Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 36: Become mentally handicapped

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Kuang Zhiming hid behind his wife with red ears. His wife Xu Xiaofeng looked very professional. After entering the elevator, he took the compass and turned around, but found nothing wrong, and asked Tan Fudao, "Are you sure that the problem happened here that day? ?"

After Tan Fu came in, he was still a little scared, he couldn't help but tighten his belt and briefly recounted what happened, Xu Xiaofeng pondered for a while after listening: "If you didn't react at the time, or you were lured out by him. , I'm afraid it has been shattered by now."

Wei Xi was so happy when he heard it, but he actually stood outside and lured people to step on it and fall to his death. Isn't this just hurting people's lives

It's been a long time since I came across something that could be eaten like this.

He immediately glanced at the second apprentice. The second apprentice's expression was a bit complicated. After looking at him for a while, he said solemnly: "It should be a ghost."

Kuang Zhiming and Xu Xiaofeng looked at each other when they heard the words, this Taoist temple that doesn't seem to be formal seems to be a bit level.

Some dead ghosts are too obsessed to be reincarnated. Not to mention, their souls will be imprisoned around the place where they died and cannot leave. Therefore, if they want to get rid of them, they can only find another way to find other living souls to stay in their place. here.

The ghost Tan Fu saw probably wanted to trick him into dying instead of him.

Tuanjie now also has some professional knowledge reserves. Hearing this, he immediately asked the property manager who followed him: "Has there been an accident in the elevator shaft before?"

The person in charge was shocked when he heard it, and replied with a pale face: "It seems... a long time ago, when the building was still under construction, there were some rumors. It was said that a group of young people secretly climbed while no one was working. There was an accident when I came up to shoot the extreme video... But the developer is said to have lost money, and since the community has been opened for many years, there has been no incident for many years, how could it suddenly... "

Tan Fu was about to urinate when he heard it. Could it be that he was the chosen unlucky person

It seems that this is what is causing the trouble. As for the reason mentioned by the person in charge, everyone can't explain it for a while. After the elevator reached the thirty-seventh floor, everyone went out to investigate and found nothing unusual. Kuang Zhiming suggested, "Take us to the bottom floor to have a look."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Wei Xi and his party hesitantly. He originally wanted to suggest that if the other party is afraid, they can wait outside first. After all, a little-known and strangely run trail doesn't seem to be really there. Who knew that Wei Xi would not hesitate to nod after listening to his words: "Let's go."

Kuang Zhiming was stunned for a while, and then he heard his wife come over and whispered: "If something happens in a while, you leave the magic weapon with me and protect them from leaving first."

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The bottom of the elevator shaft was filled with a damp, cold air.

The person in charge turned on all the lamps, and the lighting was still not very good. There were simple concrete walls everywhere, and he stood quietly in the basement outside the elevator shaft, dragged by the lights into a long shadow. Tan Fu followed Wei Xi closely. He heard their guesses just now. He was so frightened at the moment that he kept babbling about his recent unfortunate experience. Anything that falls on the ground and hits a telephone pole is a pediatrician, and he is extremely depressed: "This community has been established for seven or eight years and I haven't heard of an accident, so why did it happen to me, I must have been Mercury retrograde recently, When I came back from a business trip in Xinnan, everything went wrong. The bags under my eyes were getting bigger and bigger. My wife disliked it when she saw it…”

Kuang Zhiming was originally observing the surrounding environment. Hearing this, he couldn't help but glance at the bags under his eyes that were almost hanging on his cheeks. It was really big... It was like something was inside...

Shuozong interrupted his Xianglin's wife-like narration, and announced in a deep voice, "It's useless to find them like this, we just need to lead them out."

Tan Fu's voice suddenly disappeared, and after a while, he asked tremblingly, "How... how to lead?"

Shuozong said calmly, "Didn't you lose that membership card before you met the ghost last night? Throw it away."

Tan Fu: "..."

