Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 70: Too yummy

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Xu Xiaofeng: "..."

Wei Xi: "..."

Others in the car: "… "

Tuanjie hurriedly said: "Please concentrate on driving, stop talking."

The driver hesitated, turned around and drove the car for a while, but couldn't help but turn around and said, "I cheated for the first time and countless times. I was deceived by my wife at the beginning. I believe she was confused for a while, alas! I found out later. Never forgive this kind of thing, you have to leave!"

Xu Xiaofeng on the other end of the phone suddenly moved his voice away: "Are you awake?!"

In the next second, Kuang Zhiming's arrogant defense came from the other end: "...I...I didn't!"

It seems that Kuang Zhiming was in a coma, and when he heard this, he woke up abruptly.

The driver looked gossipy and seemed to want to say something. Tuanjiyi was afraid that if he continued to say it, Kuang Zhiming would die, so he hurriedly pointed forward: "Car, car, car!"

At the moment on the viaduct, the driver was reminded by him to finally concentrate on driving, but he didn't know that his shocking words had attracted the attention of some employees of Taicang Sect, and several ghosts squatting on the roof hung their heads curiously Look out of the car window to see him—

"He said his wife cheated on him..."

"It doesn't seem to be once or twice, no wonder he always thinks his head is green..."

"Oh, it's so pitiful. It's so shameful for people who betray their marriage. I heard Uncle Shen say that our detective agency often receives similar employment. The chaos of the relationship between men and women is really scary."

"Be strong! Uncle! Believe in love!"

The driver drove the car unknowingly, not realizing how many Taicang Zong enthusiastic employees were sincerely encouraging him outside the car window, and a few old ladies even reached out and stroked the top of his head in distress.

But he shouldn't be very happy after knowing that...

Wei Xi ignored his group of nosy-loving employees and asked Kuang Zhiming, who had woken up and was explaining to Xu Xiaofeng that he had not cheated: "Have you caught the person who did it?"

Kuang Zhiming sounded exhausted: "No, I don't know who did it. My mind was blank at the time, and I was almost led away. Fortunately, I suddenly heard a thunder in the sky, and he didn't succeed."

It was very thrilling to say it. At that time, Kuang Zhiming was locked by the ghost, and his soul almost left his body. Fortunately, he and Xu Xiaofeng lived in the Taoist temple recently. He was in deep trouble.

The driver was at a loss for what to do, and left with a blank mind. He couldn't help but snorted lowly, "If you cheat, you cheat. How can a dog man come up with so many reasons."

The Taicang Sect employees all looked at him lovingly, which was obviously a psychological shadow.

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Because of this incident, the car turned and drove to Lianduguan. When Wei Xi and his disciples entered, there were already many people inside. Kuang Zhiming was lying on the bed weakly, and the fellow Taoists who had heard the news gathered around him. Check by his bedside.

Fortunately, nothing happened to Kuang Zhiming, but his soul was damaged and he had a headache. He would be able to recover from bed rest for a period of time.

But the Taoist priests present were still very frightened—the souls were hooked on the Taoist priests! Is this still great? Ordinary Taoist temples have their own righteousness of heaven and earth, and they enshrine the holy master and immortal master. They dare not approach, and dare to enter the lotus temple under the eyelids of the major gods. Needless to say, there must be only the underworld. .

This method is to avoid being too vicious and rampant! Kuang Zhiming lived in the Taoist temple and almost didn't escape, or the heavenly official rescued him after a thunderstorm. What about you? !

Everyone has feelings for each other, and there are many discussions—

"I didn't expect that there is such a means. Please come to the underworld, and you can come and go freely in the temple. How can people be prepared!"

This is really impossible to guard against. Unlike ordinary ghosts, ghosts and ghosts, people are officials and they are not subject to the restraint of folk Taoism. Everyone gathers together to practice, and they may not hinder others if they are exhausted. Therefore, everyone thought for a while after listening, and found that they had nothing to do except pray to the gods and be careful.

But how can the gods appear so easily? It's really that easy, the human world is not the human world it is now.

Everyone couldn't help but feel sad. Wei Xi thought of his family's sect that was listed as a public institution not long ago, and also commented dissatisfiedly on the ills in the industry: "It's just yin and yang collusion, corruption, and the ethos of our Yin Cao Division's units is really bad."

His focus was so special that when everyone heard it, they were all: "..."

A certain Taoist priest who started talking coughed and asked Kuang Zhiming: "This is..."

This is an old Taoist priest in the local Taoist Association and one of the members of the Taoist Association's audit team. He doesn't usually come out to walk around, so he doesn't know Weixi. Kuang Zhiming quickly explained to him: "This is the one I recommended to join the Taoist Association. The chief guard of the Taicang sect."

He had already submitted Weixi's membership information a few days ago.

