Wei Xi: "??"
Qinglong: "??"
Many humans watching below: "??"
Chongming looked at the inhumane picture in the air ahead with a pale face, and murmured: "...What did you just say..."
Xia Shouren's expression was dull: "...you ask me how I know..."
The newly grown horns were snapped off by the crisp, and the blue dragon started to scream frantically again after a short stupor. Apart from the pain, it couldn't figure it out! It clearly smelled the breath of the auspicious beasts of the same origin, and even faintly gave birth to a sense of dependence that was almost obedient in the inheritance, and instinctively told it that the latter was its own! But why did my own people break off its horns? ! This makes it more difficult to accept than the one who gnaws at the face!
The dragon head was too big, Wei Xi grabbed one of the horns, and there were scales in his mouth. He stuck out his tongue and licked the warm dragon blood at the corner of his mouth, and looked at the guy next to him with an unknown purpose.
The other party looked down at him, holding the dragon horn in his hand, with an indifferent expression, as if he was playing tricks on him.
Wei Xi turned his head desperately, trying to guess the meaning of the opponent's action, but this kind of thinking was too difficult for his mind, so after a while, appetite prevailed, he tentatively opened his mouth, approached the opponent's hand, and then Carefully took a bite.
During this process, his eyes stared at the person who was feeding him for a moment, so that he could detect the moment the other party changed.
However, unexpectedly, the other party seemed to be simply feeding him. Not only did he not take back the dragon's horns, but he also extended his thumb to wipe off the rain and dragon blood from the corners of his mouth. The temperature of the other person's fingertips is very high, which is in stark contrast to Weixi's own skin that is frozen by the rain and the wind. The crispy, tender and smooth taste of the freshly grown dragon horns blends together.
There seemed to be a smile in the other's eyes.
Wei Xi's vigilance slowly dissipated as he looked at him, relaxed his nerves, and took another bite slowly.
The two of them squatted down, gathered at the faucet, and looked at each other for a long time. At this moment, the originally hostile atmosphere was unprecedentedly friendly, and even the whistling wind seemed to have softened.
Qinglong, who witnessed the scene of the dog abuse, opened his eyes wide and let out a bleak roar: "Ow ooh ooh!!!"
What's the matter with you guys? ! Why are you suddenly being ambiguous on such a serious occasion? ! Please stop looking at each other! See how I am! Respect your opponents! !
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It rolled up in the air angrily, and almost rolled itself into a tangle of twists. The sea was turbulent, and the sound of the waves hitting the dam was so intense that it almost roared. However, even so, it was still unable to dispel the two immobile threats on its body. Throw it out of the water. On the contrary, it was itself, whose scales and dragon horns were torn off and suddenly changed. It was dizzy and dizzy. One accidentally fell out of the air and smashed directly on the landscape platform of Jinhai Park.
The deafening sound of falling was followed by a roar, and the more than ten-meter-long dragon slapped frantically on the ground. Wei Xi was shaken back to his senses. For fear of it escaping, he hurriedly took away the remaining dragon horns in Shuozong's hand, and then concentrated on his work. He firmly held down the struggling prey under him, wrapping its trembling long whiskers around his hands.
At this point, the Taoist priests who were stunned by the sudden situation finally woke up. They didn't even have time to guess where Wei Xi's strange eating behavior came from, so they subconsciously rushed up with pale faces, and said desperately. Shouting: "Fellow Daoist Guard!!! No!!!"
That's a dragon! ! ! Dragon! ! ! ! Although it has caused huge disasters, caused a lot of trouble to the world, and has a very arrogant and cold attitude, in the final analysis, it is still an idol that has never been out of breath in this country for thousands of years! ! There is only one dragon in heaven and earth! ! !
Everyone was in tears watching Wei Xi desperately pulling the dragon's beard and beating it at the same time! How can you use such a brutal conquest method? !
Wei Xi didn't understand their emotions at all. He thought that the fellow Taoists were worried about him. He shook the blood and rain on his face. The beard, said coldly: "Don't panic, I'll kill it now."
The Taoist priests listened blankly: "What?! You still want to kill it!!!"
Qinglong was threatened with death, and finally panicked. It was unbelievable that someone in this world dared to say this to himself: "You dare to kill me!!!??"
Wei Xi felt that its confidence in his own life was baseless: "You are not a wild boar, what can't you kill?"
Qinglong, who is struggling: "?"
The flustered Taoist priests: "?"
Qinglong was so shocked by his words that he even forgot to struggle, and murmured in disbelief: "I... Am I still inferior to a wild boar?"
Wei Xi sneered: "Nonsense, wild boar is a national second-class protected animal, poaching will be fined by the Forestry Bureau, what are you? How dare you compare yourself to wild boar?"
Qinglong: "..."
Daoists: "..."
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Qinglong only felt that he had been humiliated the most in his life, and roared in anger: "You! Say! What! What!"
It is a dignified blue dragon who has cultivated for thousands of years, calling the wind and calling the rain, guarding one side, enough to rank in the existence of the fairy class, and it is not even comparable to a mere wild boar in this population? !
