Taicang master and apprentice sighed for a long time, and the people next to them couldn't understand a word.
The Taoist priests in Xinnan hesitated for a long time: "Everyone, what are the Taoist priests talking about?"
The Taoist priests of the Beijing Taoist Association were also silent for a long time, their hearts were very difficult, and they really didn't want to admit that this was their teammate: "...you're talking nonsense."
New South Governors: "???"
Wei Xi glanced at them when he heard the words, shook his head and sighed inwardly. These Daoist friends are simple in industry, and most of them are monks in the temple. If they don't encounter the problem of marriage, how can they understand his hard work.
As the leader of the sect with more than 700 employees, he is the only one who is most aware of the current social phenomenon. The news always says that the ratio of males and females is imbalanced. However, the imbalance in the underworld is more serious than this. The big leaders all came from Fengdu to do the work in the world
There are so few female ghosts in the underworld, not to mention the female ghosts stranded in the underworld, the number is a little red in the green. How scarce is it? Even the guests who visited the haunted house suggested that they could appropriately add some scary aspects of the female ghost while expressing the impeccable degree of horror. After all, the female ghost in red occupies an indispensable position in the traditional culture of the Chinese nation.
In addition, there are the group of bachelors in the sect. Since they have formal jobs and solved the problem of food and clothing, they have begun to pursue spiritual satisfaction, and they are hungry and thirsty every day. Some time ago, as a personnel manager, Uncle Shen, who has also been single for decades, raised this question vaguely, and showed Wei Xi a news that an electronics company had invited a large number of beautiful women to cheer for the mental problems of single male programmers. It can be said that this method can really encourage the enthusiasm of employees.
Weixi thinks so! But what can I do if I can't find a female ghost! To be honest, he now regrets eating that mouthful of Fengyang Immortal in Fengyang Town. Although he has forgotten what Fengyang Immortal looks like, the long black and thick hair should be very attractive to the male employees. Welcome. It's a shame to eat like that.
This is really one of the few regretful experiences in his life, alas, he will cry too much.
Therefore, at the foot of the mountain, these Seminary believers who hurried towards the mountainside with urns in their arms, in the eyes of Daoists from the two places in Beijing and Xinnan, were like floods and beasts, but in his view, they were nothing but joy from the sky.
He immediately quickened his pace and rushed towards the mountain: "Fellow Daoists, hurry up!"
The local Taoist priests in Xinnan were astonished - why was he suddenly excited
However, Wei Xi has already accelerated his pace, and the speed has increased to a point where it is difficult for them to catch up.
While rushing on the road, he did not forget to remind his apprentice: "Quickly call the company, let them dress up and get ready!"
Such a great opportunity, get ready for a blind date! It's not too late!
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The Taoist temple of the Seminary Church was built halfway up the mountain. The specifications were very magnificent, and the incense was very prosperous. At this time, a large number of believers gathered, each holding the ashes of their own family.
The scene was actually a bit weird, but those clergymen, no matter how happy or sad they were, were all discussing with great interest—
"Who is this in your family?"
"Hey, my daughter, you are doing something wrong. You go out to work and have an accident. Who are you...?"
"Oh, my brother-in-law, died of a cerebral hemorrhage the year before. He was not yet thirty years old when he died, and he had not had time to marry a daughter-in-law."
Wei Xi and his apprentice stood by to eavesdrop as if nothing had happened, and when he heard that he was bringing the girl here, he paid more attention.
He looked handsome, and was followed by a more handsome eldest apprentice. In addition, he had a strong body and a handsome appearance, which immediately attracted the attention of countless uncles and aunts.
The uncles and aunts were quite vigilant when they saw the group of Taoist priests rushing behind him. The faithful believers were somewhat aware of the grievances of their own sect being suppressed by other religions. At the beginning, the eyes of the Taicang Sect members were a little unkind. : "What are you here for?"
The various Taoist monks and monks sent by the government over the years want to brainwash them too much. Although these young people are good-looking, if they try to persuade themselves to end their yin marriage, they will never listen! And I will report this matter to the administrator in the school immediately!
The tallest young man who was asked glanced at the yellow paper with the eight characters written on his hand, and asked, "Auntie, can you give us a look at your daughter's eight characters?"
The aunt was suspicious: "What are you going to do?"
Unity smiled and said, "Yes, a pair, a pair."
Oh, it turned out that she was also here to participate in the yin marriage event. The aunt's vigilance was relaxed, and she handed it over and said: "I can't see it, you young guys are willing to participate in this, who are you looking for? Is it suitable?"
