Seeing that the young man was specially directed by the Lin family to sit in the main seat, the other masters at the table suddenly became more certain of his identity. Seeing that he didn't like to talk, they exchanged expressions, and finally sat on the right side of Wei Xi. Fang's Changxu Taoist priest was the first to speak: "Mr. Lu, I have admired your name for a long time."
Wei Xi glanced at him: "Who's your name?"
"Huh?" Taoist Changxu was stunned by the question, "Aren't you the direct descendant of the Lu family invited by Mr. Lin? Why didn't you call him Mr. Lu?"
"What is the Lu family, what is Mr. Lu." Wei Xi frowned, "I am the 62nd generation head of the Taicang Sect, Wei Xi."
Too... Taicang Sect? What sect is that
Everyone present exchanged glances, and found that no one had heard it before, and their expressions suddenly changed.
Taoist Changxu frowned and asked inexplicably, "You're not Mr. Lu, so what are you doing here?"
Wei Xi picked up his chopsticks, glanced at the dishes on the table, and then looked at the fragrant door not far away.
He answered as a matter of course: "Of course I'm here to eat."
And then really ate it without any adulteration.
Seeing his appearance like no one else, everyone was speechless. They are sitting here, just to recharge their energy before work, who would really come to eat? But Wei Xi not only ate, but also concentrated on his chopsticks accurately, and even did not forget to greet the attendants around him: "What are you doing?"
Inexplicably, the unity and righteousness of being an apprentice of others is still ignorant. Wei Xi can't help frowning when he sees that he is slow to move his chopsticks. This new apprentice I received is good everywhere, but I was a little bit stunned. Not only did I not see the smooth and clever before, but I was often stunned and lost my soul. I wonder if I was easily overwhelmed by the joy of successfully apprenticing as a teacher.
However, his master is indeed more qualified than Wei Dedao. Not only did he not let his apprentice go out to hunt and support himself, but he also had the ability to bring his apprentice out to eat and drink. When the apprentice entered such a master, it was inevitable that he would be overwhelmed with joy.
We should really ask Wei Dedao to study hard.
The others at the table were disappointed when they realized that he was not the "Lu Family" that everyone was waiting for, and the "Taicang Sect" mentioned by the other party was not well known. Of course they all disappeared.
The old man's attitude was not as polite as before. He frowned and sat away a little in disgust. He shook his head and complained to the goddess next to him: "This kind of person can make the Lin family like a guest, I don't know what it is."
He changed his body, like the big brother at the table, but Weixi ignored it, just chomping down and eating half of the dishes on the table in a blink of an eye. Lao Dao was so angry that he blew his beard and stared: "It's really unreasonable!"
The goddess couldn't help but look at Wei Xi's thin body and flat stomach. It was unbelievable that the table of wine and food could be easily eaten by him. As the remaining half of the table gradually disappeared, her eyes gradually changed from envy to envy. became shocked.
Is that human being? There are more than 30 dishes! The braised pork knuckle alone weighed three kilograms. Where did he stuff it after eating it? Not scientific at all!
At the same time, on the Fengyang Town Expressway, which was less than 50 kilometers away from Lin's house, a flamboyant off-road vehicle was speeding.
Lu Wenqing in the driver's seat was humming a song comfortably, but the rock music on the stereo was very light, and Li Rui, his older cousin who was sitting in the co-pilot, sighed helplessly: "Wenqing, your eight-character Yin Qi is too heavy, I really can’t do my job at home. Isn’t this major a good one? Why insist on something that is not suitable for you?”
Lu Wenqing's expression changed, and he stopped humming the song, staring at his cousin fiercely: "Who is not suitable? I think you are too lazy to accompany me to Fengyang. You don't even think about whose fault this is? With so much good business and high pay, you have to take me this backcountry list."
Li Rui was stunned for his unreasonableness: "You are shameless, and you don't care about your own level. Who dares to let you take orders from Beijing? Can't you smash the house's signboard? You don't want to be cheap. business, then you restrain yourself from being so unlucky."
"..." Lu Wenqing stubbornly said, "Who is unlucky!"
"Isn't your bad luck enough?" Li Rui rolled his eyes and broke his fingers for him, "I usually go out, throw money, go up the mountain, fall down, catch ghosts, and be chased and bit by ghosts. I won't talk about those, this time I will be here in Fengyang. The car broke down on the road. Broken down, my friend, your Mercedes-Benz off-road vehicle broke down for no reason! There is no mobile phone signal in the mountain area! If Mr. Shuozong happened to be nearby, we would have bad luck! "
As soon as he said this, Lu Wenqing was also speechless, and couldn't help turning his head to look behind his head.
