Zhi Lixuan and his partner Guoziface were arguing with each other, and they were so arguing that they could barely maintain their dignity, but the employees of Taicang Sect were only interested in playing, making that Master Xia unbearable, but in order to maintain the reputation of the world's masters In his image, he could only slightly stretch his legs and feet, but his body was still getting heavier and heavier.
Of course it's Shen. He's almost got twenty ghosts hanging from him, and he's good enough to play juggling in the circus.
Taking advantage of this gap, Shuo Zong took out his mobile phone to search for the accident in the Forest Zoo. When Zongmen organized the group building, he did not expect to investigate this. Now, after a search, he found that there was a lot of news in the zoo recently.
Wei Xi looked at him next to his head, and said slowly: "The tiger park photo project has an accident, and the Siberian tiger almost scratched the tourists and escaped from the park?"
"Swans from Swan Lake flee collectively, chasing visitors and biting?"
"The howling of animals in the zoo in the middle of the night awakened the residents of many nearby residential areas?"
The news was lined up together, the headlines were weird and horrifying, but the content was similar. They were all about animals that almost hurt tourists when they fled. Wei Xi watched it for a while, and then heard his apprentice calmly say, "It may be that we have been summoned to flee collectively. "
Weixi: "Summon?"
Shuozong snorted: "Yin soul cultivation can lead thousands of Yin soldiers. In the folks, they are known as ghost kings and ghost queens. Beast cultivation can also lead hundreds of beasts. This kind of leader is the king of beasts."
Weixi had heard the title of the king of beasts: "The king of beasts, is it a tiger?"
"That's right." Shuozong nodded, "In the wild, the most powerful animals in the mountains and forests are usually tigers."
The order of the animal world is different from the human world. The human world is governed by the government, pays attention to the rule of law, and everyone abides by the rules of public power. Animals do not have this, they all rely on instinct. Whoever has the strongest strength is the boss.
The tiger is called the king of beasts because of its strong individual combat ability, and generally no one can defeat it alone in the mountains and forests.
Wei Xi understood it, glanced at the mighty tiger image in the photo, remembered Master Xia's previous judgment, and could not help but silently glanced at the round, black and white giant panda lying on its back in the viewing area.
Giant panda: "..."
What does that look mean? Do you look down on bears? Do you know what the bite force of a panda is
Zhi Lixuan broke up with the Guoziface partner, and returned to Weixi angrily: "Master Wei, don't worry about them, they do theirs, we do ours."
The national character face also said something to Master Xia, then Master Xia glanced at Wei Xi and said nothing, but the apprentices behind him all showed indignation, as if they had been greatly insulted.
Master Xia shook his head lightly, indicating that they don't need to be angry, and he behaved very generously and beautifully: "It's okay, it's time to exchange Taoism, you put the altar up, and help me to exorcise the practice of the park."
His disciples had no choice but to look back angrily and start setting up the altar. At the same time, they opened the suitcase they were carrying with them in a very ritualistic manner, took out the new Taoist robe, shook it open, and carefully put it on him.
Master Xia stretched out his arms calmly, looking really super formal and pompous.
Even Zhi Lixuan, who was having trouble with the national character face, secretly guessed that the master invited by his partner might indeed have some skills, but at the moment he was getting angry, and he really didn't want to compromise, so he still focused on it after all. Back to Weixi. He had heard Qiu Guokai's high praise for this master. When it comes to practice, Master Wei will definitely not fall behind, and will win back a city for himself.
He hurriedly asked: "Master Wei, shall we also open the altar? Do I need to prepare anything?"
However, Master Wei did not answer directly. Instead, he turned his head and looked at him seriously before slowly opening his mouth: "Chief of the garden."
Zhi Lixuan: "Huh?"
Wei Xi: "Do you zoo treat animals poorly?"
Zhi Lixuan: "Ah????"
The apprentice said that the reason for the abnormality in the zoo was probably that the animals had heard the call. According to the enterprise management that Tuanjiyi asked him for, didn't he just meet his colleagues to dig the corner of employees? These animals responded to the call and couldn't wait to leave the zoo. What else could be the reason? They must all think that the boss who poached the wall is better treated.
