Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 58: We are eating

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The spirits on the set have become more cautious since then. The enchanting and charming female spirits looked at Wei Xi as if they were looking at Sun Wukong. Because of his presence, other ordinary people on the set would no longer dare to scatter their demonic energy. The wild fox spirit had seen Wei Xi's handsome appearance before beating the wild boar, and he was a little obedient to his force. Seeing that he was handsome and handsome, he originally wanted to use his beauty to develop it. Forget it now.

She covered her white and tender ears, and didn't dare to attack. She could only whisper to the boar spirit beside her: "Master Wei is so ignorant of style, he is really single by his ability."

Shuozong glanced at her coldly.

Wei Xi sighed at the second apprentice and said, "You can't eat wild boars, and even red foxes can't eat them. Lu Que, we'll go up the mountain to find something else later."

His original intention was to catch some of those who have not yet opened their minds, and Unity came over to send Master a list of monsters, but when he heard this, he immediately looked serious: "Master, I can't do it! It's still wild in the mountains these days. How many are not protected animals? You will be fined for poaching without permission!"

Wei Xi frowned in disbelief and looked around the scene: "These...are all protected animals?"

"That's right." Tuanyiyi said, "Master, you can't fool around, don't talk about them, even sparrows and swallows are national second-class protected animals, you can catch them casually, it will be bad if they are reported. The forest police will come to ask for trouble at that time, and it will not be good for our company's image, right?"

"..." Weixi sat on the spot with a great blow, and for the nth time since he went down the mountain, he felt the taste of being targeted by the law of the country, and at the same time he couldn't understand how the world became like this, "... Really no one can eat them. Is it?"

"That's definitely not the case." Tuanjieyi, "It's just that we can't catch them. No one cares about protecting animals and protecting animals. Who told us that they are not as scarce as they are? Hehe. You say so, junior brother."

Suozong who was suddenly cued: "..."

Wei Xi was immediately full of envy for the status and privilege of the state to protect animals. If he were not just a lonely ghost, he would have applied for one too.

Unity Yijian persuaded Master to stop, and hurried to the scene to cooperate with the overall management. The group of demons who came here are beautiful, but they are not very good-natured. Originally, because the crew messed up their own image, they had a heart, and because of their different races, they subconsciously didn't like mortals, and their attitude was extremely arrogant. Only Taicangzong The presence of the people can restrain them.

Wei Xi thought about it and felt that the country was very unfriendly to him, he sighed a long time, and grabbed the sleeve of his apprentice beside him.

The second apprentice looked at him silently after being pulled back to his senses because of the honey conversation between "Senior Brother" and Wei Xi just now, and Wei Xi's longing for "protecting animals".

Wei Xi: "Master is hungry."

You can't eat the fairies that are wise, and you can't eat the protected animals that don't have the wisdom. The only ones who can eat are the two apprentices.

He could feel the second apprentice's gaze lingering on his lips for a moment, and then slowly extended a hand.

Wei Xi didn't pick it up, that's not what he wanted to eat.

The two stared at each other for a while, and after a long time, seeing that the apprentice didn't take the initiative to come over, Wei Xi leaned over self-sufficiently.

Shuozong: "..."

Shuozong squeezed his shoulders and said, "...Not here."

Wei Xi was stunned for a while, then looked around: "What's wrong here?"

Shuo Zong looked into his eyes that could be understood almost instantly, where pure appetite boiled. However, this simple appetite is only relative to Weixi's own concept, and what he does is just so...

Wei Xi was stared at by his apprentice, his mouth was inexplicably dry, and he couldn't help licking his lips. The tip of his tongue slid across the corners of his mouth as quickly as he licked away the wild boar blood that had splattered on his face that day.

The apprentice's eyes were always heavy, and he finally stood up and said in a low voice, "Follow me."

*****

The sound of hot and humid water echoed in a dense forest.

Wei Xi was pinned to a tall beech tree, with his head up and his lips and teeth entwined with his apprentice.

