Wei Xi not only opened the mouth of the kiss, but also wiped it from the corner of his mouth with disgust.
Wei De said: "..."
Shuozong: "..."
Although Wei Dedao has no eyes, he actually knows what he should know. After a moment of awkward silence, he tried to clear the siege: "… I look smart, but I'm actually quite simple."
Actually, he's a fool.
Shuozong didn't know whether he should be happy or unhappy, and he didn't want to vent to Weixi, so he could only reply coldly: "I see, otherwise he won't recognize you as a master, and I believe you tell me His he is a nonsense of a lonely ghost and a wild ghost, and I miss you not to visit him after you die."
"Not letting him know his identity is also a kind of protection for him." Wei Dedao was quiet for a while, his eyes turned softly to Wei Xi, "You auspicious beasts, when you shouted and killed, you never thought it would Is that kind of character?"
Shuozong's voice became even colder: "I have never yelled at him before."
Wei De said: "But you have been fighting for thousands of years. I remember that a few hundred years ago, he emptied your cave a few times."
Shuozong was silent for a while, then got up and turned to him, mocking: "You think I don't want to, he can enter my mountain?"
Wei Dedao was obviously a little surprised. After a while, he realized the hidden meaning in his words, and laughed: "Is that so? It's unexpected."
Shuozong sneered: "I never imagined that the only great master in the Mahayana period would give up his ascension and stay in the world to coax a vicious beast into his master's door."
Wei Dedao is very thick-skinned, and doesn't take his irony seriously: "What kind of power, that's all in the past, I'm just a bad old man now. Not to mention things like ascension, the collapse of heaven. After that, all the constellations in the sky have fallen. Do you see how many gods and Buddhas are left in addition to those who have been worshipped by the incense in the world? I'm quite glad that they stayed at the beginning, in order to maintain the balance of the world before the collapse of the heavens Even the dragon clan was killed. I heard that Jie Ji and several other beasts were directly smashed to ashes by twenty-four lightning strikes in a row. How can Xi be hidden from being kept by Heavenly Dao to this day? After all, he is different from Xuanwu and your auspicious beasts, and Heavenly Dao has always been unfair to him."
Shuozong did not speak.
When Wei Dedao said this, he became suspicious: "However, it is strange to say that it is said that Lei Jie will not fall down if it is aimed at people, and will never do a rest, and even auspicious beasts have to suffer twelve, I didn't even escape the thunderstorm even after hiding in four caves, I thought Tianlei would find Weixi's trace sooner or later, so Weixi's twenty-four thunderbolts were not completed in the end?"
Shuozong turned to look at Wei Xi on the bed, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "It's done."
Wei Dedao was stunned: "Where did it fall?"
Shuozong: "His cave."
Wei De said: "How is it possible? He was not in the cave at that time, so who did the thunder robbery hit?"
Shuozong's expression was as usual: "I."
Wei Dedao was stunned: "... Your own thunder calamity, plus his... a total of thirty-six... You have all suffered? Are you still alive?"
Thirty-six thunders, the dragons who killed the entire sea area didn't want so much, right
But Shuozong didn't want to talk to him, he took off his coat to reveal his totems, stepped forward and untied the jade pendant around Wei Xi's neck and said, "You talk a lot, you can go."
Wei De said: "..."
Shuozong: "Or do you want to stay and watch? Oh, I forgot that you can't see it."
Wei Dedao was quite reluctant: "...he didn't want you just now."
Shuozong sneered: "You might as well ask him if he wants Que'er."
Wei De said: "..."
Shuozong: "What are you thinking? Isn't that still me?"
Wei De said: "..."
No way, motherfucker.
*****
Wei Xi was so uncomfortable, rolling around on the bed, apparently unconscious, and even opened his mouth to nibble on the bedside table. He gnawed on the wood so loudly that he complained aggrievedly while gnawing: "...It's unpalatable."
Shuo Zong turned back to the bedside, seeing that he couldn't bear it any longer, he stretched out his hand and grabbed his face to dig out the broken wood chips in his mouth, and was bitten by the hungry Wei Xi.
At this moment, Wei Xi's eyes can't see clearly, and he can only sense it with his sense of smell. Maybe he thinks the taste is very familiar. At first, he didn't know the identity of this person. Zong's hand rubbed back and forth: "Does Queer hurt..."
Shuozong looked at him with unpredictable emotions in his eyes, and pinched his face: "It doesn't hurt, idiot."