If he could transform into a human form at this moment, he would definitely have jumped up and started scolding the street. Unfortunately, his time as Jackie Chan is short and he can only manifest his anger in the world, so the only way to express his anger is to shout and shake his limbs and tails desperately. However, Wei Xi's evaluation was obviously not a joke, and the killing intent in his eyes was real.
Seeing the blue dragon's blood dripping down his forehead all the way to his feet, Mr. Gu realized Wei Xi's intentions and finally collapsed - their column team is good at breaking feudal superstitions, but that doesn't mean they have to kill the dragon. what! If this dragon really killed Weixi, how should he explain to the higher authorities? !
The hunting scene in front was rough and direct, and Mr. Gu's mind was empty. When he regained his senses, he realized that he had jumped on the dragon's head and grabbed Wei Xi's wrist firmly: "Master Wei!!!"
Wei Xi was dragged by him and frowned: "What?"
Mr. Gu choked, and his voice was almost unstoppable: "I'll show you that advertisement in your watch! Can't I show it to you! This one can't be killed, really can't be killed!"
Wei Xi couldn't care about any advertisements at this moment, and his expression quickly turned cold when he realized that he was going to stop him.
Looking at each other, Mr. Gu suddenly had a shuddering fear. Even though it was a familiar face, he felt as if he was facing the pressure of a natural enemy. He was speechless for a while. Qinglong, whose head kept roaring because of pain and anger, went silent.
Fortunately, in the next second, Wei Xi took the lead in turning his eyes away. He seemed to have suddenly encountered some unexpected situation. He let out a hiss, and then released the hand wrapped around the dragon's beard and quickly took out a whole body from his clothes. Bright white jade.
The turbulent rain hit the jade card, and then slipped down along the surface texture. Wei Xi stared at it with indescribable resentment.
He seemed to have reached the limit, so much so that he even threw the sign at the faucet in a rage after a while, smashing the blue dragon to close his eyes, and then shouted: "Hot! Hot!"
When Mr. Gu heard the call for help, he instinctively reached out and grabbed it. He was so hot that he jumped all over. He only felt that his entire hand was about to be burned in an instant.
The jade card was swept down by his actions, and immersed in the dragon blood dripping from the ground along the faucet, causing a stinging sound of boiling, making it hard to imagine what kind of terrifying high temperature it carried. Wei Xi was already out of anger: "I have been patient enough to let go of those wild dogs and wild boars, why can't I eat them?!"
No one knew who he was talking to, but when he was distracted, the blue dragon quickly realized that he had an opportunity. At this time, its initial arrogance and ruthlessness did not know where it went, and when it seized the opportunity, it didn't even dare to take revenge on Wei Xi, and only took advantage of the moment when its dragon horn was released and shook its head and threw Wei Xi down. , then disregarding the image, he pulled up his limbs and rushed towards the fence of the landscape platform near the sea with tears in his eyes like a loach fleeing for his life!
What about the dragon! What is dignity? Keep the green hills! Don't be afraid of running out of firewood! But we can't hide!
The Daoists present were surprised at Wei Xi's sudden anger, and then they noticed its plan. They didn't expect it to be so shameless, and their eyes widened by surprise: "Lord Qinglong!"
"Don't go into the sea!!"
"There are millions of people in the sea city!!! Please think twice!!!"
Perhaps realizing that his master was coming, the whistling sound of the sea breeze increased several times in an instant.
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At the same time, the citizens of countless cities in the sea city realized that something was wrong. Due to the increasingly strong wind, there was no one on the street at this time. People hid in all the places where they could shelter from the wind and rain, cursing the inexplicably bad weather, and I don’t know who was the first to look up and see the sky. , let out a shocked cry: "Oh my God! What's going on with that cloud?!"
I don't know when the sky in the distance began to gather dark clouds, and they were drifting towards the city with overwhelming momentum. The wind outside the house also increased, and with a click, a tree on the road that could not be hugged by its arms was blown up by its roots. , the citizens who were sheltering from the rain in the shopping mall screamed one after another.
Chaos also began at several resorts near the beach, with ocean-view room occupants pulling back curtains one by one to hide behind slammed glass doors to observe the spectacle outside their balconies. The surfing waves of the sea are getting more and more amazing each time, and the latest one has easily covered the highest sandy beach. Everyone's eyes widened, not daring to miss any detail. After a while, someone finally started to cry out in fear—
"wave!!!!"
"What a big wave!!!!"
"Tsunami is coming!!!!"
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In the sea entrance park, Qinglong had already crashed into the guardrail, ignoring the shouts of many believers behind him.
What is a human being to it? Only the existence of the same divine beast can be regarded as its kind.
It escaped too fast, and the Daoists on the scene had no time to chase. Fortunately, Xia Shouren and Chongming, who had been hit hard just now, were by the fence at this time, and of course they wanted to stop it. But thinking that this is also a beast, Xia Shouren felt sympathy in his heart, and did not use extreme means, but just reached out and grabbed its tail.
