Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 78: Believe in Science

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Mr. Gu said in his heart that the performance of Daoist Quan today is really not right, and his speech is strange.

It was a pleasant surprise that the tomb robber was arrested by Mr. Gu before he woke up. In fact, they pretended to be quite secretive, and the people at the scene didn't even think about it because they were afraid. These two veterans might not be able to guess who reported them to them when they were sentenced. The rest of Professor Li woke up from confusion and saw the people in this room, acting a little dazed: "What's wrong with me?"

He only remembered that he came to the site in the morning to explore, and some students reported that there seemed to be people lying in a certain tomb. Worrying about the danger in the undeveloped mausoleum, he stopped the students from entering for inspection. After inspection, he found that the two were just fainting and did not stop breathing, so he helped them to rescue them together.

The moment he stepped out of the tomb, he didn't know what was going on. He vaguely heard a vague roar from the sky, and when he woke up, he was already lying here.

All right, what's going on here? Professor Li thinks it is very mysterious.

Hearing his incomprehensible question, the warmhearted Unity Yi immediately tried to help explain, but he was stopped by Mr. Gu.

Mr. Gu said with a smile: "Professor Li, there is a lack of oxygen in the tomb. You fainted for a while just now, and your blood pressure was found to be a little higher. Did you not rest for a long time?"

Professor Li: "So it is."

This is obviously not the truth, not to mention unity and righteousness, Wei Xi looked at him sideways, Mr. Gu shook his head gently at them: "There are some things, we can't let them know, part of our department's work content is to resolutely implement socialist core values."

Wei Xi: "What?"

"Haha." Mr. Gu felt that it was embarrassing to say this just after going through all these things, so he simply took out a business card and handed it over, "But these years have been a bit uneven, Daoist Wei can take a look at our main push when you have time. Your local Taoist Association has helped us a lot, and the last issue was done by Taoist Master Quan and his Taoist temple behind the scenes.”

Wei Xi took a look next, and the front of the business card was printed with huge four characters "Believe in Science".

Weixi asked the second apprentice, "What is this? Have you seen it?"

Second apprentice: "... I have seen it."

Not only have I watched it, but I have also helped film it before, of course not in my current capacity.

Tuanjie came over to take a look, and said in amazement, "I've seen this show too, but it was actually done by Mr. Gu?"

Mr. Gu laughed more and more embarrassedly: "Smiling."

"The last issue..." Tuanjie recalled, "Oh, there is a villager in Qingshui Village who often wakes up for no reason and finds himself soaking in his own well. In the end, the show was filmed for four full episodes and played for nearly 200 minutes. Bgm deserves it. It was especially terrifying. In the end, I came to the conclusion that she would sleepwalk at night. She ran to the well to drink water by herself. She stuck her head by the well and couldn't drink until she couldn't drink it, so she would accidentally fall down every time. Yours, I think it's very nonsense when I see it."

Mr. Gu: "...mainly because I can't think of a better reason."

What Unity realized: "… so isn't that the reason?"

The old Taoist Master Quan Yongzhen said silently: "There is a ghost in the well, and I want to find a substitute at night. The hostess of that house is the best match for her. Fortunately, her water is good, and she instinctively paddles when she falls asleep. Call it a success. Later, I went to Qingshui Village to get rid of that ghost, and nothing happened again."

"No wonder the film crew said that the client was cured of somnambulism after treatment, and I also said what was the inexplicable plot..." Unity said speechlessly, "In the last issue, I always heard strange noises that night, and the reason was the next door. The owner's mobile phone alarm set the wrong time, as a result, the neighbor's own sleep quality is too good, and he has not found that period... "

Mr. Gu: "A female corpse was built into the wall of his house."

"The last reason for the unprovoked opening of the curtains in the residents' homes was the period when the curtain rods were installed crooked and slid away by themselves..."

Mr. Gu: "He rushed outside, and some ghost wanted to climb into his house."

Not to mention unity and righteousness, Wei Xi was dumbfounded, is this okay? Unity seems to have opened the door to a new world, and muttered: "No wonder the audience said that the first half of you had high climaxes, and the second half was qnmb. The truth is actually like this."

Mr. Gu sighed: "There's no way. In order to get rid of feudal superstition, we have to use some means. No one reads serious science. But everyone criticizes it, but the effect of this program is very good after it was broadcast. Many cities are buzzing with people. Dissent has been curbed.”

