Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 37: The ghosts are more than the cowardice in front of them

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Seeing the ghost group being abused like this, Kuang Zhiming and his wife suddenly became very complicated. .

Tan Fu and Lu Wenqing, who were originally frightened, seemed to have been greatly inspired. After Tan Fu was sober, he grabbed the membership card and put it back into his pants. The peach wood sword on his back rushed forward to help.

This unlucky ghost with all yin characters has only been bullied by ghosts since childhood, and the psychological shadow area when rushing to the ghost group is too large to calculate. Luckily, the ghosts around were all stunned by Wei Xi. They just wanted to escape, and didn't have time to pay attention to whether there were any soft persimmons present. The result of the rampage was Lu Wenqing's peach wood sword. With one sword and one pick, it was cut to the ground.

Seeing this, Lu Wenqing was so excited that his tears almost lingered, he turned over as a serf and sang!

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But Wei Xi on the other side was very unhappy. He jumped in with great joy at first to sign for the takeaway, but only after signing did he find out what was going on! what happened!

He swung the whip to grab a closer look, and threw it away. Grab the other one and look carefully, and still throw it away!

Not a single ghost! Why isn't there a ghost!

how so! ! !

He was so angry that he lost his mind. He grabbed the male ghost's ankle and slammed it on the ground. Hearing the shrill screams of the male ghost and the ghosts who were thrown away, his face was more terrifying than the ghost. He casually grabbed the neck of a blood-stained ghost who had been whipped and scolded: "You didn't even kill a single life!"

The substitute ghost didn't know how he died, the skull on his forehead was sunken in half, his nose was crooked, he was strangled by his neck and shivering to wash himself: "Master Mingjian! Earth Spirit, if you can harm people, you are still here! I found a substitute and left! I really haven't had time yet!"

Who would have thought that Wei Xi would instead vent his anger and smash him to the ground: "Useless trash!!"

Ghost: "????"

The second disciple who probably knew why he was angry was: "..."

Kuang Zhiming and his wife came back to their senses at this time, and they also came forward with magic tools and started to help. Although Taicang Zong seemed to be very powerful in combat, they couldn't really do anything. After all, there were too many ghosts in front of them. There are more than enough to form a small army.

As a result, Kuang Zhiming was a little stunned after joining in. Why did this group of ghosts just hide their heads and avoid them? They didn't even resist. It was too easy to fight...

However, his eyes swept to the white-clothed male ghost who was still being abused by Wei Xi in his hands, and Kuang Zhiming seemed to understand something.

In short, this ritual made him really speechless, and even after the war subsided, he had no sense of accomplishment at all.

So annoying, situation Zhiming is unhappy.

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After a while, the ghosts and the ghosts were clearly separated. Except for the Weixi who had not let go, the other ghosts were crying and squatting with their heads in their hands. Unity took a count and found that there were more than 200 of them, all of which were strange and strange, and couldn't help but be very surprised: "This number is too many, aren't wild ghosts killing people alone? Why is it so despicable to commit crimes collectively what!"

Kuang Zhiming replied sullenly: "The ghosts should have been bound to their own death by obsessions. They should have been attracted by Mr. Tan's invitation and led by the ghosts, so they appeared in groups."

The leader of the ghost, as the name suggests, is the leader of the ghost group. The strength is usually the strongest in the group, and he must have a clear enough mind to lead the ghost group. The strength of this kind of leader is also linked to the number of ghosts he leads, ranging from thirty to fifty, as many as hundreds of thousands, and even a higher level, he can cultivate into a ghost king and ghost queen, occupy the territory, and give orders to one side. This is common among the people. Not uncommon in legends.

The scale of the ghost group of more than 200 is really not small, and they are all dangerous elements who are obsessed with finding substitutes. If he was encountered by Kuang Zhiming in the past, he would run away without saying a word, and at least contact a group of local Taoist friends. A common approach will meet the enemy head-on, but now...

He looked at the one who was being held by Wei Xi's ankle, whose right leg had already been stretched out by the beating. At this moment, the leader was dying on the ground and moaning.

Kuang Zhiming rubbed his face, turned his head and couldn't bear to look again: "They are too obsessed, and they all died unexpectedly, I am afraid it is not easy to solve, and they have to be saved one by one."

The demands of finding a substitute for ghosts are also different. Some want to be reborn as human beings, while others simply want to pass their obsessions to others and live happily. When they hear that they are about to be saved, some people in the group of ghosts tremble and beg for mercy: "Master, Can you just let me go after you've finished my obsession, I really don't want to be reincarnated

Kuang Zhiming looked embarrassed, but his wife said with a cold face, "Are you letting you go out to do something wrong? Don't be wishful thinking."

Wild ghosts are hard to find, and they have no organization, no discipline, and no jurisdiction. If they cause trouble again after they are released, where will they go to catch them

Unity Yi had a flash of inspiration and quietly said to the master: "Master, Uncle Shen told me a few days ago that there are too many people in the detective agency's business recently, and we are also planning to open a branch in our haunted house."

Wei Xi's anger also calmed down a little because of these words. He thought for a moment and asked the second apprentice's opinion: "Lu Que, what do you think?"

The eyes of the second apprentice staring at the senior brother were cold enough to freeze the watermelon.

Wei Xi didn't get an answer, thought he didn't hear it, and reached out and tugged at his sleeve.

His hand was grabbed, and his precious apprentice finally lowered his head, looked at each other for a moment, and saw the eagerness on his face. After a long silence, he said unwillingly: "As long as their obsessions are eliminated, it is not impossible."

