The scene was chaotic, the Yin soldiers of the Seminary Sect and the employees of the Taicang Sect were huddled together, the Yin Qi permeated, the fighting spirit was vigorous, and the atmosphere was tense—but not towards the humans on the scene.
The Taoist priests who were still fighting with the Yin Bing sluggishly put down the magic weapon in their hands. As far as their eyes could see, the group of Xinnan Yin spirits who were summoned by Zhang Pang not long ago had been surrounded by a group, and they were also led by their family members. The male ghost who came to invite the yin marriage was mercilessly pushed aside by the hungry yin soldiers, helplessly watching his original blind date being courted.
After a long while, a local Taoist friend from Xinnan said loudly, "Are we still fighting?"
The Taoist priests from the capital have quickly recognized a few particularly coquettish and active faces in the suit ghost team. It was the two department managers who had met in the Taicangzong haunted house before. The question doesn't seem to be whether we want to fight or not."
But they have no rivals at all!
That group of murderous Yin soldiers had left the Taoist priests and quarreled with their new opponents, and their aura was still the same dangerous and ferocious, but it was not the Taoist priests who were threatening—
"Presumptuous! This is the marriage that the leader has prepared for us!"
However, their opponents are really reasonable and plausible: "Are you sick? How old are you, and you thought it was a feudal blind marriage of your era? What is a marriage prepared for you? You ask the marriage partner. Do you agree? Do you understand what is respect and what is women's liberation? Have you studied the Eight Honors and Eight Shames?"
The sinister soldiers of the Seminary Sect really don’t understand, and I don’t blame them. The times have progressed too fast. After they died in a foreign country and stuck in their place for many years, they were raised by Zhang Pang as thugs in the Taoist temple. What they usually do is illegal. Can Zhang Pang teach them the eight honors and eight shames for the chaotic activities? Where do they come into contact with the culture of the new age
However, they are used to being arrogant, and they think of themselves as superior, how can they listen to them? Hearing this, the first reaction was to feel that he was being provoked, and each of them couldn't help but burst into anger: "Where did Xiaoxiao come from talking nonsense! This will make you lose your soul!"
The soldiers of the Qing Dynasty did not have a strong sense of the rule of law, and instinctively wanted to use force to solve problems - they were not afraid of fighting and killing!
But before they could start, the whispers of the female ghosts suddenly came from the side, and some voices of discussion could be vaguely heard—
"Straight male cancer..."
"Violent tendencies..."
"Character is not good..."
The vicious Yin soldiers of the Seminary Sect turned their heads to look, and found that the blind date people's rude behavior was really a bad impression, and they didn't dare to mention the fight. Instead, they became thick Overwhelmed.
In fact, in good conscience, this group of Qing Dynasty Yin soldiers who had been on the battlefield during their lifetimes were really strong in combat, perhaps because they had actually seen blood. Just now, they were very conscious of fighting in the process of fighting. He is so fierce, and he is not afraid of death. Every move and style makes the Taoist masters overwhelmed—
However, this ability does not seem to be an advantage in terms of blind date. At least for contemporary female ghosts, it is really unattractive. On the contrary, it is closer to the disadvantage: every day I know that dancing guns and sticks, fighting and killing , isn't that the suspicion of violent tendencies? What if the family is violent after marriage
Uncle Shen looked at the group of anxious competitors with contempt, and asked Weixi for credit: "Headmaster, our employees immediately started preparing as soon as they received your call. The company spent huge sums of money to arrange these outfits for them. The one who got the qualification to participate is also an employee with relatively good conditions, and almost all of our middle and low-level leaders have come. In terms of salary, development prospects, and social status, what are these old hats arguing with us?"
The reality is exactly as it said. The appearance of Taicangzong employees is really shocking. One side is the social elite in suits and leather shoes, and they are so romantic that they can bring flowers, and the other side is a cosplay-like armored team. They are carrying knives, which one is more in line with the taste of the marriage and love market, needless to say
The disadvantages of seminarians teaching Yin soldiers do not stop there. They do not have enough academic qualifications. The Qing Dynasty did not have literacy education. The centurions who are the most literate among them may not be able to graduate from primary school. In order to scratch the ears and cheeks rarely, let alone chickens and rabbits in the same cage.
The Taicang sects were mostly modern ghosts. Although many of them committed suicide because they couldn’t get along, who didn’t go to school for a few years when they were alive? Is it ok to get a lot of higher education? ! A graduate student majoring in literature who had fallen in love with her favorite object also recited Tagore's poems on the spot.
The nuns of the seminary sect looked at the shy smile on the face of the female ghost who accepted the flowers, but they only thought: "????"
It doesn't matter how old they are, they died in the Qing Dynasty, and now they are all over a hundred years old. Most of the relatives brought by the seminary to participate in their own activities died not long ago, and the oldest was only fifty or sixty years old. As the saying goes, the three-year generation gap is even deeper than the Somali Trench.
Then there is the appearance. The soldiers in the army have a lot of activities, and they are tall and strong. In this regard, the employees of Taicang Zong are at a disadvantage. However, this disadvantage is immediately when a certain Yin soldier from the seminary takes off his armor anxiously. Turn it around!
The female ghosts at the blind date looked at the bright half of the forehead of the shadowy soldier, and they all made a loud noise!
Hi! That's right, from the Qing Dynasty, isn't it just Yin and Yang heads? ! The hairstyle of this handsome killer could not be held even by Wu Yanzu, and the girls immediately disliked it and avoided it.
