Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 35: What is double repair

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Wei Tianyi's eyes were filled with the words to build socialism together!

Tan Fu really didn't dare to meet his betrayed eyes.

However, compared to the complaints from his friends, he still felt that the current crisis was more unsolved, so he could only secretly lift his pants and comfort himself with the security of the newly upgraded Taicang Zongjin Card that was close to his skin—it doesn’t matter, after so many years Friendship, sooner or later he will figure out to forgive me.

The stone tablet more than three meters high fell outside the gate of the Wei family, and it immediately attracted the attention of countless passing neighbors and members of the courtyard, and everyone ran out to see the rarity. The neighbors who were ignorant of the Wei family's accident also said that many members congratulated him on the company's hardware upgrade when they saw that Wei Xi valued this stele so much. Now the members of Taicang Sect who often come to health are not just those good grandma who play with Shu Wanrong, but also many old men and women who have retreated to the second line in the same community have begun to haunt from time to time. At first, they just listened to the juniors mentioning this place, and came to watch the lively without taking it seriously. As a result, they found that the air in the Wei family yard was really good, so after the air quality in Beijing dropped in winter, Willing to come and sit no matter what.

Wei Xi was also in a very good mood when he heard the congratulations, and praised Tan Fudao: "I still have to thank the faithful for their piety."

Believers…

The old man, the old lady and the ladies couldn't help sweating when they heard this word. They used to think of this place more as a place of leisure and entertainment, and they didn't have much reverence in their hearts. Weixi's answer was probably the first time they made them I realized that the business scope of Taicangzong's business seems to be a bit mysterious.

However, not everyone is so surprised by this. After all, the Taicang Sect is not really without believers at all. The next door, Zhao Liang, who used to rely on socialism to get out of the ghost wall, heard this, and he felt enlightened. The ghost hitting the wall incident frightened him a lot, and since then he has been sticking to "Introduction to the Basic Principles of Marxism". At this moment, he walked around the stone tablet, but he couldn't figure out what else he could do, and then he thought that Weixi was not like a Taoist temple: "Xiaoxi, do you still need incense burners? I'll donate one to you too?"

incense burner!

Wei Tianyi's head fainted and he almost fainted.

The rest of the Wei family looked sluggish as well, but Wei Chengshu was different. He saw the wooden plaque that was cleaned in the morning being removed from the iron gate of the yard by Tuan Yiyi, and he was in a trance for a while. Think, is this liberating

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Wei Xi went to chat privately with the believers who wanted to donate, and Tuan Yi thought that this was really a good idea, so he happily took a picture of the stone tablet with his mobile phone, and then logged into Weibo to prepare to post it.

The daily popularity maintenance of the company's publicity mouth is also very important.

Weixi's Weibo fans have grown steadily since the fan Xiaoyu won the grand prize, and the sect's promotional Weibo has been forwarded more than 10,000. At the beginning of the blog, Heizi scoffed at this grand event, but I don't know if it was a coincidence. Some of the fans who forwarded it actually met some good things after that. Therefore, the comment area of the Weibo that called the blessing curse at this time The original content of the fight has already been covered, and the top has replaced a lot of vows and wishes—

[Oh my god, I hit a 500 yuan coupon for shopping at the mall after I reposted it!]

[Although I didn't win the lottery, my male god took the initiative to poke me to chat!]

[The second and third subjects have passed the make-up examination, thank you master woo woo woo woo...]

[Ah, Master sees me! Master bless me with a successful interview this afternoon! ! !]

Wei Xi's original fan powder Hei Hei was confused among these pious comments - what the hell are they called? In the end, does anyone remember that this place was originally supposed to be a Weibo of an 18th-tier star

Probably the reason for the long-term acceptance of apprentices in that Weibo post. In addition to someone calling Master in the comment area and the forwarding list, there are people in the private message list who actually sent their personal introductions, but the few apprentices. The application looks more or less a joke. In addition, there are many other types of private messages, such as sending photos to ask for a peach blossom, asking if they should divorce their husbands, fans kissing and holding high, and Heizi questioning Wei's suits, and asking for sales from the water army. , because some of them also retweeted the blessing spell, but nothing good happened at all.