Hei Wuchang is also a manager, but he has some resonance with him: "Sometimes, people don't want to listen to your lectures, and it really has to use some means."

Compared with Yin Cao Si, Yang Jian is much smarter, and he knows how to use soft culture to convey values. Yin Cao Si is always in a frying pan, but it is not useful for others to teach and entertain.

When Mr. Gu got the approval, he was immediately happy. He still remembered the ability of this black suit to invite the Lord of the Land just now. He is a powerful character! So he immediately gave an invitation: "If Mr. Hei is interested, he can cooperate with us for a few issues in the future, and serve as an art consultant for us. It is everyone's responsibility to get rid of the people's feudal superstition."

Master Quan: "..."

He imagined that Hei Wuchang used "Believe in Science" as an art director to dispel superstitions, and the whole person would be suffocated. Why do you let people destroy themselves

Hei Impermanence doesn't think there is anything. It doesn't make any difference to him whether he believes in ghosts or not. He came to seek cooperation with the government, not to gain a sense of existence among ordinary people. When it comes to cooperation, there is no denying the definition.”

Mr. Gu: "????"

What the hell is this? Mr. Gu said sternly: "Then, that's fine. Also, may I ask Mr. Hei's surname? Dare to ask for his full name?"

Hei Wuchang: "My name is Fan Wujiu, and I'm not Hei. Hei Wuchang is just a nickname given by Jianghu."

Mr. Gu: "..."

This expert looks dignified, but it turned out to be unexpected in the second, what kind of impermanence in the world of rivers and lakes. Mr. Gu tried his best to keep his smile unchanged: "Ha! Ha! Yes, it's really different, this name is so suitable for our column group."

He happened to have something to ask the black suit to help, and after the two went out, they still pondered: "If we firmly promote the core values of socialism, how will our sect's advertisements be published, Master?"

"It's okay, Mr. Gu has already agreed." Wei Xi thought of Mr. Gu's attitude just now, and said with great confidence, "He will find a way for us. Right?"

Shuozong: "... um."

Master Quan: "...hehe"

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Outside the car, reporters at the excavation site were carrying equipment and surrounded the archaeologists at the site—

"May I ask why the professor of the archaeological team is in a coma?"

"What about the two comatose people found at the scene? Why did they appear here? Nearby villagers speculated that the cause of their comatose was a curse from an ancient tomb. What do you think about this?"

"Does the legendary tomb curse really exist?"

"Is there a ghost in the tomb?"

The members of the archaeological team were sweating profusely when they were asked these metaphysical questions, and they couldn't resist at all. Some people at the archaeological site were in a coma for unknown reasons. I don't know who was so idle to spread the news on the Internet, which caused rumors and opinions. There are so many guesses like this, the archaeologists and even the little police who came to the scene to maintain public order are a little scared. Archaeology is not easy, especially digging tombs is a relatively mysterious thing. How to explain.

The little policeman couldn't help but start to shake the stability of his worldview. Fortunately, Mr. Gu walked over quickly and began to explain to the camera seriously: "Everyone, don't believe in rumors, Professor Lin has just woken up, It's not life-threatening, it's just that he was too tired at the excavation site, which induced his high blood pressure. In addition, the two villagers we found at the beginning have been proved by us to be tomb robbers, and the reason for fainting is that they got into the closed tomb. Asphyxia caused by hypoxia in the…”

Hei Wuchang was taking care of him and was introduced by Mr. Gu as the accompanying doctor. He was handsome, well-dressed and elite, and the way he nodded his head reassured many people. The little policeman still thinks, this strange young man who has always wanted to see his own leader is also an intellectual, and he is amused by his strange suspicion about the scene just now. Can there really be ghosts? But any viewer who has watched "Believe in Science" will not believe such a baseless thing.

Master Quan watched the scene of Hei Wuchang representing the core socialist values for the world and breaking all feudal superstitions. His whole person was like a leaf in the wind. He couldn't stand it any longer, so he simply took his disciples and members of the archaeological team to dig the Fangtian Huayin.

Fang Tianhuayin was buried in the main seat of the tomb. The moment he was born, his whole body was blood red, exuding an unspeakably ominous aura. However, Director Sima really didn't lie. After pouring a sip of white wine on top of it, the blood-red color of the seal slowly faded, and finally it turned into a white jade texture with a quaint atmosphere.

Taoist Master Quan stared blankly at this letter, which was supposed to be extremely difficult to deal with. Thinking of the process of Taicang Sect just now, he sighed to the point where he was breathless. He had no sense of accomplishment at all.

