Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 61: Cooperative unit of the local city god company

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When old lady Wang heard that her athlete's foot and her friend's constipation might be cured, she was very happy, and immediately set up two portraits with Wei Xi, and decided that her family would worship this goddess for a long time from now on.

She also opened two more packs of incense with great interest, and worshipped devoutly after lighting it, but she didn't know if it was an illusion. She always felt that the incense was burning very weakly today, and the flames flashed, inexplicably revealing a dying indifference. sense of help.

Madam Wang thought for a moment, but didn't think about it, probably because the weather was too cold recently.

Wei Xi was half hot, and the temperature radiated from the jade pendant almost scalded him. He was never afraid of pain, but he couldn't stand the burn through his clothes. The moment he agreed to Mrs. Wang, the jade pendant Even more so, his fingertips were so hot that he couldn't help but let out a soft hiss.

The strange thing is that as soon as he made a sound, the temperature of the jade pendant suddenly dropped.

The two apprentices on the side quickly turned their heads when they heard the voice: "What's wrong?"

Wei Xi let go of the jade pendant, and the heat of sticking it back to his chest has quickly become acceptable. He rubbed his fingers doubtfully: "It's nothing, it was burned."

The second apprentice immediately grabbed his hand and spread it out for inspection. The reddish scalded finger pulp was gently touched. The second apprentice frowned, realized something, and looked at his chest: "Is that the jade pendant?"

Weissy nodded.

Shuozong's brows furrowed even deeper. When he was in the mountains, he was scalded by this jade pendant once, and he felt that something was wrong: "The origin of this jade pendant is unknown. Take it off and don't wear it again."

Wei Xi shook his head and said, "This is the sect master's order passed down to me by your master, and it won't hurt me."

Although the tone was flat, the trust in Wei Dedao was evident in the words, so strong that Shuozong couldn't help but wonder.

How did Wei Xi develop his current character? What kind of person is the master who has passed away, so that he can change to where he is today.

After Wei Xi rejected the apprentice's kindness, he immediately felt that the temperature of the jade pendant became more comfortable, and said firmly: "Look, it's already healed."

Shuozong was silent for a while, touched his fingertips, and said nothing.

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There were already many Taoist priests with familiar faces in the Liandu Temple. After Wei Xi brought his apprentices to the scene, he found that Tan Fu was actually there, and there was a familiar amulet on the table in front of them.

Wei Xi glanced at the amulet: "Please?"

"Xiaoxi!" Tan Fu hurriedly called him, "Come and watch the news! The person who gave me the request is dead!"

He is a friend of Wei Tianyi, and his name is very close. Wei Xi didn't care. He stepped forward and saw that Tan Fu's tablet was playing a piece of news. The content is about a traffic accident on the Xinnan Expressway. A speeding sports car strayed into a high-speed tunnel for unknown reasons. The owner died on the spot. After the broadcast, the online media clearly released the owner's daily photos. , is the daughter of a well-known wealthy businessman in Xinnan.

Tan Fu pointed at the photo firmly: "It's her, I can't admit my mistake, I came to you immediately when I saw the news."

Wei Xi looked at the second apprentice who was approaching, and the second apprentice said solemnly: "The one you sent will be broken, and her doom will go back. It seems that what she asked was indeed a disaster."

Tan Fu watched the tragic car accident scene on the news, and when he thought that he almost replaced the other party and became the protagonist in the accident, all the hairs on his body stood up: "This is too scary, thank you Xiaoxi for your help, otherwise I will This old life is estimated to have been explained long ago."

After thanking him, he remembered the Kuang Zhiming and his wife who were doing it together at the time, and quickly added: "Of course, Daochang Kuang and Daochang Xu also worked hard."

Thinking of the situation at the time, Kuang Zhiming couldn't help but say ashamedly, "It's all Daoist Wei who is helping, and we didn't help much."

After being ashamed, his expression became serious again, and he said to Weixi: "Although the trouble of Mr. Tan's replacement has come to an end, Daoist Wei also remembers to be careful. I and several other Daoists have deduced that this request is for a monk. Your handwriting, please be broken, the person who shoots will definitely be backlashed, and the feud between the two sides is officially settled. Their methods are very bizarre, in addition to using qigong to develop believers, they can also drive away ghosts. The difference has something to do with it.”

Wei Xi: "The underworld is poor?"

After he went down the mountain, he had seen a lot of ghosts, but he had never met him before.