The heat of their breath evaporated from the gap between their lips that were sometimes separated, and their tongues were sucked heavily. The sound of the mechanical start of the crew and the shouting of the staff was heard in the distance, mixed with the breathing and heartbeat close at hand, making the spine inexplicably sore.

The apprentice's strength was very strong, and he clasped his waist tightly. Wei Xi was a little surprised by his high feeding enthusiasm, but he was quickly dizzy by his deep licking, so he could only pant and raise his arms to wrap his arms around him. From the back of his neck, an inexplicable long humming sound came from his nose: "Uh-"

The apprentice licked him for a while and then let go of his mouth, his breath was a little short, pressed against his forehead, and the hot breath sprayed on the corners of his mouth and cheeks.

Wei Xi licked the corners of his wet mouth dazedly, and looked up at him in a daze.

The pupils of the second apprentice are like two bottomless wells: "Is it enough?"

Wei Xi smacked his mouth, but he wasn't really hungry anymore, but the mountain forest was unusually cold, and the smell on the apprentice's body was hot and pleasant.

He pressed the tip of his apprentice's tall nose, cool, and rubbed it back and forth a few times.

The breaths of the two sides were so entangled that it was hard to tell the difference between you and me. He stuck out his tongue and licked the corner of each other's lips, and decided, "Let's have a few more bites."

The apprentice let him rub the tip of his nose motionless, his eyes fell on his face, unable to distinguish his emotions, as if he had no fun with it.

Wei Xi tightly wrapped the arm around the back of his neck, and when he was about to put it on himself, the upper lip suddenly rolled down, and the lips and teeth were filled with thick heat, which instantly drowned him.

Snowflakes fluttered overhead, falling on their trembling strands of hair.

The first snow of winter has arrived.

****

In the distance, the crew of "Scream", who officially entered the shooting, fell into a psychedelic state.

The staff on the periphery of the filming studio watched the many actors with their clothes fluttering in the center of the camera position. This is a big scene in which the protagonist team fights with the villain, so of course the effect is that flying over the eaves and walking the wall is quite fantastic. There are thin Weiyas everywhere on the scene, and the starring team is also part of the hanging in the air. They hold weapons in their hands and follow the action instructions. The mode that has been in use for a long time, constantly changing various actions, looks very professional.

However…

After watching it for a long time, someone at the scene finally couldn't help but whispered to the side: "... Hey, don't you think it's also Diao Weiya, the group's actions are much more beautiful than theirs."

Another person also replied: "...Not only the action, but also the appearance is better than them... There are also somersaults and sword swinging... My mother, in such a comparison, who is the protagonist?"

It was far more than the onlookers who had this idea, and the starring group in the center of the camera was also tangled to death.

To be honest, no matter how professional it is, people will feel somewhat uncomfortable when they are suspended in the air. There is no point under his feet, and all his strength depends on his waist. Even the most experienced male lead, it is difficult to make the movements he imagined very smoothly, so people are already exhausted.

After so many years of filming and with so many crews, he always thought that his performance was normal or even excellent.

But what the hell is going on now!

He looked resentfully at the dozen or so people in front of them who were hanging on steel wires in the air, adapting as usual, and their every move was as elegant as the dust, turning their legs and kicking as freely as the group performers were standing on the ground.

Since the filming started after listening to the instructions once, this group of people has never made a mistake! Not a single mistake! All the problems of not being able to play the role lie in the starring group. And this group of guys, no matter how difficult the movements are, they are extremely easy and natural! And the neat and beautiful costumes and props are not affected at all!

They even felt that this was not enough. After another NG caused by the lack of proper action of the main actor, they also took the initiative to call Director Wang, and demonstrated a move of stepping on the cloud and flipping into the air: "I think adding this action to fight The moves will be more beautiful.”

Director Wang and the action director on the side all looked amazing, the male lead was already stunned, the kind of foot that clearly stepped in the air but seemed to have support, and could use the air that did not exist to overturn a somersault. What is it? How to make it! ? Is it really science? !