In the back seat, Mr. Shuozong, who they were talking about, was propping up the window and closing his eyes. He has a good face, the bridge of his nose is so high that he seems to have been sculpted, his eyebrows and eyes as sharp as knives are temporarily closed, and there is a kind of handsomeness in his appearance that he cannot tell his age. This is nothing unusual, after all, there are so many good looks in the world. It is strange that in such a hot season, this person is still wearing long sleeves. He sits calmly, even the angle of his head is meticulous, so he looks like a well-behaved old school, but there are threads of totem patterns extending from the unusually high neckline of his shirt, and his slender neck Climbing all the way to the base of the left ear, looking closely, even the entire back of the right hand was not spared.
The pattern of the totem is obscure, neither like the left blue dragon and the right white tiger in the town house of the big brother on the street, nor like the non-mainstream sadness of the young people in love, but like a twisted rune with no rules to follow, at first glance, Always called Nahan. However, upon closer inspection, the totem is inexplicably hostile, telling a strange coercion that if you look at Lao Tzu one more time, he will make your dog head.
It's a crazy and sane synthesis of paradoxes.
The complex never opened his eyes, but the momentum around him did not weaken in the slightest. He seemed to know everything that was happening around him without even looking, and calmly opened his lips: "Look at the road."
Lu Wenqing shuddered, and immediately sat upright, replacing the music that was so light that it was almost a whisper to the radio.
The host of the car radio slowly broadcasted an accident that occurred on Fengyang Mountain, a famous scenic spot in Fengyang Town today. The accident process was very strange, and the host also stated quite excitedly. It was learned from the mouth of the security guard of the scenic spot. Lu Wenqing was in no mood to listen at the moment, and his attention was all behind.
Regarding this Mr. Shuozong, Lu Wenqing remembered that when he was very young, the other party was already in his home.
At that time, those who followed him were his parents, who were now in charge of most of the Lu family's business. After so many years, when he grew up, his parents gradually faded away, but the other party seemed to have stagnant time. half different.
As the only resident foreigner of the Lu family, outsiders always think that Mr. Shuozong is a cousin or a distant friend of the Lu family. As a direct descendant of the Lu family, Lu Wenqing clearly knows that the relationship between the other party and his own family is far more complicated than guessed. .
Not to mention the parents who are always cautious in front of each other, even the ancestors of the Lu family who have been out of the mountains all the year round have to respect this person. Compared with relatives, Lu Wenqing felt that their attitude towards Mr. Shuozong was more like a rare treasure enshrined at home. And Mr. Shuozong is indeed very different from ordinary people. Not to mention the strength and face of the other party, the unique good fortune alone is something that Lu Wenqing, who has been unlucky for more than 20 years, cannot reach in his life.
This time, the car they drove to Fengyang broke down on the highway halfway. They couldn't reach the village or the store, and the mobile phone had no signal. They had already desperately accepted the reality of walking dangerously on the highway. Who knew that Mr. Shuozong was unexpectedly there. Nearby, after the two sides met, the other did not say a word, opened the car door and sat inside—
The car miraculously ignited.
Lu Wenqing has a light character and heavy yin. When he was a child, even the wild ghosts on the side of the road dared to bully him to death, even if he could share a little bit of luck with this person—
This thought made him think far, he hurried back to his senses, only to find that he had been in a daze for so long, the car was still driving straight as a line, the front was empty, and there was no obstacle in sight.
It is estimated that it is the blessing of Mr. Shuozong sitting on the truck again.
The co-pilot's cousin Li Rui whispered at this time: "Hey, after all, you have some ideas in your heart. The Lin family is the first order you received. You have to complete it yourself, right? I can't take you by hand forever."
Lu Wenqing was even more worried. At times like this, even if he was reluctant, he could only admit that he really wasn't talented enough to learn Yin-Yang. His parents and brothers and sisters at home have taught for so many years, and he has only come up with some knowledge in Feng Shui planning. But it may be that he was bullied by wild ghosts a lot when he was a child. His psychological shadow is always difficult to overcome. Once the trouble is not limited to Feng Shui, he can psychologically frighten himself to death first, let alone surrender. other side.
Lu Wenqing gritted his teeth: "Maybe it's just a problem with the furnishings in his house."
Li Rui sneered: "Not necessarily, you haven't seen the two couples exhausted and exhausted, tsk tsk tsk, it's like being stared at by a ghost."
