Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 80: A true cult

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The overhead was blocked so badly that the car owners complained, and there were a lot of people who were idle and bored and rolled down their windows to watch the fun. When they saw a group of people walking on the elevated, they laughed: "Oh, there are so many Taoists?"

"Who knows, it's probably a traffic jam. Hey, what kind of garbage is the third ring road? I want to go down and take a few steps like them."

Daoists: "..."

In front of the little fat man's cry, there is also the driver's scolding: "Comrade police, this group of people is so weird. When they see a traffic jam, they open the door and run, and they can't call back. Fortunately, this little fat man is fat and can't run fast. , I was caught by me, you must ask him to give me the fare."

While being questioned by the police, the little fat man had to deal with him aggrievedly: "My senior brother called the car on his cell phone, and I really don't have any money on me."

When the driver heard this, he almost died of anger, and he started yelling when he stood there. The car owners in front and back saw the handcuffs on Xiao Chuan's wrist, and couldn't help but stunned: "Huh! Is it so serious to ride a Bawang car these days?"

The Taoists continued: "..."

The police who showed them the way also explained speechlessly: "It's like this, this group of cultists took an online car-hailing ride and wanted to leave the city, but they encountered an elevated traffic jam, probably because they were worried about being caught by us, so they decided to abandon the car and run away. The driver who was chasing the fare chased half of the elevated and pinned down the one who ran the slowest. The latest arrest team arrived after hearing the news and immediately found that he was one of the suspects we were looking for.”

Unity murmured to himself: "...How could they be caught like this, are these people fools?"

Daoist Quan was silent for a while, not knowing who he was honoring: "...It may be that outsiders don't know the road conditions in Beijing."

Wei Xi frowned as he looked at the dense traffic on the bridge, and once again felt some indescribable danger in the world beyond the mountain.

The little fat man burst into tears when he was escorted over, and there was a wound on his face from the online car-hailing driver. After seeing Wei Xi, he trembled even more.

Kuang Zhiming went up and grabbed him: "Where did you take my wife's soul?!"

The little fat man let him sway in shame: "No, it's not with me, it's with my senior brother, they think I'm unreliable and won't let me help."

Kuang Zhiming's eyes were red, and he stared at him stubbornly, and the little fat man was also very wronged: "We didn't expect to be successful, my senior brother is so bad, he couldn't even invite him, but he just ran away because he was unwilling. I wanted to give you a block before leaving, so I invited a group of wild ghosts out. Obviously, most of them were sent to the Taicang sect, and you only divided the three, but who knew that the soul of Xu Daochang was really invited. already."

After speaking, he glanced at the driver of the online car-hailing car who was still staring at him in the distance despite the police's dissuasion, and asked aggrievedly: "Can you all lend me some money, I really don't have any money, my senior brother is now I’m so busy running that I don’t know if I can remember to pay the fare.”

No one paid any attention to his borrowing money, but immediately grasped the point of the previous sentence: "Friend Wei, do you feel unwell?"

Wei Xi was very confused when he recalled it for a while. Apart from a few civil servants from the Land Department, he obviously didn't see a ghost today. He simply called home and asked if anyone in the sect was in trouble. Butler Zhou answered the call. Hearing him ask such a question was quite inexplicable: "Mr. went out for a meeting just now, and my wife was drinking tea with friends in the yard. Shao has just left after cleaning the stone tablet, saying that he has a party to participate in today, and Mike is eating biscuits... Young Master, what are you asking them for?"

Wei Xi hung up the phone and asked Xiao Pang, "You really called the ghosts to come to Taicang Sect?"

"It's definitely impossible to go to your Guanli. My senior brother said that your Guanli is very evil. If you want to do it, you can engage in your Guanli industry. Don't you have a few branches in Baidu Encyclopedia?" He was amazed, "I don't know if I don't check it, but I'm startled when I check it. It's not long since you opened the door, Daoist Guardian. I didn't expect the business scope to be so wide. It's more profitable than our cults."

Immediately present, a Taoist priest took out his mobile phone to search, and he was left speechless by the information he saw in Baidu Encyclopedia. What kind of detective company's haunted house chain... But the situation is critical now, it is not a good time to make them speechless, everyone still quickly He started to analyze: "The detective's business is not clear, the health center is in the Taoist friend's view, and the staff of the brokerage company is complicated. The ghost most likely to be dispatched is the haunted house of the Taoist friend's house!"

