Yu Cui's hands were beating frantically on the keyboard. She was focused and focused like never before, as if the thing that attracted her the most in the world was the monitor screen in front of her.
The result of this efficient working method is very obvious. The report that used to be dragged for almost a whole day was completed in an hour and a half today.
The moment she pressed the last Enter key, her spirit suddenly slowed down, her mind was in a trance, and then she returned to her senses.
At this moment, the manager passed by the office outside and glanced at her computer. His eyes suddenly lit up, and he leaned over to check: "I always see you playing with your phone in the pantry recently. I thought you were being lazy, not bad, very good, very good, Keep up the good work."
Yu Cui, who has always lived in the project team as a transparent little bastard, has not heard such an encouragement from the leader for a long time. It is too inexplicable what happened to the explosive work enthusiasm.
But she soon discovered that there was more to her weirdness than that.
When she went to the cafeteria to eat with her at noon, she found that the rare fried chicken, pork chops and cakes were actually served in the window. She has always been greedy and loves these high-calorie foods, but she lacks restraint, and she never eats in moderation whenever she encounters it. So while she was happy, she thought to herself that it was over, and the weight loss plan might have to be put on hold again, because she always had to hold herself up to the throat before she was willing to give up when encountering such a good day.
But as soon as this thought appeared, her mind instantly cooled down.
Looking at the dishes with the dinner plate in her hand, she found that she was not as irrational as before. After thinking about it, she finally only brushed the amount that she could almost eat, which shocked her colleagues: "Oh my God. What's the matter with you, Yu Cui? Usually three pork chops are not enough for you to stuff your teeth, are you feeling unwell today?"
Yu Cui also felt strange: "I don't know, I just feel like I don't need to eat so much."
After eating the food that was less than one-third of the previous lunch, she found that she also felt full, and this feeling of fullness was much more comfortable than before she couldn't walk.
Colleagues exchanged glances in shock when they saw how she rarely eats slowly, when did this guy control himself so much
But this is just the beginning of their surprise. After the lunch break, someone in the office proposed to buy milk tea by ordering. Yu Cui, who has always been the main force in ordering, actually stared at the work on the computer, and for the first time did not join: "I seem to be today. I don’t really want to drink, so let’s get this word done first.”
The colleagues in the entire office were startled. After get off work, Yu Cui's performance was so arrogant that she actually stopped a colleague who got up and left: "Oh Xiaomei, I remember we were running the same one. The gym card? I don’t know why I want to run so much today, can you wait for me, let’s go together today.”
Everyone: "!!!"
***
When she came out of the gym exhausted, it was already a willow tip on the moon. Yu Cui stepped on the moonlight and returned home, slumped on the sofa in the living room and stared at the ceiling.
Unbelievable, she even insisted on running 5 kilometers today, and went for a swim after the run.
What's even more frightening is that after she came out, she walked away without hesitation when she encountered the fragrant barbecue stall, thinking only about the calories she had worked so hard to burn. In the process of exercising, she did not give up the idea of taking a bath halfway like before, and her mind was still filled with the belief that she had to complete the task.
Yu Cui knows that this sense of belief is actually the self-control mentioned in the chicken soup soft articles she has read on various social networks for a long time.
What about getting up at eight o'clock and going to bed before ten o'clock, reading a new book every month, going to the gym on time every day to exercise, etc., etc. Such a schedule is indeed posted on her TV wall! But she understands the so-called truth, but she still can't live her life well. She has never had such a thing as self-control! Get up at 8 o'clock and read a book every day! Is it still life if you don't stay in bed? Staying up all night playing with your phone is the best, isn't it? Where is it interesting to watch TV series? Isn't that kind of terrifying self-control a skill that only the legendary protagonist can possess!
Thinking of this, Yu Cui glanced at the clock on the wall again. It was nine o'clock, which was her daily time to watch TV shows and play with her mobile phone, but at this moment, she only had the idea of taking a bath and sleeping.
God, I'm not being worn by some protagonist's soul, right? Do you have to change your temperament and embark on the road to success
She couldn't help shivering while she was secretly delighted, but she still subconsciously took off her clothes to take a shower.
She took out what she touched, and under the warm light, a yellow talisman paper with an unknown pattern lay quietly in the palm of her hand.
There was a sudden jolt in her mind. After being stunned for a few seconds, she quickly took out her mobile phone and opened the Weibo page. After a few seconds, she found the news on the homepage that she had seen before but had almost forgotten at this time—
Weixi V: →_→ On the right, the Pure Heart Mantra originates from the "Dao Ben Zhen Jing", which means "purifying the heart and eliminating thoughts". The disciples who receive it, please keep it well and wear it with you. It can clear the distracting thoughts and strengthen the original thoughts. . //@I'm the first to do things: You really take this feudal superstition seriously, it's obviously a joke with you... @Before the end of the year, I must be thin: ah, ah, master, master, I won the lottery! What does this heart-cleaning mantra do
Clear out distracting thoughts, firm up your original thoughts...
