In Taicang Zongli, Tuan Yiyi was also very moved after listening to Master's idea of Zongmen's advertisement, but considering the actual situation, he could only explain to Master with his fingers—
"No, Master, advertising is not the same as online promotion. It can only be released after the TV station has approved it. Ours is a feudal superstition, so the content is not good. The Cultural Affairs Bureau cannot let us go on TV. If it is possible, I must have mentioned it to you. , as for the hard work of network marketing?"
Outside Taicang Zong, in the biting cold wind—
The tall and thin man, wrapped in clothes, stood in the corner of the community from a distance, peeking at the believers who were offering incense at the entrance of the Taicang sect.
The smell of the incense floated in front of him, making him sneeze, and the little fat man on the side looked at the Baidu Encyclopedia page with his mobile phone and said, "Look, I'll say it's not a hidden world, and the address is written in the introduction. Woolen cloth."
Mazi's face was rather shocked: "This is not hidden from the world, this is simply irregular! Look at the lotus temples, they are all scenic spots and historical sites, and this Taicang Sect actually opened in a residential area! What's the situation! "
The little fat man was very dejected: "I just said that we are too bad, and we can't even beat such a target. Brother, I think your ability is average. Instead of fighting them, you might as well report them to the police for illegal business operations!"
Pock-faced hurriedly said, "Don't fool around, you forgot about us..."
"Oh, yes." Little Fatty suddenly realized, "We are also a cult."
"Shut up!" The tall and thin man was so angry that his eyes were red, he scolded the exchange between the two junior brothers, and gritted his teeth: "It's actually... It's true... How is this possible... "
Is Taicang Zong really a small Taoist temple that has just opened for business? ! And according to the information they inquired about, the owner of the house is actually the father of the Daoist guard. Their family’s daily life from head to toe can’t see the slightest element related to religion, one by one doing business all day long, playing mahjong Playing mahjong, racing in the bar, and the only one in charge of the sect business, Wei Xi, who studied at the university and majored in acting. After graduating, he has been in the entertainment industry for a long time. What does this mean—
On behalf of his proud Qianlimu, it was actually broken by such a half-assed person. This is more than an ordinary humiliation!
At this moment, even the tall and thin man couldn't help but wonder if his past abilities were just illusions, and if the rituals he had done were just coincidences, so he no longer had the confidence to refute his younger brother and say that he was very good. Then, he only hated and said: "If the master was not seriously injured by the backlash..."
"Hi!" The little fat man comforted him, "Isn't the master's request to be replaced by them, too? Maybe the master can't beat him. Don't be sad, brother."
Thin and tall: "… "
The tall and thin man said desperately: "Shut up, you can't just forget about it. The most urgent task is to get the real birthday of the guard."
He is still angry enough to say this. The stars are really all liars, and they even tell the fans that their birthdays are fake. Is it worthy of the support and trust of the fans? What else is true in the entertainment industry!
The little fat man snorted: "Senior brother, do you still want to do something? Why don't you go, we are not good enough, what if we still can't beat it?"
The tall and thin man looked at him coldly: "Don't forget, we still have Mr. Ming Chai. If it's a big deal, go directly into his view and lock him away. You can't trust me, can't you trust Master?"
The underworld's messenger is the most secret and unannounced network of the Seminary Sect. The little fat man stopped talking when he heard it. He had seen the scene where the master was chatting and laughing with the gloomy messenger. They are civil servants of the underworld, so it goes without saying that Daoist Kuang from Lianduguan would have been beaten by the gods in his temple if he hadn't been struck by thunder.
He then asked loudly, "Then, senior brother, what are you going to do this time? Go directly to them to observe the practice, and you will definitely be kicked out before you finish it."
The tall and thin man said gloomily: "Their family believes in ghosts and gods so much that they even choose to open a Taoist temple in their own home... Look at it, I have my own way."
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The descriptions of their brothers and sisters are a bit embarrassing, mainly because they don't know what's going on in the past few days, and their ID cards will be checked immediately in any hotel they stay in. They have special identities, and they must be afraid when they encounter this kind of thing, so every time they turn around and run away, and later they dare not stay in regular hotels. They choose to live in those dilapidated guest houses that do not need to be registered. After a few days, they have already been tossed. get exhausted.
But in order to fool people, the tall and thin man brought his two junior brothers to patiently tidy up, put on the most formal Taoist robe, and followed Wei Tianyi and others who left the Wei family to the hospital.
The tall and thin man held a rounded gossip plate, and stood at the door of the hospital looking at the couple who got out of the car, and he did not forget to teach his juniors and disciples by words and deeds: "Do you know that our seminary was originally just a Why is the marginal sect able to establish a foothold in Xinnan now, and why was the master chosen by the master to inherit the mantle and carry forward the sect and gain the respect of so many believers?"
The little fat man smiled: "Who doesn't know that, didn't Master do pyramid schemes somewhere before he started teaching?"
Thin and tall: "… "
Mazilian hurriedly said: "No, Master is talented. I heard that Master Master's ability to control the shadow soldiers was learned not many years after entering the teaching. The magic is still powerful, and it has helped many believers solve their troubles."
Little Fatty: "Yes, but I think the main thing is to be social, know how to be a human being, or how can I have a good relationship with Lord Mingchai, the master does not have the ability."
The tall and thin man interrupted unbearably: "...Shut up, because Master knows how to teach according to his aptitude! Master told me that the means of developing believers must not be simple and rude, and should be different from person to person."
