Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 82: Unreliable intermediary

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All the Taoist associations in the capital know that Taicang Zong has the formation of Yin soldiers, and his family has raised more than 700 Yin soldiers, so wherever they are placed is the key target of the Taoist Association.

Therefore, in the face of Taoist friends from other cults, the local Taoist priests in the capital are very sad, what can they do, and they are also desperate. The Seminary Sect was hit hard in Xinnan, but the Taicang Sect became a public institution that was announced by the relevant unit below. No matter how they destroyed the Three Views, wouldn’t they have to honestly review other people’s applications for membership

Don't talk, don't talk, talk too much, it's tears.

The two sides met with the local police station in Xinnan again, and recorded the collective anti-cult activity organized by the non-governmental organizations.

Wei Xi was so sleepy, wrapped in a warm down jacket, and even more groggy. He yawned several times on the way, and he didn't know when he fell asleep. When he woke up, his head was already in his apprentice's arms.

He reached out and lifted the big hat on his head and glanced at the sky outside the window: "Arrived?"

The second apprentice hummed, and the voice came from above.

The apprentice didn't wear a coat, just an ordinary black sweater, mixed with his yang energy and the fluffy softness of cashmere fabric, rubbed against Wei Xi's side face, Wei Xi leaned against him lazily and said, "Here is where?"

The disheveled hair was brushed lightly, and a rushing reply from Tuan Yi came from the front: "I'm going, Master, the hot spring hotel hey, Xinnan Road is rich and rich, do you want to organize a group to go to the hot spring?"

Xinnan is located in the southwest of the capital. Although the city is not big, its economic development is not backward. The main way to generate income is to develop tourism. Apart from the beautiful mountains and rivers, the most attractive thing for tourists is undoubtedly the hot springs that can be seen everywhere in the city. Hotel too.

As soon as Wei Xi heard the hot spring, his eyes immediately glanced out the window, and sure enough, he saw a huge word on the sign of the hotel.

This place is different from Maohua Mountain, which is very popular. In winter, even if it is not a legal holiday, the daily passenger flow is still dense. The guests in the hall were stunned when they saw a group of uniformly dressed Taoists getting on and off the bus at the door. What's the situation

All of a sudden, they took out their mobile phones and took pictures and sent them to the Weibo circle of friends - "2333 is dying, the treatment of Taoist temples is very high these days, and the masters are all traveling together to soak in the hot springs!"

"Oh my God, I am so obsessed with our dog-forced unit, not to mention soaking in hot springs. We haven't even organized a foot bath. What's the point of staying there? It's better to become a monk and become a Taoist priest!"

This bizarre and funny scene immediately caused a lot of discussion among netizens. Tuanjie quickly swiped it on Weibo, he liked it, and handed the page to the Taoist priests around him to see: "We were secretly photographed, and we were also on a hot topic. It's on the list!"

The Taoist chiefs of the Beijing Taoist Association were speechless at the comments of netizens who guessed that the Taoist temple was well received: "What group travel to soak in hot springs, when did our Taoist Association organize tourism activities?"

"The cultivators live in poverty. Our association has so little membership dues and no funds allocated by the state. After organizing a few meetings every year, there is nothing left. Let alone travel, we haven't had a foot bath, okay?"

After complaining, he became vigilant again: "It's not good, so I'm afraid all our movements will be exposed to the eyes of the seminary."

The old Taoist priest in Xinnan waved his hand: "Don't think too much, the seminary is very well informed. In previous years, our city's public security department organized a clean-up campaign, no matter how hidden the arrangement was, they knew the trend in advance. I'm afraid it will be the same this time, they will have their eyes on you the moment you step into Xinnan."

The Taoist priests from the capital were a little unbelievable when they heard the words: "How is this possible? Could it be the group of Yin soldiers they raised? But the Yin soldiers should not be able to get close to the body of the law enforcers in the world."

Nian Daochang shook his head: "Who knows, they are so weird anyway."