The little fat man said, "Why are you so surprised? It's just that this haunted house has a specific address."

Daoists: "..."

Little Fatty: "And my senior brother said that the influence of the Internet celebrity shop is even greater. The business of this haunted house is still so good. If there are rumors of hitting ghosts, it will definitely not be able to open. It can be regarded as a bad breath for us. "

Speaking proudly, he glanced at the Taicang Sect people, and was stunned again: "Hey? Why do you guys look like this?"

Unity: "… "

Wei Xi: "..."

Shuozong: "..."

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Many Taoist priests have solemn expressions: "Fellow Taoist Wei, let's go to Guiguan Haunted House immediately!"

Wei Xi: "Isn't it necessary?"

Seeing him so careless, Taoist Master Quan couldn't help but get anxious: "Fellow Daoist Wei! Your haunted house is open to the public, and the people who visit and play are ordinary people. The Seminary Sect sent ghosts to invade. What should we do if something goes wrong?"

Wei Xi really didn't think it was that serious, but no one at the scene wanted to listen to him. After a wave of confusion, everyone decided to set off for the suburbs on their own. Due to the urgency of the situation, the Taoist priests also asked the police at the scene to support him. police car.

The suburban haunted house was still standing quietly in the distance, and before the car approached, the eyes of the Taoist priests shook, and there were many discussions in their mouths—

"What a strong ghost!"

"It's more gloomy than a wilderness grave!"

Wei Xi looked at it and found that it was fine, isn't it normal? The yin qi is a little heavier, but the recent expansion of the haunted house has caused a few more employees, which is inevitable.

The Taoist priests were staring at the building in earnest, and at the same time, they quickly flipped the magic weapon that they carried. 's screams.

The screams came one after another, full of fear and piercing, and then a few tourists with disheveled hair rushed out of the exit of the haunted house.

"not good!"

The footsteps of the Taoist priests have also accelerated! Run away!

Unexpectedly, before they could get close, the group of tourists who rushed out changed their expressions, looking at their friends and laughing, the fear on their faces was swept away.

The running priests: "????"

The group started laughing at each other—

"Wow, you screamed too loudly just now!"

"You have to shout loudly, okay! My mother's ears are deafened by you!"

"I'm so fun, it's worthy of being an Internet celebrity haunted house, how about going in and playing again later?!"

The Taoist priests slowly slowed their pace amid laughter and laughter, and their expressions became confused—

Original... So it was just a scream during the game? Could it be that the ghosts invited by the seminarians did not enter this haunted house

While hesitating, the exit door of the haunted house opened again. This time, a short and thin man with a pale face walked out. He walked slowly and walked towards the group of tourists with a stiff smile on his face.

The expressions of the many Taoist priests who were still hesitating for a second became solemn again - "Not good!"

The man's muscles were stiff and his eyes were dull. Although he was moving, the soles of his feet clearly did not touch the ground, and his whole body exuded a deadly aura that he tried to conceal but still had traces to follow!

Experienced priests figured it out right away—this is a true drowned!

Their slow footsteps quickly accelerated again, and this drowned man must have evil intentions when approaching the group of tourists!

However, what happened next seemed to be a bit wrong. The group of tourists who were laughing saw the drowned, but they did not show any expressions of fear. Instead, they smiled and took the initiative to speak: "Director, Amway on the Internet is not fraudulent at all, your haunted house. The equipment is really good!”

Hearing the words, the drowned ghost slowly opened a more terrifying smile on his face, then took out a few folded papers from his pocket, spread them out and handed them over: "Really, customer satisfaction is our biggest purpose, this is the right thing to do. Our best evaluation, are you interested in filling out our opinion form? Once the suggestions on the haunted house equipment and game settings are adopted, you can enjoy a 10% discount for the annual tour card."

Daoists: "...???"

Everyone started to feel a little overwhelmed, and stood on the spot with the magic weapon. What's the situation

At this moment, Wei Xi, who was at the end of the team, came up slowly, passed the stunned crowd, and walked straight towards the drowned ghost.

When the drowned ghost saw Wei Xi, he blurted out, "Why are you here, boss?"

Daoists: "..."

The little fat man who was escorted along with him: "..."

Kuang Zhiming, who vaguely recognized the appearance of the drowned ghost: "..."

Kuang Zhiming stared blankly at the drowned ghost: "...how is it you?"