But no matter what, the limelight of the leading actors has been robbed by this group of performers who don't know where they came from. Some people even couldn't help but take out their mobile phones and start shooting. Director Wang stared at his camera monitor. , I also deeply felt the compelling demeanor of the monsters, and couldn't help but think of the faint gaze that the leading actors had just handed to him.

Especially the male lead, who is famous for his outstanding fighting scenes, was stimulated by such a strong contrast that he couldn't accept it. His eyes were red with shame.

Director Wang saw his expression of "After so many years of filming, I didn't realize that I am a rookie until today." He couldn't help but caress his forehead sympathetically, but he didn't know how to relieve the other party at all.

Do you want to tell his friends not to be discouraged, you are really good, are you being compared because you are playing against a wild boar

****

Director Wang expressed deep sympathy, but in any case, the talents of the monsters destined the final film to be very good, and even the assistant directors around them stared at the monitor and couldn’t help but admire—

"Blockbuster, blockbuster, look at this girl pretending to be a vixen, looking back and smiling... I'll go, no one will believe she is not a vixen!"

"This black boy's movements are also good! Powerful and majestic! Director Wang and President Qiu are really good at choosing people, and they are very suitable for the strong boar essence!"

"This prop, this costume, this beauty, I have a hunch that after the movie is released, this scene will definitely become a widely circulated classic!"

Qiu Guokai smiled and looked to the other side in the voices of the assistant directors proposing to add dramas, his eyes turned to the male lead who was practicing his movements with unprecedented passion, and finally fell to Fang Xiaojie, who was dressed in white.

Fang Xiaojie was so excited that his character had lines! Although there is only one sentence, but the one who plays against him is the second female lead in the crew! Although she is not professional in filming and her acting skills are rubbish, she is famous for being popular!

It cherished the script that he was reluctant to leave since he got it, and looked at the female No. 2, who was paralyzed with a beautiful face in the middle of the camera, and before the shooting started, he heard whispers around him—

"Mom, it's Teacher Yan's turn. Get ready. I don't know how many times you'll be stuck this time. This performance needs tension."

"What tension?"

"It's just fear. The plot is that she suddenly sees a mountain demon, and she needs to express very strong and obvious fear, screaming, crying, and shaking all over."

"... It's too late, it's really over, her paralyzed face can't express her expression at all. The last time I filmed a crying scene of a lost lover, I took it more than 30 times, and the last time I dropped eye drops, it was still a day. She looks like she's celebrating being a widow... Forget it, get ready to fight for three hours today."

Fang Xiaojie tidied up his clothes, and the female No. 2 shooter across from him stared at him absentmindedly.

Fang Xiaojie cheered himself up vigorously, come on! you can! A really good actor should not only enter the play by himself, but also let the actor who plays the opponent play also enter the state!

A minute later, there was a scream that pierced the sky.

This scream was like a thunderstorm, filled with infinite fear and despair, as if facing the victim of the butcher's knife at the scene of the homicide, so frightened that all the leading actors who were preparing for the fight stopped and looked at the source of the sound in horror. .

"what happened!"

"What's the matter?! Is anyone injured?!"

The staff also rushed towards the source, and then they were stunned by the picture that appeared in front of them.

"Shh! Shh!"

The radio engineer's assistants quickly stopped their approach.

In the front, in the center of the camera position, the famous facially paralyzed girl No. 2 of the "Scream" crew was slumped to the ground with a frightened expression. She was trembling all over, her hair was messy, she was helplessly propped on the ground and stomped backward, her eyes were even more frightened. He opened his eyes wide open, as if he was about to pop out of his eyes, not a single muscle group on his face was shaking frantically, and tears flowed out as if he didn't want money, from head to toe, every strand of hair was covered with - I So fucking scared now!

"Card!!" The assistant director stared at the monitor in disbelief. After a long while, he shouted and stood up in surprise, "This is over!"

"Fuck!" The onlookers were stunned, "Did you see it! She has an expression on her face! She actually performed a crying scene without any eye drops! Am I dreaming!? The stuffed apple muscle can still have expressions!"