The little fat man couldn't help but snorted: "Otherwise, do you think that my master has done pyramid schemes for so many years for nothing?"

Everyone: "..."

Oh, you seem to be very proud of doing MLM.

Everyone didn't bother to pay attention to him. After checking in, they went to their room while the hotel staff and customers looked at him vaguely. It was still a room for two people. The strongest unity in the crowd naturally shouldered the responsibility of stalking the little fat man. 's task.

Although the little fat man was fat, he was two heads shorter than him. He was handcuffed by one wrist and dragged into the room aggrieved. Before closing the door, Tuan Yi Yi also greeted Wei Xi: "Master, I'm tired all the way today, I'll finish soaking later. Come back to the hot spring to rest!"

The room is decorated in Japanese style, with two quilts laid on a raised tatami mat. Weixi looked at the two quilts that were just a short distance apart, and heard the lowly question from the second apprentice behind him: "Are you going to take a hot spring?"

Wei Xi was agitated by the cold wind when he got off the car just now, and now he is not too sleepy, so he started to take off his jacket. He hasn't soaked in hot springs before, so many tourists are flocking to it, he is naturally a little interested: "Queer, do you want to go together?"

There was no answer from behind, Wei Xi took off the jacket with great effort, turned around and found that the apprentice was also taking off his clothes. He moved very casually. With his hands supported, he conveniently pulled off the black sweater on his body, revealing the tight and distinct abdominal muscles and mermaid lines hidden under the fabric.

The slender and fluffy material of cashmere is embedded in the other's slender fingers, and the black color and the color of the skin are contrasted with black and white. His movements fluctuated, making those hideous scars seem to be a lot fresher: "Let's go together."

Wei Xi looked at his body shrouded in the light and couldn't move his eyes.

The apprentice was tall and slender, and looked very thin when he was wearing clothes. With that exquisite face, he always exuded a kind of handsomeness between youth and teenagers. When standing there without speaking, it can even give people the illusion that he is not so aggressive.

But Wei Xi knew that it was just an illusion. The other party who took off his clothes and topped his body clearly showed that every inch of pores was filled with a sense of aggression.

Seeing his gaze, the apprentice walked over after throwing away his clothes and stretched out his hand to pull the stuck zipper for him: "Raise your hand."

Wei Xi lowered his eyes and glanced at the loose trousers on both sides of the other's crotch, suddenly reaching out and hooking the belt.

The apprentice paused, raised his hand and slowly pressed it on the back of his hand: "Don't move."

Wei Xi looked up into his bottomless eyes, and without any reason, remembered the intimacy with each other wrapped in a blanket on the plane, and his breathing became half a beat: "Queer... I think... "

His fingers obediently slid onto the other's side waist, then turned on those few distinct muscles, and began to trace along the outline.

The apprentice stared at him, the hand covering the back of his hand did not exert any strength, and let him move. However, his body moved slowly, and he came closer and pressed him against the wall a little bit. Then, he used the other hand to brush away the hair on his forehead that was blocking his eyes, and asked in a low voice, "What do you want to do? Inhale yang energy? "

Wei Xi looked at him and swallowed dryly. The strength of his fingertips involuntarily increased. He didn't know what he was doing, but instinctively knew: "No..."

"Isn't it sucking yang?" The apprentice's head was buried in his voice, the tip of his nose was slowly close to his hair, and a fiery breath sprayed onto his ears: "Huh? What are you trying to do?"

Wei Xi was so scalded that he could not help shrinking his neck. The next second, the hot and humid kiss landed on the base of his ear. . The apprentice almost pressed him, his hard teeth and slippery tongue slid all the way to his chin: "Speak up, what do you want to do?"

Wei Xi was in a hurry. He didn't know what he wanted to get, but instinctively wanted to ask for it from the other party, so he could only squinted his eyes and replied bewildered in the apprentice's bite: "I..."

The apprentice lifted his eyelids, raised his eyes, stuck out the tip of his tongue, and stroked the corner of his mouth lightly, his eyes sharp and cruel: "Say it."

