Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 89: advertise

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Xia Shouren, who was far away in the capital, also received news of the existence of the Taoist divine beast Xuanwu at the same time as the Taoist priests.

To this, Xia Shouren said, "Where are you talking about Xuanwu?"

The other Taoists were also full of sadness that they had nowhere to express, but they rushed to Xinnan and organized a special visit.

The Seminary Sect was wiped out, and the case was still under trial. The appearance of the little fat man wearing a yellow vest being brought in and out by the guards made many pious priests cry.

The monks pay attention to the inheritance from generation to generation. This kind of historical event must be recorded in the future records passed on to future generations. But how do they write the scene in front of them? Tell future descendants, children, the 21st century is a historic century. Our sacred beast was sentenced to XX years for participating in cult activities. Since then, he has become the first mythical beast with a criminal record in history, so everyone from now on Then you must obey the law.

Should I say that

The scene of a group of elderly people with buns shedding tears outside the detention center attracted the attention of many police officers. The police were still surprised: "Isn't it a good thing to solve such a big case? Why are they crying?"

A colleague who was a little more knowledgeable replied: "No matter how you say the regular sect and the cult are hostile, isn't there a word for it... Is the Dao system unstable? I guess weeping with joy."

Daoism is unstable! The Taoists were even more saddened and ashamed to speak, and after a while they could only say sadly: "Forget it, now, we can only work together to find a good lawyer for… Sentenced."

What's more, it's not all bad. It's better for Xuanwu to be locked up in a detention center than to be admitted to a cult. After all, it is an old-fashioned mythical beast with a long history. Although it has never been seen before, since Xuanwu can be regarded as the belief of guarding the north by Taoism, even if it is a benevolent person, it can be guessed from the legends left behind in ancient times. It is bound to have amazing mana. Even if it is not fully awakened due to various reasons, once it really goes astray, it is bound to become an existence that is extremely harmful to the world.

Humans are human beings after all, how could they compare to a god who has the ability to move mountains and reclaim the sea

Thinking of the foreign Taoist priests here, I can't help but feel scared, holding the hands of my colleagues in the new Nanjing City and the two places who have witnessed the new history of Taoism, and began to ask: "Are you injured in that fight in the mountains?"

Daoists who were condoled: "...It's okay, Xuanwu was subdued faster, that is, he couldn't escape and was thrown a few times by the snake's tail. It's not a big problem."

Several Taoist priests from well-known domestic Taoist temples have more professional knowledge. Hearing this, they have made up a thrilling scene, and their tone can not help but bring admiration: "I was subdued faster? I didn't expect you to keep a low profile. Dao Fa is so profound, dare to ask which Taoist leader is the leader when fighting Fa? What method was used?"

When they asked, countless difficult arrays quickly flashed through their minds, and they saw shame and embarrassment on the faces of the fellow Daoists being consoled—

"... It's a pastoral dog spirit captured by Taoist friends from Taicang Sect."

"It brought anesthesia needles used by the gang of dog thieves."

Taoist ancient Xuanwu defeated Taicang Zong pastoral dog, and asked the Taoist priests: "..."

******

The head of the Taicang Sect, Wei Xi, was a little wary of the fearful gazes of many fellow Taoists. Thinking of Xuanwu's identity, he couldn't help but ask the second apprentice beside him: "Queer, could it be that they saw me when I was biting Xuanwu? right?"

The second apprentice seemed to pause: "Did you bite it? Where did you bite it?"

Wei Xi touched the tip of his tongue, which he managed to get rid of, "Just the tail."

The second apprentice was silent for a while, and his voice suddenly became very low: "Oh, what do you think of the taste?"

Wei Xi heard something wrong, turned back to look at the other party, and found that the second apprentice's eyes were dark.

"It doesn't have any taste, it's just a little more yang energy." Wei Xi was stared at, hesitant, inexplicably guilty, and subconsciously added, "But of course it's not as good as you. Your taste is the best."

The expression on the apprentice's face seemed to loosen a little, but it soon became stiffer: "Really? So what if I could meet something that tastes better than mine?"

When Wei Xi heard this question, he answered without thinking, "How is that possible!"

But after speaking out, I also felt a little strange, where did this unreasonable certainty come from? Why did the answer emerge so clearly in the depths of my heart

******

The news that the Xinnan cult was annihilated by the Taoist priests spontaneously appeared on the country's largest TV news program. The little fat man on the screen was covered by mosaics and reflected on his guilt to the media. How many Taoist priests were crying at the TV screen, Wei Tianyi, who was passing by the TV screen, just snorted coldly: "I was finally caught, when I saw him that day, I thought he had a crooked face and was not a good person. ."

Tuanyiyi was silent, and Shu Wanrong felt a little ashamed: "Don't talk about it, you still believed that they couldn't believe it at that time."