After receiving the signal, the second female was still slumped to the ground, immersed in deep fear, and had no intention of getting up.

Opposite her, Fang Xiaojie, who was dressed in white, quickly got out of the state. He was very pleasantly surprised by the good news that he had passed, and happily stepped forward to support the girl who was paralyzed on the ground.

The second female stared at him stubbornly, and didn't dare to escape, her hands and feet were trembling, but she heard Fang Xiaojie flatter him very politely: "Mr. Yan, it's been hard work."

She looked at the smiling face of the other party, and after a long time, the fearful emotion finally subsided slowly, and after drying her tears, the whole person immediately fell into a deep confusion - what's going on? What happened just now? Is it my own eyes that are wrong

***

"Director Wang!! I've passed it!! Did you see my performance!!! Did I act well!!" Fang Xiaojie held the script and rushed to Director Wang's side like a cheerful sparrow. The movement of human running is very standard. If you don't look carefully, you can't tell that his feet are not on the ground.

Director Wang also collapsed when he first learned that the horror films he received were starring real ghosts. However, in the face of a young fan who was staring at him all the time, his instinctive fear as a human being did not last long. Seeing him coming at this time, he just lit a cigarette for himself and slumped into the chair lazily.

Fang Xiaojie looked at his calm and composed posture, his toes swaying slightly, the whole ghost was so excited - Idol is so handsome!

Director Wang stared at him for a while, then glanced at the outside of the venue, and after calming down, the female No. 2, who was in deep thought, nodded towards the monitor with his cigarette in his hand: "What did you do just now?"

How could the second female lead, who had no talent for acting at all except for her good looks, had such an amazing performance.

Fang Xiaojie squatted down next to his chair, looking around, and then quietly said, "I... I just pulled out my eyes when I was close to her speaking to her."

Director Wang: "..."

****

Investor Qiu Guokai nodded his head with great consolation. With Taicang Zong joining in, the current atmosphere of his own production crew is really great, everyone is working hard!

Tuanjie got a new cooperation invitation from Qiu Guokai. After searching around the scene, he could not find his master. After making a phone call, he found that the ringtone actually came from a dense forest next to the shooting studio. He snorted, glanced at the forest that was obviously inaccessible, and was about to go in to take a look.

Before taking a few steps, I saw my master and younger brother come out one after the other.

"Master!" He shouted subconsciously, and stopped abruptly after taking a few steps closer.

Wei Xi walked in front, her hair was a little messy, her expression was tired and lazy, her lips were pink and swollen, and there was a hint of water, and her whole body exuded a strong sense of satisfaction.

The younger brother walked behind him, his hands in his pockets, his expression as always as if he didn't care about anything, but I don't know if it was an illusion, his coat that was supposed to be neat seemed a little wrinkled.

Although there is a distance between the two, they don't know where the unexplainable connection is tied, which makes the atmosphere a bit more ambiguous for no reason.

Tuanyiyi watched this scene, opened his mouth, and uncontrollably came up with a few very dirty thoughts in his mind, his face flushed immediately, and he stuttered when he spoke: "Master... Master... You and junior brother, go to the forest to work Huh?"

Hearing this question, the younger brother glanced at him from a distance, his chin was slightly raised, there was no expression on his handsome face, and he couldn't interpret any signal at all.

Wei Xi smacked his lips, but answered his eldest apprentice with a natural attitude: "Let's go eat."

The younger brother's eyes fell silently on the master, his expression was indifferent, but he did not refute.

The yellow waste in Unity Yiman's head was smashed to pieces in an instant, and he immediately became embarrassed for his own brain hole, and kept laughing: "Hahahahaha! It turned out to be eating!"

The younger brother retracted his gaze at the master at this time, sneered, his voice was low and indifferent: "Otherwise, what do you think we are doing? Say it and listen?"

Unity Yi thought of his head full of yellow waste a moment ago, and his knees went weak - how could I have such unhealthy thoughts! What a disgrace to the sect!

It must not be what I thought it would be. He shook his head in shame: "No, no! What can you do! You must be eating!"