Yu Cui was shocked when she saw these words. She slowly moved her eyes from the screen of her mobile phone and looked back at her palm again.
That's right, at the very beginning of today, I wanted to make a report so strongly, didn't it start when I received the courier and stuffed this spell into my pocket!
But how is this possible? Isn't this thing a feudal superstition just kidding? Still firm in the belief, relying on a talisman paper to have self-control or something... It's too incredible, right? !
Yu Cui thought about it, and felt that she had too much brains. She couldn't help laughing awkwardly for her own thoughts, and put the talisman paper on the armrest of the sofa.
At the moment when the talisman was released, an indescribable feeling of tiredness suddenly swept through. Yu Cui felt that her originally sober mind was also numb. She stood there and looked in the direction of the bathroom, and the thought of taking a bath also followed. paused.
It's past nine... it's still early...
Why wash up and go to bed so early? Why don't you just watch a show before going there? The TV show you've been chasing recently has been updated...
And I really want to eat supper. Although I really want to lose weight, the crayfish takeaway nearby is really good. It should be fine to eat crayfish occasionally...
Thinking so, she opened the familiar takeout app at the same time, and chose 3 catties of garlic lobster. It wasn't until a second before the order was placed that she was awakened by the sore muscles swimming on her arms.
What am I doing? After working so hard all day, why did it fall short at this o'clock!
The light of the mobile phone made Yu Cui bewildered for a while, she stood there silent for a long time, then mechanically turned her head a little bit, her eyes fell in disbelief on the fluttering talisman paper at the armrest of the sofa.
Do not! meeting! Bar!
****
When Yu Cui excitedly logged on to the account to describe her experience, she realized that someone had already arrived one step ahead of her, which caused the comment area under Taicangzong's lottery Weibo to explode in a mess.
A total of ten people were drawn in the Qingxin Mantra lottery draw, and the winners had more or less a similar experience to Yu Cui.
Procrastination is a very common problem among contemporary people. After all, there are so many entertainment activities in life, and work and study are boring and hard. Except for a few people with strong willpower, who dares to say that they can resist these temptations and bury their heads in boring things. in
Therefore, the student party cried bitterly: [Teacher and tutor saw me: God, Buddha is Buddha, Master, I am really Buddha, when I received the talisman paper, I even laughed at my classmates for being difficult to draw, and I was about to take the postgraduate entrance examination. When I'm not in the state, I'm always groggy and I'm afraid of reading a book. I'm really worried that I will fail. Who would have thought that after I took it with me, I would actually listen to it with relish, and even did a whole book of questions! I feel like I suddenly understand a lot of things that I can't hear! Thank you Master! I have confidence now, and I decided to completely shut down the Internet for review. When I succeed in the postgraduate entrance examination, I will definitely come back again to repay! Ask Master to bless you!]
The Work Party sighed: [Middle-aged greasy salted fish: ... After more than 30 years of living, I felt like a young pioneer for the first time. In the past, I was too lazy to wash my dirty clothes and stinky socks and was scolded every day for two months. Every day I open my eyes, I feel full of energy and want to work. My wife was moved and cried when she saw me doing laundry and cleaning. The pocket money was doubled. The company leaders also praised me every day, and gave me the wind, saying that my work conscientiousness stood out from the whole project team. A few days ago I was favored by the big leaders, because I am not young, and may consider the personnel change at the end of the month to raise me up. What the hell is this heart-clearing mantra? It's completely unbelievable, Nima.]
However, such a comment is at most a few words of amazement and congratulations. What really sparked heated discussions among netizens was a perennial weight loss professional like Yu Cui—
[Be thin before the end of the year: Fans of the homepage know that I am a person who has no self-control. I have been talking about losing weight for so many years, but the signature is still "Night supper is my life". However, since the goose received this heart-clearing mantra, I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but I'm a ****! pause! night! night! All! No! Have! eat! I just want to go to the gym after get off work! I just want to jerk off! Just want to swim! Just want to gain muscle! I hate sports people so much! It's not painful at all and still having fun! Eating a fitness meal is also super fun! Today's waist has been thin to 73cm! The face is a whole circle smaller! Now the whole person is very confident. I unilaterally announce that I will be a disciple of Taicang Sect starting today! As long as you can continue to lose weight, you will never betray your teacher!]
This weight loss professional is a funny Internet celebrity with considerable influence on the Internet. On her homepage, she explained in detail the psychological changes that occurred after she wore the Qingxin Mantra, and also added that she had a naked eye after a few days of high-intensity exercise. Body photos showing changes. There are pictures and the truth. Except for a few doubts, all the fans of her blog are boiling, and they flock to the official blog of Taicang Zongguan—
***
Unity Yi managed to draw another wave of new spells that his junior and junior brothers punished, and he was so startled by the continuous sound of the message that he almost didn't hold the pen.