Wei Xi's forehead was sweating unbearably, and the heat in the room was so high that it made it hard for him to breathe.

Wei Xi wanted to answer that I don't know.

Suddenly there was a chaotic noise outside the house, and a vaguely familiar shout came into the house: "Catch it!"

The blazing flame seemed to have been poured down with a ladle of cold water, and he pulled back some reason from the stalemate at the moment.

There seems to be something wrong outside!

Sure enough, someone started knocking on the door immediately: "Fellow Daoist Wei! Fellow Daoist Wei? Are you inside?"

The voice was from the Feng Daochang from Feng Nian Guan.

Wei Xi recognized it, but didn't move, and the apprentice in front didn't care about it, just stared at him intently.

The eyes met, and both of them were breathing rapidly for no reason.

The next second, Wei Xihu's body lightened, and he felt his feet leave the ground.

The coat was roughly torn open and then fell to the floor, making a slight rustling sound, mixed with the sound of sticky water, and a fire suddenly ignited in his body, Wei Xi groaned and hugged the apprentice who had suddenly lost control for some reason. Neck, open lips and let the other party suck him heavily.

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Daoist Master Feng knocked on the door for two minutes before opening the door. The door was opened by Dao Master Wei's second apprentice. The other party was wearing the black sweater from before, his expression was indifferent, and his voice was extraordinarily hoarse: "Why?"

"Uh..." Feng Daochang was a little weak by his stern aura, and glanced inward, "Where's your master?"

I saw Wei Xi walking out from behind the other party: "Are you looking for me?"

Feng Daochang looked at him, Wei Xi was not wearing a coat, her hair was a little disheveled, her eyes were staring, her cheeks were slightly red, and she was rubbing the corners of her mouth with her fingers while speaking, her voice was a little nasal, and she was always on the move. Exudes an inexplicable laziness.

This kind of laziness is not ordinary laziness, like a handful of gummy syrup mixed with a sweet and ambiguous smell.

Why... why did it suddenly look like this. Daoist Master Feng blushed for no apparent reason: "Wei, was Daoyou Wei taking a shower just now?"

Why does it look like it's almost melted by the blisters

Wei Xi licked his lips and shook his head, walked over to the apprentice, and leaned lazily against the apprentice's back: "What happened?"

Only then did Daoist Master Feng react, and his face changed: "That's it, Fellow Daoist Quan was going to take a bath downstairs just now, and when he was changing his clothes, he suddenly found that someone was spying on him from the window of the room!"

Wei Xi: "???"

Tuanyiyi also walked out of his room at this time, and was shocked when he heard the words: "Peeping... Peeping on the old Taoist Master Quan? Is this perverted taste so heavy?!!"

Master Feng: "..."

"No!" Feng Daochang patted his thigh, "Fellow Daoist Wei! We live on the third floor, the third floor!"

Wei Xi also reacted: "The window on the third floor, it's probably not a person."

Tuanjie whispered: "Anyway, whether it is human or not, the taste is heavy enough."

Daoist Master Feng thought of the face of Daoist Master Quan, and for a moment he thought it made sense. After clearing up his strange thoughts, he couldn't help but look at the pair of master and apprentice in front of him, who were sticking together like conjoined twins.

After Wei Xi leaned up, his cold-faced apprentice's expression softened a lot. At this time, he had already returned to the house to get a coat and carefully approved him to wear it.

One of the master and the apprentice lowered their heads and the other looked up, their eyes intertwined, and there was an inexplicable aura that excluded others. He didn't know why he thought it was weird, but he didn't have time to think about it right now. The most important thing was to find out what that peeping old Taoist Quan had.

The commotion of the tourists naturally alarmed the hot spring hotel, and many unidentified guests panicked when they heard that there was a voyeur incident, and rushed to the lobby: "What's going on? Did the peeping people catch it? Who did it! "

Some guests who arrived early answered them with a subtle expression: "It is said that a group of cult members came to peep at the group of Taoists who came to play today. Have you heard of the seminary teaching?"