As soon as Lu Wenqing heard those two words, he felt a gust of wind, and the arm holding the steering wheel got goosebumps.
Seeing that his younger brother was so frightened, Li Rui couldn't bear it, but comforted him: "Oh, I'm just scaring you, I'm with you, what's so scary about you. If it doesn't work, there will be Mr. Shuozong! Mr. Shuozong will give you a random magic weapon, which is enough for you to show off your prowess in front of the ghosts and ghosts."
Li Rui felt that he was really witty, and he laughed while talking. Mr. Shuozong, who was always quiet in the back seat, finally opened his eyelids, his eyes were so sharp that there was no trace of sleepiness. In Li Rui's calm sight, the laughter became lower and lower, until it finally disappeared and turned into an embarrassing cough.
Lu Wenqing was also speechless. He wondered if his cousin was mentally retarded to say such illogical things.
How could Mr. Shuozong give him something? It would be nice if he didn't ask him for the money for this repair.
Sure enough, as soon as his mind changed, the gaze that swept away Li Rui's thoughts turned to himself, his gaze was cooler than the overcast wind blown by Li Gui.
Alas, I really can't escape. Lu Wenqing has been with each other with his parents for more than 20 years. Naturally, he knows what it means, and immediately bites the bullet and says, "Don't worry, sir, I will call you when I return to Beijing for the cost of repairing the car this time."
The feeling of oppression on his back that was as heavy as Mount Tai finally disappeared.
Lu Wenqing was about to cry, almost crying.
The price of asking Mr. Shuozong to sell is not cheap. This trip to Fengyang is absolutely in vain, maybe he has to post a lot.
The first time I took an order, I made a loss-making business. What is this called
***
In the old house of the Lin family, thanks to Weixi's blessing, the banquet started and ended quickly. The long-bearded old man said that his chopsticks were a little slower. He didn't eat anything from the beginning to the end, and left the table hungry.
The reason is that he doesn't care about the food anymore, and it's okay to feel bad at this time.
The promised time was about to come, but the invited Lu family members were still missing. Mrs. Lin was a little anxious, and the old man with a long beard said with a dark face: "I wait for precious time, and there is no reason to wait forever."
Seeing his tough attitude, Mrs. Lin could not delay any longer. She could only signal the servants to leave, and sat in the living room with her son and daughter-in-law.
Lin Hanyang and his wife looked at Wei Xi frequently. In private, they wanted to ask Wei Xi to take action. The other mages in the room were only dismissed because of their mother's bad face. While picking up the magic weapon, Wei Xi took a can of Coke and sat leisurely in the corner of the hall with unity.
The old Taoist instructed his apprentice to place the incense table, and seeing this scene, the disdain on his face became more obvious.
Wei Xi also didn't understand what this group of people were doing in a mess. It was just catching a group of little devils. It took so much effort.
Thinking of this, he took another sip of the strange drink in his hand, and was instantly dazed by the cold and bouncing sweetness in his mouth. It was the most wonderful taste he had ever tasted in his life.
Wei Xi sighed, the fairy wine is nothing more than that.
Tuanjie didn't eat anything just now, but he was still in a trance after a meal. He squatted beside Weixi, watching him smack the coke with gusto, and looked around the building that he didn't have time to look at just now. Looking around the house, I admired a little: "Big brother—"
Weiss looked at him.
"...Master." Just call it, anyway, there will be no less meat, Tuanyiyi has always been generous, "Master, I can't see it, you are quite powerful!"
It's also a scam. You steal a battery car by sneaking the lock and pretending to be a blind man to beg for food. When the other party deceives you, he deceives the villa. What a fat sheep!
Wei Xi was flattered, but he still didn't change his face, but quietly straightened his back a little bit.
Very urbane!
*****Second update******
The mages in the center of the living room have already begun to show their magical powers by crossing the sea, dancing gods, singing scriptures, spreading dog blood, and offering roosters to the sky. Let the Lin family drink it, but once they got down, everyone still looked solemn, obviously nothing to gain.
The long-bearded old road standing next to him snorted at this moment: "I dare to show you the tricks of carving insects, so let's all get out of the way!"
Everyone was unhappy with his arrogance, but the old Taoist did have some skills. After muttering to himself in front of the incense table for a while, he held the peach wood sword and pointed at the door that Wei Xi had been paying attention to, signaling his disciples to go up and open it. .