But the strength of the Qinglong that has accepted the inheritance is not guaranteed after all. Even if the strength of the heaven and earth spirits is greatly affected after the collapse of the heaven, it still has a lot of methods. Realizing that Xia Shouren is grabbing his tail, his eyes gleamed, and then he actually He quickly shrank his figure, and slid into the gap of the fence like a dog hole.
Xia Shouren was stunned for a while, completely not expecting that he would meet such a careless dragon. Aren't all dragons very proud? In the past, those guys who roamed in various sea areas, who didn't regard their dignity and face as more important than life? If you can bring your little brother into a fight, you won't be alone. If you can roar and roar, you won't be low-key and silent. What's going on in a dog's hole
Realizing that he had missed, Xia Shouren's expression became solemn.
He was about to catch up, when he saw his friend who had been by Wei Xi's side from just now walking over with a signboard-like indifferent expression: "This is a wild way to become a monk, you use the means to deal with ordinary dragons to deal with him, your brain Is it broken?"
However, Xia Shouren didn't care to refute his friend's poisonous tongue, and just stared blankly at the extra dragon spear in his friend's hand that he didn't know when.
"... buddy." As soon as the dragon spear came out, the blue dragon would never return. This is not their usual way of doing things. Xia Shouren couldn't help but ask hesitantly, "There is only one dragon in the world. Cultivation is not easy, you won't kill it because of such a little thing, right?"
The edge of the dragon spear shone coldly in the rain, Shuozong carried it and took off his black raincoat as he walked. The intricate tattoos on his arms showed a little bit with his movements, and the mysterious incantation was full of unruly murderous aura. He glanced vaguely at Wei Xi, who was still angry in the crowd, and said indifferently: "It's a disaster for the world, causing many floods, and he doesn't want to be subdued, what's wrong."
Xia Shouren was a little confused: "Is it really for this reason?"
Shuozong said lightly, "Why not?"
Xia Shouren said, "... I thought you wanted to feed him to whoever."
"..." Shuozong hummed, "nonsense."
Xia Shouren heartily said fart, I clearly saw you feeding him dragon horns just now! However, before he could make a sound, his friend jumped down very neatly.
Seeing Xia Shouren and Chongming, of course, followed closely behind, the Taoist priests who were present probably guessed that they were going to risk their lives, and their faces showed worried expressions.
Tuanjie was already dumbfounded: "What's going on? Why did they jump into the sea?! Such a big storm, are you dying?"
The Taoist priests also frowned: "After the thunder calamity, it is already a real dragon. After entering the sea, it is equivalent to entering its home field. It is very fast in the water, otherwise it will not be so powerful that it can make waves. Now I'm afraid it won't be so easy to catch it again..."
Before he finished speaking, there was a puff in front of him, and a figure had already jumped out of the waves.
Everyone present was stunned for a while, and when they looked up, they saw Shuo Zong, who was holding a dragon spear, with a black face, swept away his hair and crossed the guardrail.
It only lasted five seconds at most, and the Taoist priests present felt very inexplicable. Mr. Gu asked dumbly, "Suo... Mr. Shuozong, why did you come back so soon?"
Shuozong peeled off his jacket that had been soaked in seawater and threw it on the ground in a ball. On a cold day, he was wearing a black T-shirt, his arms covered with patterns were wet and wild, almost dazzling. He glanced at the crowd, paused for two seconds on Wei Xi, and said nothing.
His expression was so unsightly that many Taoist priests present became anxious: "Could it be that... is it a failure?"
The next second, I heard Xia Shouren laughing wildly from the side: "The soldiers are not bloody, hahahaha!"
Everyone looked up in astonishment, and sure enough, Xia Shouren also got out of the water with a heavy light. Before everyone could ask what that sentence meant, they saw Xia Shouren raised his hand and wiped his face, then waved and dropped something. .
Everyone took a closer look, and suddenly said, "..."
A four-liter mineral water bottle from Nongfu Spring, most of the shrunk Qinglong's body was stuck in it, only his head came out of the bottle. It had grown a bit bigger than when it had slipped away, so much so that it filled the bottle. Because it was too full, its four claws could only be helplessly pressed against the wall of the bottle by its body, and its sharp fingernails were stuck.
Qinglong's aura finally dissipated completely. The emotions it held back for so long did not even shed a tear when Wei Xi bit its scales, but now the head that emerged from the bottle mouth was howling recklessly—
"When I jumped into the water, I accidentally got into it. After it got bigger, I couldn't break it. I couldn't swim in the same place for a long time. Whoever threw a mineral water bottle into my sea is wicked and not wicked!!!"
Daoists: "..."
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At the same time, the citizens of Zhihai City, who were observing the suspected disaster scene outdoors, put down their mobile phones one after another—
"what?"
"Why is it suddenly calm?"
The author has something to say: Taoist priests: I love beans so bad, really
Shuozong: Lost
Qinglong [at the National People's Congress]: Dear believers, the issue of marine litter management is urgent!