Wei Tianyi's face twitched and he walked away angrily. Until now, it is difficult to face the self who was almost feudal and superstitious.

No one at home paid any attention to him, Wei Chengshu watched TV more, but asked, "... You've been away from home for so many days to do this?"

When he asked questions, he looked at Wei Xi, Wei Xi hummed, Wei Chengshu stopped talking, and looked gloomily at the bottom of the TV screen "... After a fierce battle, many Taoist priests were injured..." Words, after a while, he turned and left with a cold face.

Shu Wanrong looked at his back and walked to the bathroom, a little speechless: "Do you want to wipe the stone tablet again?"

Wei Chengshu turned over the cabinet in the bathroom until the bells rattled, took out his bucket and rag, and stuffed it back with a duang sound, put on his coat with a gloomy expression, and went out the door: "No more! Wipe your ass! "

"Why is this dead child angry for no reason?" Shu Wanrong ate a grape inexplicably.

Wei Xi didn't pay attention to their movements, and just fiddled with his mobile phone. There was news about the Zongmen advertisement he had previously ordered Qiu Guokai to do.

Qiu Guokai was still quite uneasy: "Master Wei, I shot this advertisement according to your request, but is the content okay? You can't pass the censorship if I look left, right, up and down. !"

Wei Xi had nothing in common with his judgment as a professional, and answered without worry: "It's okay, the other party has already promised, you can send me a copy of the advertisement, and I will contact Mr. Gu to play it."

As he spoke, he got up and went out to breathe.

With the New Year approaching, the cold in the capital has intensified. Except for evergreen trees, almost all the street trees in the community are bald and clean, but the vegetation in the yard of the Wei family is always lush and lush. However, despite the weather, there are still many guests who come to the house for tea and incense. Especially after the Xinnan incident, Taicang Zong, as the main force in destroying the cult, once again appeared on TV, and the group of believers has grown stronger and stronger. In the first two days, there were several hot searches on Weibo.

In the hot search, there was a lot of discussion about the extermination of the cultivators in the two tunnels, and many local people revealed the strange things they encountered in Yucheng Mountain on the day of the operation.

The sudden howl of the wild beast is not bad, it can be explained by science, but it is another topic that attracts the most attention—

"To tell the truth, we went to Yucheng Mountain to watch the lively after hearing the sound that day. At that time, the door of the Taoist temple of the seminary was open. I don't know if it was an illusion, but I actually felt that there were a lot of people walking around! At least there were hundreds! Some men and women wear suits and armor, and I seem to see them holding roses in their hands!"

Most of the comments below are comforting this netizen who may have misunderstood, how could a small Taoist temple squeeze into hundreds of people, not to mention—

"The 23333 ghost is wearing a suit and holding flowers. There are men and women, and the po master's brain is too big. Could it be that he crashed into the blind date scene?"

But there are also many serious voices in these jokes. For example, a local netizen in Xinnan left a message very seriously—

"I believe the PO owner's words, it's not that I said that the family is really evil these days. I went home that day and found that there was a shopping bag in the room, with a pair of limited edition sneakers in it. I thought it was my parents. Bought it for me, but after I wore it for two days, I accidentally asked, and they all said they didn't know! As a result, that night I dreamed that my sister, who died more than two years ago, was with a man who could not see her face. Together, ask me if I like the color of the sneakers! I was so scared that I woke up at the time. My mother was so heartbroken that she actually said that my sister was going to be married. This is a betrothal gift from my future brother-in-law. It's ok."

Below his comment, there are nearly a thousand topic buildings, which are full of—

"Someone's brother-in-law, limited edition sneakers... Why is he so rich when he is a ghost... "

"I go, I want a brother-in-law like this too..."

"Brother-in-law saw me. Although I don't have a sister, do you still need a brother-in-law?"

Wei Xi knew at a glance that this must be the progress of the blind date activities of his own employees. It seems that the promised mass wedding will be held soon.

However, taking into account the frightened brother-in-law, he still decided to tell Uncle Shen to let the employees keep a low profile when they please their future in-laws. As a result, before the number was dialed, he ran into the second apprentice who was calling at the door.

The second apprentice sat casually by the pillar at the door, with one leg bent on his arm that was not holding the phone, and looked into the distance, Wei Xi could only see the back of his head turned inward, and his voice was not very clear—

"Have you checked it out? The formation on the mountain."

"really."

"I guessed it, it was sealed and left for future generations to summon. I... and he both reacted. Carefully check the details of Yucheng Mountain."

"Currently there is only one Xuanwu."

"Who? Where?"

"I know Qiu Xian, there was a flood last month and it was badly affected. It was photographed and where did it go?"

"… How far is the Yellow River from the Bohai Sea?"

"I see."

Wei Xi heard it as if he didn't understand, and subconsciously shouted: "Queer?"

