Everyone present was a little confused, but the boar essence was obviously not joking. Qiu Guokai took Tuanyiyi's mobile phone and glanced at it, and found that the grassland Xilu in the photo was indeed more beautiful than the ordinary wild boar, but no matter how you look at it, it still remains. Like a pig: "...it... did it also turn into sperm?"
The boar said, "How do I know?"
Qiu Guokai said incredulously: "If you don't become sperm, you're just an ordinary pig. You have a human form..."
The boar essence is even more incredible than him: "I have a human form, but my aesthetic is not normal? How can I like people? People with long hands and feet look so strange."
Qiu Guokai thought about it and it made sense. He couldn't help feeling his forehead and worried. The contract has already been signed. What should I do if the boar essence has a love scandal...
Ordinary niche students are at most photographed by paparazzi in late-night private meetings with female stars or something, and their own artists are photographed harassing and molesting wild boars in the Beijing Forest Zoo...
Thinking of this, he was so worried that his hair was about to fall out. Unity thought was different and comforted him: "It's impossible, my junior brother said that the grassland xipa came from the United States, a world-class endangered species, and it is a world-class endangered species. It is the top card of the Forest Zoo, our pig brother is a local pig, and he is only a second country, it is not right to be a family, anyway, I am not very optimistic about this relationship."
Qiu Guokai: "..."
Wei Xi listened to the wild boar essence muttering to himself about the beginning of his love, and turned to the second apprentice: "What is love?"
The second apprentice beside him gave him a deep look, his eyes seemed to have frozen.
Wei Xi's chest was inexplicably tight when he saw him, and his emotions seemed to be tightly grasped by an invisible big hand.
***
The crew's problem was finally resolved. After staying here for so many days, it was time for everyone to leave.
After discovering the spirits, all the Taoist priests in the hotel fell into the predicament of collectively digging their feet and having nothing to do. They all returned to their hearts like arrows. This is probably the most silent ritual they have ever received in their lives.
The crew is still in that silly fun-
"True spirit, after the ritual is done, there are really no more supernatural incidents in our group. Maybe there are ghosts, and now the ghosts have been driven away."
"When I was filming the group scene just now, I followed it, and the filming process went very smoothly. Where did Mr. Qiu's group act come from? It's so beautiful!"
"What's more important is that Mr. Yan didn't hold back. I heard my friend say that after the camera, she told the assistant that she had hallucinations when she was in the scene, thinking that the trick in the scene was really a ghost, and she was in the scene. It's really different, the state of fright is so good!"
Silently watching Fang Xiaojie's many Taoist priests swaying in the crew: "..."
Fang Xiaojie didn't want to be overtaken. The Taoists originally wanted to take it away after the matter was over, at least not to let it stay in the crew to disturb the shooting, but Director Wang did not mind and said that he could let it stay.
"It's still a bit talented, and more importantly, it has a great passion for filming and acting, and now it's rare to encounter a pure pursuit of art like it... Hell, let it stay here and learn more. "
When he said this, the serious director was smoking a cigarette with a deep expression on his face, while Fang Xiaojie squatted beside his trousers like a brother, so honest that he didn't want it.
The Taoist priests in the same group have spread the word in private, and it is said that the mountain spirits have signed a long-term performance contract with Taicang Zong and Boss Qiu. So this can only be ojbk, how to love it.
Taicang Zong is really... It's hard to say anything about it.
***
Perhaps it was news that the crew's troubles were resolved after the ritual was done. Before everyone left, a staff member of the hotel hurriedly stopped them, saying that the hotel owner had made a special trip and wanted to meet everyone.
This boss is a half-bald man with a bright head. After arriving at the scene, he touched his forehead and worried for a long time, and then he vaguely mentioned his purpose—
"Daoist priests have lived here for so many days, have you found any problems with Feng Shui or other aspects of this shop?"
Everyone thought about it, this hotel is surrounded by mountains and rivers, the terrain is quiet, the surrounding is full of anger, and the decoration is quite satisfactory, so they all shook their heads: "No problem."
The boss was even more worried, with a bitter look on his face: "Then... that shouldn't be."
Then he recounted bitterly: "I have heard from the foreman. I think all the masters have discovered that there is no open accommodation on the seventh floor of our hotel. To be honest, the seventh floor is a luxury suite that we deliberately set aside when we designed it, but from the Since more than half a year ago, there have been problems in the suite. At first, some customers reported that the TV and stereo were automatically turned on in the middle of the night. Later, the waiter also found that the room would make all kinds of strange sounds when it was vacant. Not only that, sometimes The housekeeping department went in to check, and found that all the equipment in the room seemed to have been used, and the bed room was in a mess, but the surveillance did not capture anyone entering. During that time, people in the hotel panicked, and then the seventh floor It's completely locked, but even so, sometimes you can still hear voices upstairs on the sixth floor. If it weren't for this... A good first-floor luxury suite, we wouldn't be so vacant, even in the peak season of holidays. Open. Every day is a loss."
