Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 38: Heart Cleansing Mantra

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It's all said and done, what else can I do? With a salary of 300 yuan a month, I can't demand more from the employees.

This company pays salary, food, drink, and annual leave, so what are you waiting for if you don’t seize the opportunity to join the company! Needless to say, the ghosts who pursued their dreams were still hesitant to count on reincarnation, but they were also shaken by the grand reincarnation queue in the underworld that Tuanjiyi heard from Qiu Guokai's family.

Therefore, within a short time, the crowd of ghosts lined up neatly in a long queue, reporting their names one by one and registering the ghost information, waiting for the joint construction of socialism, and the scene became unprecedentedly harmonious and beautiful.

Not far away, Kuang Zhiming and his wife turned to their friend Lu Wenqing with bewildered faces: "You know... what are they doing?"

Lu Wenqing held his peach wood sword and was silent for a long time before answering with difficulty: "Recruitment... right?"

"..." Kuang Zhiming frantically scratched his scalp, "So what the hell are they doing!!!"

Isn't everyone here to slay demons and exorcise demons to subdue ghosts? Why did you suddenly start hiring? ! And what about the complete payroll management system? !

Kuang Zhiming suddenly felt that the composition of this little-known new Taoist temple might be very suspicious. The force value shown just now is also very unscientific!

The more he thought about it, the more suspicious he became. In the end, he became vigilant. He saw the registered ghosts obediently forming a team and forming a group under the guidance. The second disciple of Taicang Sect, who was very beautiful, was full of impatience and disgust. The ground pinched a few tricks at them, and a warm breeze swept away their obsessions.

This power...

Kuang Zhiming leaned on his wife's shoulder sadly. It turned out that it wasn't a ghost or a ghost, but he was really inferior to others...

However, although the ghosts have been swept away their obsessions, their appearance at the time of death cannot be changed at the same time, and the distribution of jobs is different. Only clean and clear can enter the detective work.

The detective's office can go out during working hours, which is obviously much more scary and fun than being in a haunted house. Most of them committed suicide. They jumped off the building with their heads slumped and hanged with long tongues. Usually, it is difficult to find a partner among the surrounding ghosts, and they did not expect that even their work would be affected.

The ghosts were indignant and felt that this society was too superficial.

Wei Xi was still worried that he didn't eat anything, his face was terrifyingly black, and he didn't pay any attention to their demands.

***

At this time, Tan Fu clutched his crotch and asked tremblingly, "Is the matter... is the matter resolved?"

Kuang Zhiming finally came back to his senses, pulled his head from his wife's shoulder, and forced himself not to watch Weixi's strange scene. He looked at Tan Fu's appearance, thought for a while, and said, "It's a temporary solution, not the root cause, these ghosts who want to look for you as a stand-in have been... subdued, but please stand for you, sooner or later there will be other ghosts staring at you. yours."

Tan Fu heard the words and his hair stood on end: "Then! What should I do! Can't I just throw this broken amulet away?"

"It's useless. It has nothing to do with whether you are wearing a spell or not. The moment you take the substitute from the other party, the substitute has already been transferred to you."

Tan Fu cried blindly again when he heard this answer. He just wanted to sit back in a time machine and strangle himself to death a few months ago. It's okay to go out and chat with your wife behind your back! Make trouble now and save your life!

Seeing this, Kuang Zhiming comforted him and said, "Don't do this, this is not a dead end."

Tan Fu was immediately excited when he heard the words: "Is there a way to solve it?!"

When Kuang Zhiming encountered help from his profession, his depressed mood finally improved. Please replace this thing, it is almost an unsolvable problem for others, but it can be replaced by him, but it is not impossible to solve. Lianduguan is well-known in the local area, this is not a false name obtained by swaying and cheating, he is quite confident in his own way.

However, the request that Tan Fu got was too dangerous, and he didn't know where the upper body was hidden, and it was not easy to get rid of it completely. During this period, you must be careful and avoid contact with any strangers, so as not to ask the substitute to disturb you after learning about the matter. After three months like this, the altar must be opened again, and various tributes will be offered to please the substitute, and then the coercion will be added to persuade the substitute to leave.

All kinds of tedious steps gave Kuang Zhiming a headache, but trouble is better than being caught by a ghost to be a substitute, so he pondered a little, then sorted out his thoughts and nodded: "You can give it a try, but you have to be mentally prepared. , it will be very troublesome.”

Wei Xi has been attracted by Tan Fu's voice. Seeing the substitute in Tan Fu's hand, he agrees: "This guy looks really troublesome."

Kuang Zhiming was about to nod his head when he saw Tan Fu scrutinizing him a few times, and suddenly he raised his arm and punched him!

Tan Fu: "???!!!"

Wei Xi punched in the left eye and punched in the right eye, causing Tan Fu to be dizzy and dizzy. Then he closed his hand and showed a clear expression: "Sure enough, I am hiding here."

