Bi Fang, who received the call, was quite surprised: "Send it to Mr. Shuozong's house? Isn't he the one who hates these evil beasts the most? Why is he suddenly interested in fat waste? Why does he want fat waste?"
Xia Shouren: "... eat."
Bi Fang: "...?"
Bi Fang was at a loss.
Taking advantage of this time, Tuanjie has already searched for the information about the fat legacy, and looking at the legendary introduction on the mobile phone, he can't help but stunned: "Wait... Wait, does this thing actually exist? No, this thing actually really works. eat?"
"Is there anything you can't eat?" Shuo Zong glanced aside and learned that Wei Xi's eyes brightened a lot when he was eating, and replied calmly, "What do you think fat leftovers are, but it's just an illusion of the chaotic air of heaven and earth. It's just a stupid thing, it's not wise, it can only do evil, if you can't eat it, how do you think the information you searched came from?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
It makes sense to hear that.
Indeed, at the time of the Great Desolation, Heaven and Earth were full of spiritual energy, and things like fat leftovers could be seen everywhere. Because they had no intelligence, average strength, and instinct to do evil, they were always at the lowest end of the food chain of ancient groups. Not to mention that these auspicious beasts who maintain the righteous path of heaven and earth will deal with it, and even ordinary humans will organize their strength to fight against beheading for the sake of good weather.
Moreover, the killing of humans is not finished. In the long history, a book has been compiled, which clearly introduces the taste of these things. From this point of view, although human beings are weak, they are truly worthy of the title of Heavenly Dao's Beloved.
Xia Shouren still remembers the creepy feeling he felt when he first opened "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", but fortunately, the paragraph about him did not describe his taste except for the rainbow fart.
But even so, he still left a very deep psychological shadow. Seeing Tuanjie, he wanted to share with himself the excerpt of the article from Fat Yi, and hurriedly avoided it: "I don't want to see it, I don't want to see it."
Shuozong ignored his entanglement. After handing over the work, he picked out a car key from the drawer and said, "Let's go."
Wei Xi didn't move: "Where are you going?"
Shuozong met his eyes and said, "My family."
Wei Xi was stunned for a while, he just wanted to go back to the sect earlier.
But Shuozong didn't rush, his tone was unhurried: "Bi Fang should have already prepared the fat legacy."
Wei Xi: "..."
Shuozong: "Would you like to go?"
Wei Xi followed without hesitation: "Go."
******
Shuozong achieved his goal, but he was not happy at all. When driving, he couldn't stop staring at Wei Xi, who was sitting on the side full of food. He was so easy to deceive...
But Bi Fang, who got on the bus together, was a little excited: "Should I go to Mr. Shuozong's house together? I've heard the name for a long time, but I haven't visited him once before."
The auspicious beasts, especially the old-fashioned auspicious beasts who came from the ancient times, have a strong sense of territory. Even Xia Shouren, who has the best personality, has an office and residence that outsiders can never set foot in without permission, not to mention the cold-hearted Shuo Zong, who has always refused to use the company's driver when returning home.
Xia Shouren curled his lips: "This miser, a treasure in a room, for fear of being missed. Don't talk about you, I haven't been there a few times."
Bi Fang was more and more flattered when he heard this.
To say that he is a dignified bird of the past, a powerful existence in the prehistoric period, he should not have been so class-conscious, but he couldn't bear the fact that the other party was Shuozong, a man and non-human beings above and below the company who were all terrified of him.
Human beings are of course for wealth reasons. They are afraid that bosses are human. The reasons for divine beasts are more complicated. After all, in addition to ordinary auspicious beasts like him, there are also many existences in ancient times and Shuozong. Mr. Xia Shouren.
It is a pity that the world is impermanent. After the Heavenly Dao collapsed, the spiritual energy of the heavens and the earth plummeted. The world of practice that relied on this practice suddenly entered a desperate situation, and the original order of the entire human society collapsed and changed dramatically.