The little fat man and the pockmarked face shut up: "Huh?"
Mazi's face was straight and his back was straight, and he looked coldly at the couple who approached in the distance: "For example, a villager in the countryside, who can't read big characters, you just need to tell them that being religious will make them rich and prosperous, and then give them some small favors and teach them. Famen Qigong, let them see the effect of strengthening their body, they will be convinced of us. Another example is the old age, the body is weak, as long as we can make them believe that they can live a long life and can give birth to a good child in the next life, they will take the initiative to grasp it. Staying with us is like grabbing a life-saving straw. Not to mention those who are in trouble, those who seek money, those who seek life, as long as they can grasp their weaknesses, they will be easy to conquer.”
Mazi face seemed to have realized something, and he also looked at Wei Tianyi and his wife: "Then they belong to..."
The tall and thin smiling, matched with a fine Taoist robe, became more immortal: "If they have money, of course they are seeking their lives, otherwise why would they come to the hospital together? Whether it is for treatment or physical examination, people who come to the hospital, Most of them are here to ask for their lives.”
Many patients and their family members who seem to be troubled by the disease are indeed paying attention to them secretly, and Mazi's face is eager to try: "Then are we going to talk to them now?"
The tall and thin man glared at him: "Don't lower your worth. Since their family chooses to worship gods and Buddhas at home and pray for their blessings, they will naturally notice us when we appear here."
As soon as he finished speaking, he instantly straightened his expression and assumed the attitude of an expert in the world. The next second, he saw the couple who came together—
He walked over in front of him without squinting, not giving one more out of the corner of his eye.
Thin and tall: "… "
Pock face: "..."
Little Fatty: "Senior brother, what should I do?"
The tall and thin man was silent for a while: "Maybe there are too many people who didn't notice us... If the mountains don't come, I will, I will go to the mountains!"
The little fat man hesitated a little: "Will he lower his worth..."
The tall and thin man couldn't bear it any longer, and turned his head to glare at him: "Then what if you don't!"
Little Fatty: "... Then let's go down."
Wei Tianyi walked into the hospital with a cold face, and felt that he was about to explode in place with his eldest son's anger. Who would have thought that he was stopped by someone while walking so well. When he turned around, he saw three guys in Taoist robes. . When he saw the robes that represented feudal superstition, he was angry - it wasn't enough to have a son in the family who was smoky all day long. How could you come across such a special group in a hospital!
The liar at the head also said to him: "Sir, I see bad luck circling your brows vaguely..."
Wei Tianyi swung him away angrily: "Fuck off! Stop acting like a ghost!"
The tall and thin man who was waved away: "… "
He stared blankly at Wei Tianyi, who walked away with his wife like a ghost after he waved him away. He thought that this was impossible. After all, he was a faithful fellow, so how could he treat himself like this
The little fat man behind him sighed at the pockmarked face: "Alas, our senior brother can't do it well, and it's not very good to preach."
The tall and thin man almost gnashed his teeth when he heard it. He lowered his voice and said angrily, "I don't think they are treating a disease, but more like they are here for a medical examination. Keep up! There is always a chance!"
The little fat man was worried: "I don't even have a cure, how can I still have a chance?"
The tall and thin man sneered: "I don't believe that they are so old that they can't be in any physical condition. If they find something wrong, don't they have a chance?"
As a result, the words became a prophecy, they secretly followed behind Wei Tianyi and his wife, and they saw a scene that shattered their three views.
Wei Tianyi was not much less shocked than they were, holding the medical examination sheet and repeatedly asking the doctor: "Really? Isn't my blood sugar and blood pressure always high? How can the indicators be so normal this time?! He even went to a party and drank wine!"
The doctor was also very surprised: "Yeah, I am also very surprised. I still have the last data on file, but Mr. Wei, your current physical condition is very good. Your blood pressure, blood sugar and lipids are completely within the health standards. Your wife Also, the whole person is very good from physical state to mental state. During the last physical examination, there was still a little symptom of premature ovarian failure, like she was about to enter menopause early, but this time, not only did she disappear early, she even fell off a little The hair in the state has become so dark and thick. I want to ask how the two of you maintain it."
Wei Tianyi was speechless, how could this be possible? Originally, when a person reaches middle age, his body will be weakened. His temper and busy work make this situation even more prominent. What about high blood pressure, high blood sugar, impaired liver function, etc., but there is no such thing as death, but there are always a lot of small problems that can entangle people, how can they just disappear
The doctor asked him how he took care of it. He thought hard, but couldn't think of it at all, but something vaguely came to his mind—
To talk about the recent changes in his living conditions... At most, the eldest son started a strange company at home, and he ripped off all the grass in his garden and planted other things. Among the things planted in the garden, there seems to be a tea with a strange name. The guests who come to the house buy it frequently and often drink it in the yard. Invitation to drink two glasses, the taste is indeed very special...
Yes, Shu Wanrong usually accompanies guests and drinks a lot. But this, this is just a relatively rare tea... How can it really be healthy
He thought of that thing in the garden that made him dizzy every day, and strangely contacted him recently, who seemed to have failed to faint no matter what his eldest son was angry with. Proof that the body has become healthy...
The tall and thin man followed the whole process, and he was stunned at the moment. This physical condition is completely unscientific. How should he start
The little fat man blushed with admiration: "Why are you so healthy... It's great, our master's prostate is not good, and psoriasis and corns often recur. If it wasn't for his health, he wouldn't have been asked for a backlash. down woo woo woo…”