Wei Xi saw his voice fall, including the old Taoist priest who asked the question, the Taoist priests in the room who didn't know him raised their heads and looked at him.

The old Taoist priest looked a little dumbfounded, looked at Wei Xi up and down for a while, and then asked Kuang Zhiming uncertainly: "That's it... this is..."

Kuang Zhiming nodded weakly.

"Friend Kuang, have you recommended us?" Wei Xi understood Kuang Zhiming's words, "Did the application pass?"

Kuang Zhiming said that he didn't know. At this time, the old Taoist spoke again, and his expression became very strange: "It's mainly expensive... The materials submitted by Guiguan are a bit special, and the differences within the organizing committee are relatively large, and it may be necessary to wait for a while. Just time."

In fact, the real situation is much more intense than what he said. It should be that the entire organizing committee was dumbfounded after Taicang's application materials were handed in. This Taoist temple basically has no formal approval documents, not to mention the construction and approval materials. I can't even provide a Taoist priest certificate, and the Taoist temple address is still set up in a residential area. It is reasonable to say that you can brush it down without looking at it. However, the pile of documents sent by others that have no use for eggs is mixed with a scumbag. A copy of the certificate approved by the Secretary.

What the hell is this certificate? ? At the beginning, the three views of the Taoist priests of the organizing committee were broken. The oldest among them has been in the industry for decades, and they have never heard of this kind of thing that is more charlatan than charlatans. However, I asked to submit recommendations. The Lianduguan of the information, but got a reply that it was given to Weixi by Ming Cha in front of many members of the association. There are a lot of witnesses, which can fully prove the authenticity of the certificate.

This is very confusing. The application documents of Taicang Zong definitely do not meet the original regulations of the Religious Affairs Bureau, but they are also department-level cadres specially approved by the Yin Cao.

The current disagreement within the association is whether to listen to the top or the bottom. It stands to reason that the top must abide by the above rules and regulations, but their industry is special, and a large part of the work involves the bottom...

The old Taoist priest recently lost half of his baldness because of this hair loss. At this time, he suddenly encountered this strange person in the industry, and his pupils were shaken, and he didn't know how to deal with it for a while.

Wei Xi just thought worriedly under his gaze, the Taicang sect is indeed limited in scale, and it is not easy to gain recognition in the industry...

There were also Taoist priests with unknown circumstances in the crowd. After checking the situation of Kuang Zhiming, he was very worried. In addition, Kuang Zhiming guessed that this should be revenge after the seminary was broken up and asked to replace him. If they succeed, they will not give up. I heard that the one who was forced out of the replacement was the Daoist Guardian? The Xiusheng Religion can ask for the messenger, and the method is so strange.

At first, it was indeed Wei Xi who punched Tan Fu with two fists. Now that Kuang Zhiming has been clearly targeted, Wei Xi is indeed worried about this, and immediately nodded cautiously: "Thank you, I will be careful."

The old Taoist squinted at him, and the feelings in his heart are indescribable - you must be so strong, do you know what the position of a division-level cadre is? In a room full of you, you are a little leader who is editing, you must be careful, and you are the one who needs to be the least careful.

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However, the more unexpected the target, the more likely he is to be targeted, and not everyone is as well-informed as the Taoist Association review team that was destroyed.

When Wei Xi returned from Lianduguan, he felt that there seemed to be something staring at him outside the car. He looked around, but it was full of cars and found nothing.

He sent a few ghost employees who hadn't left to look, but couldn't see anything, a more sensitive little ghost just said to him: "I seem to smell a bit of the same kind of breath, but I don't know where. "

Wei Xi frowned and wanted to get out of the car to check, but he grabbed his arm, and the second apprentice pinched his finger out of the car window, and the feeling of being peeped disappeared instantly.

The second apprentice said lightly: "Clown jumping beams, don't bother, it's too late, go back to rest."

Seeing that he didn't take the other party seriously, Wei Xi didn't take it to heart, sitting next to his apprentice, guessing on the way: "I don't know who the person who hooked Kuang Zhiming's soul."

The apprentice's hand slid down his arm, wrapping his palm in the darkness, and he lowered his eyes and muttered in a low voice, "It doesn't matter who it is, it won't let you have an accident."

Unity in the back seat was a little worried: "What if they also hook our master's soul?"

"Oh." Junior brother sneered, "Then let's try it."

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Outside the car, at the other end of the distant elevated, staring at a tall and thin man outside the car window, he was thrown back into the seat without warning, and after struggling to get up, his eyes went black and he spat out blood. Come.

The companions in the car were all frightened and asked him in panic: "What's going on?!"

The tall and thin man frowned tightly and covered his eyes. He said in pain, "He was too vigilant. He didn't know what powerful magic weapon he used, but he cut off my clairvoyance at once!"