What the hell is this.

At this time, the members of the archaeological team exclaimed one after another. He looked up and found that in the southwest corner of the tomb where he dug up Fang Tianhua's seal, the archaeological team found a whole box of books.

Professor Li, who was already able to walk on the ground, insisted on following him. At this time, he was so surprised that he was in tears. Ancient books! This is one of the most important discoveries of every archaeological activity!

So he immediately led the students to start the inventory, and from time to time he gave out uncontrollable cheers-"Oh my God! This! This is the "Hou Documents"! Only half of the incomplete copies of the "Hou Documents" complete works are stored in the Beijing Museum!"

"This copybook, my God! It's the original work of Gao Wuming! It's actually the original work of Gao Wuming!"

""Wen Zhengqing Guangji"! There is actually "Wen Zhengqing Guangji" here! There is only one rubbing of this book in existence!"

Every time Professor Li read a book, his eyes became more fiery than the last moment, and his old palms could not help trembling. He was more careful when stroking the covers of those ancient books with gloves than when stroking babies.

After putting away the ancient books he took out, he flipped through the ones below. Afterwards, several ancient books were bound extremely thickly and exquisitely, but he was stunned when he saw the title of the book cover: "The Collected Works of Sima Changqing "? "Sima Changqing's Poems"? Sima Changqing? Who is this poet? Why have I never heard of it?"

As he spoke, he curiously opened these books from unknown authors.

When Old Taoist Quan heard his voice, he suddenly remembered, isn't the surname of the land temple director Sima? Recalling the request from the other party just now, I immediately understood that this was probably the poem and article that the other party said that he wanted to publish and recommend textbooks for primary school teaching.

Director Sima claimed that his literary talent was inferior to Li Bai and Du Fu, and he was full of grief and indignation that he did not meet his talents. Quan Lao Taoist couldn't help but wonder what kind of talent would give him such confidence. He just promised to recommend him as much as possible. Yes, it's also my own family. It is reasonable to say that it is not difficult to recommend articles. After a little bit of operation, I will make the other party popular, and maybe I can form a good relationship with the official of the earth temple in the future. He Leer Why not

Thinking of this, he immediately wanted to recommend a word or two to Professor Li, the largest intellectual present. Although this professor is a full-time archaeologist, he is also well-known in the literary world: "Professor Li, this book..."

In the next second, before he could finish speaking, Professor Li had already closed the book with a strange expression and put it aside.

And asked the students: "How can this kind of book appear here?"

Master Quan: "????"

He approached subconsciously, put on gloves, and opened the book to take a look.

"..."

Old Taoist Quan was even more grief-stricken, and crawled out listlessly—he still had a good relationship, and it was so easy to sign an author, that’s all, how could I be so unlucky.

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As soon as they climbed out of the mausoleum, a big jeep drove to the scene, and the leaders of the small police and their branch finally arrived.

The trouble at the scene has been dealt with almost. The chief and Mr. Gu shook hands and met. The little policeman thought that he had promised to do something black and impermanent before. Now that he is so reliable, he is a little embarrassed that he has just begun to guess about the other party. Now, he took advantage of the opportunity to introduce his director to the other party.

The chief of the small police station, surnamed Xin, greeted Hei Wuchang very kindly under the introduction of his subordinates.

Hei Wuchang listened to his accent and asked with a smile, "Is the new director from Fujian?"

The new director was delighted when he heard his native dialect: "Are you also from Fujian? Where is Fujian? I'm from Fuzhou, Fujian."

Black Impermanence: "I'm also from Fuzhou."

The new director: "Fellow!"

Black Impermanence: "Fellow!"

Old Taoist Quan passing by: "..."

He sighed deeply and long, looked back at the impermanence of speaking in Fuzhou dialect, and the new director, who resolutely spoke for the science of the human world and broke down feudal superstitions not long ago, and looked ahead again. Next to the second apprentice, you take a bite of Weixi, I peel an orange and eat it.

It tastes good, and the oranges are probably quite sweet.

A boss, a colleague, and another... Director Sima, who wants to become popular but is probably never going to become popular.

There is no hope for this line, it really can't go on.

The author has something to say: The new director is very excited: "The fellow! The fellow is a talented person, where is the fellow?"

Little policeman: "Chief! Chief! Are you okay?! Chief, why are you dizzy?!"