Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 32: I really didn't take the initiative to slap my face

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The people who eat melons are very embarrassed by the amazing dynamic of the homepage. It's not too long since they haven't been on the Weibo homepage for a long time, right

No one has ever heard of what kind of ghost company this Taicang Zong is, not to mention the business scope is too outrageous? Is even such a metaphysical industry going to use account hacking for marketing these days

I clicked on the large picture that came with the text, and there was a plain yellow paper on the ordinary desktop. The yellow paper was painted crookedly with red paint, and the pattern hurt the eyes. It was too casual. I clicked, and the remote control on the desktop and half of the leftover apple core were still vaguely visible beside the yellow paper.

For a while, everyone commented passionately, and many of them were purely joking—

[Mom, I thought Wei Xi was finally going to return to the arena after shrinking for so long, but I didn't expect 233333]

[Maybe he came out to advertise secretly, and he had to earn money to support himself even if he wasn't filming.]

[Thinking about this friend too much, who would advertise with him now, this is obviously a hacked account, it's too miserable, too miserable.]

There are also many original fans of Weixi, although there are not many, but the tone is very righteous indignation—

[Breathed in tears, I almost fell off the bed when I saw Xue Xun, I thought it was the return of the missing person, but it turned out to be… ]

[Where did Xixi go! ! Anyway, come out and report peace!]

[Having the number thief dog gets rough! @小博小SECRETARY, account hacking is so lawless, how can I care? !]

[Sisters report it!]

After Tuanjie posted on Weibo and saw the repost, he didn't expect such a reply, and was immediately shocked. Is it okay to report? Master this fan is too sturdy.

He thought that this was impossible, and hurriedly began to rummage through his phone. Anyway, he found a secretly photographed photo of Wei Xi teaching him to draw talismans, and forwarded it to the original Weibo and posted it.

Fans who were laughing and reporting passionately clicked on the photos in the new news, and it was Wei Xi who frowned and leaned over the table to draw a pen and draw a talisman. This is the real frying pan.

There are not many live fans on the homepage, and the people who laughed at the photos laughed even more—

[Oh my God, I never thought it was really him! What the hell is going on here, are you going to go to metaphysics in the future? !]

[I don't know how to evaluate...]

[Is the entertainment industry so difficult?]

The only fans who immediately stopped the little hand who was reporting, wept bitterly—

[Sixi!]

[Ah, it's really Xixi, it hasn't changed at all, but her hair is longer!]

[Received beauty crit +1]

[Don't read those sb comments! But if you are in the mood to come out and post a joke, although the joke is really not funny at all, it is still forwarded anyway! Xixi's blessing mantra bless me to fulfill my wish!]

As a result, there was finally a retweet, but Tuanyiyi felt that it was even more wrong. Why was the company advertisement that he sent out being called a joke? He looked at the netizen named Xiaoyu who was the first to retweet, and wanted to roll up his sleeves and explain to the other party, but he didn't wait for his corporate sense of honor to come into play. Commenting on Li Weixi The pink pink black black has already pinched up by herself. Heizi mocking Wei Xi is a big weirdo. He was hacked before he became famous, not to mention that even Weibo jokes can be made up so unfunny, but the brain-dead fans actually believe in the so-called blessing spell.

The few fans are outnumbered, especially the netizen named Xiaoyu, who is completely loyal, not talking about ten points in a row, and not to be outdone, standing on the front line of the fight, angering. If you scold my account, I will transfer it if I like it, and I will believe it if I want to. How come there are so many Pacific police officers who control it so leniently.

However, it is very sad that the followers of this account are too few, and I don’t know how many of them are zombie accounts. This square inch ridicules each other, but people outside the circle can't see the wind, and there are very few people who actually forward it.

Seeing that the number of retweets did not even reach three digits, Tuanjiyi was worried about the influence of his company's publicity mouth, and he thought that he would have to spend money to buy a hit.

Fortunately, at this time, this pocket war was interrupted by a sudden accident.