Wei Xi was sobered by his pinching, and slowly opened his eyes to recognize: "Queer?"
How can you be so stupid? Shuozong didn't know what he should think, but he had too much inside information, and he didn't know how to explain his changed identity for a while, plus Wei Xi's personality, he didn't know how to react when he learned that he was cheated .
Shuozong looked at him for a while, then suddenly asked, "Just me?"
Wei Xi felt a clear scar on his fingertips, and finally calmed down and stopped beating. He raised his arm and took the initiative to hook it towards his neck: "Well."
When Shuozong was so intimately drawn by him, his heart suddenly felt sore and swollen.
After a while, Wei Xi felt that the hair on his forehead was pulled away, the familiar warmth touched the corner of his mouth, and a low smile seemed to sound in his ear.
"never mind."
******
On the high-speed train the next day, Xia Shouren looked at his friend strangely, and said to Chongming on the side, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Shuozong leaned on his seat to make a phone call, resting his cheeks in one hand, his eyebrows were full of spring breeze, and there was a little indescribable contentment, and he listened to the phone one after another: "Weixi?"
At the same time, he glanced vaguely at the seat on the other side of the aisle.
Wei Xi's fluffy head rested on the glass window, stared at the passing scenery outside the train, and hummed: "Master may miss you too much, I dreamed of you last night."
Shuozong said calmly, "What did you dream of me?"
Wei Xi was inexplicably a little embarrassed, lowered his eyes and said, "Dream of sucking your yang qi."
Shuozong pressed step by step: "How does it taste?"
Wei Xi replied softly: "Very good."
Thinking of the last time the apprentice was unhappy because he bit Xuanwu, he added: "I also dreamed that others would feed me too."
Shuo Zong's brain twitched for a while, but he was still shocked, and then he remembered the first half of last night's plot. Wei Xi also quickly added the second half of the sentence: "But I don't care about a single bite, I just ate yours."
"..." Shuozong's mood was unpredictable, and he reluctantly spoke while Wei Xi was almost asking for credit: "... Really, that's good."
Xia Shouren stabbed Chongming: "You see his expression has changed again, why is his mood changing? I can't figure out the reason after doing all the calculations. Is it possible that a similar menopause has come?"
*****
Wei Xi thought about it and told his apprentice, "I also dreamed of your master."
The apprentice paused and quickly asked, "What did you dream of him?"
"I can't remember very well." The memory of drinking the dragon's blood was vaguely preserved due to confusion. Wei Xi tried hard to recall, but he couldn't recall what he said or did in the dream that Wei Dedao said or did. "However, when I woke up this morning, the Sect Leader that your grandfather left to me was somehow hung at the door."
This kind of thing actually sounds weird.
The apprentice was not surprised at all: "That may be because it likes to stay outside."
Wei Xi: "Is there such a thing?"
The apprentice replied: "You hang it, doesn't it always burn you?"
Wei Xi thinks it makes sense: "Indeed."
The apprentice suddenly sneered for some unknown reason: "Then go to sleep, you might as well untie it and hang it at the door, so that it doesn't come out to disturb you."
*****
After Weixi got in touch with the director of the Forest Zoo, the group rushed over when they arrived in the capital. After learning about the nature of the zoo on Qinglong Road, they were very reluctant: "I am a dignified beast, crowded with ordinary animals. Wouldn't it be a loss of identity to be like something together?"
Unity persuaded it: "You are not in human form now, and you don't want to be under house arrest. If you don't stay here, you can only stay in the aquarium built by the state."
Wei Xi also finds it annoying, and thinks that the place where it should stay is actually his belly, and he dismisses its Nacho: "This place can't even get in if the wild boar wants to enter, what kind of identity do you have, don't Too self-righteous."
Qinglong is afraid that he still feels very disturbed at this moment: "Can you stop comparing me to wild boars?"
Wei Xi nodded: "How can you compare to wild boars, wild boars are national second-class wild animals."
Qinglong: "..."
Qinglong was constantly humiliated by the name of protecting animals, and felt that he really had nothing to talk to, but he still had confidence in his social status in his heart, but he would be disliked by others.
Zhi Lixuan, who was greeted at the door, looked at Qinglong's appearance and smiled, "I thought it was something. The scales are very bright and the spirit is very good, but it seems to be a mutant water snake."
