The foreman who sold the black workers was escorted into the police car by the police, and the monsters were good.
The picture is very magical, which makes the local Taoist priests in Xinnan very overwhelmed. Several Taoist priests from the capital saw them as pitiful, and explained a few words to the effect that they originally wanted to arrest the monks. The eyeliner did not expect to uncover the crime by accident.
New South Governors: "Oh oh oh!"
It turns out that this is the case, then these monsters are really victimized monsters.
Oh, after thinking about it in my head, I continued to be silent: "..."
Even if they knew the truth, the plot of the story still made them feel weird, whether it was the monsters who were deceived by the black intermediary to work on the construction site or the daoists who rescued them from the black construction site...
Jingcheng Daochang patted their shoulders with vicissitudes on their faces, friends, in fact, we are all the same, no one except Taicang Zong thinks this is normal.
The two sides were silent, but the silly white sweet little wild dog spirit at the scene suddenly became serious. He turned his head and looked at a van passing by the road, and then before everyone could react, he let out a low voice. With a low roar, he immediately ran towards the car.
As mentioned earlier, the speed of the stray dog is absolutely jaw-dropping. The Taoist priest and the police were stunned for a moment. The Taoist priests also vaguely heard the police's exclamations: "… Among the people, is this speed enough to participate in the Olympics?"
Daoists: "..."
Tuanyiyi looked like he had opened a new door: "Yes, Master! Do you think it would be cheating if we let Goudan go to the Olympics?"
Hearing this, Wei Xi actually thought about it seriously.
How long is your brain circuit? ! The Taoist priests were speechless, but at the same time they were very nervous. The monsters had unpredictable temperaments. The wild dog suddenly ran out, and it looked like it was going to hurt people!
Immediately afterwards, the van really caught up with Goudan. Seeing that the situation was not good, the Taoist priests hurriedly took out the talismans and rushed to the scene. The policemen who did not know why also ran over to check the situation, and the Taoist priests anxiously surrounded the scene. The wild dog spirit, who lived in a ball with the humans who got on and off the van, was about to shout that the evildoer must not be presumptuous!
Unexpectedly, the police suddenly exclaimed: "Catch them!!"
With that said, another swarm came up and took out the handcuffs and chained the group of humans who were fighting with the wild dog spirits. Daoists: "????"
A police officer stepped over them to help the stray dog spirit, and exclaimed excitedly: "Thank you! This group of people may be the thief gang who recently fled to our new South African law to steal dogs!"
The Taoist priests looked into the car window and found that the van was really full of all kinds of dog-stealing tools, and there were two golden retrievers lying in the trunk: "…"
The police followed the group of dog thieves who began to cry like the foreman: "The citizens of this city have already reported dozens of cases to us, and the amount involved is huge. We didn't catch the clue, how did you find out, young man?"
Goudan stepped forward to check the situation of the two golden retrievers, and found that they only fainted from anesthesia, and smiled reassuringly: "I smell them."
It had been in contact with similar gangs when it wandered in the past, and it knew what was in this car from afar.
The police praised it in amazement: "Really? The car was more than ten meters away from us just now, and you could smell it? Isn't your nose so good?"
Dog Dan: "Hey hey."
Daoists: "..."
Can a dog's nose work
The police joked again: "Little brother, your talent is probably stronger than the smuggling dogs in our team."
After speaking, I feel that it is not quite right. How can people compare people with dogs? It's too rude. After reacting, I will apologize to the enthusiastic citizen.
Unexpectedly, this enthusiastic citizen didn't seem angry at all when he heard the words, and waved his hands in fear: "How is it possible! How is it possible! There are breeds of anti-smuggling dogs, how can I compare with them, you are too flattering I am!"
Police: "...???"
****
The city bureau specializes in religious matters. The police who had previously registered for the Dao Association to fight against cult activities were surprised when they saw them coming back in a short time: "Master Nian, why are you here?"