"I heard that they once asked Ming Cha to walk over the soul of a police officer who was investigating them." After Kuang Zhiming explained, he guessed that he had never met, and added with a smile: "But each sect is different, and there are very few Ming Chai. When dealing with us, the two worlds of yin and yang have never been connected very much, and the lotus temple is too small. The people who can communicate with the gods are generally the Taoist temples, and they have their own special methods, such as the local Chenghuang Temple and Shenxian Temple. Needless to say, the Immortal Palace, I heard that their relationship with the ghosts has been maintained very well for generations."

When he said this, he looked at a Taoist priest among the people around him and introduced: "It just so happens that the Taoist priest of the Immortal Palace is preparing to invite ghosts to come back to revive his soul today."

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Master Yu invited them to the hospital together. The one he wanted to ask the ghost to help was a little girl who was sleeping peacefully on the hospital bed.

"This believer had a car accident before, and she was fine, but she was so scared that she lost her soul." Taoist Master Yu explained, "She is young and weak, and I have tried many ways to correctly judge where she went. I guessed that it might be wrongly hooked up with other souls at the scene of the car accident, so I can only try to ask the ghost to ask."

"How can this be wrong?" Tuanjie couldn't help but complain to his master, "It's too sloppy for a ghost to do things."

"I'm not sure, it's just a guess." Daoist Yu was very cautious about the ghosts, and he didn't complain, but just smiled, "Moreover, the large-scale accident scene requires too many ghosts, and she ran out unexpectedly at that time. If you are mistakenly taken away, you may not be able to find out for a while.”

After he finished speaking, he put away the paper money offerings that invited the ghost messenger and began to chant the spell. Wei Xi stared at his movements and listened to Kuang Zhiming whispering to himself: "Master Wei, I have discussed it with Fellow Daoist Feng. , I plan to recommend your Taicang Sect to the local Taoist Association as soon as possible, but now the Religious Affairs Bureau is very strict. You look at this situation, and we dare not make sure that the recommendation will pass smoothly. So I have to let you know in advance. "

It was about whether his sect could be recognized in the industry, Wei Xi became nervous when he heard it: "How do you say this?"

"The main reason is that you only have... only the company's business license." This is the first time that Kuang Zhiming has encountered a Taoist temple that does not even have a Taoist certificate. You must recognize this, if you have other documents, it would be great."

Wei Xi couldn't help frowning: "Can't you add the tax certificate?"

Kuang Zhiming: "...I think it shouldn't work."

Wei Xi immediately became worried, unable to figure out why there were so many rules outside the mountain, and set up a sect to return this certificate to that certificate.

After several attempts, Daoist Jade, who was beside the hospital bed, finally invited a messenger. The other party appeared in the ward with a chain in his hand and appeared gloomily in the ward. He was wearing a long robe, and his attitude seemed a little impatient. After seeing clearly the Jade Daoist and the Ming banknotes burned by the Jade Daoist, his expression changed, and he seemed to be quite familiar with the Jade Daoist: "It's you, the Jade Daoist, I'm about to come to the hospital to seduce my soul, call me to have whats the matter?"

After the Taoist Master Yu finished burning the Ming banknotes, he politely explained to him that the little girl on the hospital bed had disappeared. After the ghost almost accepted the burned paper money, he took the offer from the Taoist Master Yu. The date of birth and the accident address, after thinking for a while, he left suddenly.

After a while, he reappeared and brought back a little soul with a confused expression: "Look, is she the one who lost it? I stayed in the Mingbei Road Major Car Accident Task Force for several days, and I said, how can I entice the soul? There is no information in the book."

After seeing it clearly, Master Jade replied with great joy: "Thank you very much, she is right!"

Na Ming Chai complained silently: "You said that little brat, what are you running at the scene of the car accident, more than 30 souls were locked up in this major car accident, you are busy above, and we are busy enough below."

As he said that, he threw the hazy soul on the bed: "Let's go!"

Kuang Zhiming said to Wei Xi in astonishment: "Is it really the wrong soul?"

After being surprised, he sighed happily: "Fortunately, Daoist Jade has a good relationship with Ming Chai. Otherwise, if we delay further, if the family of this child gives up the treatment, the consequences will be disastrous."

Wei Xi stared at the poor look: "Is this black and white impermanence?"

It doesn't look like it.

The second apprentice's explanation came from behind him: "It's just an ordinary soul ecstasy from the underworld, and it should belong to the land near the Shenxian Palace, so it has a good relationship with the Shenxian Palace."

In short, they are the subordinates who run errands under the hands of Black and White Impermanence. The land is so big, and the functional departments are also very carefully divided. Most of the land temples of the city gods all over the country have similar positions. .

Oh-

Wei Xi nodded, just in time to meet Shang Guicha's swept eyes, and saw that the other party was stunned for a moment.

