Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 9: Fuck you bloody black dog

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Wei Xi could still understand the swearing words, and his strength to bite his fingers immediately became heavier.

Shuozong's face was sullen and his eyes were cloudy. After another confrontation, he turned his eyes and said, "Let go, I won't move your things."

Biting and unable to bite, it was tricky to fight, Wei Xi weighed it and glanced at Feng Yangxian who was still trying to roll himself over on the ground, and finally gave in. Of course, he took a few more breaths of Yang Qi before that.

Shuozong withdrew his fingers, and there was still a damp coolness on them.

He lowered his head and saw the lines that spread all the way to the second knuckle of his middle finger. Several fresh tooth marks were embedded in the lines, which were small and neat semi-circles.

He frowned suddenly, wiped his trousers hastily, and stopped looking.

Wei Xi ate quickly this time. He originally thought that he had not tasted the yin for a long time and had to taste it well. Who knew that an unexpected guest would suddenly come and make him run out of food reserves. He was dissatisfied in his heart, and he was wary of what the other party would do. He simply folded Feng Yangxian a few times, and then tied it with the rest of his arm a few times, and then folded it into a solid and thick bag, which he swallowed in his stomach. . Because he hated the other party for hurting the unity and righteousness, he didn't forget to give a few more punches when he folded. In the end, when he swallowed it whole, he felt very regretful. It really doesn't taste like this.

If Feng Yangxian hadn't lost his soul, he would probably have to get up at this moment, burn incense, worship Buddha, sing and dance, and finally die!

Wei Xi didn't give up and looked around again, and finally determined that there was really nothing left in the room, so he could only glance at the arrogant man, planning to find an opportunity to eat him in the future.

However, this time, I couldn't help but think of the fact that I couldn't bite the other party just now, and my spirit was very depressed.

He was about to open the door when the other party suddenly said, "Wait."

Wei Xi was upset and looked back, and he wasn't afraid to fight.

The other party just looked at him up and down, then raised his hand, took off his upper clothes neatly, and covered his head: "Put it on."

Wei Xi glanced at himself, only to realize that the tattered robe on his body had been completely torn by Feng Yangxian, from the shoulders to the waist and abdomen.

**

Lu Wenqing and Li Rui were waiting outside the room, and from time to time they heard fierce fights coming from across the door. The two of them were very nervous by this wave of noise, and they both believed that the ghosts they encountered this time were particularly difficult to deal with. Lu Wenqing kept saying in his heart that he was a loser. He actually only charged the Lin family 100,000 for such a troublesome list. Fortunately, the frightening movement finally disappeared, and the closed door slowly opened after that.

The two of them were shocked, and immediately looked at them, and saw that the handsome young man just walked out with a gloomy face. He was born good-looking, but his clothes were even stranger than before. Half of the tattered robe was taken off and he was casually tied with sleeves around his waist, and the upper part of his body was replaced with black long sleeves.

The top was slightly loose on him, the sleeves covered half of the back of his hands, and the high collar was also slack under his slender neck, revealing his delicate and clear Adam's apple.

When the brothers saw it clearly, their eyes widened immediately, but not because the other party relied on the outstanding temperament to wear this strange mix and match into an alternative fashion beauty, but because—this dress is too damn familiar!

Immediately, the door opened wider, and Mr. Shuozong came out. Without his shirt, he only had a black vest on his body, and the tattoos all over his arms and shoulders were exposed. This is already very arrogant, coupled with his muscular upper arm and emotionally unpredictable face, in another scene, he is like a gangster boss who is about to carry a gun and do things right away. The vibe is totally different from the usual one.

Lu Wenqing was usually very afraid of him, but in this case, his scalp was numb. Shuozong only glanced at him, and his legs trembled: "First, sir."

Shuozong said, "Go and call the people outside."

When they were talking here, Wei Xi was not curious, and walked away without looking sideways.

Lu Wenqing kept peeking at him, passing that moment of happiness and shouting in his heart: "Weixi?"

Weissy turned around.

Seeing this reaction, Lu Wenqing was stunned for a while, and then said incredulously, "Is it really you?!"

*****

It took Wei Xi a while to realize who the other party was calling, and finally remembered that the body he was using was not his own.

However, that little unlucky ghost who was saved by his rare kindness not only looked a lot like him, but also had the same name, which made him a little surprised.

Getting into someone else's body is already a lot of trouble, not to mention that the little unlucky guy originally looked like a rich kid. When Wei Xi came out of the mountain, he was ready to meet his old friend, but he didn't expect this day to come so early.

He still has basic common sense, and he also knows how the mortals outside the mountain will react when they encounter something similar to the upper body of a ghost. It doesn't matter if he is willing or not, he will have a headache at that time. He can't eat all the people who recognize this face, can he? If you do this, Wei Dedao will be the first to dig it out from the ground and spread the horns crazy.