Tuanjie was just stared at the countdown, but he was used to being targeted by his junior and junior brothers. Hearing this, he immediately said to Kuang Zhiming and his wife happily: "Master Kuang, Master Xu, you don't have to work for you, just leave them to us. All right."

Kuang Zhiming and his wife were full of question marks: "What are you going to do?" There are so many ghosts trying to get over them one by one, but it's a big and laborious project.

Unexpectedly, Tuanjie turned around and squatted at the feet of the leading male ghost who was being carried by Wei Xi, reached out and poked, and asked in a negotiable manner: "Hey, buddy, are you interested in a high-paying job? Join in the early days of the business. Our future development prospects are very impressive!”

Kuang Zhiming and his wife: "?"

Male lead ghost: "...?"

Tuanjie introduced the job requirements of his company in this way. The leader with a blue nose and a swollen face could not understand it. He thought he was trying to refine himself. He firmly refused: "If you want to kill, kill me! Be your servants and lackeys!"

Wei Xi gave him a few kicks in annoyance, and the stern man couldn't help shedding blood and tears: "You... you can't drive us!"

"How could this be expulsion, where do you want to go?" Tuanjie tutted, "What I told you is an equal employment relationship, my master pays you wages, you work, and the jobs are divided into three or six. Ninth class? The benefits of our company are definitely among the best, and the relationship between colleagues is also harmonious and relaxed. Who has the time to treat you as a lackey? And you have no job all day and you are wandering around with these little brothers, don’t you feel empty? Not only is it empty, but it also wastes social resources, which can easily lead to social unrest. It is the right and responsibility of all our citizens to work happily and pay taxes legally!”

The leading ghost was dizzy after being persuaded by him, sniffled, and asked confusedly, "Why am I... Am I still a citizen now?"

"That's for sure." Unity and righteousness, "Haven't you been reincarnated in a foreign country yet?"

"..." Ling Gui thought for a while, but also felt that what he said made some sense, wiped away his tears, and went back to the ghost group to discuss with his younger brothers.

The group of ghosts became commotion, and many ghosts took advantage of Weixi's force, and quietly turned their heads to look at several disciples of Taicang sect in fear. After a while, a few ghosts took the lead to discuss work benefits with Tuanjie: "Work... If so, will you be paid?"

I entrusted the company with the blessing of Uncle Shen, the entrepreneurial spirit, and Tuanjie formulated a basic employee management system with Uncle Shen some time ago, and Zhang Kou replied very formally: "That's definitely there, one hundred yuan per month during the probationary period, etc. The valuable ingots and paper money will be increased to 300 per month after the regularization, and there will be one working meal every day, three dishes and one soup as sacrifices, and drinks and fruits on weekends and festivals.”

This is really quite rich. Wild ghosts who have no one to pay homage to will have to go hungry after death. Even if there are ghosts with family members, most of them can only eat two meals a year in Qingming and Chongyang. Not to mention the ingot paper money, although the amount of the money is now getting bigger and bigger, and the inflation is severe, but no family will spend hundreds of dollars every month to burn them on time. Therefore, most of the ghosts who were hungry and full after death were very moved, and immediately someone asked: "Then, will you cover me? I drowned and now live in Tonghui in Qingfeng Park. The river, the water in the river is too cold recently in winter, and there are always factories that secretly discharge sewage in the middle of the night, which is very smelly. The drowned ghosts in our area are so angry that they want to report it to the environmental protection director.”

Another ghost also said angrily: "I don't want to stay there anymore, I died after falling out of the building, and now my family has rented out that house, and moved to a very unqualified one, and they don't talk about hygiene, every night in the middle of the night. They were making a lot of noise, and I couldn't do anything right. If it wasn't for the fact that he still had children, I would have used them as stand-ins."

"This is not for now. After all, the company has just started, but it will be considered when the funds are sufficient in the future." However, Tuanjie did not expect that the housing conditions of the company's employees would be so difficult, "But after your obsessions are eliminated, you should not need to Staying in the same place every day... Well, I will try my best to find a way to see if there is a suitable place, and try my best to find a collective temporary accommodation for you."

The drowned ghost was happy: "Isn't there an unfinished building in Harbour City over Wangfujing? I think it is very good, the transportation is convenient, and it is lively at night, surrounded by pedestrian streets and large shopping malls, and you can usually go out for a walk. What. Let's move in as soon as possible!"

Wangfujing…

Tuanjie thought about what it would look like after more than 200 ghosts lived in the city center, and nodded very unethically: "Alright, alright, whatever you want, anyway, don't delay work time."

The drowned man asked again, "How many days is your company's annual leave?"

To be honest, no employee has asked this question since the opening of the company. Unity is inexplicable for a while: "You guys have nothing to do, what's the use of taking annual leave?"

"Of course it's useful!" The drowned ghost looked forward with sadness, "You think I'm looking for a substitute every day for something, don't you just want someone to help me get off work? I've been a bull every day for more than 30 years as a human being. Ma Di works, but I have no time or money. I spend every day on my Moments and watch my colleagues travel. I can't even pay for the room and board. I haven't played anywhere until I die. Diling, I spend all day in Qingfeng Park, so it's better to be a human. You think, I don't need to buy a ticket when I go abroad, and I don't need a visa to go abroad. After the annual vacation, I will take a plane and go to Hokkaido to see Snow, go to Hawaii to step on the beach. If you go further, maybe you can take a cruise to the Antarctic and North Pole. Do you know how much it costs to go to the Antarctic and North Pole? Like?"

The drowned ghost thought about this, and his face that was soaked in water was filled with a shimmer of happiness: "Oh, how dare you think about this when you are alive, every day you only have the troubles in front of you. I didn't expect that after becoming a ghost, you will have the opportunity to pursue poetry and distant places. now…”

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