Wei Xi also started a company and ran a business. Looking at Zhi Lixuan, his colleague, he couldn't help but show a disapproving look: "Making money is important, and employees' sense of belonging is more important. Only when employee benefits are in place, they will not always I want to jump ship."
Zhi Lixuan: "... ...... "
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Master Xia seemed to be calm, but he was actually paying attention to the conversation here, and he almost laughed out loud.
At first, he thought that this was a colleague of the same nature as himself, but seeing Lixuan's trust in the other party, he was quite wary, for fear that this was an old Jianghu with a high rank, which would be difficult to deal with. Who knows that this person will be timid as soon as he opens his mouth. Even animals can make up the reason why they want to change jobs. What kind of brain circuit
The face of the national character was also silent for a while, and looked at Wei Xi with a strange expression, and felt more and more that the expert beside him was more reliable, and asked carefully: "Master Xia, Panda Chengjing... How to solve it? After all, it is also a national treasure. Ah, if I get hurt, how can I explain it to the country?"
Master Xia took the peach wood sword handed over by his apprentice. He didn't know how to solve it, but he was still very good at fooling people: "Don't worry, I've been in the world for decades, and I've driven away countless evil spirits. Although this panda spirit made trouble, it didn't help. If you commit a serious crime, you won't die if you commit a crime, and it will be fine after I communicate with it and conquer it."
He said that he was staring at the panda, and suddenly shouted amidst the lingering incense: "Five thunder generals, train generals, open the flag and call for urgent calls, and don't stop. It's as urgent as the law!"
The panda was frightened and looked at him with a shudder, and the bamboo in his hand fell to the ground with a bang.
Guo Zi's face was shocked when he saw this: "Sure enough, there is a reaction!"
Taicang sect spirits: "...it's no wonder that it's so loud and unresponsive."
Zhi Lixuan also felt a little dazed just like the Chinese character face. This Master Xia's way of doing things was indeed very majestic. Then he thought of Wei Xi's explanation to himself, and saw that Wei Xi was just watching the dojo over there in silence. Not moving, feeling overwhelmed. Why does the Master Wei that I found look a little different from ordinary masters
Moreover, the explanation given by Master Wei is also different from that of Master Xia. It seems that the problem of his own zoo is not related to the feng shui of ghosts and monsters, but the animals just want to go. This explanation is really full of strange scientific sense, and it is not metaphysical at all.
Master Xia stepped on Yu's footsteps, begging gods and chanting curses. Even though he was middle-aged, his anger was not empty at all, and his loud voice scared the panda into a sluggish place.
With sharp eyes, he pinched a finger gesture and slammed it towards the sky, then grabbed a sea bowl placed on the altar, took a mouthful of soju, approached the wall of the fence, and suddenly sprayed it at the panda!
The panda was sprayed all over his face, and immediately got up and hid!
Wei Xi frowned in disgust, can't he hide, there is a lot of saliva mixed in the wine.
Master Xia put down the bowl, but glanced at him inexplicably, and then said slowly to the Guozi face with a successful face: "It was shocked by me, I already know how powerful it is, and I don't dare to make trouble again."
The face of the national character is convinced, that panda ran so fast just now, it was obviously frightened!
This is the power of swindlers in all corners of the world. With psychological hints and techniques, the success of a regular Taoist in exorcising evil is silent. Only he knows the results, but he can think of an interactive way to make the panda take the initiative to avoid. The employer can see it with his own eyes. Do you feel arrogant
The national character face is really grateful: "It's hard work, Master Xia!"
Master Xia nodded, his expression was calm, and his posture was quite beautiful. Zhi Lixuan, who was called Weixi's side, was also nervous. His eyes were a little hesitant. Now, it seems that the chaotic monster has been quelled. Is it true that the Taoism is profound
He looked at Wei Xi quietly, but Wei Xi still had no intention of making a move, just quietly looked at the Master Xia with his eyes exploring.
Wei Xi is studying hard. This master's practice model is indeed very meritorious. Wei Xi has received so many rituals, and he has always done it well. Compared with other Master Xia, he can get an employer without doing anything. The enthusiastic reverse, I obviously still have a lot of room for improvement.