Tuan Yi waved his hand and smiled: "Hey, company employee, don't worry, Auntie, there are hundreds of them, and you can always find the right one."
Aunt:"… ????"
Auntie said a few times, and was still a little confused: "So many... What unit are you?"
Unity and righteousness: "Regular department-level units are all objects with regular work, and they are particularly reliable."
The aunt was bewildered and wondered if this was a state unit engaging in yin-kissing for a deceased employee? No wonder they say civil servants' benefits are good. The door to the Taoist temple of the Seminary Sect was finally opened from the inside, and a Taoist priest with a cold face and a Taoist robe stepped out from inside. Wei Xi took a closer look, and it was the tall and thin man who escaped from the capital!
Standing on his own site, the tall and thin man seemed to feel that he was relying on him, his eyes fell on him coldly, and he saw the two fellow Daoists who were climbing the mountain behind him and was panting. laugh.
Eyes slid over the group of believers in front of the door who had come to believe in him after seeing him. The tall and thin group of foreign Taoist priests without a wink really thought that they could attack in without knowing it? Unexpectedly, Master has already known your whereabouts. Although I don’t know why the few eyeliners outside have suddenly lost their news, he also told us to get ready early. Not to mention anything else, this group of ordinary religious is the weapon that can drag you to death!
He thought so, and immediately raised his arms to the gathered church members: "Everyone pay attention! The Yin marriage ceremony requires an absolutely safe environment. Let's first control the people who may cause trouble at the scene!"
He stared closely at the Taicang Sect people nearby. It was reasonable to say that these people should have caused public outrage when his voice fell, but unexpectedly, his own believers helped to explain: "Master Qing, you have misunderstood. , this is to participate in our activities!"
Thin and tall: "??"
The aunt who had been accosted by Tuanyiyi said cheerfully: "Really! The ones brought here are all civil servants. This is a good target. When my daughter is alive, I want her to marry a civil servant. How stable. "
Tall and thin: "..."
The tall and thin man thought bitterly about these idiots, and even believed such words. However, there is no way. He also knows that the believers who can be brainwashed by his family are probably at this level. Taking into account the personality of his own sect, he can't fight Wei Xi on the spot - mainly because he may not be able to fight, if he is beaten, he will be lost. .
I can only unwillingly open the door of Guanli: "Then come in."
The other priests who thought they would have to go through at least a fierce battle to enter the Seminary Church under the obstruction of the believers: "..."
The local Taoist priest in Xinnan exclaimed: "It turns out that the Taoist priest took his apprentice to the front line? No wonder they told the cult members that they had a need for a ghost marriage. This method is good and witty!"
Daoists in the capital: "... Ah."
You're wrong, they should be really in demand.
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So everyone raised their vigilance and held the magic weapon. Except for a few fellow Taoists who accompanied the plainclothes police to control the little fat man in a secret place, everyone else followed the crowd into the seminary.
This is a secluded Taoist temple, where incense is prosperous, but there is a strange atmosphere everywhere in the details. Especially in the eyes of regular Taoist priests, even the gods and Buddhas enshrined in the seminary seem to be somewhat unusual. Those huge statues are placed behind the curtain half-covered. Although their faces are smiling, the curvature of the corners of their mouths is not. Weird. As if staring mockingly at them as they entered.
As soon as Kuang Zhiming stepped in, he was very excited: "I... I seem to feel Xiaofeng, but not in this Taoist temple!"
Daoist Quan next to him took Xu Xiaofeng's horoscope to measure it, and said with concentration: "I can't figure it out, it should be hidden by them. It is very likely that it is near this Taoist temple. Can you try to summon her?"
Kuang Zhiming tried it and shook his head in despair: "No! No! I'm so useless!"
The other Taoist priests comforted him: "Don't worry, you can feel her, at least it proves that she is still at peace, and the soul will become unconscious when she is invited out of the body. It is normal that you can't call."
The local Taoist priests in Xinnan knew better, and someone whispered: "I suspect that the soul of Fellow Daoist Xu should be in the hands of Zeng Pang of the seminary sect. This guy's Taoism is very strange, you should have heard of his past, right? ?"
This Zhang Pang is notorious and dreaded in the industry. The Taoist priest in Xinnan felt an indescribable sense of urgency when he mentioned his name.
After a while, someone tentatively said: "...Is it the past of MLM?"
New South Governors: "..."
These fellow Daoists are really well-informed, and they all know such secret news... The Xinnan Daoists couldn't help sweating: "... No, it's his past in Taoism."
The Daoists in the capital turned their eyes away awkwardly: "Oh oh oh! This!"