Is this a progress against the Seminary
The Taoist priests have one face: = =
A colleague who was passing by quickly explained to him: "No, this group of Taoist priests acted bravely and helped us capture the boss of the construction site who illegally used illegal workers, and also arrested a group of criminals who were wandering around Xinnan to steal dogs. They were specially invited to come back and take notes."
The original police officer: "????"
When did the Shinnamdo Association start to take the line of being righteous and brave
The Taoist priests in Xinnan didn't know either, so they could only silently look at the Taoist friends from the capital. The members of the Beijing Taoist Association were speechless and could only silently look at the Taicang Sect.
However, the culprit, Taicangzong, looked like he was out of the way, and Tuanyiyi also greeted everyone: "Master, Taoist priests, let's take a group photo together! The two Taoist Associations joined forces to crack down on illegal dog thieves, and posted them on Weibo. Positive publicity! Maybe it will attract a big wave of fans!"
Xinnan Dao Association looked at him in a trance as he turned on the beauty camera: "...Weibo publicity... Fans... It turns out that the Taoists in Beijing run this way, and it is really different."
Member of the Beijing Road Association: "..."
We are not, we are not, we are also serious monks, we are very wronged.
Most of the rescued stolen dogs wore collars and nameplates. The police station went from house to house according to the phone number above and asked their owners to come and claim them. After a while, a large number of shit shovel officers came out, and they all fell down with their lost and recovered pets. Weeping tears of joy.
The wild dog spirit stood aside and looked at the same kind who were embraced and caressed in his arms by the master, with envious water in his eyes: "I miss my master so much, I went to see them secretly later, and they again Having a corgi is good for that corgi."
Although it was abandoned, it still misses that warm home, but unfortunately that home no longer has its corner.
Wild Dog Jing wiped the corners of his eyes sadly, and said glumly, "If only I had a breed, then maybe I wouldn't be thrown away."
"Why is this your fault! What's wrong with the pastoral dog?" Tuanyi hugged it, "Dog Dan! Believe me, as long as you enter the Taicang sect, the pastoral dog will also have spring!"
*****
The Xinnan goblins headed by Goudan have changed their bosses. At the request of the new boss, they will naturally not report to the seminarians. Not only that, but they also provided an unexpected news to the Taoist Association—
The leader of the Seminary Sect has been living in a secret house on the mountain for the past few days, and he often invites believers to enter and leave the external Taoist temple. Many birds and beasts in the mountain have encountered him.
This time, the suspect's scope of activities has also been easily locked. The Taoist priests in the Taoist Association originally planned to spend a lot of time with the police to investigate the property of the leader one by one.
The cause of all this came from the discovery of rat spirits peeping in the hot spring hotel. Unity couldn’t help but sigh with fellow Taoists: “Daoist Quan doesn’t think he’s getting old, but it’s good to be old and strong. This wave of meat sales is worth it!”
Master Quan: "..."
A Taoist priest saw his expression and turned the subject awkwardly: "You said that a small Xinnan, how come there are so many monsters? Wild animals are okay, how come even cattle, crabs, stray dog spirits come out?"
Tuanjie was very unhappy when he heard it: "What happened to the stray dogs? They are all modern people. You don't like to eat hairy crabs, Taoist priest? What kind of discrimination is there?"
Daoists: "..."
Everyone had to explain to him that all kinds of demons have been recorded in various novels from ancient times to the present, giving people the illusion that it is very common for animals to become spirits, but as people in the industry, they know that it is not so easy to become spirits. thing.
If nothing else, in the ancestral collections of Taoist temples that have been inherited from their ancestors, there have been at least one hundred years that have not mentioned anything related to fairies.
However, some people said: "But there has been a lot of news about monsters' rioting in the past few years. This is related to a single ritual I received a few months ago."
Everyone discussed it, but they couldn't figure it out. When I asked the little monsters, they were even more unclear. They only said that they were also confused.
Then he was fooled into being a black worker.
A group of people brought the wild dog spirits back to the hotel, exhausted, both physically and mentally.