"But it won't vomit blood..." a little fat man murmured, "Senior brother, I didn't succeed in hooking Kuang Zhiming's soul just now, and I didn't succeed in taking a peek this time. Do you think our level is too bad."

"Fart!" The tall and thin man said angrily, "My method was passed down by my master, how dare you question it!"

The little fat man was a little aggrieved by his yelling: "...Master, isn't the master also unable to get up because he was asked to lie down on the bed for the backlash? Maybe it's because our teacher's door is full of food..."

The tall and thin man obviously has a sense of collective honor. He was so angry that he couldn't speak, and scolded shiveringly: "Shut up! Shut up! You know the shit!"

The little fat man didn't dare to say any more. A pockmarked face beside him asked, "Senior brother, which sect are you targeting? Why is it so powerful?"

The lanky man calmed down his anger, frowned and thought, and recalled: "When I heard them leave Lianduguan, someone seemed to mention what it was called Taicang Sect."

A certain companion in the car was stunned: "I don't seem to have heard of it! Isn't it just a little-known Taoist temple?"

"Impossible!" The tall and thin man finally regained a little strength, supported his body to sit steadily, and analyzed with a gloomy face, "The capital Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, those who haven't heard the name are not necessarily small in scale, on the contrary, their methods are so powerful, It's more like a hidden Taoist view, Kuang Zhiming usually has occasional activities outside, we can only get his birth date to entice the soul, this Taicang sect's guardian Taoist will probably be even more..."

Before he finished speaking, the little fat man looked over with a bewildered expression on his phone—

"Senior brother, are you talking about this Taicang Sect? They don't seem to be very secretive."

The tall and thin man was interrupted for analysis, and before he had time to get angry, he looked at the phone that the little fat man held up in front of him—

Taicang Zong V: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] Zongmen Weibo fans have exceeded 300,000! If you forward this blessing mantra, you will get different good luck. On New Year's Eve, a disciple will give away the heart-clearing mantra drawn by the head Weixi!

Thin and tall man: "..."

The little fat man took back his phone and swiped while muttering something: "Ah... that's amazing, the head of their sect actually acted in a play before. He's so handsome, he's a star, and Baidu Encyclopedia, wow."

Thin and tall man: "..."

Little Fatty: "Baidu Encyclopedia is very detailed, even the height and birthday. Brother, is this the character we are looking for?"

Thin and tall man: "..."

Little Fatty: "The first Weibo of their sect was posted more than a month ago, and it seems that it was established at that time, so Senior Brother, we are still too bad, right?"

The tall and thin man grabbed his mobile phone with gritted teeth: "... Now, now, shut up for me!"

****

Tuanyiyi was editing the photos of his sect’s employees’ collective expansion activity today and was about to post on Weibo, when he suddenly thought of something: “Master, the Baidu Baike edited by your fans before seems to have a date of birth, do you want me to delete it?”

When Wei Xi heard the words, he probed over and took a look, and found that it was the birthday of the little unlucky guy hanging on it. He waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about it."

"Really?" Tuanyiyi seemed to understand, "I see that Daoist Kuang and the others said it so seriously today, and they thought that the birthdate of the eight characters could not be known casually to others, so there is no such statement?"

Wei Xi yawned, fell asleep holding the bag of potato chips, and answered vaguely, "It depends on the situation."

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It was late at night, and it was the time of a good dream, but there were still people who had not slept. Incense was lingering in the house, and countless coins and ingots were burned in the brazier. Amidst the confetti and ashes flying all over the house, there was a sudden sound that broke the silence.

Little Fatty and Pocky squatted beside the brazier with trembling faces, while the tall and thin man smashed his mobile phone and jumped furiously in the dark room: "This character belongs to a dead person!! It's actually a dead person!! "

His body hasn't recovered yet, but his anger has unleashed his infinite potential, and the pain in his chest and eyes can't stop him from jumping. Enduring sleepiness and exhaustion all night, he got such a result. He couldn't accept it, his eyes were red with anger, and he yelled: "Liar!! You bastard!!! No wonder you dare to put the characters on Baidu Encyclopedia!!! It's actually fake!!!! It made me busy for nothing!!!!"

Mazi squatted beside the brazier with dark circles on his face and was busy burning paper money for the messenger. Hearing his brother's roar that was about to explode, he couldn't help muttering: "I heard from entertainment gossip reporters before that some female stars will be there when they get older. Age fraud, I didn’t expect male stars to do the same, that Daoist guard looks very young in the photos, it’s all fake, and the entertainment industry is too difficult.”

The little fat man squatted beside him, his head a little bit so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyelids, he asked in a daze: "... Who knows, didn't the last one not hooked? Maybe it's just too bad senior brother , I won't be able to hook the soul."