At this time, the Xinnan Daoist priests were no longer nervous for some reason, and their emotions became speechless: "... This Zhang Pang, who is the teacher of the previous seminary sect leader, heard that he was in his thirties when he was admitted to the school, but he His talent is amazing. In just a few years, he has learned all the skills of his master. He has also collected many secret techniques from other Taoist sects. An instrument that imprisons the soul, it can isolate the summons of fellow Daoist Kuang."
Kuang Zhiming said with red eyes, "I don't know if he will come here today..."
The local Taoists shook their heads without hope: "Zhang Pang is very careful, knowing that we are coming, I am afraid that he will not come forward to respond to the enemy."
Everyone stared at the tall and thin man standing on the platform, wanting to make a preemptive move, but they were afraid of hurting ordinary people on the scene, so they didn't dare to do it lightly.
The tall and thin man clearly knew their fears, and the corners of his mouth slowly opened a strange smile, and in the next second, a quaint wooden sign was suddenly pulled out from his pocket.
When the Taoist priests saw the wooden card, they immediately shouted in surprise, "Not good! The Yin Soldier Card!"
The feeding methods of the shadow soldiers in different households are different. Generally speaking, the masters of the shadow soldiers can be summoned directly with a password, but most of the masters of the shadow soldiers will make some tokens that can summon their soldiers and horses, and give them to those with slightly weaker abilities. Confidant to use. The Taoist priests did not see the old leader of the Seminary Cult here, and there were so many ordinary believers at the scene who thought that this so-called yin-kinship ritual was just a tactic of the Seminary Church to slow down the army. How could they think that they would be so mad and know nothing in front of themselves. The face of the believers will call the Yin soldiers!
Taoist fighting is not a joke, and Yin soldiers are not ordinary soldiers and horses. What if the two sides fight fiercely and hurt ordinary people!
The Taoist priests suddenly couldn't care about anything else, and they took out their magical instruments and stepped forward to stop them: "Stop him!"
The ordinary people present didn't know what they were going to do, and thought they were really here to make trouble, so they quit immediately, and a group of uncles and aunts shouted and stepped forward to stop them: "Oh, what are you doing, we are going to get married soon, don't destroy it. Human marriages! Ghost marriages can’t be destroyed!”
The Taoist priests said anxiously: "Why does he want to marry you, what he wants to invite now is the ghost they raised!"
The tall and thin man smiled strangely at the suspicious glances handed back by the believers: "I really want to invite my own ghosts now, but who said I'm not going to have yin kisses? Ghosts raised in our education can't have yin kisses. ?"
After saying that, he raised his hand and threw it, and opened his mouth to shout.
How could the priests at the scene let him do so? Immediately, he rushed up desperately, raising his hand and there were several lightning charms. There were several loud bangs at the scene, and there was a great chaos in the temple. The believers of the Xiusheng Sect didn't know what was going on. They thought that there was a sudden explosion, and they all started screaming and fled towards the outside of the temple. The tall and thin man was hit by a thunder talisman, was slightly injured, gritted his teeth, and even pulled his legs under the protection of the pockmarked face and started to run towards the backyard, while running while holding on to the Yin soldier card to call for soldiers.
But he was outnumbered, and he was the opponent of everyone, and he soon fell behind, and it seemed that he was about to be controlled and robbed of the Yin Soldier card.
Who knew that at this moment, a low voice suddenly came from the high wall in the backyard: "Where is Bafang? Make my life!!"
The man's voice fell, and a gloomy gale suddenly blew up on the scene, blowing all the cloth tents covering the statues high, floating strangely in the air.
No one expected this to happen. The Taoist priest who was present immediately opened his eyes and put on the talisman. He was shocked to discover that there were ghost soldiers floating out of the surrounding gods!
The pious Taoist priest at the scene was immediately furious: "How dare you keep the Yin soldiers directly in the Taoist temple!!!"
The tall and thin man hit a few tricks just now. Seeing his opponent's anger at this moment, he couldn't help laughing happily: "Yin soldiers are worshipped by believers and can increase their strength. What's wrong? Why can't they be raised?"
After speaking, he turned his head towards the person who came and said respectfully, "Master, why are you here?"
His master, don't ask, he must be the leader of the Seminary Sect. Zhang Pang's eyebrows are deep, and he looks like an immortal. He slowly walked down the ladder of the high wall, and his every move was like a master from outside the world: "If I don't come, you and your junior brothers will be bullied by uninvited guests. Is it over?"
Brothers and sisters? !