He took out a piece of talisman paper, took a breath between his hands, and the talisman paper floated up and flew towards the room.
Tuanjie carefully observed what kind of new trick this was. After looking for a long time, he couldn't see where the fishing line was hanging. He rubbed his arms: "Master, do you feel as if the temperature has dropped again."
Wei Xi ignored him, his eyes fixed on the open room.
The moment the talisman paper floated into the room, it spontaneously ignited without fire, and then a cloudy wind appeared out of thin air, blowing the burnt talisman back into the living room.
Everyone else in the room was shocked by this scene, but the long-bearded old man smiled confidently: "It's really here."
His voice fell, the air in his field of vision began to distort, and countless fine ashes began to gather in one direction, until they gathered into a blurry black shadow.
Unity: "?"
The black shadow howled mournfully and rushed towards the old Taoist priest!
Unity: "????!!!!!!"
The old Taoist immediately started to fight with the peach wood sword and the black shadow. The scene was really thrilling. The black shadow rushed to the left and right. Under the peach wood sword, he also spat out blood with a pale face.
But the group of black shadows was finally shattered by him, he wiped the corners of his mouth and looked arrogant: "But that's it."
After watching the scene, everyone present was horrified. Even Lin Hanyang, who never believed in ghosts and gods before, looked at him with awe: "This... Is this solved?"
The old Taoist snorted softly, and his apprentices showed proud expressions on their faces, and explained proudly: "Of course, what is this little trouble to the master? Don't worry, Mr. Lin, your family is not going well. It's the wild ghosts, and now the wild ghosts are scattered, of course your predicament is solved."
Mrs. Lin was overjoyed, and immediately went to the front to pour tea and water to express her condolences and thanks. The other warlocks also went to congratulate her ashamed. The old Taoist glanced at everyone's respectful eyes, and then glanced at Wei Xi, who was sitting alone in the corner without any movement.
Tuanyiyi was probably the only person present outside the situation, and he was completely stunned at this time: "This... this fuck... just that fuck... what the fuck is that?!"
He turned his head to look at Wei Xi next to him, but found that Wei Xi had no intention of answering him. He still stared at the large room with burning eyes, and his eyes seemed to be more excited than before.
Unity righteousness felt a little stunned for some reason, giving birth to a deep sense of ill will.
The old man might have noticed something, and raised his head abruptly in many flattering voices.
When everyone didn't understand what was going on, the room that had been beaming just now fell into a bottomless cold again.
The voice disappeared instantly, but a voice came from somewhere in the empty room: "Hee hee."
The laughter was charming and charming, and I don't know how a beautiful woman can express it, but the people present did not have the courage to appreciate and reverie. The least timid old lady Lin was so scared that her face was blue and she covered her chest. Out of breath.
Lin Hanyang stammered and asked, "Wang, Wang Daochang, what's going on?!"
The old Taoist didn't answer, just picked up the peach wood sword with a solemn expression, and his eyes were fixed in one direction.
In the room with the door open, a vague shape appeared again, but this time it was different from the last time. More than a cloud of black air appeared, it became clearer and slender, until finally, a seemingly The slender figure of a woman's body.
The old Taoist's face changed immediately, and he called it firmly: "Fengyang Xian."
The surroundings rustled, and someone asked, "What is Fengyang Immortal? Immortal?"
The goddess is worthy of being an old gossip, and immediately explained it like a lot: "What immortal, a female ghost who died on Fengyang Mountain, but she has a lot of experience, so she just gave her an honorary title. I heard that in order to become a human being, she swallowed it ten years ago. She lost an entire village, causing the Fengyang town government to be in turmoil at that time, and invited many mages from surrounding cities to hold seminars. But she immediately hid after that, and it seems that she failed to become a human being. "
1. Residents of a village! Everyone was almost urinating when they heard it: "Can this, this, this king be able to stand it?"
"It's definitely fine, everyone has to believe him." The goddess said as she began to pack her things: "I still have something to do, I'll go first."
However, where could she get away, Feng Yangxian glanced at him, and laughed secretly: "I live here well, and I'm quite satisfied with everything, you group of people suddenly broke in, and again Chicken blood is dog urine, it stinks everywhere, and it kills my foot-washing maid, come here if you want, and leave if you want to, do you think this is an elevator?"
After speaking, she raised her hand, and the wind whistled, and dozens of black shadows that were exactly the same as those slaughtered by the old Taoist gathered behind her.