Kuang Zhiming was shocked by his actions, and when he heard the words, he turned his head and found out that Tan Fu's eyes were swollen from the beating, and at the same time, the originally obvious eye bags disappeared!

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

Tan Fu covered his face and cried out in pain: "Xiaoxi, why did you suddenly hit someone!"

Wei Xi motioned for him to find a mirror to look at his face, and explained: "I guess you should hide here, it's alright, I've driven him away now."

Tan Fu took out his mobile phone and took a look at the front camera. He found that the bags under his eyes had disappeared strangely. The grievances he had been beaten just now turned into the ecstasy of solving troubles, and he was so happy that his whole body was bad.

He was ecstatic and painful, and turned to Kuang Zhiming with lingering fears: "Master Kuang, you are right, this thing is really troublesome to solve, oh... I don't know when the swelling will go away."

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

meaning! Disaster! flat!

****

"Strange." Tuanjie asked Lu Wenqing curiously, "Why does Master Kuang look a little gloomy?"

Lu Wenqing killed a ghost for the first time today, and he was in a good mood. He didn't think much about seeing his friend's moody expression: "Maybe it was because I was tired of fighting with those ghosts just now."

As soon as the voice fell, Tuanjie saw that Kuang Zhiming turned his head and glanced at his master faintly again.

This glance can be described as lingering love and hate, Tuanjie couldn't help shivering, and then secretly glanced at Xu Xiaofeng who was standing beside Kuang Zhiming, and couldn't help but leaned over to his junior brother and said, "Lu Que, what do you say? Isn't there something wrong with Master Kuang, he already has a wife, so he won't be so shameless and have some evil thoughts on our master?"

Shuozong: "?"

As soon as the voice fell, Kuang Zhiming said, "Our local Taoist temple will hold a blessing ceremony at the end of next month. Master Wei, are you... interested in participating?"

Unity: "Wow."

Shuozong: "..."

Immediately afterwards, Kuang Zhiming discovered that the two disciples of the Taicang Sect were staring at him, one was cold and the other was strange, which made his second monk confused. What's wrong? Didn't he just see that Wei Xi's road was advanced and the faction was unclear, and he wanted to communicate and learn more

Wei Xi was absolutely unavoidable, so he agreed casually, Kuang Zhiming was seen feeling uncomfortable, and he was really uncomfortable, and he didn't want to stay any longer, so he pinched Tan Fu's "please leave" and said, "Then I Let’s go first, I don’t know who wrote this piece, please wait until I bring it back to Lianduguan to investigate it together with other fellow Taoists, and then I will inform you of the research results.”

Wei Xi nodded, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly stopped: "Fellow Daoist..."

Kuang Zhiming paused: "What?"

Seeing Wei Xi's eyes swept across his face, he turned to his wife Xu Xiaofeng beside him: "...How do you usually practice double cultivation?"

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

Xu Xiaofeng: "..."

Shuozong: "..."

Kuang Zhiming felt that the handsome disciple of Taicangzong, Sen Leng, suddenly became extraordinarily sharp, but he didn't have time to pay attention to it, he just stared at Wei Xi in a stunned manner. Wei Xi still looked at him with a serious and curious look as if he was doing academic research, waiting for an answer.

Kuang Zhiming was stared at by his clear eyes, his face flushed red, he couldn't stay for a moment, he grabbed his wife's hand, turned around and ran away.

Wei Xi: "???"

He turned his head and looked at his two apprentices suspiciously, "Master, you are too awesome" with a face full of unity and righteousness, while Shuo Zong's expression was even more indescribable. : "...I told you, it was..."

"Bad things?" Wei Xi interrupted him, analyzing with great disapproval, "How is this possible, as Jieyi has already said, the rapid progress of their cultivation may be because of double cultivation. In this way, double cultivation is obviously a good thing, Jieyi, am I right?"

Tuanyiyi seemed to freeze his eyes towards his junior brother, and said awkwardly: "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Hearing Wei Xi snort softly, he looked reluctantly in the direction where Kuang Zhiming and his wife left: "Since it is suitable for cultivation, when I find out their exercises, I must try them out."

Shuozong: "..."

Tuanjie felt that he was about to be caught by his younger brother's gaze.

****

Kuang Zhiming took his wife and fled all the way in a hurry, only to look back with a lingering fear, and said with a red face, "What question... This Taicang Sect is so weird from top to bottom, it doesn't look like a serious sect at all. "

His wife, Xu Xiaofeng, was also full of black lines. The couple murmured together for a long time. From the open recruitment of Weixi's catching ghosts, to his simple and rude means of driving him away and asking for a replacement, the two of them didn't know where to start. , I couldn't help but took out my mobile phone and wanted to search for the sacredness of this Taicang Sect. Who knew that the top search result turned out to be a Weibo, click on it and see—

Retweet this Taicang Zong Stone Monument, and send a 24-hour lottery draw to give away the Heart Talisman...