The fan named Xiaoyu suddenly disappeared for a moment, and when he reappeared, he was in a trance that could be seen from the text—

[Everyone... stop arguing... I'll come... I'm still willing...]

Someone immediately laughed at her: [What else do you wish for? Are you crazy about superstition?]

At the same time, it took a month for a large-scale beauty influencer on Weibo to publish itself. Because of the huge number of prizes involved and the amount of money, the results of the Weibo lottery draw that many fans were paying close attention to—

[Congratulations to user @小鱼, who won the [XX prize spree] This event is supervised by a professional lottery platform, and the results are fair and effective.]

The number of fans of this blogger is astonishing, almost in the blink of an eye, the voice of shouting fills the comment area—

[Ah, ah, it's never my QAQ who won the prize!]

[I’m envious of my real name, this time I’m really envious of my real name, my XX mobile phone, XX camera, XX brand lady’s face cream and lotion…]

[The total amount of prizes must be in the hundreds of thousands, right? The winning blogger must have saved the planet in his last life.]

[Wait, do you want to click on this @'s homepage to take a look, I saw her latest Weibo, why did I suddenly think that her winning the lottery might not be the reason for saving the earth... ?]

Tuanjie was so frightened by the sudden and terrifying notification sound that he almost threw his phone out. After holding it steady, he took a closer look. In just a few minutes, the number of forwardings of the Charm of Fortune was approaching four digits? !

The list is full of [Ah, although I don't know if it's useful or not, I turned it around and took a sip!]

Below Taicangzong's Weibo, a part of the account that was excitedly fighting with fans: "..."

Damn it, damn it, it's not really that evil, is it

***

Looking at the rapidly increasing number of retweets, Tuanjie immediately happily showed the results to his master.

Wei Xi couldn't understand Fanhei Piaojia and passers-by's Bai Daxian, but he could understand the blessing spell he sent, and he raised his hand and slapped his head: "Idiot, it's been so many days, you are still learning such low words. Equivalent?"

Unity said in shock: "This can all come true, why is it called a low-level talisman?"

Shuozong glanced at the blessing mantra he placed on the coffee table after taking the photo, and said coolly, "It was originally a low-level talisman, and the blessing mantra cannot fulfill people's wishes. Besides, your skills are not good and your abilities are limited. Dao Talisman can only bring some good luck to those who are sincere."

When Wei Xi heard the words, he immediately glared at the unsatisfactory eldest apprentice: "Your apprentice brother is right."

Do you treat the meritorious servants like this! And what's going on with your junior brother, you have been disrespecting senior brother since the beginning of your apprenticeship! The indignant eyes of Unity couldn't help but swept towards the junior brother, but as soon as he met his eyes, he turned his head cowardly, and the junior brother was also terrible.

never mind! Ah Q thought to himself, "I'm not going to fight with you because you are serving servants in Israel!"

So I explained aggrievedly: "This is just a marketing method, Master, we must first find a position to spread the corporate culture. Don't you think the popularity will come up? I think the effect is better than that of Xiaochuan, who used a marketing account to buy a hot search. Good. In the future, we will have fans on Weibo, and it will be more convenient for you to promote new products. Maybe the name of our Taicang sect can spread to thousands of households, don't you think?"

Wei Xi was no longer angry, and he was very tempted to hear it, and repeated blankly: "Thousands of households? New products..."

He wants to plant Wutie again. He likes the smell of Wutie, and the harvest is really good, and it can kill invisible people. There must be a lot of enemies out there...

Shuo Zong glanced at the traitor concubine.

Unity is still immersed in the fast fall of being appreciated by Master: "Hehehehehe."

***

Immediately after that, he fell into the pain of being pressed on the head by his junior and junior brothers to study. Every day, it was painful to memorize it, and he dreamed that he could go out and push a membership card.

Fortunately, within a few days, the younger brother took the initiative to ask for leave, saying that he had something to do and had to leave for two days.