When Tuanyiyi saw this, he recalled the fear of being ridiculed by his junior and junior brothers for his lack of skill, and humiliated himself in anger. That was because you were not sincere when you forwarded it!

No matter how speechless the black fan who was sprayed back was, Tuanjie uploaded the photo of the stone tablet of the sect, edited the lottery Weibo that he had thought about before, and sent it out. Counting the ones written in the morning, the junior brother has already punished him for drawing. Hundreds of pure heart talismans have been collected, and these talisman papers still have to be disposed of quickly, how can they be wasted at home. A part of it will be used as a prize for raffle forwarding.

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When Wei Xi brought his apprentices and Tan Fu, a new gold card member, to the downstairs of his house, he unexpectedly bumped into Lu Wenqing, who was accompanied by a pair of young men and women holding magical instruments.

The two parties paused when they met each other, and the person in charge of the community property saw Tan Fu's expression and quickly came forward to explain: "Mr. Tan, after we received your complaint, we immediately dispatched security arrangements to check the safety of the entire building, although I didn’t find the thirty-eighth floor you mentioned and the neurotic who tried to attack you, but in order to protect the rights and interests of the owners, I decided to invite someone to come and have a look, at least to make you feel at ease here.”

In fact, the matter is far from being as simple as he said. At the beginning, the property management thought that Tan Fu was definitely suffering from mental problems. They have worked here for so many years, where have they heard that this building has a thirty-eighth floor? Even if they went to the top floor by mistake, the occupants on the top floor were not young men, they were obviously an old couple in their sixties.

Therefore, they didn't take Tan Fu's complaint seriously at first, but when they routinely looked at the surveillance video, they realized that something was wrong. When Tan Fu went home and took the elevator upstairs that night, there was an abnormal pause in the middle, but the picture in the monitoring was different from what Tan Fu said when he reached the 38th floor. The elevator stopped after a brief failure. In the middle of the thirty-sixth and thirty-seventh floors, the elevator door still opened as usual after it stopped.

The dark elevator shaft outside can be vaguely seen in the surveillance, but Tan Fu in the picture seems to have found nothing, and even raises his foot and is about to walk out.

Although he didn't know why he stopped after that, this behavior still made the staff watching the surveillance terrified, after all, he was only about to step out.

That's the height of more than 30 floors. Falling down is not just a brain burst

The development that followed was even more bizarre. Not long after he stopped, he started talking to the outside of the elevator, as if someone was talking to him outside. Not long after, he sat on the ground again, his face full of horror being restored to normal. The elevator went to the lobby. It was as if he was really frightened by that person outside.

But how could there be someone in the elevator shaft? Is it possible that the other party can fly

However, Tan Fu's series of behaviors were rational and calm, and he even tried to seek help from the outside world, but it really didn't look like he had a delusional episode. With such a coincidental and weird elevator failure, the property manager immediately had a splitting headache—not in his own community. Really haunted, right? Regardless of whether it's true or not, what the netizens like to watch the most are these bizarre urban rumors. Once this thing spreads, their community will jump into the Yellow River and can't be washed away.

Therefore, after the meeting, they immediately visited a well-known Taoist temple in Beijing and asked someone to solve the problem.

The person in charge also wanted to introduce the two parties, but Lu Wenqing smiled and said, "No need, everyone knows it."

He went up to say hello to Wei Xi, and then introduced the man and woman beside him: "Wei Xi, this is Kuang Zhiming, this is Xu Xiaofeng, the couple is the person in charge of Lianduguan, both of whom I received before. Friends I know. This time I'll come with them to see the situation. Why are you here?"

Wei Xi said: "This Mr. Tan who was in the accident has just become a member of our Taicang Sect. I will come back with him to solve the problem."