Tuanyiyi also invited everyone to go to the hot springs together. Taoist Quan thought that he said that he was selling meat just now, and stared at the rat spirit beside him with anger: "What are you soaking in? Isn't it enough for him to peek at it! "
The hotel guests who passed by all looked at him with unbelievable eyes. After reading him, he looked at the delicate and delicate face of the mouse. His eyes were filled with what the old man was talking about.
As soon as Quan Daochang's voice fell, he saw the faces of others, an old face immediately flushed red, and he turned around and left.
Rat Jing thought about what he had peeked at just now. He was recruited at this moment, so he was embarrassed. Seeing that he was still angry, he quickly chased after him and apologized - "Master Quan, don't be angry, I didn't mean to peek. your undressing..."
Passers-by: "!!!!!!"
The members of the Taoist Association who were still in the lobby heard many people talking and walking in that direction—
"…Did you hear that just now?"
"I heard... young and old... and one is a Taoist... It's really shocking..."
"… Gender doesn't seem to be an issue compared to age."
Daoists in the lobby: "..."
******
It is definitely impossible for Master Quan to go to the hot spring, and the rat spirit disappeared after he left.
Wei Xi handed the employees over to the eldest apprentice, and brought the second apprentice back to the room. The moment the door was closed, the noise outside the room was completely isolated.
It was still the same room, but after he came in this time, he subconsciously looked back at his apprentice, and there was a subtle feeling in his heart.
The apprentice had been holding his mobile phone all the way just now, but now he raised his hand to turn on the light, and his gaze on him seemed to be thoughtful. Wei Xi glanced at his phone: "Queer, what are you looking at?"
The other party was silent for a while, his eyes slowly slid from his eyes to his lips, he turned his head after a while, and locked the screen in a casual tone: "It's nothing, do you want to take a bath?"
Weixi still wanted to see it. According to guests, the hotel's hot springs are very famous.
The apprentice snorted, then went into the cloakroom and searched for two sets of bathrobes, and walked over with a heavy look at him: "Do you want me to change your clothes for you?"
Wei Xi was stunned.
The apprentice waited for two seconds, but didn't get an answer. He raised his hand to squeeze the zipper of his jacket. Wei Xi looked up at the apprentice's drooping brows. He didn't know why his ears were a little hot. For the first time, he subconsciously rejected the other party: "I myself Come."
The apprentice didn't insist, and withdrew his hand obediently, his attitude seemed a little colder than before.
The coats were stacked weakly on the floor, making a familiar collision. Weixi turned around after taking off his clothes and changing into his bathrobe, only to find that his apprentice had already prepared and was sitting quietly on the low table watching him.
The hotel's bathrobes are loose and of average size, so they can't cover too many parts, and the apprentice didn't wear it properly for some reason. The belt was only loosely tied around. He sat on the table, with one leg bent and one leg stretched at will, his upper body was slightly bent, a hall of Kaifeng cold beer was in his hand, his sleeves were rolled up, and his slender lower arms and most of his chest were clearly visible. exposed.
Countless hideous scars spread on his skin, scattered in scattered combinations, half-covered, and matched with an indescribable arrogant beauty.
Although Wei Xi felt that his clothes were strange and his posture was concave, he seemed tired, but his eyes deepened. At this moment, he felt tempted for no reason, and his appetite was so strong that he wanted to jump on Take a bite on the other's well-defined collarbone.
The apprentice didn't say anything after meeting his eyes, but looked at Wei Xi, who was also wearing a bathrobe, from head to toe, then lowered his eyes and raised his hand to take a sip of beer, got up, put the beer can aside, and walked straight towards Door: "Let's go."
He took two steps, but Wei Xi didn't move. Instead, he walked to the low table where the apprentice was sitting, and picked up the beer can that was put down.
The apprentice seemed to notice that he hadn't followed, and looked back at him.
The eyes met, Wei Xi turned the beer can in a circle, then stared straight at the apprentice's eyes, suddenly fascinated, put his lips on the position that the other party had just used, and then took a slow sip.
The eyes of the two sides were never separated. The beer was probably taken out of the refrigerator, and it was colder than the temperature in winter, but the eyes of the apprentice in front of him suddenly seemed to be on fire.