Out of many considerations, Xia Shouren finally made Qinglong return to his original appearance. Before this new Qinglong Huajiao was really just a small water snake in a certain river ditch, this kind of ubiquitous species is in Zhilixuan. Qianfan's director of the zoo looked nothing but ordinary: "Is this worth being sent to the zoo? It's not worth a commercial exhibition."
Qinglong: "!!!"
Blind your dog's eyes, what does it mean to have no commercial exhibition value? ! Qinglong's entire dragon was furious, but he didn't dare to make trouble beside Shuozong and Weixi, so he could only beat Zhixuan with his tail desperately, wishing to immediately turn his real body out to blind the opponent.
Zhi Lixuan smiled and avoided: "Oh, my temper is quite big."
Mr. Gu and many Taoist priests didn't know what to say, so they could only say embarrassingly: "For some reason, it may be temporarily stored in the zoo. The director can rest assured that all its expenses and resettlement costs will be covered. funded by state funding."
Recently, there have been a lot of news that the citizens could not keep the snake secretly and asked the Forestry Bureau to receive it. When Zhi Lixuan heard his words, he guessed that this water snake was probably raised by a big leader who wanted to keep it at home for fun. It's not too much trouble to find a zoo to take care of it, and the relationship is not bad at all.
He is a businessman, and of course he understands the basics of the world, so he won't say much more: "Okay, although the species is average, since all the leaders and Master Wei have opened their mouths, I will definitely take good care of this snake. ."
Qinglong was unhappy. Before it even opened his mouth to dislike this, he was actually disliked by the other party's preemptive strike twice. He just felt quite shameless, and he didn't know where the sense of superiority at the beginning went.
What's even more shameful is that when leading them through the formalities, the director of the garden also suggested as a matter of course: "It happens that there are a few spare exhibition areas in the corner of our aquarium. Can you put it there?"
When Qinglong saw where he was pointing, he almost couldn't help but stretch out his claws to scratch him—what does it mean? That broken place where the bird doesn't poop is used as a nest for it? Who do you look down on!
Mr. Gu and others also felt it was inappropriate: "This... will this be a little too narrow and remote?"
Zhi Lixuan felt that they took care of this snake a bit too much, and scratched his head inexplicably: "It's just an ordinary water snake, and it has no selling point. No one wants to see it in the main exhibition booth."
Qinglong was going crazy, and his tail slapped Mr. Gu's arm. Under its coercion, Mr. Gu could only reluctantly say: "Chief of the garden, our relevant departments have allocated a batch of expansion funds for your aquarium. Help your zoo expand the current exhibition area, this snake is placed in the largest free-range exhibition space in the center, you can see if it works."
Zhi Lixuan was a little stupid: "This... can't be said, the free-range area raises marine species, and your snake is a freshwater snake."
Mr. Gu hurriedly said, "It's all right, it's a three-dweller in salt and fresh water, and it likes to soak in sea water."
Zhi Lixuan: "...Brackish and fresh water are three habitats on land, and there is such a saying? Isn't it common to say that they are all three habitats by sea, land and air?"
Mr. Gu: "It's almost the same."
The rest of the Taoist priests also nodded, and it was almost the same.
Zhi Lixuan felt that the leader seemed to have some mental problems, so he had to ask Weixi quietly. Weixi didn't care how to arrange the dragon at all, he waved his hand and said, "Just believe what they say."
Although Zhi Lixuan was hesitant, in the end he was jealous of the funding that Mr. Gu said, and he agreed to give it a try after thinking about it. Anyway, there are no sea snakes in the free-range area. This is a non-venomous snake.
Qinglong is still brooding about the fact that he has been disliked. Arranging the main exhibition area for yourself is really making it hard to swallow.
Just as he was talking, Mr. Gu finally remembered something, and while signing his signature, he said to the director of the garden: "I said, why does the Forest Zoo sound so familiar. Did your family have been on the hot search some time ago? Say yes Does your panda make a bow?"
The head of the garden: "..."
The director of the garden secretly glanced at Wei Xi: "This matter is a long story."
However, most of the people present had never seen a panda who could bow. Since it was mentioned, they went to take a look.
There were more tourists outside the panda exhibition hall than when the Taicang sect was built last time. All of them came to watch this extraordinary giant panda, and everyone almost failed to squeeze in.
The giant panda was still leaning lazily next to the shelf to eat bamboo as usual, but this time the performance was much more sincere, and he never used his butt to treat the audience.