The Yin soldiers of the Qing Dynasty realized that they had been disliked, and could not help but shed sad tears while holding their armor. They thought that when they were not dead, they would still compete with each other to see who has the cleanest forehead. This social aesthetics is changing too fast. , How can the ghost who died early catch up with the popularity
The last thing to fight for is career. In this regard, the Yin Soldiers finally have confidence. They are different from Lonely Ghosts and Wild Ghosts. Usually, you can deceive believers to offer sacrifices, eat, drink, and work!
Taicangzong employees: "Haha."
The Taoist priest not far away also heard the voices of several employees complaining: "... This group of old diaosi at the bottom of the Malos demand theory."
Daoists: "..."
You know a lot.
After seeing the employees sneeringly, they took out their own salary slips. The contents of the salary slips are clearly listed. In addition to the basic salary and commission, there are a lot of meal allowance benefits. There are even small leaders of the haunted house department like the drowned. In addition to the basic salary, they can also receive subsidies corresponding to the growth of the haunted house's quarterly performance. Not to mention stability, there are infinite possibilities for promotion and growth in the future! Maybe one day we can get the formal iron rice bowl system of the unit! After forming a yin relative, I dare not say anything else, the family economy can definitely be guaranteed!
This! What kind of fairy company is this? ! In the past, there were only rich offerings in the seminary, so the soldiers of the Qing Dynasty, who basically had no savings, slowly turned their attention to Zhang Pang, who was standing beside him with a blue face.
The little fat man saw their eyes clearly, and his crying expression suddenly became very anxious: "Master, our salaries have been compared by our peers, so how can we retain talents!"
Zhang Pang: "..."
As a cult leader, Zhang Pang has always been the one who challenged other people's three views. Today was the first time someone challenged the three views, and he couldn't help but feel a strange feeling of helplessness.
He even couldn't help but turn his eyes away from his own ghost soldiers, and stared at Wei Xi, who was talking to Uncle Shen about the female ghost position and the venue for the collective wedding of the employees - what the hell is going on? ! This priest looks so wrong! Is it really not a colleague of his own cult? !
Wei Xi was quite polite to him, realizing that he was looking at himself, and even showed a shallow smile: "Zhang Daoyou, your teaching is really good, and your concepts are also advanced. In terms of caring for the lives of employees, we still There is a lot to learn from you."
Wei Xi had never thought that the problem of single employees could be solved by means of a group blind date. In his opinion, Seminary Education is undoubtedly at the forefront of the humanities of the industry. It's just that the number of female ghosts summoned in this wave is still a bit small. There are hundreds of unmarried bachelors in the Taicang Sect, and the allocation is not enough. It would be better if there were more.
He said it so sincerely, but Zhang Pang's eyes instantly turned red, and he only felt that he had been deeply humiliated: "Okay! Good! It's me who underestimates the enemy, I didn't expect that the Taoists from your capital actually have such means. !"
The Taoists of the Beijing Taoist Association: "..."
Don't open the map cannon blindly, okay? It's none of our business.
Zhang Pang reacted very quickly, knowing that the situation was not good, he never wanted to fight, he turned around and ran.
It's really very popular!
He was very familiar with the terrain of his Taoist temple. After he put down the immortal style, he became even more shameless. He slipped quickly, and the two Taoist priests who were present immediately came back to their senses, and did not care about the ghosts on the scene. It was a wonderful event, and he grabbed the magic weapon and went to chase. Who knew that Zhang Pang had a lot of tricks, and he turned back with a strange spell.
The moment the spell was shot, smoke filled the sky, and everyone was delayed for a few seconds. When the smoke cleared, Zhang Pang and his apprentice, Fatty, were no longer in the yard.
Not only the Taoist priests, but the tall, thin-faced pockmarked people who were left in place were full of faces: "???"
Master, what's the matter with you? What about us
No one cares to sympathize with them, Xu Xiaofeng's soul has not been recovered yet, everyone needless to say, they will definitely have to pursue the victory. Of course, Weixi wanted to follow the big army, but before they could chase out the gate, the group of Qing Dynasty Yin soldiers left by Zhang Pang who had failed blind dates suddenly surrounded them and blocked them firmly behind the gate.
The Taoist priests have experienced the power of their armor, and they were immediately shocked and prepared to fight: "Are you still planning to help Zhou to abuse!"
The group of Yin soldiers did not move when they heard the words, their eyes were just staring at Wei Xi in the crowd, their eyes sharp and fiery.
A Taoist priest couldn't help showing a worried look, and said to Weixi: "Fellow Daoist Wei has destroyed their marriage, I am afraid this group of Yin soldiers will hold a grudge in their hearts..."
Before he could finish speaking, he saw the headed centurion take a step and said solemnly, "Master Wei! I dare you to ask if you want to apply for a job in Guiguan, what are the hard conditions?"
The Taoist priest who spoke: "..."
Other Taoist priests in the two places who are facing the enemy: "..."
Never imagined that this was actually a job-seeking program.
There was a faint sound of the little fat man sobbing in the wind—
"Master, what should I do? Our family's treatment is too bad, and no one is formal. Now there is no market for employees in blind date activities, and even the shadow soldiers have all changed jobs collectively..."
"… To shut up!"
The author has something to say: Qing Dynasty Yin Soldiers: "This unit of fucking seminarians is not very good in the blind date market!"