After a long while, he suddenly moved, and strode forward with a sullen face and pressed Wei Xi's head.
Weixi wrapped his neck around his neck almost instantly, then opened his mouth to meet his tongue.
While Wei Xi was addicted, he didn't know why he wanted to laugh a little. The apprentice looked like he was very angry. Just now, he had suddenly turned cold and indifferent, but now the force of biting his lip was heavier than in the afternoon.
When the two moved, the phone that was pinched all the way was naturally thrown aside, and the thumb of the previous owner accidentally touched the lock screen button. After the screen was unlocked, it lit up, and the WeChat Moments appeared impressively.
The latest update is from Xia Shouren—
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Oh shit!
Taicang Zong's second apprentice Huo Dadi thought.
If you want to get the upper hand, you want to refuse and welcome a fart! There are more ferocious beast routines this year than in the circle of friends! Xia Shouren go to die.
*****
The next day, when Wei Xi was brought out of the room by the second apprentice who had returned to normal, wrapped tightly in his clothes, he also met the unity of justice from the opposite side.
Tuanjie dragged the little fat man and asked him, "Master, why didn't you come to the hot spring when we agreed last night?"
Wei Xi licked his lips, his thighs were a little swollen, but there was still a contented expression on his face: "I forgot."
Tuanjie met his eyebrows and couldn't help but froze, and the little fat man beside him murmured, "Brother Tuan, why does your master look so erotic..."
Tuanyiyi gave him a slap on the back of his head after returning to his senses: "Your mind is really filthy at such a young age. Who are you lusting after, shut up!"
The master has not expressed his position. The younger brother saw that he was having a good time beating the little fat man, but instead he was silent for a while, and said, "Okay, let's go."
The rest of the Taoist Association had already gathered early, including fellow Taoists from the Xinnanben Taoist Association. Everyone took the address they got from the monster and officially went to Yucheng Mountain, the base camp of the Seminary Sect.
The seminary has a good reputation. After so many years in Xinnan, no matter how hard it hits it, it will not kill it. There are still many believers who came to practice qigong early in the morning at the foot of Yucheng Mountain.
A group of old men and women slapped their chests with sticks, and there was a young man in front of them, and the Taoist priests of Xinnan Taoist Association who were present had a heavy expression: "This is the most common method for them to preach. , preaching that practicing Qigong of their sect can strengthen the body and live a hundred years. Alas, this set of Qigong has been spread all over Xinnan, and now the old people in the major squares in Xinnan do not dance square dances, but instead practice Qigong But they are willing to believe that no matter how the government bans it, it cannot be banned.”
In addition to the qigong practitioners, there were also many people who rushed up the mountain with incense, candles, paper money, and all of them looked happy.
The Taoist priests didn't know why, so they stopped an old lady and asked, "Auntie, what happened on this mountain?"
The aunt smiled and said, "Aren't you guys going to have a wedding party? We're going to have a wedding in the class today!"
The Daoist who asked the question was stunned: "What's the happy event?"
Auntie said: "Marriage! Yin kiss! The teacher is looking for a partner for the single deceased relative of the congregation! As long as you bring the family's birth date and ashes, they will be able to calculate the most suitable match. As soon as I heard the news, Immediately came with my family's ashes!"
After the aunt finished speaking, she ran away in a hurry for fear of missing the time.
The expressions of many Taoist priests present changed drastically. How could they not know what the Cultivation Teaching was going to do
To gather the ashes of a large number of deceased relatives is obviously meant to invite ghosts. I'm afraid that marriage is secondary. It is the real purpose to gather ghosts to deal with them who came to encircle and suppress them!
All the Taoist priests looked at each other, all in shock.
At this time, I heard the voice of the Daoist guard of Taicang Zong from the crowd, and it seemed to be greatly touched: "Jieyi, did you hear it?"
Unity: "Master, I heard."
Daoist Wei: "If you get married, there must be many ghosts."
Unity: "Yes, now there are more men than women, the gender ratio in our company is unbalanced, and many bachelors are single."
New South Daoists: ""
Daoists in the capital: "..."