Therefore, in the face of Lu Wenqing's greetings, his attitude was very dull, and he didn't speak much easily.

After all, Lu Wenqing was not familiar with the original Wei Xi either, so he didn't see anything, he only sighed that he had not seen the other party for a while, and he was a lot colder. He must have been stimulated by the previous attack.

But he didn't have time to study it carefully. First, Mr. Shuozong, who made him nervous, was next to him, and secondly, the Lin family and the group of gods were coming back at this moment.

The old man with long beard was helped out, his legs trembled when he saw Weixi and Shuozong, especially in front of Weixi, he was so scared that he didn't even dare to lift his head. At any rate, Shuozong just threatened him a few words, but Wei Xi was eating a hell of a ghost in front of him!

As soon as the old Taoist closed his eyes, his mind was full of the heroic figure of the other party pulling off Feng Yangxian's long hair, and he probably wouldn't want to eat spaghetti in his life.

Lin Hanyang came back with his wife and mother tremblingly, and he was completely convinced now.

From elementary school to graduate school, he has received materialist education for nearly thirty years, but all the dialectical relations between matter and consciousness have become paper tigers before the pictures he sees with his own eyes.

Lin Hanyang is no longer the Lin Hanyang he used to be. At first, he vowed that his misfortunes were all due to normal changes in the market economy, but now he wants to throw paper money while walking. When he saw Wei Xi after entering the house, he was immediately ashamed. To be honest, he was still holding on to luck before seeing Feng Yangxian taking off the old Taoist.

He looked at Wei Xi, and then at the Lu family. He couldn't guess who Feng Yangxian solved the problem. He could only ask Wang Daochang, whose legs were too weak to stand. Wang Daochang looked at one of them in horror.

Lin Hanyang and his wife and mother immediately surrounded Wei Xi with excitement.

"Master Wei, that female ghost has really been dealt with? Won't come back?"

Wei Xi thought for a while: "No."

The old man with long beard glanced at the harmless appearance of others and animals, and his face was disheveled.

Lin Hanyang and the others huddled in the corner of the hallway, and didn't know anything about what was going on in the house. Only when Feng Yangxian had been transformed by Wei Xidu, the old lady Lin put her hands together and immediately recited several words of Amitabha.

Lu Wenqing couldn't ask any more questions. Hearing this conversation again, he asked Shuozong in surprise: "Sir, didn't you solve the ghost inside?"

Shuozong thought of the gnawed Specter when he entered, and was silent for a while: "Not all."

Lu Wenqing thought this was because Wei Xi helped solve part of the problem, and was shocked and jealous, lamenting that he had not been able to make breakthroughs in his life for decades: "Damn it, how about this, I haven't seen him for a few months and learned to catch him. What the hell?!"

Shuozong glanced at him: "You know him?"

Lu Wenqing also thought that he was just curious, so he repeated the gossip he just talked to his cousin, and when he mentioned the word gay, he was afraid that the other party would not understand it. After listening, Shuozong didn't say anything, only looked meaningfully at Wei Xi in the crowd.

Wei Xi has already started to talk about treatment, but this is the first proposal from the Lin family. Lin Hanyang has no experience in hiring others. According to the standard his mother gave to other masters, he was afraid that he would give less, so he respectfully let Wei Xi himself. Mention: "Master Lin, I don't know how much you charge for a normal ritual? I'll let my family prepare it."

How much does it cost

Wei Xi was at a loss when asked.

He came here for a full meal for free. Originally, there was no concept of charging money, but it seemed that the Lin family wanted to give him another sum of money. Weixi still decided not to refuse, but how much should he charge

The money in this country was completely different from what he had in mind. He carefully rummaged through his experience on the way down the mountain to seek clues. The cake was ten yuan a bowl, and the man at the foot of the mountain asked him for three hundred dollars. Dollars, the attitude is still very tough, it can be seen that this is a lot of money for the other party.

One hundred feet can buy ten bowls of cake, which is indeed not small.

So he measured it and felt that the price of the work should be higher than this, and said, "Five hundred."

Shuozong: "..."

Everyone present: "..."

Wei Xi saw that the Lin family stared blankly at him without speaking. Just as he was about to lower the price by another 200, Shuo Zong, who was on the side, had already come over and covered his mouth. At the same time, he said to Lin Hanyang with a sullen face, "Give it to him at the market price."

As soon as Wei Xi smelled the smell, he wanted to take the opportunity to bite him, but Shuo Zong's hand let go as soon as he opened his mouth.

Lin Hanyang was at a loss, and even wondered whether Weixi was still dissatisfied with the fact that he had sent him two hundred yuan in the first place. Hearing this, he immediately felt a pardon, and hurriedly asked his family to take it according to the standard given to the Lu family. One hundred thousand. Looking at Shuozong again: "This is...?"

Lu Wenqing immediately returned to his senses and explained, "This is Mr. Shuozong, the authoritative advisor of the Lu family."