"Huh." The ghost carrying the chain approached and looked at him up and down, "Is this the Daoist guard of the Taicang sect?"

Wei Xi was not afraid at all, and even thought that he was rich in yin and should be delicious: "Do you know me?"

The eyes of Shuozong staring at the messenger immediately sharpened, and the others in the room were also frightened by this change. They exchanged glances in various ways—the messenger actually recognized it. Could it be that Fellow Daoist Wei is Yang Shou

Seeing that the robe Mingchao patted his head when he heard the words, he laughed: "It's really you, it's a coincidence, I was going to find you in a few days, and I didn't expect to meet you here."

Everyone including Weixi: "???"

Kuang Zhiming was also frightened: "How many days later? Is it Yang Shou of the Daoist Guardian...?"

"Where is it!" The long-robed messenger put away the chain in his hand, and took out this certificate from his robe with a smile, "That's it, our local city god's yamen recently conducted a census of temporary residence in the ghost mouth, and found several places. It was found that the Taicang Sect actually provided jobs for more than 700 ghosts in the world, and reported the matter. The Yincao Yamen was very happy after hearing about it, and specially approved this certificate and sent it to us. Taicang Sect."

Everyone: "..."

Wei Xi: "???"

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Na Ming shoved the certificate into Wei Xi's hand and said with a smile, "I've been so busy lately that I haven't had time to go. I just met today. Daoist Wei will accept it first, and then go to make up the certificate ceremony another day. You don't know. , the ghosts have exploded in recent years, the housing area is not enough, and the jobs are limited, which has caused many ghosts waiting to be reborn to have nothing to do and it is difficult to manage. Under such a premise, Guizongmen can provide suitable jobs for these ghosts, which is really good for us. The urgent need has been solved. Considering the large number of ghost employees in your company and the fact that you cannot be bound by the laws of the world, our local ghost administration department has specially approved you as a pilot complaint cooperation unit and enjoys the treatment at the director level. If you encounter temporary ghosts in the future The chief guard can use this certificate to complain to our City God Division at any time, and we will definitely deal with it seriously."

Wei Xi spread out the certificate in confusion, and sure enough, it was covered with a bright red official seal—Yin Cao Yamen Office.

Ming Chai looked at this seal with some yearning, representing the official seal of the highest administrative agency of the Yin Cao. The pilot complained about the cooperation unit, and was treated at the director level. The yamen made a lot of money in order to encourage job shortages and the employment problem of idle ghosts. They even gave out such practical rewards, not to mention the treatment at the director level. After so many years of misunderstanding, exhaustion, and excellent work performance, he is also a small section chief of the local City God Division. It can be said that the pilot complained about the cooperation unit alone, and it can be said that it firmly holds the lifeline of all the ghosts who temporarily live in the world.

The Yin Cao Yamen has always taken the attitude of the people and the officials who are secretly hiding in the yang realm because the yin house can't live there. However, having said that, because few people in the yang realm know that they can go to the City God Division to complain about the ghosts, these ghosts are in daily life. In fact, it is very rare to receive reports, and sometimes the benefits of receiving less serious problems are fooled.

As a result, the Taicang Sect now directly has the right to report, and they will listen to the ghosts and ghosts in their hands in the future, who can escape

My mouth was dry from thinking, so my attitude was very polite, but the superiors made a special trip to mention that they should maintain a good cooperative relationship with this company that can provide jobs.

However, no matter how cranky he was, there was only one thing in Wei Xi's mind at this time.

He looked at the certificate over and over again, and felt that the format of the certificate seemed to have a sense of formality no less than that of his own company's business license, so he immediately thought of the most troublesome problem at present.

He handed the certificate to Kuang Zhiming, and tentatively asked: "Master Kuang, if the Taoist Association does not recognize the business license, can this certificate be passed?"

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

Kuang Zhiming stared at the document spread out in front of him with a bewildered expression, what does Taicang Zong mean? What is the meaning of the cooperative units of the local City God Division? Is this a business unit? Or a government agency

Wait a minute, this doesn't seem to be an institution in the normal sense. What should an institution that handles the approval of the Yin Cao Yamen be considered

He imagined that he submitted this document to the management office of the association, and then introduced to the Taoist friends in the management office that although the Taicang sect had no approval documents and no Taoist priest certificates, he was actually very formal, and he was still a picture of a civil servant in the yincao yamen.

Kuang Zhiming fell into a trance of his own strange imagination for a while, and muttered to himself, "It should be... it should be possible."

The author has something to say: The local Taoist association who got the certificate: "?"