There were also locals present. Xinnan is the base camp of the Seminary Cult, and many of the locals believed in them, and they couldn’t believe it when they heard the words: “How is it possible?! How can the Seminary Cult be a cult?! Who are they spying on?! "

As he spoke, he turned to Taicang Zong and the others who rushed upstairs in a hurry, his eyes swept over the outstanding faces of Wei Xi and the second apprentice behind him.

Immediately afterwards, I suddenly heard the old angry shouts from the hall: "How unreasonable! At that time, I almost took off my clothes. If I didn't respond quickly, I wouldn't have been seen completely?!"

The believers glanced away.

Seeing Taoist Master Quan sitting in the hall, he was trembling with anger, and even the goatee on his face was trembling frantically: "The seminary is clearly provoking us!"

He was wrapped in a bathrobe, and his posture was like a big girl who was protecting himself. His hairy legs were graceful in the night.

The seminarians present taught the local believers: "..."

ojbk, I can't continue to believe in such a strong taste. I will start with me.

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The person who could peep at Old Taoist Quan at the window on the third floor was obviously not a human being. Old Taoist Quan also said that he hit him with a spell at the time, and screamed at the convenience and fell off the window sill. He quickly looked down and saw only a rapid A small dark shadow slipped away.

Everyone was sure that this was the work of the Seminary Sect. At first, the fat man refused to admit it, but after being beaten by Tuanjieyi, he cried and said, "No, it's not a ghost soldier, what you said should be... It should be my master's eyeliner..."

The seminarians really have eyeliners outside!

Everyone immediately asked, and then learned from the little fat man that the leader of the Seminary Sect had obtained a group of fairies from nowhere. After subduing them, he kept them under his subordinates and asked them to inquire about news from all over Xinnan for him.

When everyone heard it, they suddenly realized. At first, they all guessed that it was the ghost soldiers, but they didn't think of the spirit monsters. However, spirits are different from their own species, and most of them can communicate with animals similar to themselves. There are so many ubiquitous animals in the city, stray cats and dogs, wild birds, rats in sewers and even insects in every household. Their ability to transmit information is clearly much stronger than that of the Yin Soldiers, which can explain why the Seminary Sect's eyes and ears are so well-informed, and even the police station's clearing activities can be known in advance.

No matter how wicked the police station is, it is impossible to eliminate cockroaches by virtue of their righteousness.

The crowd immediately asked, "What means did you use to subdue them?"

The little fat man cried and said, "Here, these monsters have become spirits and want to become human beings. My master will introduce them to jobs and prepare their identities. In return, they will provide us with information."

These eyeliners are all time bombs, how can the Taoists tolerate it? Immediately got up and asked him: "Tell me, where are these spirits arranged by you?"

The little fat man didn't know much, he only knew a few vaguely, and weepingly said, "I, I'll take you to find it."

Half an hour later, everyone escorted the little fat man and silently looked at the construction site in front of him.

The construction site was rushing to work at night, and the lights were on and the lights were on. Amidst the clamor of voices, a thin, grumpy boy was struggling to lift a large pile of bricks, and then carefully placed them on the wheelbarrow.

There was also an urging from the foreman behind him: "Dog Dan! Hurry up!"

The young man lowered his eyebrows and sighed, straightening his helmet, raising his hands to wipe off the sweat, revealing Zhang's feminine and beautiful face.

The priest at the venue looked at the demonic aura pervading it: "..."

The little fat man introduced: "This is a wild dog spirit. He has more strength than ordinary people to get such a good job. The salary in this place is very high, and he does better than other waiters and cleaners! So he is very grateful to my master. , is the one who gives the information the most."

Many Taoist priests who have experienced the rituals of the Huamao Mountain crew silently turned their attention to Taicang Zong: "..."

This is the worst monster they have ever seen.

The author has something to say: Wei Xi: "Jie Yi, go back and write an advertisement with the title "When a Goblin Looking for a Job Meets an Unreliable Intermediary".