"Ah!" Lin Hanyang was startled, glanced at the handsome face of the other party and the unruly lines on his arms, and secretly felt ashamed, "Guo, it really is different."

The long-bearded Taoist priest who received a full 30,000 yuan from this ritual began to have a strong self-doubt in his heart, and he was in a trance for a while.

After Shuozong pulled Wei Xi out, he motioned to Lu Wenqing to go to the room where the accident happened just now, took out a simple-looking pottery pot, and said, "That female ghost used to hide here, where did you get this pot from?"

When the Lin family heard this, their expressions changed drastically, and Mrs. Lin almost fainted again: "This, I picked it up on a construction site when I went to the street a few years ago! Many people went to rob it at that time, saying yes When digging the foundation, I dug out a lot of antiques from the ground, so I grabbed this one, and after I got it back, I asked my friends to identify it, and they all said that it was an old genuine item, and I made a lot of money! What, how could it be…”

Knowing that it was the real thing at the time, the old lady was still very happy. She felt that she really had vision and luck, and she could even pick up a good thing without paying a penny. But now, after hearing what Shuozong said, she suddenly realized that her son's business problems and her daughter-in-law's poor health seemed to really start when this pottery pot entered the house.

Lin Hanyang also knew her mother's temperament. She had a hard time when she was young. Although she is now well off, she can't change her mentality of taking advantage. Even after he was taken to Beijing, the family was not short of money, but he had to use his old age card to squeeze the bus and run all the way to buy vegetables during rush hour. Going out to eat, picking up the high-grade hand sanitizer and toilet paper in the bathroom of the restaurant, going shopping, I have to queue up several times to grab the small gifts that other merchants give away for free, even when I travel abroad, I refuse to give the tip that I should give, and also Trying to steal some "souvenirs" such as dead branches and rotten leaves at various attractions, she still has to quarrel to stop her, which often makes him and his wife very embarrassed. Lin Hanyang was very helpless, but the other party was his own mother who had raised him for decades. No matter what, he could only persuade his wife to be invisible. However, this time, no matter how good his temper was, he couldn't stand it anymore. After all, his mother's greedy behavior almost brought disaster to his family.

He sighed: "Mom, I didn't tell you, you usually don't listen to me. Can a family really make a fortune because of this little cheapness?"

"I don't want to save some money for the family!" The old lady was stubborn at first, and then thinking about the consequences she caused, she said, "This, this thing is really so mysterious? It would be bad luck to keep it at home. ? Then, what will happen if we don't find out?"

Shuozong glanced at her and was too lazy to speak. Lu Wenqing, who was behind him, hurriedly explained: "When digging foundations at the construction site, sometimes tombs are dug up, and the antiques dug up are of course funerary objects in the tomb. How can such things be taken home casually? Burial objects are somewhat unclean, and if the feng shui of the buried tomb is wrong, it is even more difficult to say. As for the female ghost you mentioned..."

Lu Wenqing had never seen the female ghost, so he couldn't tell, but Shuozong only glanced at Mrs. Lin and said to Lin Hanyang: "Mrs. Zun has already sucked a lot of anger away, so she is weak and sick. If we continue like this, then The female ghost should eventually eat her, and then turn into her and continue living with you."

Lin Hanyang's hair all stood up all over his body. When the old lady heard that she was about to become a family member with a female ghost, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to speak sternly anymore. take things.

When the family sees this pottery now, their whole body goes cold, they dare not touch it, and hide away: "Then, what should I do with this thing?"

Lu Wenqing thought about it, this kind of thing is still very difficult to solve, and it may be a problem in the future when it is sent to the museum, but it is not so simple to want to destroy it. After all, it has been immersed in the tomb for hundreds of years, and then was used by Specter to hide. It is no longer the same as ordinary pottery. Ordinary beating is absolutely not broken, and it has to be resolved first.

So he thought about it, and then listed a string of complex raw materials such as black dog blood and cinnabar according to his experience, as well as solutions such as soaking the evil things in the interior for seven, seven and forty-nine days, just about to speak.

His hand suddenly lightened, and he looked to the side, Wei Xi had taken the pottery basin by himself, and held it up to his eyes for a closer look.

Just as Lu Wenqing wanted to remind him to be careful, he saw the young man in front of him had his hands on the jar, and he broke both sides—

Wei Xi said with one hand: "Okay."

Lu Wenqing: "???"

He was stunned for a moment, and saw that the other party held up two pottery pieces before throwing away the shards, and handed them to his mouth to nibble on a whim.

Lu Wenqing: "!!!"

How can you put such a thing in your mouth? ! He was shocked, and just as he was about to stop it, Wei Xi had already vomited by himself.

Alas! The lingering smell of mud, the taste is also slag, very unpalatable.

Lu Wenqing: "..."

Go to the fucking black dog's blood.

The author has something to say: Wei Xi: I came to do it once, and the price was clearly marked, at least 500 yuan!