The audience held all kinds of shooting equipment and held their breath at it. The panda was eating and eating, not forgetting to peek at the crowd. When they found that there were enough spectators in front of the exhibition area, they put down the bamboo and sat up, folded their front paws and bowed to the crowd. bye.
Audience: "Yah!!!!"
"Shut up, get down!"
"so cute!!!!"
Mr. Gu and the others were stunned: "This... Could it be that you trained it?"
The director of the garden: "Absolutely not."
Mr. Gu: "Then...then this is..."
The director of the park felt that it was hard to say: "Maybe it is to stabilize his position. Since he started to greet him, the number of tourists who come to visit him in our zoo has soared by more than 30%, which can be regarded as a legitimate ace. "
Mr. Gu: "...???"
What's the matter with the C-site cancer in this zoo
******
Wei Xi nodded and said: "Yes, employees have a sense of competition. If they don't eat and die, the company has the possibility to develop. You have to actively promote this sense of competition. In addition to the panda pavilion, there are other exhibition areas. , to encourage Siberian tigers and cougars to develop their own specialties, and move to the center of the exhibition area with the highest passenger flow.”
The head of the garden: "..."
The rest of the crowd: "..."
Unity felt that something was not right, but what the master said seemed to be the rules of enterprise development that he specifically listed out, and it seemed that there was nothing abnormal.
Xia Shouren looked at the panda who was struggling to make a living, shuddered for a while, and asked his friend beside him, "...he, is this how he usually starts his business?"
Shuozong calmly looked at Wei Xi, who was chatting in front of him, his eyes narrowed slightly: "Are you serious?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
Are you sick! Do you think I'm praising him for being serious? ! And what are you doing with your proud look? !
The Qinglong hanging on Xia Shouren looked thoughtful, and the crowd in front of the panda pavilion and the enthusiastic fans made it feel deeply shocked. The chubby panda's every move is extremely stupid and simple, but the response from the fans is very enthusiastic.
Qinglong was trembling with anger, how could this panda He Dehe get this treatment? It should be the dignified Qinglong master who should be so sought after!
However, the reality is so skinny. It followed Xia Shouren back to the aquarium where he was about to live. There were only two or three kittens left in the tourists.
In fact, it is a bit exaggerated to say that there are two or three kittens, but compared with the lively panda house just now, why does the aquarium need to be described in words
Qinglong gritted his teeth secretly, why is this
When Xia Shouren heard its complaint, his teeth hurt a little: "Don't think about these strange things, okay?"
Qinglong: "How can this be such a strange thing? As the totem of the human world, we dragons have been worshipped for thousands of years. Why should we be robbed of the limelight by pandas in the era of socialism?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
Wei Xi sneered: "I see that you are becoming less and less self-aware. You used to compare yourself with a wild boar, a second-class protected animal, but now you dare to compare it with a first-class protected animal, a panda."
Xia Shouren: "..."
Qinglong: "..."
Daoists: "..."
Mr. Gu: "..."
Unity and righteousness saw that the crowd was silent, and embarrassedly pulled the master away, and gave Qinglong psychological counseling: "Don't think so much, how can fame be achieved overnight, isn't it also that the panda pavilion's passenger flow is also pulled up by pandas little by little? Dragons are so silent. Isn't it normal to have no fans without exposure for many years? What's more, your aquarium is not as interesting as the panda house. The furry pandas will squat, and the fish just swim around in the water. Ordinary people must be Do you think watching pandas is more interesting than watching fish. You have a normal mind.”
When Qinglong heard this, his eyes widened and he struggled to climb from Xia Shouren's arm to Unity Yi's hand. This is an expert!
Xia Shouren was empty, and looked at Shuozong blankly: "...I think it's a little bad, buddy."
Shuozong talked to him all the way, and finally sneered with the enemy at this time: "You didn't have a hunch, this is a brain-dead."
Xia Shouren was stunned when he got the response, and wrote in his eyes that you didn't say that about Wei Xi just now.
Shuozong glanced at him.
What do you mean? What happened to Weissy? Wei Xi is so serious.
The author has something to say: Unity: "I tell you, this, this and that..."
Qinglong [a C-bit cancer]: "I should be the ACE of the zoo!"
Wei Xi: "I only see entrepreneurship and Queer in my eyes."
Shuozong: "Do you know how serious Wei Xi is?"
Xia Shouren: "I'm dead."