Unity and righteousness said that I beg you to leave for two months. As a result, the other party gave him a lot of homework before going out, including a hundred pieces of pure heart talismans to practice new learning.

So unfair! How can there be a reason for the younger brother to assign homework to the elder brother! Unity was indignant but did not dare not to practice. As a result, not long after the younger brother left, the father who had been invisible recently came back.

In order to make his family reflect, Wei Tianyi has forced himself to leave early and return late for many consecutive days. God knows why his recent sleep quality is so good, every day when he touches the pillow, he falls asleep. Being woken up by an alarm clock when he was sleeping soundly was undoubtedly a very painful thing, but in order to make these bastards at home realize the mistake he made, he still fought hard.

As a result, when he came back during the day on the rest day, there were more guests at home. He first bumped into the young son who was diligently cleaning the signboard at the gate, and then bumped into the wife who was watering the plants in the yard. Stepping into the door, he met his eldest son's gaze.

The other party just glanced at him lightly and turned his head away!

Only Butler Zhou still remembered who his boss was, so he stepped forward and asked, "Sir, it's been a long time since you came back so early."

Wei Tianyi held his forehead and felt that he might fall to the ground with a cerebral hemorrhage in the next second. As a result, after closing his eyes, he always stood up straight, and felt that the air at home was exceptionally fresh.

Strange to say, the capital is dry and cold after winter, and the air quality begins to decline after heating, but the situation at home is completely different from the outside. It's like a small world.

But he was irritable at the moment, and he was really in no mood to investigate the cause. Seeing that Wei Xi really had no intention of taking the initiative to take care of him, he could only open his mouth and tell Butler Zhou: "Go and ask this wicked man to clean up himself. , I will go out with me later to participate in the activities of the local chamber of commerce."

At this time, Weixi was planning new products of his own company with Tuanjieyi. Of course, it was impossible for him to be banned from planting by his second apprentice.

Tuanyiyi took the heart-clearing talismans that he had drawn with his own brushes: "Master, it's such a pity to keep this thing at home after drawing it, I think it can be sold as well."

Wei Xi frowned and looked at the talisman paper in his hand: "You draw so ugly, isn't it self-defeating when you sell it to members?"

"It doesn't matter if he is ugly or not, will it work?" Although Tuanjie is stubborn, but after thinking about it, he also thinks that selling this thing to members at a high price is too black, so he changed his mind, "You think otherwise, we recently The popularity of bloggers is okay, why don't I open a Taobao store by the way? It's okay to sell it at a lower price, and I can earn back the cost of the talisman paper and cinnabar, right? Besides, you don't care about the junior brother, plus this homework, a Zhang Qingxinfu, he asked me to practice almost 300 pieces, and our company's daily office supplies are too expensive. How can we use funds like this in the early days of the business?"

Starting a business is difficult, and Wei Xi’s most unheard of words now is money, which he said immediately made him think deeply.

Butler Zhou came over to tell what his boss meant. He was interrupted from thinking and looked at Wei Tianyi.

Wei Tianyi said in his heart that you are a scumbag now, and you are in stage fright when you hear that you go out, right

He heard Wei Xi ask him, "Is there anything to eat at the event?"

"..." Wei Tianyi held back the blue veins on his forehead and did not allow his self-esteem to answer this question, "This time the local chamber of commerce has a large gathering, and everyone will bring their family members to attend. If I hadn't worried about the gossip of outsiders... Anyway, you Can you be honest with me!"

He didn't mention whether he had anything to eat. Wei Xi didn't really want to go, but Tuanjie found a business opportunity and immediately leaned into his ear and said, "Master, there will definitely be many strangers attending this kind of event. Our Developable Member!"

Wei Xi's eyes widened immediately and changed his mind: "Go and bring your business card and membership card!"

He insisted on bringing unity and righteousness, and Wei Tianyi had nothing to do. He now also feels that the eldest son may have gone out for a trip and his brain is not very bright. After all, things have really become very illogical. What's more, seeing that the Chamber of Commerce was imminent, he really didn't dare to have a conflict with the other party. He managed to get rid of the dark circles under his eyes without wearing sunglasses.