When he opened his account, he saw thousands of messages rushing toward him like a tsunami.
[Ah, ask for a slimming charm, Master! ! ! !]
[Master! Will the weight loss charm still be forwarded by lottery! ! You can buy it with money! ! !]
[Is the rule here is to call Master? Then let me call it too, Master! Today, it is said to have broken 200 pounds! Save the child! !]
Unity: "… "
What the hell is a slimming charm? He was at a loss for a while, and when he saw what was going on, he was suddenly dumbfounded.
How can a good heart-clearing mantra become a weight loss charm? It was obviously hard to learn, and he was punished for copying it thousands of times by his younger brother. As a result, such a compelling name was changed by this group of people casually!
However, he returned to his anger and was very welcome to do business. Seeing that the sales were open, he immediately climbed the bar and opened a Taobao store to sell his stock.
This is not without voices of doubt. After all, in the age of technology, it is a bit of a fantasy to want people to believe that relying on a talisman can help people live a regular life. But so what? What tricks have people who really want to lose weight have not tried? Isn't it scientific to take diet pills and diet? In addition, there are also lazy cancer patients who are deeply troubled by procrastination, but never have enough self-control to correct them, eager to change their lives. These people did not hesitate to place an order to buy this life-saving straw. Anyway, the price is not too expensive. Even if they are deceived, it is just an extra IQ tax.
***
Taicangzong, a strange company, gradually became known on the Internet.
Uncle Zhao, an offline believer, also sent the incense burner he promised.
Wei Xi originally thought that what he wanted to donate was just a small incense burner. Who knew that this believer was extraordinarily devout, and what he moved was a large copper tripod that was over one meter high.
Shu Wanrong almost fainted when she saw this thing being delivered to her door: "Well, this thing won't be moved to the house, right?" Wouldn't the husband be dizzy when he saw it
Wei Xi took a look at the size of the object, and nodded to indicate that it was not feasible: "It's really not a good idea to put it in the house."
As soon as Shu Wanrong was relieved, she heard him say: "This incense burner is so grand, it should be placed at the gate of the courtyard to be worshipped by incense, and it should be placed on the other side of the Zongmen stone tablet."
Shu Wanrong: "..."
Shu Wanrong watched in despair as the workers put the large incense burner at the gate of the courtyard, and she almost saw the tragic state of her husband being hanged at the gate of the house in the middle of the night.
At this time, Tuanjie contacted the courier to send out the inventory and came to help, and then complained coquettishly beside the master, and mentioned that his high-quality Qingxin mantra was renamed by netizens as a slimming charm.
Wei Xi couldn't understand, so he could only touch his head comfortingly, and the second apprentice immediately looked at him coolly: "The Pure Heart Mantra is meant to help practitioners strengthen their beliefs and eliminate distracting thoughts, and it is very useful, for ordinary people Only notice its effect of assisting weight loss, it is the reason why you practice too little and not enough skill. If you draw another 500 pictures, maybe you will make a breakthrough.”
When Tuanyiyi heard that his younger brother was going to punish himself for drawing a talisman, he was so scared that he lost his mind: "No! I'm already skilled enough to draw!"
Wei Xi was also very curious about how well his eldest disciple, who was extraordinarily stupid in practice, had learned Talisman. Seeing that he resisted his homework like this, he simply spread out his hand: "Show me a picture of the Qingxin mantra you drew."
Tuanyiyi just had a piece that motivated him to deliver it attentively, and immediately took it out and gave it to him. Weixi took it and looked around, except that the drawing was a little ugly, and he couldn't see anything that needed to be improved.
He looked left and right and saw Shu Wanrong who was standing at the door staring at the incense burner in a trance. He simply stretched out his hand and patted the talisman on Shu Wanrong's back.
Shu Wanrong immediately became visibly excited, and her eyes became bright, as if she was very eager to do something.
Wei Xi asked him, "Wanrong, what do you want to do now?"
When Shu Wanrong heard his question, she became more and more anxious. She trotted on the spot and answered eagerly, "I... I want... I want to go to the spa!"
Wei Xi: "..."
Wei Xi frowned and tore off the talisman paper from her back, looked left and right again, this time saw Wei Chengshu, who was sitting on the gloomy ladder scrubbing the plaque of the sect, and posted it on Wei Cheng again. special legs.
Wei Chengshu was carrying a rag and his own updated big iron bucket, and his gloomy expression suddenly changed. Wei Xi asked him, "Chengshu, what do you want to do?"
Wei Chengshu sat on the ladder with his legs apart, his lips pursed, as if it was difficult to open his mouth.
Wei Xi's brows furrowed even more, and he tore off the spell and gave it to his eldest apprentice: "The Pure Heart Mantra helps people clear away distracted thoughts, but they don't want to water the flowers and wipe the signboard, they just want to go out and play, which shows that they are really not very smart."
Unity: "… "