Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 56: National second-level wildlife protection

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"What's going on here? What tripped me up?"

Qiu Guokai grabbed his forehead and struggled to get up, and quickly lowered his head to search everywhere on the ground. However, although this section of the mountain forest was a gentle slope, it was covered with thick larch needles, the road was loose and soft, and there were no obstacles.

Director Wang, who was behind him, hurried up to help him, and was puzzled that his investors could slap a black head on such a road: "Mr. Qiu, are you alright? Why did you fall so badly? "

Many Taoist priests present did not pay more attention to what happened to Qiu Guokai, and all looked at the mountains and forests in front of them with serious faces.

In the mountain forest, the howling mountain wind has not stopped, and the sound of leaves shaking is all in my ears.

Fang Xiaojie, who was just watching the schadenfreude and watching the fun, was quiet at this time, and quietly shrank behind the Taoist group, and then heard an old Taoist in the crowd say, "What is that?"

Hearing this, Qiu Guokai immediately turned his head, and sure enough, he saw a pile of green things stacked next to a straight bamboo in front of him. This color should have been very conspicuous in the dim mountain forest, but the bamboo next to it was so green that it was actually hard. Shengsheng stole the limelight.

Wei Xi went up to pick up the thing, shook it away to check, and Tuan Yi was stunned: "Isn't this a dress?"

Director Wang turned his head to look, and immediately answered in astonishment: "This is a prop of the Bamboo Spirit, how could it be left here?"

When everyone heard this, they immediately fell silent. The Taoist priests looked at each other a few times, and they all felt that the situation was not good, and their eyes fell thoughtfully on the long bamboo in front of them.

"This bamboo looks really good." Qiu Guokai recalled his taste, and after seeing the bamboo, he couldn't help but admire, "It's so tall and thick, I rarely see it in the mountains in the south, and I don't know how many years it will take to get it. grow like this."

I don't know if it was an illusion or not. After the voice fell, the branches and leaves of the bamboo seemed to be blown by the wind, but they shook vigorously.

The masters glanced at him secretly, and said in their hearts, but this is indeed a big business... Then he will be flattering.

But at this moment, they also realized something. The unusually tall bamboo in front of them, as well as the crew costumes stacked next to the bamboo, all indicated that they might have found the real culprit who made trouble in the crew.

Maohua Mountain is deep and steep, with rolling mountains and close to the capital. These plants in the mountains have a long lifespan, and they have taken root and grown for hundreds of thousands of years in places with strong vitality.

Especially in the past ten years, I don't know what happened. Similar rumors have appeared in Lingshan and Dachuan all over the country. Ordinary people don't know the situation, but they have spread all over the inside of their Xuanmen.

As for the solution, it’s not that there isn’t, it’s all spiritual things from heaven and earth, there’s no need to be rigid, and those who don’t do evil are mostly persuasion.

The Taoist priests naturally discussed: "What should I do? Create a law field?"

"Let the crew do some sacrifices. Mountain spirits are different from ghosts, and it will be difficult to control them in the field of law."

Just listen to the Taicang Sect not far away—

Tuanjie touched the bamboo and sighed, "Master, this bamboo grows well, it would be even better if it could be used to make bamboo rice."

Wei Xi: "Bamboo rice?"

Unity: "Huh? Master, don't you know? I read on the Internet that this is a specialty of the southwest, where people like to put raw rice in a bamboo tube, then throw it into the fire to roast it, and then split it after roasting. Eating the rice inside is delicious."

Wei Xi listened to the eldest apprentice's words, and looked at the bamboo in front of him thoughtfully: "It tastes very fragrant... Jieyi, Lu Que, do you have a knife?"

Shuozong looked indifferent: "...No"

The dog-legged Tuan Yi touched his pocket, took out a Swiss Army knife, and immediately handed it over diligently: "Master, do you think this will work? Is it enough to split?"

Wei Xi weighed it: "Enough."

The bamboo that was still shaking with the wind fell to a standstill at the moment when their topic appeared. At this time, under the blade in Wei Xi's hand, it began to shake again, this time the amplitude was much smaller, and it didn't look like it was blown by the wind. Yes, it seemed to tremble instead.

Daoists: "… "

What the hell happened to this Taicang Sect

At this moment, Qiu Guokai, who was covering his head, suddenly exclaimed: "Big! Master! Look! What are those things!"

Everyone was brought back to their senses by his screams, and when they looked at Yiyan, they were all shocked, only to see a pair of green beast pupils appearing in the dim trees around them at some point!

Those beast pupils stared straight at the crowd, their inorganic eyes filled with animalistic coldness, densely packed and surrounded, approaching from a distance little by little until their true faces were revealed.

It turned out to be a group of animals of different sizes!

Qiu Guokai had never seen such a strange scene before, his scalp exploded and he shouted loudly. Director Wang was a bit more daring, but he was equally astonished. He used the weak sky light to tell the difference tremblingly: "I'm going! What the hell is going on? Weasel?! Fox?! How come there are even wild boars?! Huamao Mountain is not a development Passed? Where did so many animals come from!?"

Many Taoist priests are also unbelievable. The timing of these animals' appearance is too strange. What are they trying to do

Unexpectedly, at this time, a wild boar who seemed to be leading the way turned to Weixi who was standing in front of Bamboo with a knife, opened his mouth and slowly uttered a vague and hoarse voice: "Go away."

Director Wang: "!!!"

Qiu Guokai: "!!!!!!"

Shuozong's eyes were also condensed, this turned out to be a wild boar with a fine head? What about the other beasts in the back? Could it be that it has also become a wild animal

He slowly stopped in front of Wei Xi, his eyes slowly turned to the emerald green bamboo that finally stopped trembling after the beasts arrived, and frowned deeply, how could a small Huamao Mountain hatch? Get so many weirdos

That wild boar spirit is obviously not easy to mess with, it looks extremely fierce, baring its teeth and grinning, and the two fangs at the corners of its mouth emit a hard cold light.