Seeing his non-violent and uncooperative appearance, Shuozong glanced lightly at his senior brother who was stuffing tissues into his nostrils: "Tianjiyi, you go and take off his pants."

Unity: "????"

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In the end, Tan Fu wept and undid the belt by himself. When he saw him take out the membership card from his underwear, Kuang Zhiming and his wife Lu Wenqing and the staff of the property were full of expressions. Tan Fu didn't mean to be ashamed. As soon as he took out the membership card in his crotch, he began to feel insecure. He hesitated for a long time in his hand, and was reluctant to hand it to others, so he carefully placed it at his feet.

The moment the membership card left his body, he felt the cold that was not there just now, and his body began to feel uncomfortable.

Shuozong noticed his face: "What's wrong?"

Tan Fu took a breath and raised his hand to cover his face: "My eyes are starting to hurt again."

Shuo Zong frowned when he heard the words, looked at Wei Xi, and suddenly realized a problem. Mr. Tan Fu said that his eyes hurt. Is it related to the troubles he encountered

The Kuang Zhiming and his wife also discovered this, and quickly went up to the front to check Tan Fu's face and asked, "Have you brought home anything of unknown origin recently? Antique calligraphy and painting, or the money you picked up?"

"How is it possible, I don't like antique calligraphy and painting, and I've been unlucky recently, and it's almost like losing money." Tan Fu twisted the eyedrops bottle and recalled angrily, "It was also the last time I went to Xinnan someone gave me an amulet, saying yes What I ask for in the Dragon Palace can keep me lucky, but I don't know where the luck is."

When his voice fell, he saw the faces of everyone in front of him sank: "What... what?"

Shuozong said solemnly, "What about that amulet?"

Tan Fu also realized something, and a cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He hurriedly took out something from his trouser pocket: "Here and here!"

The amulet was golden yellow with a very good texture, with a round pattern in the center.

Kuang Zhiming recognized it at a glance: "I have exchanged Taoism with Longgongguan. This is not the amulet of Longgongguan."

Tan Fu's cold sweat became even worse: "Then... Then where is this amulet?"

"It's not a talisman." Shuozong couldn't stand his IQ anymore, so he answered bluntly: "This is please."

In order to solve problems for others, some folks will transfer the original luck of the person to other things in various forms, in order to find a substitute. The most widely circulated carrier of this method is actually jewelry money. After disposing the jewelry money, it is thrown on the roadside and waiting for others to pick it up, so that the bad luck of the discarder can be married to the picker.

Therefore, after some people pick up an unexpected windfall, it will not take long for them to break even more wealth than this. However, there is a way to solve this method. It is generally not a problem to return the found property.

However, the effect of this indiscriminate attack is limited.

Compared with this, the other kind of replacement is much more terrifying, and the most powerful can even pass on the calamity of his own death, but this ability is not without cost, such a replacement method will be much more troublesome, And the conditions for finding a substitute are relatively strict, and generally it is necessary to pass on the person to the substitute. And please also have different requirements for the substitute, or the correct answer to a certain question, maybe the first stranger you meet outside the spell casting range, there is only one thing in common, you must complete the handover in person.

It is definitely useless to leave it on the side of the road and let people pick it up indiscriminately. Therefore, many people who know a little bit, if they encounter someone on the road who wants to give them something for no reason, they usually do not accept it.

Kuang Zhiming knew what to do, and his face changed greatly when he heard this: "Please replace it? Who did you get this thing from?"

Tan Fu's expression suddenly became embarrassed, and he seemed very reluctant to say it. After a while, he replied sullenly: "I... I, I am on a business trip in Xinnan, and a female netizen I know on WeChat shake..."

Everyone: "… "

So in the information age, have the conditions for please change have been upgraded to WeChat Shake it...

The person in charge of the property also secretly thought that working here can indeed hear a lot of gossip about successful entrepreneurs.

"The girl asked me out for coffee immediately after shaking me. She gave me this when I had coffee. I... I... I really didn't think about it at the time... I thought she was very gentle and beautiful..." Tan Fu said. His face became sad, "I just ate a meal, we didn't do anything, it was so boring that day that I agreed to go out, I really didn't do anything wrong to my wife, please don't tell me. my wife!"