The second apprentice in front suddenly turned his head, and for a moment he couldn't restrain the icy gaze in his eyes, making Wei Xi who was staring at him couldn't help but pause for a moment.

But the apprentice quickly returned to normal. After agreeing a few times, he hung up the phone. He got up and walked towards him. His voice became much lower: "Why aren't you wearing a coat?"

Wei Xi was hit by the cold wind and felt cold afterward, but his mind hadn't turned around yet: "What were you talking about just now? What formation on the mountain?"

The apprentice glanced at him, but didn't answer, raised his hand and squeezed his hand holding the phone, presumably feeling cold, took off his jacket neatly and draped it over his shoulders, then paused and said, "Weixi, I'm going out for a few days."

Wei Xi's brain was really bad, and he was distracted by him: "Where are you going?"

The apprentice closed the zipper for him, watched him for a while, raised his hand to brush his hair for him as if nothing had happened, and touched the corner of his mouth: "... a small matter, don't worry, I'll be back safely soon."

******

The apprentice seemed to be in a hurry. After reporting to him, he packed up and left the house. Before leaving, he stood in the yard and looked back.

Wei Xi watched him leave, not knowing why he wanted to catch up. But it didn't take long before I received the Zongmen advertisement from Qiu Guokai, and before I could open it, an unexpected guest came to the door.

Wei Xi recognized him as soon as he saw him: "Mr. Gu?"

Mr. Gu from the Cultural Office looked a little anxious, and he started to slap the rainbow as soon as he entered the door: "Master Wei, I have found you. I read the news that you and Daoist Quan and the others went to Xinnan to destroy the cult. It's really amazing."

Wei Xi looked at him and asked, "Is there something wrong with Mr. Gu?"

Mr. Gu immediately went to the topic: "Have you read the news about the news that Qiu Xian suffered from the flood last month?"

Weissy nodded.

Mr. Gu: "Then Master Wei also knows the rumors that Qiu Xian has a dragon on the Internet?"

Wei Xi: "Yeah."

Mr. Gu slapped his thigh: "That's good, our "Believe in Science" column group has recently received a lot of submissions from people in the lower reaches of the Yellow River, saying that they saw the same dragon in the river. In addition, according to their revelations, Different floods are happening everywhere, which has led to an unusually high level of attention on the Internet! The threat to social stability is also extremely large. We cannot delete the forum or Weibo by the Publicity Department, so we decided to let our column The team went to shoot a few episodes to focus on refuting the rumors. This matter is no trivial matter. I have already contacted the local Taoist Association, and at the same time, I have experienced the last ancient tomb incident, and I immediately thought of you, Master Wei, and filmed this unkind request with the team. Please promise."

Their column team invited people for money. Wei Xi had no reason not to agree, but at the same time he was a little surprised: "I just have something to go to Mr. Gu."

Mr. Gu arranged a car for him, and when he heard the words, he immediately asked: "Master Wei also has something to do with me?"

Wei Xi nodded: "Mr. Gu promised to help me with one thing last time at the ancient tomb in the north of the city..."

Mr. Gu nodded immediately: "Oh oh oh! That ah! Remember, is it possible that I really have the ability to help Master Wei?"

Wei Xi nodded: "I heard that Mr. Gu's department is responsible for reviewing TV commercials. We happened to shoot an advertisement some time ago..."

When Mr. Gu heard the words, he was immediately excited. It turned out that there was an advertisement to be posted. It was a bit of a job. He also heard from the local Taoist Association that Weixi had other industries in his hands, and it seemed to be related to the entertainment industry. It's normal to have an advertisement, so he waved his hand in a dashing manner: "Understood, Master Wei, you're welcome, it's just a trivial matter, and it's still within the scope of my authority."

It was estimated that things were getting hot. He was eager to invite Weixi to leave. After Weixi got the promise, he no longer hesitated, and got into his car with unity and righteousness.

After the car started, Mr. Gu seemed to breathe a sigh of relief. Wei Xi thought of Qiu Guokai's words, but he was a little more uncertain: "Mr. Gu, our commercial has been filmed, do you want to watch it now?"

Seeing him take out his mobile phone, Mr. Gu didn't seem to believe in himself, and he didn't care. It's not that he is bragging. With the authority of their ministry, even TV shopping that sells fake goods can be arranged, right? So while answering the phone, I made a ticket for myself: "Master Wei, don't worry, I'm still the old saying, if this thing can't be done, I'm a dog!"

Wei Xi nodded in satisfaction.

ten seconds.

Mr. Gu put down his mobile phone and looked out the window, his eyes blank and dull: "Master Wei..."

Wei Xi looked at the information about the Qiu Xian flood and the photos he was going to take in the car that he was going to take in the car, and turned around and answered indifferently, "Huh?"

Seeing Mr. Gu staring at him, he turned his eyes away in confusion after a while: "That's it, I'm considering whether to try a different life."