw Tuan Yiyi came out of the room with a small paper bag, which seemed to be the source of the wonderful aroma.
"I'm sorry, I kept you waiting for a long time. The tea making process is complicated, so it took a while." Tuanjie handed the paper bag to Mrs. Liu, and said at the same time, "I just weighed it, and there are about sixty people in it. Ke, do you want all of them? Or do you want to buy some and try them first?"
Mrs. Liu was holding the fragrant bag, and she seemed to be stunned. Before she could answer, she listened to the little sister on the side interjected and asked, "Xiao, Xiaotuan, is there any extra tea leaves? It tastes so good. It smells good, just fry it for me too."
Unexpectedly, Tuan Yiyi looked at the small tree after listening to it, and replied apologetically, "I'm sorry, because this is a new product, and the tree hasn't grown well now. Now I'm just trying to make it, and there's no more leftovers. With these in Mrs. Liu's hands, other official sales may have to wait for a while."
The scene was silent for a while, and then, several eyes slowly fell on the paper bag in Mrs. Liu's hand.
Liu Taiping closed the paper bag tightly in his hand, turned around and walked towards the door: "...I have something to do at home, you can talk and go first."
Shu Wanrong: "…"
The sisters at the same table all chased out. She sat for a while in the empty yard with a dull expression, then got up and went back to the villa without a word. As soon as she entered the house, she saw the unity and righteousness in the kitchen practicing shoveling. .
Has everyone become neurotic
Unprecedented, at this moment, she misses her normal and peaceful life.
***
But in a place she didn't know, the elder disciple of Taicang Zong who fry the first pot of new stainless steel tea was actually not doing well.
Before he even had time to figure out how much he had earned from this account, he was taken to the study by his master and younger brother, and he was given a notification that he did not know whether it was good news or bad news.
Master, finally decided to teach him the skill.
Unity was very happy at first. To be honest, after the apprenticeship ceremony, apart from enslaving him to work and taking him to witness various scenes of catching ghosts and eating ghosts, Master never mentioned the fact that he was in class, which made him quite uneasy. Apart from cheating and begging for food, he doesn't know any other survival skills at all, and he has been following his master with trepidation all the time, especially when he has a second younger brother who is beautiful and capable, which makes him even more useless as a master. Extremely.
So when he heard the news, he was moved to tears: "Master, what do you want to teach me? I will study hard and never let you down!"
Seeing that the disciple was so diligent, Wei Xi couldn't help rubbing his head, which was too big, with relief: "Then I'll teach you how to draw spells first."
Tuanjie thought of Master's ability, and asked enthusiastically, "Okay! Master, what principles should we start with?"
Just listen to Wei Xi answer as a matter of course: "Huh? What's the principle? There's no principle, just paint how you want to paint."
Hearing the words of Unity Yi, the excitement cooled down a little, and it felt a little wrong. Is that how you learned spells? It always feels a bit simple and crude, with no regulations.
Soon he knew that his guess was correct, because the master who had always been gentle and kind to him began to beat people.
***
A mess of yellow pulp paper was spread on the table, and a pool of bright red cinnabar sat in the corner.
"Stupid! How can you be so ignorant!" He slapped his head with a slap, and Tuanyi covered his head with tears in his eyes. After seeing the master scolding him in a rage, he took a pen and dipped some cinnabar ink, took out a Zhang Zhanghuang paper, swiped the pen in one go, and then slammed the completed spell head-on, "Just draw it like this! You can't learn such a simple blessing spell, are you serious about learning it!"
Tuanyiyi stared at the bells and whistles of the celestial book and said, "Master, I'm really serious, but you have to tell me what this symbol means, and why is this point and this frame here!"
"It should be here of course it is here! There are so many whys!"
Weixi taught so much that he wanted to clean up the door. Why is the eldest apprentice so stupid, why do you even ask these small questions? Isn't drawing a symbol to draw according to the desired effect? What he was born to know, this idiot couldn't learn it for so long.
While speaking, Tuanyiyi made a mistake again, Wei Xi was so angry that he slapped him on the head several times, this is not enlightened! If it wasn't for the apprentice he accepted, he would have swallowed it in one bite.
Unity cried loudly: "It's so difficult! How can this be learned!"
Wei Xi looked at him with hatred, and summoned the second disciple who was quietly watching: "Lu Que! Come here! You can draw it for him!"
When Tuanjie saw his junior and junior brother standing silently, he picked up a pen and quietly drew a perfect spell.
Wei Xi just wanted to find a stick to hit the elm head of the eldest apprentice: "Look at your junior brother! Look at your junior brother! Such a simple thing!"
Shuozong: "..."
Shuozong pinched his eyebrows, and was not very happy when he was praised. It was the first time he saw someone teach a disciple like this. He couldn't bear to stop Wei Xi, who was furious: "...Is there no cultivation method for enlightenment in the teacher's door?"
"Why are you looking at that!" Wei Xi was furious, "Shouldn't you be born with spells? How did you learn it!"
"..." Shuozong said dryly, "born."
Wei Xi: "That's not it! You senior brother, you idiot!"
Shuozong really felt very tired, and gave up explaining to Wei Xi the difference between humans and him: "...Since you know that he is stupid, it's okay. Idiots naturally have to read books to learn spells."
Tuanjiyi burst into tears, thinking that I was really an idiot.
Wei Xi felt that the second apprentice's words seemed to make sense, but he couldn't help but get even more angry. Really, he thought the first apprentice was a smart guy, but the first time he accepted an apprentice after he left the mountain, he accepted such a stupid one!
***
However, Wei Xi didn't know where to get the books of enlightenment. Fortunately, his second apprentice had a good idea. After a trip, he brought back a stack of books that were tall enough.
Wei Xi really didn't want to teach idiots anymore, the responsibility of enlightenment was naturally passed on to the second apprentice, and Tuanjie saw his apprentice and apprentice pick up a brick-thick book and threw it to him, coldly instructed: "You first within a month. Memorize this book, and learn about spells after you have memorized it."
When Tuanjie saw the "Book of Changes", he was confused. After opening it, he was even more confused. Why couldn't he understand a single sentence
"One... one month, memorize this book?" Tuanyiyi asked his junior brother exhausted, "Are you serious?"
I saw the younger brother looked at him calmly: "Then why don't you learn the spell with him first?"
Tuanyiyi clutched his head, which was so painfully beaten by the master, and thought about it seriously for a long time before deciding to save his life aggrievedly: "... No, I think I'd better endorse it first."
This Book of Changes almost cost Tuanyiyi's life. He was so dizzy that he only had time to catch his breath in the occasional gap. He was full of enthusiasm for everything except studying, doing business and doing business. Be more active.
Fortunately, at this time, a pair of unexpected visitors finally appeared outside Wei's house.