The vast majority of ancient divine beasts used to disdain going into and out of the mundane world. Even if they had to deal with humans, most of them were cultivators. Therefore, almost without exception, they lost their most powerful group of believers, and their vitality was greatly damaged.
But this is still good. After all, after their vitality was severely damaged, the way of heaven also opened up to their existence, and they left after the twelve thunderbolts, regardless of life or death.
Worse than them are those younger generations who used to develop in a high profile in the mortal world, such as the four great mythical beasts who made their debut in the mortal world, and their followers spread all over the world. So many believers, isn't it bad? When Tiandao hacked them at that time, he really hacked them to the death, especially the most arrogant dragon clan after becoming famous. Heaven is ruthless, not even letting go of the hatching dragon eggs.
Strange to say, I heard that Mr. Shuozong was on the verge of dying after the thunder calamity.
At that time, his injuries were in direct proportion to those of many auspicious beasts who had the same reputation as him but had also suffered from thunder calamities. For a long time, Bi Fang thought that there was water in the illustrious name left by the other party in ancient times.
But then I don't know what happened. The gentleman disappeared for a while, and he returned to the field of vision again with an unstoppable battle. He summoned all the auspicious beasts who were hiding in Tibet for the rest of their lives after the catastrophe, and came to the world in a mighty way.
Bi Fang himself, it was only then that he realized the strength of the other party. Today, this person has turned himself into one of the most representative symbols of wealth in the mortal world, and there are countless believers in the world. This is an achievement that other auspicious beasts in the company cannot match.
The existence of gods is like this. It seems to be high above and overlooks the human world. In fact, every bit of power comes from the belief in this "human world". The more believers, the stronger the strength. This kind of "belief" is not limited to the way of incense in temples and Taoist temples.
Totems, jewelry, comics, words, statues, even if it is just the simplest little tea treasure, if it is not offered in the form of play, even if there is only a little sincerity, the word "believe" is the best incense.
When Bi Fang thought of this, he couldn't help sighing. Compared with Mr. Shuozong, his current followers are not only rare, but very few at all.
Most of the contemporary crowd, I'm afraid they don't even know who Bi Fang is. Thanks to a large-scale online game that Mr. Shuo Zong invested in a few years ago, the top performers in the company were set as ssr cards. , which greatly improved their faith. The second generation of this game will soon be released. For this reason, there is no auspicious beast in the company who dares to have a hard time with the boss. In order to become an ssr, they almost wish they could work hard all year round. Bi Fang himself was directly rooted in the operation department of that online game. When the daily flow dropped a little, he slammed the table and called the team for a meeting to find the reason. He was so anxious that he almost breathed fire several times.
As a result, the company's game department now regards him as a beast. When the boss of the operations department saw him, his legs trembled.
But these mortals don't understand at all, reform and opening up, in the 21st century, with the core values of socialism, it is too difficult for the ancient auspicious beast to develop some believers, and it is not enough for middle-aged bosses to think about feeding them first. One mouthful of Mr. Shuozong, they all pointed at this point that the game traffic was alive.
Bi Fang came back to his senses and couldn't help but become more curious about his special treatment. He cautiously asked Xia Shouren who looked indignant: "Then Mr. Xia, why did Mr. Shuozong let me come today?"
Does this mean to promote yourself
Xia Shouren thought that this person was having a good dream again, pierced it ruthlessly, and sneered: "Aren't you the one who controls the fire? What can you do when you come here, of course, it is to burn fat and waste. Which of us here seems to be able to get rid of it? The man in the kitchen?"
Bi Fang: "???"
He is in charge of the company's online game department and is also responsible for saving the world. In ancient times, he was a dignified bird who often accompanied the Yellow Emperor. He was laid off from work and called to burn a fat beast
In front of him, Shuozong turned the steering wheel and smoothly drove the car into a hidden garage entrance. His tone was calm: "The preparations for "God of War II" are almost ready, this time we will add five SSSR cards, push Hidden quests to the players, giving them the mainline as the highest level."
Bi Fang: "..."