The Taoist couple originally nodded politely to say hello, but when they heard that he actually came to do it, their eyes became a little strange, and Tuan Yi met their suspicious eyes, and expressed understanding in their hearts. You can see that the couple came out to work. He was wearing a robe and a compass instrument. He looked very professional, but he only had a small school bag, stuffed with snacks and napkins.

Kuang Zhiming looked rather bookish, holding a compass in his hand. In short, he looked like a Taoist priest. After listening to Lu Wenqing's introduction, he hesitated and asked curiously, "Taicang Sect, is it a new Taoist temple? Haven't been in contact."

The religious circle in China is not too big, and his Lotus Temple is well-known locally. He has participated in a lot of Buddhist ceremonies, and he has never heard of a Taoist temple called Taicang Zong, but Wei Xi looks different. Too much like a monk.

Weixi's eldest apprentice hurried forward to hand over the business card to the big man in the industry: "Laugh at the joke, our company is indeed a new company, and the business scope is relatively complicated. Please take care of it in the future."

Company… Company…

Kuang Zhiming glanced at the various business items on the business card, but he didn't know what to say for a while. He saw the tall man who handed the business card diligently took out his mobile phone and asked, "This Taoist priest, do you have an official blog? Can you relate to each other? Let's promote each other in the future."

Official blog… Propaganda…

Kuang Zhiming and his wife were silent, as if they had been asked stupidly.

Unity didn't get a response, so he ran back to his master, thinking that no matter which industry he was in, he was very proud.

Kuang Zhiming over there was stupid for a while, and when he came back, he didn't know what to say, so he said, "Since everyone is here, Mr. Tan will take us to the scene to see."

Tuanjie resented him for being so arrogant and didn't add his own Weibo, and quietly followed his master's side: "Master, isn't he a Taoist cultivator? Why doesn't a monk follow the rules at all? , he actually publicly got married and married a wife."

When Kuang Zhiming heard it, just as he was about to explain, he heard another handsome young man behind Wei Xi answer coldly: "Shut up, each sect is different, who told you that you can't get married if you practice?"

"Hey?" Tuanyiyi looked at Weixi in confusion, "What about our sect? Can we find a wife?"

Wei Xi was stunned for a while when he was asked, and then he realized that he didn't seem to have set the precepts of his own sect, but the larger sects seemed to have stricter requirements... However, before he had time to answer, the second apprentice had already replaced him. Open the mouth: "Who is free to take care of you."

Wei Xi looked back at his second apprentice, met the other party's obviously unwilling eyes, hesitated, and then stepped back: "Forget it, you can find it."

With these two apprentices in their hands, don't be too restrictive.

Lu Wenqing also joined in when he heard their topic: "It is true that their sect can marry and have children, and it does not affect their practice. After they got married, they made much progress than before."

After listening to Tuanjie, he laughed wickedly: "Really? Is it because of... what?"

Wei Xi: "What?"

Unity Yi shyly said: "Oh, Master, you are really, what else could be, just double cultivation."

Wei Xi still didn't understand: "What is double cultivation?"

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

Kuang Zhiming's ears turned red, and he took his wife and walked forward quickly. Unity looked at his master in disbelief: "No, Master, don't you really know? You are already in your twenties, haven't you ever been in a relationship—"

Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly stumbled under his feet, threw himself vertically towards the ground, and fell on his back.

Tuanyiyi struggled to get up, with two nosebleeds hanging from his nose. He wiped his face blankly and turned to look at the place he had just passed, but he couldn't find what tripped him.

Wei Xi didn't get an answer, and simply looked up at his second disciple: "What is double cultivation?"

The second apprentice was silent for a while, and put a hand on his face, blocking his eyes full of curiosity—

"It's a bad thing."

The author has something to say: Small Theater 1—Wei Chengshu looked at the sign that was removed: "I... I'm free?"

Small Theater 2 - One day, the second apprentice looked at the master hesitantly: "..."

Wei Xi: "No, it's a bad thing."