"..." Kuang Zhiming didn't know what to say to himself, he glanced at his wife's face, and moved away from him in silence to show that he had drawn a clear line, "You may encounter these things because you accepted this request, That's why the surrounding earth-bound spirits choose to entangle you. You suddenly fell and almost ran a red light before. I'm afraid it's not accidental. It's because other ghosts found an opportunity and wanted to choose you as a substitute. You just die. , please take care of people's misfortunes."

Tan Fu was about to cry when he knew the truth, damn, how could this be! At that time, he was distracted for a while, thinking about secretly flirting with him on a business trip. It can be seen that no matter how serious the family is, he can't do it! This is condemned!

Kuang Zhiming and his wife were speechless when they heard his regretful cries. Fortunately, at this moment, the elevator shaft that had never been found finally appeared abnormal.

Wei Xi turned his head to look at a wall not far away, there was a faint collision sound, and at the same time, the lamp tube above his head began to turn on and off.

The occasional lighting environment and the sudden noise were really creepy. Tan Fu immediately stopped crying and raised his head in horror, followed by a burst of pain in his eyes.

He screamed: "Aah! I saw it!! A lot! A lot!!!"

Lu Wenqing almost scared him to pee, and then he could see what he saw because of the heavy yin: "Wow!"

Amid their shouting, Kuang Zhiming pointed his finger at his temple, and after chanting the eye-opening spell, he took a closer look, and he also saw a scene that shocked him—

I saw a concrete wall arch not far away. At this time, I didn’t know how many ghosts were standing there. These ghosts were tall, short, fat and thin, some with clean eyebrows, some with bloodstained faces, and densely packed, the only thing in common was Staring at Tan Fu with eagerness on his face!

This number is far more than what the person in charge of the property mentioned. Obviously, a large part of it was attracted by Tan Fu's please! Especially the white-clothed ghost in the lead, with a clear face, you can't be underestimated at first glance!

Tan Fu, who had lost his membership card, saw all this clearly, and was so frightened that he almost fainted. Since Kuang Zhiming started his career, it was the first time he saw so many ghosts at the same time, and he was also quite frightened. But when he thought of the pile of ordinary people and half-assed people behind him, he immediately squeezed the magic weapon in his hand sweatingly and shouted to his wife, "Take them away first!"

His wife Xu Xiaofeng also raised the peach wood sword as if facing the enemy: "It's you who took them away first!"

How could Kuang Zhiming dare to leave his wife in such a dangerous place, it is obviously going to be an uphill battle! He still decided to stay, so while thinking about countermeasures, he nervously turned to the half-assed group of unknown Taoist temples beside him: "It's dangerous here! All of you leave!"

The light flickered at this moment, and he vaguely saw the face of Wei Xi who was standing closest. He couldn't help but pause for a moment. Why does this person seem a little happy

As a result, the light went on and off a few times. He fixed his eyes and looked again, and the few people from the Taicang Sect who were standing beside him had disappeared.

Kuang Zhiming panicked for a while, thinking that they would not be captured by those ghosts. Who knows, the next second, there was a shrill scream in the distance.

Kuang Zhiming and his wife were startled and looked at them in horror, but at the same time: "..."

Not far ahead, the three people of Taicang Sect... One was fiercely holding the ankle of the leading male ghost as a whip to beat the group of ghosts, the other followed him indifferently to catch the fish that were trying to sneak through the net, the other The scene was full of chaos, and the face was full of fear, but this punch and kick caused chaos everywhere. The leader who was used as the whip was howling miserably for the ghost, and the rest of the aggressive ghost group had also been crushed by them. .

Kuang Zhiming was sluggish for a moment, then slowly put down the magic weapon in his hand, and at the same time pressed the peach wood sword held up by his wife.

What kind of tough battles are still being fought, I am afraid that I will become mentally retarded.