The goddess suddenly turned pale, not to mention the old Taoist priest. He had already reached the end of the fight when he killed that kid just now, but how could he know that the thing he was exhausted from playing just now was only one of the other's younger brothers.
He immediately raised the peach wood sword and pulled out all the talismans in his pocket at the same time, but he couldn't resist Feng Yangxian's means at all. The female ghost tilted her head, her long hair wandering like a snake, completely ignoring the peach wood sword he had opened up, entangling him and dragging him into the room.
Everyone in the house was so frightened by this scene that they screamed and ran away. Not a single one of the tall people who were crawling all over the floor dared to step forward to support, and all those who could move frantically rushed to the one furthest away from the crime scene. corner.
As a firm materialism, Unity is incompatible with the magic sticks in the house. Now watching the special effects blockbuster on the spot, I am even more dizzy and my mind is blank. He was as quiet as a stuffed chicken amid the screams of the swarming crowd, but at this moment, a huge force hit his shoulders and lifted him up into the air.
After the old Taoist was dragged into the room, he felt that he was smashed to the ground again. Feng Yangxian's long hair was so dense that he almost suffocated. It was pitch black in front of him, and he could only hear the screams of the crowd outside, knowing that no one was going to be of any use. At that moment, his mind flashed the marquee of his own life, and he couldn't help sighing - my life is over.
However, after waiting for a while, what greeted him was not Feng Yangxian's sharp teeth, but an angry scolding from the other party.
"Bold!"
The hair wrapped around him also suddenly loosened. The old Taoist lay on the ground and slowly dazed. He raised his head. At first glance, he saw the stunned black shadows around him. Then he looked at it again, and almost didn't catch his breath. !
The ragged young man followed him into the room at some point, and was riding on Feng Yangxian's body, his eyes shining brightly, holding Feng Yangxian's head, pulling it up like a radish!
Old Taoist: "?"
Feng Yangxian's younger brothers were also stunned. Only Feng Yangxian was so angry that her neck was pulled so long that it was almost like a chicken's neck, but the man on her body still didn't let go. It was so convenient, she actually stood up and stepped on her back and continued to pull!
Her slender figure was flattened and wide, but the man on her body was so powerful that she could not escape for a while, and the struggle was a little bigger, and the man on his body raised his fist and punched.
The style of the fist was very strange, and when it hit her soul, it felt like a fist to the flesh. Feng Yangxian was so angry that she was about to collapse, her long hair flying all over the sky, and she wanted to take the life of this daring thief.
Wei Xi was so greedy that his saliva was drooling out of her anger, but this Li Gui was very resilient, and he couldn't pull his neck off. Yang Xian attacked the hair, forcing the opponent to raise his face and nibbling directly on his head.
Feng Yangxian was bitten off half of his cheek by him: "... ????"
No, wait, friend, what are you doing? Where's your peach wood sword? Where's your black dog blood yin and yang talisman? You wake up a bit! This is not the procedure you should go for!
The soul is torn apart directly, and the ghost will also hurt. After Feng Yangxian was stunned, he suddenly felt unbearable pain and fear, and frantically howled and struggled.
Wei Xi, however, ignored her roaring and counterattacks at all, holding her rolling body and grabbing her head, bit by bit. Occasionally, the opponent's struggle became too big, and he felt that it was inconvenient to eat, so he swung his arm to give the opponent two punches. Such a ferocious scene scared the bearded old man and the little ghosts in the room almost unable to take care of themselves. The few little ghosts who had turned on the lingzhi and killed like a numb were even more afraid to move, and could only open their mouths and let out sheep-like helpless screams.
When Wei Xi bit Feng Yangxian's chin, Feng Yangxian no longer had the head to shout. This taught him to eat more smoothly, but he suddenly thought of something and stopped.
Wei Xi raised his head and found that the Unity Righteousness that he had brought with him just now was still standing at the door, staring at him in a trance.
Being stared at like this, Wei Xi rarely felt guilty, and always felt that he seemed to be following in the footsteps of Wei Dedao. Therefore, after measuring for a while, he still pulled hard, tearing off half of Feng Yangxian's arm.
"Jie Yi." Wei Xi held down the fierce ghost under him, then handed the arm to his sweet-mouthed eldest apprentice, and greeted lovingly, "Come and eat!"
The voice fell to the ground, and with a bang, Tuanjie had rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.
Wei Xi was stunned for a while, indiscriminately, he swung his arms around Fengyang Xian and punched him.
He said angrily, "How dare you hurt my apprentice!!!"
Feng Yangxian, who had no head and couldn't refute: "..."