Bi Fang: "Would you like to braise it or stew it? This fat relic is a bit big, why don't you separate out some salt and pepper?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
Xia Shouren was silent for a while, finally realized the reality, and gave up thinking about the strange thing about eating fat butts: "How about I'll fight you too."
Unity: "???Master, what are they talking about???"
Isn't "God of War" the game that made him die in love? Part two coming out
******
But soon the question was thrown out of his mind.
Unity: "… "
Unity stood at the elevator exit in shock, hesitated for a long time, but still couldn't help but question: "... Mr. Shuozong, I know that you are a rich and handsome countryman and very rich, but would it be too much to make your family like this? Exaggerated a bit."
Looking around, inside the elevator, it hardly looks like a home for living, it is clearly a museum.
I don't know how many shelves are built in the house for storing things, one after the other, arranged as tightly as a library. The only difference is probably that these shelves are not books anymore. Porcelain, antiques, bronzes, various ornaments and jade ornaments, countless with rich time colors, even if people who don't know how to come, can see that the valuable antiques are piled up one after another as if they don't need money.
Tuanyiyi was dumbfounded, Bi Fang opened his mouth, Xia Shouren was the leader and was not as taciturn as Shuozong, he shook his head when he saw them like this: "Do you know why he is stingy and doesn't let people in? ?"
Unity Yi nodded fiercely, is it still good for people to come in and touch one and a half
Tuanjie nodded and asked in a daze: "But... But you don't need to keep so many things at home, can you store them in the bank?"
Xia Shouren clicked his tongue twice: "Can he trust the bank? You just don't understand him well enough."
Bi Fang: "Well, are these things all real?"
Xia Shouren: "What do you think?"
Tuanjie is not so knowledgeable about goods, so he began to visit very curiously, and did not dare to look at those splendid treasures. He pointed to an unremarkable bronze cauldron in front of him: "...This bronze cauldron is...?"
Xia Shouren: "Have you heard of Goujian Sword, King of Yue? This is a cultural relic unearthed from the same mausoleum as that sword."
Unity: "... I fuck."
He hurriedly moved away, for fear of encountering this priceless thing, and saw another piece of gray white jade on the shelf. This white jade is not only dirty, but also seems to have a broken corner, which is particularly abrupt among all the companions around who have a clear and emerald texture: "What is this thing?"
Xia Shouren: "You don't even know about He Shibi?"
Unity: "... I fuck."
Tuanjie's legs began to sway, and he wished he could shrink his huge body to the size of a quail. It's too immoral. This kind of baby is placed on the shelf casually? If the fuck breaks one of them, my life is estimated to have to be lost!
As an auspicious beast, Bi Fang doesn't look at ordinary things, but is naturally attracted by aura, and immediately noticed another object on the shelf that seemed to have aura: "This...is this..."
Xia Shouren on the side nodded solemnly: "The purple gold chain on the crown of the Yellow Emperor."
The Yellow Emperor has fallen for a long time, and he has never heard of anything left. Bi Fang couldn't believe it: "This... how is this possible? These things were quite rare before the collapse of the Heavenly Dao, and even more so today... Shuozong How did you get them here, sir?"
At the moment when the Dao of Heaven collapsed, everyone's caves suffered heavy losses at the same time. The immortal mountains and famous rivers were opened to block the barrier of mortals, and most of their treasures were turned into nothingness. Bi Fang is a relatively miserable one. Since then, he has been poor all the way to reform and opening up. Now that his job is stable, he only lives on the company's dead salary. Even buying a mortal luxury item has to grit his teeth again and again. Where can he see it? Have a scene like this
Xia Shouren, who had been calm and calm after several visits, finally couldn't help it, and his eyes showed sadness: "What do you think! This purple gold chain was originally saved by me to marry my wife! He Shibi It was in my house at first!"
What other means can this old beast use to gather together!
Bi Fang was stunned, and walked towards the chain unknowingly, but Shuo Zong, who was changing his shoes, immediately swept over coldly.
Bi Fang froze and asked anxiously, "What does this mean?"