The two sides met when Tan Fu was asked to replace him, and then met at the Gangyue Building. The drowned man also recognized his appearance and was quite surprised: "Master Kuang, why are you here? It's been a long time. long time no see!"

Kuang Zhiming asked stupidly: "...Why are you here?"

"Where am I not here?" Drowned Ghost said, "I work here, and the boss has already promoted me to be the head of the customer department of the haunted house!"

Head of Clients...

Kuang Zhiming's lips trembled, and he looked at Wei Xi in disbelief: "Wei… Fellow Daoist Wei, is this true?!"

Wei Xi nodded: "It works hard, and its staff training is also excellent. Before his death, he studied hotel management, which is a professional counterpart. The promotion decision is the result of the collective vote of the Zongmen employees."

Kuang Zhiming: "...I'm not asking you that!!!"

He knew that Wei Xi's subordinates had received more than 700 ghosts, and he had seen them recruiting on the spot with his own eyes, and he knew that they treated the ghosts very formally and generously. But before that, apart from being speechless, he didn't go to his heart very much. After all, it is not uncommon in Taoism to use this method to take the ghost for himself. In the past, I often heard that some talented people with extraordinary means raised it. Rumors of hundreds of ghosts.

But the reason why these ghosts are called ghost soldiers by Daomen is because they function as thugs! Fighter! !

It was used by the Taoists when they were fighting! ! ! !

It's like the last time when the unfinished building of the Gangyue Building was invited to fight with the aboriginal ghosts. Although the scene at that time was also very speechless, it was right to use it! ! !

He thought that the group of so-called golden mediators who were oriented towards assisting the Taoist priests was the limit, but why did this ghost soldier received by the Taicang Sect work as the account manager in the haunted house for ordinary people? ! ! ? Was it so natural to sell annual cards to customers just now? ! Invite customers to fill out proposals? !

Wei Xi didn't understand his shock, so he simply ignored it and asked the drowned ghost, "Did anything happen in the haunted house today?"

The drowned ghost was stunned for a while, and immediately admired: "Boss, why are you so well-informed? We are doing a new theme today, and there are a lot of tourists. In the afternoon, the on-site staff were a little busy, but I didn't know where to find a group of wild ghosts to help actively. They performed very well, and they rushed in front of the customers when they came in. Just after this wave of work, Manager Shen took them to the second floor for training. "

Kuang Zhiming: "..."

Other fellow Daoists gathered around and asked him in confusion, "Friend Kuang, what's going on?"

Kuang Zhiming muttered to himself: "Don't ask me, don't ask me, I don't know anything, just ask Taicang Sect."

Just as he was talking, another wave of customers screamed and ran out of the haunted house. Like the previous wave of guests, the drowned quickly greeted them and took out proposals and invited them to fill them out. The clients all expressed impeccableness, and two others expressed their willingness to apply for an annual card. The drowned ghost's stiff smile immediately became a little more attentive, and then he entered the room and led out a bloody colleague: "This is our sales manager, and he will serve you to complete the card application."

This is also a ghost! ! ! ! Don't think that your face is so bloody that you can't see your facial features and we won't recognize you jumped off a building! ! ! ! !

The Taoist priests at the scene roared in shock, but the people and ghosts in front of them got along happily. The two young people who proposed to apply for the card also laughed and joked: "The details of your haunted house are really well done. Even the managers of the customer department and sales department have to wear that kind of make-up.”

The ghost who jumped off the building gave a negative laughter: "Everything is for the experience of our distinguished customers."

The customer immediately praised: "I see! It's so sincere! The customer manager's smile just now was specially trained, right? Ordinary people can't laugh so stiffly! It's so good that I can interact with customers! When the ghost head was thrown at my feet just now, he was still blinking, as if he was really staring at me. I will definitely promote it on Weibo when I go back! Such a conscience these days There are not many companies out there!”

People and ghosts are talking about business, and the scene is like a sea of joy!

Daoists: "..."

At this moment, everyone suddenly understood that this is... Taicang Sect... The position provided for the labor force of the Yin Cao Division.

Although the little fat man didn't know what was going on, he was considered a colleague after all, and he was stunned to see the waves of salacious manipulations in front of him. He shrank in the crowd of Taoist priests with his hands cuffed, and looked at Wei Xi, who had already started to read the customer submissions of the haunted house with the drowned, and couldn't help but let out a voice of admiration—

"Taicang Sect is so awesome, it's even more like a cult than us!"

The author has something to say: Local Taoist priests: "I can't refute it!"