The couple looked at each other and were almost overwhelmed by the overwhelming complaints in their hearts.

What kind of neuroticism is this!

****

Tuanyiyi had just returned to the sect, and his face was covered with a hundred pieces of Qingxin mantra arranged by his junior and junior brothers, which were accepted before dark.

He almost didn't knelt down when he heard it, and his whole body felt bad. When the scheduled lottery alarm clock sounded, he had already drawn talismans and was about to go bald.

Taicangzong's new stone tablet has aroused much discussion among fans. In addition to the messages under the lottery Weibo, many people praised the new stone tablet for its majestic and solemn appearance, but Tuanyiyi is not happy at all at this moment. , the lottery was also unhappy.

The Qingxin Talismans on the table were almost piled up. He randomly picked ten fans and gave one to each person.

Many fans who won the lottery reposted the blessing spell not long ago, and after learning that they won the lottery, Le Diandian came back to repay the wish.

The previous forwarding of the Charm of Fortune led to a small-scale heated discussion, and the heart-clearing mantra presented in this lottery also aroused the curiosity of many people. As the name implies, it attracts good fortune. The name of the Qingxin mantra sounds more abstract. Below the lottery Weibo, many people are inhaling European gas and asking what is the use of this mantra.

Then there were people who couldn't stand it and laughed at it [Do you really take this feudal superstition seriously? Obviously kidding with you! That blessing spell, isn't it just a matter of probability? Among so many people who forwarded it, there must be a few who have encountered good things, right? Do you really think it's the purpose of that spell?]

Unity couldn't help sobbing.

This person is right, the blessing spell is useless at all, look at himself, he is about to be unlucky!

But having said that, it was about the reputation of the sect, so he came forward to explain it righteously, telling Weibo fans that this spell originated from a Taoist book, and carrying it with him can wash away the wearer's distracting thoughts and enhance the wearer's thoughts. It is a very ancient and powerful spell.

After all, not to mention the blessing mantra, he was punished by his junior brother for copying the Qingxin mantra nearly a thousand times. Every mantra contained his hard work and sweat. He didn't want such a serious thing to be called "a joke." ".

However, the Weibo below the explanation is still full of joking jokes. Unity is quite helpless, so he has to give up science and continue to punish the homework.

***

Yu Cui was at work when she suddenly received a call from the courier saying that she had a package delivered.

She didn't remember which item she bought online for a while. When she looked at the front desk, she found that her package was actually an envelope bag, which was empty when she pinched it.

A colleague at the front desk asked her, "Yucui, what did you buy?"

"I don't know either." She opened it and looked inside, only to find that the envelope was actually a thin piece of yellow paper, she suddenly remembered something, and took it out with a laugh, "I said Well, I got a Taicang Zong talisman on Weibo a few days ago, I thought they were joking, but they actually sent it to me!"

The colleague looked at the spell in her hand with a strange expression: "No, what age do you still believe in this? Is it a spell to attract wealth?"

"No, the blogger said that it is a mantra for clearing the heart, and it can be used to clear the heart and few desires." Yu Cui said it too, and after thinking about it, she folded the talisman and stuffed it into her pocket, "Oh, don't worry, I didn't really take it seriously, since I received it, I will play with it, and I don't need money anyway."

She and her colleague leaned against the front desk and laughed for a while, then sighed again: "Oh, I thought it was Haitao's weight loss pills just now, and I was so happy when I came out."

Colleagues looked at her disapprovingly: "Slimming pills are unhealthy. If you really want to lose weight, you might as well exercise and eat less. I saw you drink three cups of milk tea in the morning, eat a whole bag of potato chips, and eat three meals a day. No weight loss pills will work if you eat like this."

I understand what Yu Cui said in her heart: "But I just want to eat, I'm greedy, I have a good appetite, and I'm too lazy to move, I can't control it."

Speaking of which, she is also a serious patient with lazy cancer. She has three or four gym membership cards, and each one expires, and she may not be able to go ten times. Procrastination is also very serious, and work is often completed tomorrow after tomorrow, stepping on the bottom line. If it wasn't for her poor self-control, she wouldn't be so nervous and uneasy every day.

Yu Cui let out a long sigh. Speaking of which, the report requested by the manager in the morning has not started, and it has been delayed for a whole morning, alas...

As soon as this thought flashed through her mind, a strong impulse suddenly burst out of her chest, so that her spirit suddenly shook.

I want to make a report! ! ! ! I want to make a report! ! ! ! If I don't do the report, I'm not even interested in eating! ! !

The colleague who was chatting with her hadn't thought of the next topic when she saw Yu Cui, who was on the opposite side, suddenly rushing towards her work post with excitement on her face.

"…???"