The Taoist priests present were stunned for a while. They looked up and saw that the little fat man from the seminary who was supposed to be guarded outside came panting behind Zhang Pang. His actions were more down-to-earth than Zhang Pang. There are too many, and while crawling, he said anxiously: "Master, Master, listen to me..."
His master raised his hand, stopped his words, and calmly put his hand behind his back, looking at the Taoist priests ahead with a smile.
The Taoist priests stared at him vigilantly: "You are the leader of the Seminary Sect? What did you do to the police and fellow Taoists outside?"
Zhang Pang smiled slightly, and his temperament was almost detached from the world. Just as he was about to speak, an untimely voice suddenly came from the crowd: "Master, Master, look, that MLM is here!"
Zhang Pang: "..."
Thin and tall: "… "
The Taoist priests present: "..."
Yes, what is detached from the world, this is a big boss who engages in MLM, and he was almost deceived.
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The little fat man was still anxious: "Master, listen to me..."
When someone pointed to the nose and mentioned the dark history of the past, Zhang Pang's calm face twitched slightly, almost unable to maintain his pretentious attitude: "...don't worry, everyone outside is still alive and well, but unfortunately you are not necessarily. "
As he spoke, all the shadow soldiers he had recruited had left the attached idols, and they were all lined up behind him. The priest in the hall took a closer look and was even more surprised—they originally thought that the shadow soldiers of the Seminary Religion were at most a group. It's just wild ghosts, it's unbelievable that they look like a group of serious soldiers! These yin soldiers wore old armor and helmets, each with strong yin energy, tall and majestic, and murderous! There are at least two hundred in number!
The Sect Master Zhang was obviously very satisfied with the shocked appearance of the crowd, and the smile on his face became even deeper: "Isn't it surprising? This is a group of Qing soldiers I accidentally met in the mountains. Incense, and all kinds of equipment, have barely cultivated what it is today."
These yin soldiers were really strong generals, killing people like numbness. Zhang Pang has always been very proud of his trump card. Every piece of armor and every long knife on these yin soldiers is due to his careful attention. shaping results.
Unexpectedly, the voice fell, and the untimely voice from the crowd in front rang again: "...It's all so laborious, why don't you give them some guns? It's also possible to get air guns, now it's the age of hot weapons, raising ghosts You have to keep up with the times, right?"
Zhang Pang: "..."
Two Tunnel Chiefs: "..."
Zhang Pang has lived for so many years, but this is the first time he heard such nonsensical and slapped words, and his face finally turned cold: "Who has been long-winded?"
Tuanjie met his gaze and was stunned: "Oh? Everyone doesn't speak. It's embarrassing for you to say it alone."
Zhang Pang was silent for a while, and his eyes were completely gloomy when he saw that there were three young people who didn't know whether to live or die. However, the body has been attacked by please, and it has not yet recovered, and can't do anything. He glanced at the Taoist priests in front of him, and was too lazy to talk nonsense any more, he simply greeted the group of Yin soldiers: "I have prepared a good marriage for you! If you take them down, you will be able to hold the beauty back!"
When the group of yin soldiers heard it, they immediately became a group of baboons, and the Taoist priests who were present immediately reacted. It turned out that this was Zhang Pang's method to subdue them, and the reason why the church was widely invited to hold this collective yin marriage today-emotion The girls from his own family sent by the congregation are the benefits that he used to buy off his subordinates!
The group of Yin soldiers knew that it was beneficial, and they made preparations to attack. The Taoist priests present stared at the shiny Yin Dao in the hands of the Yin soldiers and their aggressive looks. Their expressions were extremely vigilant, but they listened to the unity of their own camp. Yi whispered: "I'll go, I've been a ghost since the Qing Dynasty, and it should be more than a hundred years now? No wonder she worked so hard when she heard that there was a girl, and they all went crazy."
Daoists: "... Can you be a little more serious?"
This is obviously impossible, and Tuanyiyi said to the group of Yin soldiers in a troubled manner: "Don't lie to him, this person is involved in pyramid schemes, and there are a lot of nonsense. In our modern society, we all talk about freedom of marriage, and if he tells you girls, For you girls? The girls don't want you to be blind? Not to mention whether there are girls or not."
The Yin soldiers were stunned for a moment, and they all turned to look at Zhang Pang.
Zhang Pang saw that the army was upset, how could he bear it? Gritting his teeth, he said, "Look at it! You are all elite soldiers in my seminary, why should you underestimate yourself?!"
As he spoke, he was escorted by his apprentice and quickly approached the long table in front of him, which was full of birthday eight-character notes handed in by believers.
"Not good!" The Taoist priests present became agitated again, "He's going to invite the ghosts!"