Tuanyiyi was startled by its voice just now, and in a panic, he grabbed the hem of his master's clothes: "Master, master, is this a monster!"

right! It's a monster! Hearing the words, the boar spirit became more and more energetic, and even lowered his upper body, digging the soil with his front hooves, and roaring as if preparing to attack.

It raised its eyes and stared coldly at Wei Xi who was holding the knife, and opened his mouth fiercely, putting on his most terrifying expression!

The man holding the knife really looked at it in a daze, and his expression was even a little dazed. After a long while, he slowly opened his mouth, as if he had something to say.

The wild boar snorted proudly, afraid? Silly? If you're scared, just get out of here! It pricked up its ears to hear the scream of this madman who dared to chop bamboo deliberately before running—

Just listen to this man staring at his fangs and muttering: "... braised..."

Wild boar: "???"

After the man was in a trance, his voice really became clear: "... braised wild boar..."

Wei Xi looked at the animal in front of him with a bit of nostalgia. This was the food he was most familiar with in the enchantment, but unfortunately he never ate it again after he left the mountain. In the past, every time he was caught, Wei Dedao would always ask for it to be braised with braised pork, and he could eat three more bowls per meal.

Thinking of this, his eyes quickly changed from dazed to full of covetousness, and landed straight on the round belly of this wild boar.

so fat...

It looks really beautiful.

After being put on the pot, it is bound to be stewed soft and rotten, the aroma is fragrant, and the oil is melted into the mouth.

Wei Xi squeezed the knife in his hand expectantly.

In the dark forest, the situation could be seen as critical. Many Taoist priests had already pulled out their mobile phones to call for foreign aid. Qiu Guokai and Wang Dao also tremblingly supported each other and decided to call the police. The two sides of the human and the beast were in a confrontation, and the atmosphere was very tense. The Taoist priests grabbed the phone and looked nervously at the wild boar with a fierce upper body and a strong physique.

The combat effectiveness of this type of beast is not limited, let alone there are so many! The ants even killed the elephant!

Everyone was full of worry, and the motionless wild boar suddenly swayed, propping up its huge body with its front hooves, its sturdy muscles bulged slightly with the movement, and its long fangs curved. , showing the powerful power of the flesh everywhere, and seeing their hearts throbbing immediately.

broken! Going to attack!

The moment the wild boar stood up straight facing Wei Xi, everyone's eyes widened at the same time. Unity met the enemy head-on. Thinking of the news from the major media that villagers were killed by wild boars in the mountains in the past, they shouted with heartbreak: "Master!"

The next second, the boar spirit really moved, and the huge body suddenly jumped into the air—

Turn around and run.

Wow, it runs really fast, its four hooves are strong and powerful, the fallen leaves are thrown all over the ground while running, and the footsteps are thunderous. If it is on the track, it will definitely be a good player to win the championship!

"…???!!!"

The scene fell into a brief silence, not to mention people, even the group of beasts brought by the wild boar turned their heads in the direction where the boss left, and the tall and quiet bamboo swayed wildly. The leaves rustled as if roaring sharply - "Traitor!!"

The wind returned to the wild boar's ethereal humming - farewell friends!

Wei Xi was taken aback by this change. He didn't want to give up. He immediately opened the second apprentice who was blocking him, grabbed the knife and quickly chased after him: "Stop!!!"

Many Taoist priests present did not express their happiness when they saw that he had escaped the catastrophe, but they even chased after him, and they were all confused for a long time when they saw his back running away, this... What is this for!

After a while, there was a shrill long howl from the mountain forest. After the dull sound of falling to the ground, the movement of hand-to-hand combat followed. The dazed people were awakened by the sound and exchanged glances in confusion.

Until Wei Xi shouted: "Jie Yi! Lu Que!! Come in and help me!!!"

Everyone immediately woke up, and subconsciously followed the Taicang Sect disciples who heard the call and ran into the forest. After a short walk, two figures who were fighting came into view.

The wild boar was already miserable. Weixi grabbed its fangs and restrained its movements firmly. His eyes were fierce, his clothes were stained with blood, and he was staring at the wild boar's throat with a dagger in his mouth!

The wild boar spirit resisted too hard, and he punched him hard on the forehead, so hard that he couldn't even speak, and his mouth let out a roar at the scene of the killing of pigs.

Seeing his apprentice, Wei Xi quickly spit the dagger in his mouth to his feet. The blood on the dagger was on the corner of his mouth. He stretched out his tongue and licked his mouth shallowly, panting heavily. "Justice! Lu Que! Come here! Cut its throat with a knife!"

Unity Yi was stunned as he watched his emaciated master fight wild boars on the spot: "..."

Shuozong frowned and stared at the bloodstains on Wei Xi's body and face.

The wild boar spirit on the ground screamed more and more harshly after hearing Wei Xi's cry, and the whole pig body struggled desperately. It was probably stimulated by the danger of hanging on the line at this time, and the neighing sound was unambiguous. Mixed with a clear scream: "I am a national second-class wild animal!!!!"

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Wei Xili slapped the pig's nose without hesitation. Seeing that the apprentices didn't move, he simply picked up the dagger beside his feet, and was about to stab the wild boar's throat fiercely.

"No way!!!" The stunned crowd at the scene had come to think of it, and they rushed over in shock: "Master Wei!! Stop it!!! This is really a national second-class wild animal. ANIMAL CROSSING!!"

The author has something to say: Wild boar essence: thank the country for saving my pig's life