Xia Shouren: "Don't you understand?"
Bi Fang: "Don't let it move?"
Xia Shouren: "Sure, who is he, don't you have any doubts in your heart?"
Bi Fang: "...That's right."
Xia Shouren: "Don't talk about you, I almost got beaten to death by him when I took out a painting of him last time."
Bi Fang: "Ah? So strict? Don't you say that you are Mr. Shuozong's best buddy?"
Xia Shouren: "What do you mean?"
Bi Fang: "No."
Xia Shouren: "Don't be so narrow-minded, okay? My friendship with him can be seen from heaven and earth, but have you heard of my brother Mingming? When it comes to money, he has six relatives who don't recognize him and want me to popularize it with you? Don't say it's me, replace it with Hong Ancestor Jun is useless. I don’t know what you want to do with so many treasures.”
Just as he was talking, a person came up and walked straight towards the purple gold chain.
Wei Xi asked, "What is this?"
Shuozong threw his coat on the hanger and said calmly, "Do you like it?"
Wei Xi frowned and sniffed near the pendant: "There is aura."
Shuo Zongzhuo pulled his slippers forward, stretched out his long arm, took the chain off the shelf, and spread it out in his palm to examine it: "Want?"
Wei Xi: "You want to give it to me?"
Shuozong met his gaze, hummed after a moment, raised his hand and threw the chain over his head, and said indifferently, "It's not a rare thing."
Bi Fang: "..."
Xia Shouren: "..."
Bi Fang hesitated for a while: "Old Xia, you..."
Xia Shouren: "Can you stop talking?"
Bi Fang paused, but closed his mouth awkwardly. Seeing Wei Xi ignorantly touching the pendant and leaving with Shuozong, he glanced around and saw a frame of scrolls in the corner of the cabinet, and stretched out his hand curiously.
Shuo Zong, who left with Wei Xi in front, turned his head slowly as if he had eyes on the back of his head.
"Dare to move" is written in the left eye, and "you will die" is written in the right eye.
Bi Fang: "..."
Xia Shouren: "..."
Xia Shouren: "Bi Fang, you..."
Bi Fang: "Why hurt each other?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
Bi Fang retracted his arms: "...Let's go to the fattening."
Xia Shouren: "Okay."
*****
As a fire beast, Bi Fang has no ability to control fire. In addition, although the fat relic he picked is ugly, it is also a disaster, but the meat is fat and tender. A scent that animals do not have.
The braised half of the fat meat is crispy and soft, with a lustrous color. When you sip it in your mouth, the juicy fibers can't wait to melt on the tip of your tongue, and the bones are all gelatinous, which is more refreshing than dragon horns.
The salt-and-pepper side was oiled in advance, and the snake skin on the surface was fried to a slightly browned and crispy texture, but the meat on the inside was still soft and plump. One bite, mixed with salt and pepper, was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and full of mouth. , is simply extravagant.
Wei Xi used to eat something like raw hair and blood or simple and rough. Even since he went down the mountain, this is the first time he has eaten such a delicious food. Even if he is not picky about food and clothing, his eyes can't help showing a little shock.
Tuanyiyi ate it with a thoughtful look on his face: "Master, why do I find this taste strangely familiar, as if I've eaten it before."
Before Wei Xi could speak, Xia Shouren, who was beside him, was startled, and glanced over him earnestly: "Have you eaten fat waste before?"
Or such an exquisite way of eating, is it also a divine beast? Or fallen stars? But no matter how you look at it, it's impossible.
Xia Shouren was born with the knowledge of heaven and earth, and in the prehistoric period he was in the realm of the gods. Which constellation and beast did not recognize? Never remember the face of Unity.
Unity is also very confused: "... ah?"
It's the first time he's seen the fat Yi thing. It's really ugly, and he was startled just now.
Xia Shouren didn't take him seriously in the past, but now, under suspicion, he couldn't help but be cautious: "I don't see it, you have quite a history and status."
Unity: "That must be."