The yin soldiers probably guessed that he was going to invite the girl, and each and everyone shook the sharp blades in their hands and howled excitedly. Where can the Taoists dare to ask Zhang Pang to do his wish? They were about to step forward to interrupt, but the group of Yin soldiers wanted to go crazy even thinking about the girl, and they took the initiative to stop them without Zhang Pang's order.
In the roaring sound of fighting from time to time, Zhang Pang did not mess up at all. He fiddled with a box full of notes, lit a stick of incense, and chanted the soul spell.
As the incense lingered, the air in the open space in front of the bill began to distort, and after a while, one after another chaotic phantom became clear.
There are male and female figures, but the focus is on women!
There are women! The ghost is here! ! !
The yin soldiers looked back between the fights, but they didn't even see their faces clearly, but they were as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, wanting to show their strength in front of the female ghost. Their momentum increased greatly, and they immediately caught the Taoist priests who were still evenly matched by surprise.
Seeing this, Zhang Pang couldn't help showing a satisfied smile on his face. He turned his eyes to the front and noticed the female ghosts of his own heroic Yin soldiers. After these female ghosts are merged into the Yin soldiers, it is bound to make his trump card team even more powerful. powerful!
At the same time, his chubby little apprentice suddenly ran towards him from the battlefield, and said the same sentence: "Master! Master! Listen to me..."
Zhang Pang had listened to him repeating this sentence since he rescued him, but he had not had time to finish it because of the urgency of time. Seeing him so embarrassed at this time, he could not help frowning and shouting, "What the hell are you talking about?! , in a panic, stand up for me! I don't look at all!"
The little fat man was already anxious and stupid. After standing up, he stomped his feet and said, "Master, please invite these female ghosts back! Please go back!!!"
Zhang Pang's face was inexplicably sullen: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
When the voice fell, I heard the voice that choked me twice: "Master!!! Master!!!! Female ghost!! It's really a female ghost!!!"
Zhang Pang was stunned by the excitement in this voice, and when he looked back, he saw that it was the young people just now. Years of Yin soldiers are still excited.
He was at a loss as to what this person was excited about. The next second, he saw the handsome young man with curly hair beside him nodded calmly: "Quickly inform Uncle Shen and ask them if they are ready."
Hearing this, the tall young man nodded quickly and took out his mobile phone, after dialing the call, he said a few words, and carefully placed the phone on the ground.
Zhang Pang stared at the phone that was still talking: "?"
The Taoist priests who were fighting frantically with the excited Yin soldiers saw that they didn't know what they were doing, and couldn't help but turn their heads and shouted, "Fellow Taoist guards, what are you doing standing there!"
In the next instant, a terrifying light suddenly lit up in front of the eyes of the person you were with. The light was like the blooming of fireworks, the brilliance of neon, and the eruption of the sun.
It took a long while for everyone to get out of the dizzy state, and they looked intently. At the same time, they were stunned to find that there was another group of Yin soldiers in the already crowded Taoist Temple.
The attire of these Yin soldiers is surprisingly similar to that of Zhang Pang's Qing soldiers—
A black suit, crisp trousers, shiny leather shoes, and a neatly groomed hairstyle. They stand together in several rows, each holding a delicate paper rose in their hands. The arrogant picture is like the first appearance of the hero in an idol drama, which is more shocking than the group of Qing soldiers. Even more. The Taoist priests looked at them, and even the domineering bgm rang out in their ears. The group of female ghosts invited by Zhang Pang had seen this battle, and all their attention was turned from the Qing Bing. Seeing this new group of strange male ghosts, he couldn't help but look around.
Everyone: “…………………???”
The yin soldiers of the Qing Dynasty also slowly ceased their excitement and stood still, staring at the group of female ghosts who were staring at the new men in suits: "???"
In the sluggishness, Tuanyiyi waved the flag and shouted at his employees: "Brothers! For the sake of your life-long happiness, let's fight for it!!! Rush the duck!!!"
The ghost soldiers who had been single for more than 100 years were completely panicked when they saw this, and they didn't even fight. No way! ! ! !
Zhang Pang was stunned, and tried to stop him when he saw it, but he was still suffering from the internal injury of being backlashed, how could he be able to stop hundreds of Yin soldiers? There is no ghost soldier to pay attention to him at all, his wife will be taken away, what is the fight? Hit a fart!
The scene was chaotic, and the little fat man squatted on the ground with a sad face in his master's sluggish expression: "Master, it's over, you just refused to listen to me in order to pretend to be coercive, you see they are in suits and flowers. Play music, the Yin soldiers in our school are so dirty and have no career establishment, how can they be able to compete with others!"
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