Zhi Lixuan saw that he was ignoring him, and received the proud look of his partner. Seeing that the other party was about to leave, he hesitated for a moment, but still interrupted Wei Xi's thinking in a low voice: "Wei, Master Wei... You..."
Are you really not going to make a move
As soon as the voice fell, a loud noise came from far away from the panda house, and then the phone in the partner's pocket began to ring loudly, interrupting his question.
As soon as Guozilian answered the phone, the proud look on his face suddenly dissipated: "What?! The red pandas in the free-range area of the Red Panda House have escaped from prison collectively?!"
Everyone present immediately looked at him, and the staff on the other end of the phone was about to cry: "Not only the red pandas! The black swans and flamingos in the Bird Museum also ran away! The lions and tigers in Liger Mountain are also very restless. When trying to climb the protective wall, black swans and flamingos are running all over the park. Tourists thought it was an interactive project in the park. manage!"
The Guozi face was stunned, and after hanging up the phone, he looked at Master Xia in disbelief.
Master Xia was also stunned. He probably didn't expect to be exposed so quickly. However, his psychological quality was excellent, and he quickly calmed down and analyzed seriously: "I was negligent, and the situation in your garden seems to be no different. As simple as I imagined, there may be more than one panda house where the demons may be haunting."
Guozi's face was suspicious, but he was a little in awe of him. He didn't dare to ask any questions. He hesitated and asked, "Then... Master Xia, do you have a solution now?"
Master Xia was silent for a moment, and seemed to be lost in thought. On the other side, Zhi Lixuan was about to die, but he forgot to carry his mobile phone with him, so he couldn't direct the staff to work in real time, so he could only ask Wei Xi with a life-saving straw: " Master Wei! What should we do now? If the animal escapes from the zoo and runs into the streets, it will all be over!"
Wei Xi looked like he was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage, thinking about the fact that he is also an entrepreneur, it is really not easy for the other party to have so many employees who want to change jobs collectively, he nodded and said, "Although they are dissatisfied with their work, they can actually communicate more about treatment issues. It's okay, I'll help you once."
Master Xia, who was pretending to be garlic, looked at him in shock, "I'm going, how dare you go in this situation?" Are the current Jianghu peers so daring? !
Zhi Lixuan got a response. Although he still couldn't understand Wei Xi's words, he couldn't care about the question at this time, and asked in a panic, "Master Wei, do you have any way to help us track down the escaped animals?"
Wei Xixin said that for sure, are the more than 700 employees he brought in for fun? Just as he was about to speak, Xiaopang jumped to his side and hurriedly stopped him: "Boss! Can't tell him we are here! Let's But the ticket evasion came in!"
Wei Xi: "..."
Shuozong: "..."
Fairy employees: "… "
Wei Xi also remembered it now. It seems that his ghost employees did not buy tickets. The more than 700 team building team Unity Yi only bought a dozen tickets, and the rest floated in directly from the top of the turnstile. of.
The boss is right there, it's really not good to let people know, so many ghosts come in for nothing and don't give money...
Thinking of this, Wei Xi could only choose to hide the existence of his ghost employees, and nodded vaguely: "I will summon it."
Zhi Lixuan was overjoyed and guessed: "Master Wei knows how to summon beasts? Do you need an altar practice?"
Wei Xi motioned for his employees to go out to work. After thinking about it, he felt that he had to go through the motions. He nodded, and did not set up a dojo.
In addition to being excited, Zhi Lixuan was stunned when he saw his inattentive way of doing things, and always felt that it was a bit casual.
Master Xia's eyes were about to roll over into the sky. As a half expert, how could he not see what Wei Xi was doing? I just wish I could go up and teach me by example. The way this young man works is really worrying. The crooks also pay attention to work skills. The other party has made countless mistakes in this moment. First of all, the sense of ceremony must be presented adequately. It is not important whether it is useful or not. It is enough to be satisfied, and secondly, urgent orders that need immediate effect must not be accepted, and he even slaps a wild beast summoning technique...