On the way there, Wei Tianyi's anger has not subsided, and she refuses to talk to the rebellious family members. Shu Wanrong can only communicate with her son who is becoming more and more gloomy. Wei Chengshu has few words. Turning to Wei Xi: "Xiao Xi, Yueyue will definitely go to the Chamber of Commerce this time. You... Even if you can't let her go, you have to calm down and not act like you are at home."

Although she hadn't heard the other party mention Wang Yue recently, as long as she thought of her stepson's past obsession with his fiancee, she was very worried that Wei Xi would do something irrational at that time.

When Wei Xi heard this, she looked up at her, her expression was very calm, and Shu Wanrong couldn't see what attitude this was for a while.

Wei Xi thought to herself, who is she talking about

***

As an influential Vanity Fair in the capital, the scale of the local chamber of commerce has always been considerable. Many celebrities in the business circle intend to take this opportunity to get acquainted with each other and to pave the way for the successors they intend to cultivate. Therefore, it has long been unwritten to bring their own family members to the scene. The rules of the sect, as long as you bring one less, there will be a lot of rumors the next day.

In such a grand event, the merchants in Wei Tianyi's circle are very difficult to rank, and of course the Wang family, who is half a catty with the Wei family, is also the same.

When the traffic merged into the entrance, Wang Yue was still worried and complaining to the friends who came with him: "I heard from Xing Kai and the others that Wei Xi returned to the capital some time ago, and this time he will also come with his dad, alas. , what if he pesters me for a while?"

She was born with fair skin and beautiful skin, and she was really eye-catching and beautiful. When her friends heard the words, they all comforted her together: "Don't be afraid, we are all here. Even if he dares to entangle, we will help you."

This is a girl from a family with similar conditions in the same circle, and she has a close relationship with her, so some people don't know her past love and hatred, and the content of comfort is not the same: "Don't worry, he and you are parents in the first place. The marriage set by generations will not be so persistent, not to mention that everyone knows this in their hearts, and he will definitely not do it too much."

Although Wang Yue was worried about being entangled, she felt a little upset when she heard this, as if she was underestimated her charm, she couldn't help defending herself: "You don't know, he was really fanatical about me, before. When chasing me, he sticks to me so much that he can't drive away. As long as he comes, he will always ask me to explain to me. I really don't know how to get rid of him."

When everyone heard this, many couldn't believe it: "Really or not? Haven't you two always had a marriage contract? Why is he chasing you after all this?"

Wang Yue turned the head lightly: "How do I know? When I was about to break off the marriage, he also came to entangle me every day. Alas, I was about to be entangled in a psychological shadow by him."

The girls were silent for a moment, and couldn't help looking at each other with different expressions, but no matter what, many people still didn't quite believe it in their hearts.

Seeing their attitude, Wang Yue became more and more unhappy. After getting out of the car, she saw Wei Tianyi's family far away from the exit. In addition to the irritability of being entangled by Wei Xi again, there was a faint expectation in her heart.

So instead of avoiding her, she took the initiative to signal her friends to look at the Wei family: "Oh my God, he's really here!"

"Yueyue." Shu Wanrong also saw her, and immediately turned to look at her stepson, and greeted Wang Yue with an embarrassed expression, "It's been a long time."

Because I heard a lot of Wei Xi's pursuit of Wang Yue in the car before, even if there was some doubt about it, Wang Yue's friends immediately stepped forward to protect her inadvertently, and watched vigilantly at Wei Tianyi who was leading behind her. Weixi.

"Uncle Wei, Aunt Shu, Chengshu." After saying hello, Wang Yue turned her complex eyes on her fiance.

Wei Xi glanced at the group of girls who suddenly appeared, and immediately heard Wei Chengshu snort coldly, turned his head to look, and found that the other party was looking at him angrily, his face gloomy.