Xia Shouren was stunned when he heard the words. Could it be that the real person didn't show his face, and he was distracted
Tuanjie immediately smiled and said, "You're not talking nonsense, I think back then when I was in Fengyang, begging was fast and good, and the speed of hiding from the urban management was no longer there. The disciples of the beggar gang from ten miles and eight villages had to see me. Respectfully call the group brother!"
Xia Shouren: "..."
Xia Shouren wiped his face, he was wrong, he was really wrong, how could there be normal people who can mix with Wei Xi? He actually took the train that was running with his mouth full of it for real. No matter how bad the stars and the beasts are, they won't be too bad to beg for food.
As a divine beast, Bi Fang did not understand the suffering of the people, but he became curious when he heard the bragging of Unity and Righteousness: "I see that you are dignified and your eyes are focused, you don't look like you can be a beggar."
Tuanjie thought about the past, but his attitude was quite free and easy: "I can't help it, I have no father, no mother, no school, I was brought up by an old beggar, what can I do if I'm not a beggar? But I'm still lucky, I was given by my master. I brought it to the capital, and I’ve been mixed up until now, tsk tsk, the general manager, it’s so glorious.”
Wei Xi patted the eldest apprentice's head distressedly, took a chopstick for him, and put two chopsticks into the bowl in front of him.
The empty bowl was almost filled by him. He was eating like this all the time, and he ate very slowly. Shuo Zong had seen the way he used to eat, so he glanced at Tuanjie and looked at him. Falling on the trembling piece of fat leftover meat in the other party's bowl, he couldn't help frowning: "What are you doing? It doesn't suit your taste?"
Wei Xi said earnestly while putting food in the bowl in front of him: "This is delicious, I will take it back and give it to my second apprentice."
Shuozong was stunned.
Xia Shouren suddenly stabbed Bi Fang in shock when he was halfway through eating: "Look! Why does he seem to be glowing?!"
Bi Fang stuffed his mouth full of food. Hearing the words, he immediately looked in the direction pointed by Xia Shouren. Before he could see clearly, he saw Shuozong standing up suddenly and calmly said to them, "Don't eat it."
Xia Shouren: "?"
Bi Fang: "?"
What the hell? We have been busy all afternoon!
But Shuozong obviously didn't mean to take care of their emotions, and he quickly got two large lunch boxes from nowhere and handed them to Wei Xi, indicating that Wei Xi could pack all the remaining fat and meat away.
Xia Shouren looked at him blankly with chopsticks in his hand: "...Are you still human?"
Bi Fang nibbled at his empty chopsticks: "It wasn't originally."
Xia Shouren: "..."
Shuozong drove the two who were trying to protest away, turned his head to look at the table, and thought of Wei Xi's expression when he ate his first bite of fat just now, his eyes dimmed.
It seems that Wei Xi really hasn't eaten anything good.
Bi Fang suddenly heard his low voice: "Bi Fang, what Qingniu brought back this time is a litter of fat waste?"
Bi Fang slammed his mouth: "Ah, there are quite a lot of them, two males and two females. I brought the biggest male. What are you asking about?"
He looked up at the boss, and saw that the boss seemed to be pondering something.
Bi Fang: "?"
He heard the other person ask: "Is the negative eighteenth floor still empty?"
Bi Fang: "Huh?"
Xia Shouren saw his friend's expression, and suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart: "...It's empty, what's wrong?"
Then I heard an indescribable voice—
"It's too wasteful, it's better to open it up for farming."
Xia Shouren rolled his eyes greatly: "What to raise? Fattening? Dude, would you be more awake?"
Bi Fang: "I also don't think it's appropriate..."
Shuozong put his hands in his pockets, leaned against the wall, and looked at them indifferently: "The sssr card for "God of War II" will be finalized at the end of next month at the latest."
Xia Shouren took out his mobile phone and opened Taobao: "Let me see, how much does "Postpartum Care of Sow" cost?"
Bi Fang: "The fat legacy loves drought and likes high temperature. Mr. Shuozong, I think it is very suitable for me to be in charge of this project."