When everyone checked in, they heard the rumors about the seventh floor of the hotel, and when they heard the more exact content, their expressions could not help but become solemn.
The boss sighed: "I've always had such a thing in my heart, and I didn't dare to say it to the outside, who would dare to live in our hotel? So when I heard that the masters solved the trouble for the crew downstairs, I immediately made a special trip. I'm here, I wonder if the masters can help us solve the difficulties before they leave?"
This is the responsibility of the cultivator. Of course, everyone does not mean to reject it, but at the same time, it is a bit embarrassing.
After all, they have been staying here for several days, and they really haven't noticed any ghosts other than Fang Xiaojie in the hotel. Logically speaking, as long as there are ghosts, they can't be unaware of any clues.
The boss was a little busy, so he picked up the phone and ran outside the conference room to listen. Everyone in the room exchanged glances, but didn't find any clues for a while, but Lu Wenqing unexpectedly found that the boar spirit sitting next to Wei Xi had a strange expression.
The boar spirit met his gaze with a slightly embarrassed expression: "What are you looking at!"
Now everyone's eyes turned to Taicang Sect, Tuanjie was stunned for a while, then recalled the boss's words, suddenly thought of something, and stared at the boar essence: "Half a year ago? I remember you too..."
The boar essence didn't wait for him to finish, and then shouted confidently: "What's wrong! This place was originally my nest, but they blew up the hotel and built the hotel. The land is mine, what's wrong with me staying here!"
Everyone: "..."
The focus of Unity is different: "Then you can't disturb the rest of the guests. How can you turn on the TV in the middle of the night."
Boar Essence: "Can you blame me! There is no electricity in the room without guests!"
"Oh yes." Tuanjie was persuaded, "The rooms here are indeed powered by cards."
Everyone: "… "
The boar essence snorted coldly: "You think I'm rare here, the bed sheets and quilts in their hotel are not changed for three days, and the auntie sweeps the bathtub with a mop, wipes the cup with a rag, it's so dirty, I also occasionally have a party with everyone. come to live."
Everyone: "… "
Wei Xi looked at the second apprentice: "Wash the cup with a rag?"
The second apprentice seemed to be brushing his teeth with a cup.
The second apprentice's face was ashen.
Not only did he brush his teeth with a tooth cup, but Wei Xi also took a bath in a bathtub.
After soaking, they kissed and touched again.
The rest of the people also quickly recalled whether or not they had used the tea cups and bathtubs in the hotel. Some of the Taoist priests probably got caught and retched with disheveled expressions.
****
After the boss answered the phone and returned to the conference room, he immediately noticed a different atmosphere than before, and asked nervously, "Master, is this a serious matter?"
All the Taoist priests at the table looked at him indifferently, and the boss was even more shocked. It seems that the problem is very difficult to solve!
In the end, Lu Wenqing relented and showed him a clear way: "Go ask Master Wei of Taicang Sect to come forward."
The boar essence has already signed up with Taicangzong's brokerage company. They are outsiders to persuade them to be okay, but it is not easy to come forward to drive them away. What's more, after listening to the deeds of the hotel's lack of hygiene, the other Taoists in the room probably wanted to curse, and he himself felt itchy.
Seeing his attitude, the boss couldn't help but be full of conjectures. The people in the room didn't move and only asked himself to invite Taicang Sect alone. Could this Taicang Sect be the most powerful
So he turned to Weixi, and found that the handsome apprentice behind Master Wei was staring at him with a particularly gloomy and terrifying gaze.
The boss was stared at with hair all over his body, and asked tremblingly, "Wei, Master Wei, are you sure about this?"
Weixi turned to the boar essence, and the boar essence snorted, "I'll be leaving soon anyway."
Huamao Mountain is about to be developed, and they will also form a group to be taken out by Qiu Guokai to be a star. Who is rare to come here, not to mention that it is worried now, and if it wants to run, it should run to the Beijing Forest Zoo.
****
This time, the procedure is to go through the process. After seeing Wei Xi three or two times, the boss told him that the hotel would not be the same as before, and he was overjoyed and stuffed red envelopes.
However, he was also a little shocked. Is this Taicang Sect so powerful? He easily solved the problem that had been bothering him for more than half a year in a few minutes.
He sent everyone off in awe, thinking that he would have time to burn incense in this powerful Grand Master Wei Temple. As soon as he looked up, he saw that many Taoist priests present were staring at him.
In the cold windy day, he was stared and shivered: "What's wrong?"
Lu Wenqing: "Boss Wu, your hotel has a lot of problems."
The boss was so frightened by his strange words that his heart tightened. Could it be that there are other feng shui problems in his hotel
After seeing Lu Wenqing staring at him for a long time, he patted his shoulder with a complicated expression: "Forget it, pay more attention to hotel hygiene in the future."