He wondered what happened to the advanced pacesetter in his sect, and heard the girl who had greeted him call his name again: "Wei, Weixi."

Wei Xi glanced at her and found that she was hiding behind her friends, her eyes seemed to be dodging.

Wei Xi didn't recognize her and didn't want to talk to her at first, but she felt that she was unlucky and might be a potential customer, so she hummed patiently and turned to look at other potential customers passing by.

Wang Yue: "???"

Wei Xi actually hummed, and then what

And then no more.

Wei Xi suddenly felt that the scene was silent for a while, and the girl's eyes became very surprised in the silence. Even Shu Wanrong and Wei Tianyi looked back at him, and Wei Chengshu on the side was even more strange.

Wei Xi was confused by Wei Chengshu's complex and probing gaze, and asked, "We're just standing here?"

Shu Wanrong sighed twice before she came back to her senses. While suppressing her shock, she smiled at Wang Yue embarrassedly and politely: "That Yueyue, it's not early, we'll go first, you Have fun with your friends, and when auntie is free, go to your mother to catch up."

Wang Yue opened her mouth, but she was speechless for a while. What shocked her even more was that Wei Xi actually followed Shu Wanrong and Wei Tianyi away like this, without even giving herself a single glance.

At this moment, her mood was not only unbelievable, but she even felt unspeakable humiliation. In the past, when Wei Xi chased her buttocks, she was dismissive, but now this attitude makes her even more unacceptable. As a result, she regained consciousness, and she realized that she actually took the initiative to stop the other party: "Weixi!"

The Wei family's footsteps were stopped by him, and they turned back to look at each other. Of course, Wei Xi also looked at him, and his eyes were even a little impatient: "You called me?"

Wang Yue looked at him naively as if looking into the eyes of a stranger, only to feel unbelievable: "You... how are you... "

Seeing Wei Xi looking at himself with a somewhat inexplicable expression on his face, he turned his head and left without hesitation.

Wang Yue stood there in a daze, watching the familiar figure disappear into the crowd. She should have felt relieved, but what came to her mind at this time was a huge void.

It seemed that something familiar had suddenly changed drastically, and this drastic change had no warning, making it difficult for her to accept it for a while.

How could Wei Xi, who was chasing behind him, greeted each other every day, kept quiet in the morning and evening, and was always on call, became like this

She couldn't understand it, but when she came back to her senses, she found that there were even bigger troubles waiting for her.

The group of girls who were originally acting as protection had been evacuated. Except for the two very close girlfriends who were also confused, everyone else was staring at them strangely.

Wang Yue was stunned by the sight of them, and then heard one of the girls asked with a face full of words, "... This is what you said, the fiancé who haunts you to the point of causing you a psychological shadow?"

She put emphasis on the word "entanglement", Wang Yue immediately sensed something was wrong, and her face changed suddenly: "What do you mean by you?"

The girl covered her face and laughed dryly, and didn't tell her any more. She dragged a few good friends to find her family. Wang Yue heard them snicker when they left: "Oh my God, Wang Yue is Not too narcissistic, do you remember what she said in the car just now?"

"Remember, she said that her fiance was so attached to her that she couldn't get rid of it. It was like a dog's skin plaster, as if she really loved her so much. I was really blind, and I still believed her. To protect her, people didn't want to talk to her at all. Instead, she seemed to be more proactive, and she even took the initiative to call people's names."

"Oh my god, it's a shame, you dare to bring us here, aren't you afraid of being exposed on the spot?"

"You know, she used to tell me that her fiancé used to go over the wall to bring her breakfast every day when he was in college. Now it seems that it's all bragging."

"Don't tell me, her fiance is quite handsome. I guess she dreams every day that she is a princess, so Prince Charming surrounds her."

"No, no, it's so funny. I'm going to tell my brother quickly and let them follow Lele."

Hearing this, Wang Yue's eyes suddenly darkened, but she didn't know how to explain it.

Only then did she realize that she would become the laughing stock of this group of people from now on.