When Master Xia thought of this, he had almost encountered the embarrassment of this colleague who was exposed by the client on the spot after his failure. Who knew that he suddenly heard a noisy voice in his ears, and he was suddenly stunned.
Wei Xi, who was in sight, was still chanting words absentmindedly on the altar, which was very different from the solemn and solemn battle Master Xia had before. However, the noise that was originally in the distance gradually became louder, approaching, and then the venue. There was a sudden high-pitched goose call outside the gate, and with unspeakable reluctance, the first black swan fluttered its wings and flew in.
Master Xia: "!!!"
The second, the third, flamingos and red pandas appeared one after another in the black swan group. They were all shouting loudly as they entered the house, as if they were arguing with someone. Zhi Lixuan But regardless of this, after counting the numbers, I almost fainted with joy, not a few! Master Wei's summoning technique is too awesome!
Although for a moment he felt that these embarrassed and angry animals that came in didn't seem to be summoned, but more like being driven, but he quickly dismissed the thought before half a second. !
The Guozi face, who had always been skeptical, was also full of shock at this time, and he couldn't help but silently look at Master Xia, who was sitting beside him.
Master Xia's expression was stiff, his eyes were dull, his face was bloodless, and he stared motionlessly at Wei Xi who put down the magic weapon and left the altar in front of him. He looked like he was already stupid.
Wei Xi ignored him and glanced back. His own employee was riding a goose, riding a goose and scratching his tail. He kept making a driving sound, harassing the animals that were blasted in. Of course, the ordinary people present in this scene were very irritable. People are invisible.
Although the animals were driven in, they still wanted to leave. Zhi Lixuan closed the door and asked Guozimian to call the breeders to bring the cages. However, although the current predicament was resolved, he was still worried: "Master Wei , This is not the first time they have escaped. The selling point of our Forest Zoo is that animals can move freely in divided areas, but now that they are like this, will they be locked in cages to live in the future?"
Wei Xi shook his head in disapproval: "Employees are dissatisfied with their work conditions, and of course they need to communicate. How can they be retained by force, and they won't work hard if they stay."
Zhi Lixuan: "…"
The master was quite reliable just now, why is he saying strange things now
Wei Xi didn't explain it to him, but turned his attention to his strange employees, who were all animals and should be able to socialize.
Pheasant Jing looked at the flamingos and swans at the scene, hesitated for a while, and volunteered: "Chairman, why don't I come?"
Zhi Lixuan heard the voiceover, and was stunned for a while, then shocked again: "Master Wei, there are still people in your view who can communicate with animals?!"
Wei Xi hesitated for a moment, but also knew that the pheasant essence could not be found: "He can talk a little bit."
Pheasant Essence: "… "
The pheasant spirit corrected humiliatingly: "It's bird language."
Zhi Lixuan, no matter what language he was speaking, was inconceivable. He watched in shock as the beautiful young man picked the black swan who took the lead and began to speak.
The voice was so low that he couldn't hear it at all, but the black swan clearly reacted, and his head, which was grooming his feathers, turned to him suddenly.
Then he flapped his wings and quacked a few times, his voice hoarse and indignant.
Zhi Lixuan saw the young man stunned for a while, then turned his head to look at his side with a complicated expression, with a strange expression.
He was seen a little confused: "... what's the matter?"
Young man: "Have you recently changed the feed of Swan Lake to a low-end XXXX brand?"
Zhi Lixuan: "????"
He turned to his partner's face in shock: "What's going on? Why didn't I know? Guang Hao, did you do something secretly?"
Responsible for the purchase of feed for the zoo. Recently, I secretly started to unite with some well-known employees in the park who are rich in Chinese characters. I never imagined that I would be exposed and reported by such a strange object in such a strange occasion. I can't even tell the words I can distinguish myself: "..."
Zhi Lixuan immediately understood, and staring at him became a little angry.
When the young man saw this, he stroked the neck of the black swan soothingly, with a look of contempt on his face: "Why, I wouldn't do it in this broken place if it were me."
The author has something to say: The face of the national character who suddenly encountered exposure: "misstep!"