The boss was full of question marks when he heard it, and he was surprised. What does this mean? Could it be that the fact that the hotel does not change the sheets often has been discovered? Impossible!
Shuozong's face was always tense. Before leaving, he glanced at the boss again coldly. After getting in the car, he immediately said, "Unity, call."
Wei Xi asked, "Who are you calling?"
Shuozong: "Health Bureau."
Wei Xi: "Huh?"
Shuozong looked at him, wishing he could immediately take him into hot water and wash him from head to toe: "I want to report him."
****
So far, Taicang Zong has made a small reputation in the local Taoist temple. At least several local Taoist temples know that there is such a peer in the capital.
In addition, thanks to the "Scream" crew who uploaded the practice on Weibo, the attention on the Taicang Sect on the Internet has never subsided. Of course, the focus of attention is a bit biased, and the most talked about is not how effective they are.
Tuanjie looked at the trending topic on the mobile phone #杨俊道长行practice#, and clicked on all the photos of Wei Xi and Shuozong taken out by netizens, and couldn't help choking.
"I was there too." He pointed to himself, who was cut off with only half of his body left in the photo. "It's obviously a three-person sect, but I can't have a name."
Shuozong: "..."
Unity and righteousness: "Junior brother, why is this?"
Wei Chengshu came back with a big bucket after wiping the stone tablet. Hearing this, he sneered gloomily: "Of course it's because you are ugly."
Unity: "… "
Wei Chengshu looked at Wei Xi with a complicated expression. He also saw the topic on Weibo, and he naturally knew that his eldest brother went to the crew to do a ritual, and everyone knew about the trouble. After Wei Tianyi found out, he was at home. I was so angry that I even ate it several times.
There is no way, Weixi is not at home with great difficulty, Wei Tianyi said, no matter how angry he is, he has to take advantage of this opportunity to eat well.
Wei Chengshu carried the big iron bucket and the rag, and felt that his family was absolutely amazing. He didn't know when it started, except him, everyone became so nervous.
****
There are more believers in Taicang Sect. At least the incense burner at the entrance of the courtyard is burning more beautifully than before. Wei Xi received a call from Taoist Master Liandu Guanguang, and when he went out, he met several new believers. They were all young girls, watching him appear with two apprentices, and secretly raised their mobile phones to take pictures.
The current believers are really strange, but he didn't stop him much. It's a good thing to have someone come to burn incense.
Seeing him appear, Mrs. Wang, an old believer who came often, also came up and chatted with a smile: "Xiaowei, you are a real immortal who has attained the Tao. I'm here to repay my vows, and I have two more sticks of incense today!"
Wei Xi's attitude towards the believers was good, and he nodded patiently when he heard the feedback: "What wish did you make before?"
He had no concept of gods and Buddhas, but Shuozong frowned suspiciously when he heard the words. This old lady Wang has come to repay her vows several times. Dao Tianzun is really...
Mrs. Wang said, "The electric light on my porch is broken. I asked someone to fix it but it didn't work. After I worship the Immortal Venerable, it will turn on again!"
Shuozong: "..."
This person actually worshipped Immortal Venerable to repair the electric light for himself... In his mind, a scene of a certain immortal coming down to earth in the middle of the night and running to the door of the believers to help repair the electric light slowly emerged in his mind.
Mrs. Wang: "And last time, the cat my granddaughter picked up was full of fleas, and it couldn't be washed cleanly. After bringing the worshipped Taoist Heavenly Venerate, the fleas will gradually disappear!"
A certain immortal descended to earth again in the middle of the night and got into the believers' homes to help the believers pick up stray cats one by one to pinch fleas...
Shuozong stopped imagining, turned his head wordlessly, and stopped thinking about the possibility in Mrs. Wang's words. The gods, Buddhas and constellations he knew were arrogant and arrogant. How could he care about such trivial requests.
Wei Xi felt that the Sect Master Ling was slightly hot again, and reached out to his chest and scratched: "Really?"
"That's not right, so I'm here again this time, and I also brought a friend. She heard that the immortals here are very spiritual. Like me, I want to directly invite a god statue from you to worship." Mrs. Wang said.
Do believers invite idols from the sect? This is a qualitative leap in business!
But when her voice fell to the ground, the Sect Leader suddenly started ironing without warning. Wei Xi was burned right before he was happy. I don't know why, so he just pinched it through his clothes: "Please god statue? What do you think? What do you ask for?"
Mrs. Wang said embarrassedly, "That's right, I've recently relapsed into athlete's foot, and it's not getting better. My friend has been constipated for more than half a month, but she still can't pull it out. Alas, Xiaoxi, you said that the Immortal Venerable doesn't care. This one?"
Shuozong: "..."
The Sect Leader was so hot that he could barely hold it through his clothes. Wei Xi felt the scorching temperature of his fingertips, and was confused by the strange wishes of his followers. After a long time, he slowly said, "Should... Take care."