Omega Allergy

Chapter 7: The donkey's lips are not right for the horse's mouth

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Shen Jingheng retorted solemnly: "We must use dialectical thinking to look at the problem."

"I really can't stand you anymore!" Chu Yu jumped up from the bed decisively, overshadowing Shen Jingheng in an instant, looking down at him with his hands on his hips, "Are you really the most powerful Alpha in the galaxy? Your IQ is doubtful."

Shen Jingheng called up his own IQ level test results from the light curtain, which reached an astonishing 250.

"This is the result of galaxy certification, very authoritative."

Chu Yu laughed when he saw the number: "Sure enough, it's two hundred and five, very authoritative, I believe it."

Shen Jingheng nodded with satisfaction: "Of course you can trust me with confidence."

I believe you ghost!

Chu Yu rolled his eyes and waved his hands: "Forget it, I won't argue with you two hundred and five. Let me ask you, do you really not know how to be a good husband?"

Shen Jingheng frowned: "You disrespect sir."

Chu Yu was very proud at the moment: "What sir, it's our wedding preparation period now, do you know what the wedding preparation period means? It's for us to get to know each other as husband and wife! Since we are husband and wife, you are no longer my officer!"

Shen Jingheng thought about it carefully: "Well, you are right, then you should call me 'husband'."

Hearing this name, Chu Yu felt bad all over, and almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

"What the hell?!"

"I will call you 'wife' from now on." Shen Jingheng said in a serious manner, then looked at Chu Yu, and shouted seriously, "wife."

"Pfft!" Chu Yu couldn't hold back and sprayed out directly.

Well, he admits that Shen Jingheng's face, combined with his serious appearance of calling his wife, is very beautiful and fascinating, that's right...

But what is this all about? ? ? ! ! !

Chu Yu scratched his hair frantically: "Don't bark!"

Shen Jingheng was puzzled: "You and I are going to get married. After we get married, we should change to this address, wife."

wrong! this is not right! !

Chu Yu couldn't tell what was wrong, scratching his head and trying to break the logic: "It's not like this, it's not like this!!... Anyway, I don't like you calling me that! Don't call me that!"

Shen Jingheng thought about it carefully, and remembered how the marshal and his wife got along, and suddenly became enlightened.

"I see, it's Madam, you want to be called Madam by me." Shen Jingheng said affirmatively.

"No, no, no!!!" Chu Yu almost jumped up on the bed, "Hey! Why is it so difficult for you to communicate, are you an alien? Do we have a language barrier?"

Shen Jingheng shook his head with certainty: "I am not an alien, and there is no language barrier."

"...Don't you answer my question seriously!!!" Chu Yu was really about to collapse. Is this what his married life will be like in the future? It's so difficult for him... He doesn't want any general anymore! Wouldn't it be nice to marry a normal Alpha? !

Shen Jingheng found it even more difficult to understand, but thinking that this is also his 100% compatible spouse, he patiently said: "To maintain a good relationship between husband and wife, you need to maintain good communication."

"Where did you find all this theoretical knowledge?!" Chu Yu became irritable, "When you get along with a husband like yours, whoever communicates with him will be pissed off, okay?"

Shen Jingheng shook his head: "My match with you is 100%, which means that there will be no problems in our communication, and there will be no husband and wife problems."

"But we are having couple problems now!!!"

Shen Jingheng looked at Chu Yu suspiciously: "My communication with you is very smooth, what's wrong?"

"Ahhh!!!" Chu Yu raised his head to the sky and screamed.

"It's best not to shout so loudly, it's not good for your vocal cords." Shen Jingheng said solemnly.

Chu Yu roared bitterly: "I thank you for thinking so loudly for me!"

"As a husband, you should. You don't have to be polite." Shen Jingheng seemed to feel that the current progress was a bit delayed, so he transferred another test paper from the light curtain.

When Chu Yu saw Shen Jingheng's movements, his scalp became numb: "No way, again???"

Shen Jingheng handed the paper to Chu Yu and said, "Actually, I'm very concerned about why I only got 5 points, but it shows that I have room for improvement in your opinion. Now let's move on to the second item. I must get full marks." , I need to know the reason, and I hope you can explain it to me."

"..." Chu Yu was about to lose his strength, "You... you, you..."

You didn't say anything for a long time, he jumped from the bed directly to the ground, ready to run to the door with bare feet.

Shen Jingheng frowned: "Put on your slippers."

Chu Yu almost became a balloon with anger: "I won't wear them! I just like to run around barefoot! Don't worry about me!"

After finishing speaking, he walked up and down the room with steps that his relatives did not recognize, barefoot and extremely arrogant.

Shen Jingheng was a little distressed, his wife didn't look very rational, she was either crying or had a bad temper, he had never seen a person whose emotions were shown so thoroughly. The rumors from the outside world were indeed true, and Chu Yu was indeed a child that even the Marshal had a headache for.

But, he is Shen Jingheng, there is nothing in this world that he can't do, if there is, then work hard to overcome it!

Shen Jingheng turned on the light curtain and went to the Almighty Star Network to ask: What should my wife do if she doesn't wear slippers at home

Since the accounts on Xingwang.com are all real-name, when Shen Jingheng's question bubbled up, all the netizens in the galaxy who were surfing the Internet knew that Shen Jingheng had sent a post asking for help.

"What if my wife doesn't wear slippers at home?"

Shen Jingheng watched the news prompts come quickly, and he reached 99+ in a few seconds. Sure enough, Xingwang will not disappoint.

Shen Jingheng was very satisfied with the efficiency of asking for answers, so he clicked on the reply message under the post.

"1l: Hahahahahaha Chu Yu doesn't wear slippers at home, the general seems to have a headache!"

"2l: Why do I think it's so funny hahahahaha, why do you actually post this kind of problem to Xingwang for help!"

"3l: The admiral may have encountered the biggest problem in life hahahahahahaha, the relationship between husband and wife is not harmonious because the wife doesn't wear slippers at home hhh"

"4l: Now the whole galaxy knows that Chu Yu doesn't like to wear slippers at home hahahaha!"

"5l: Coax him to wear shoes, tell him that if he doesn't wear shoes, he will be scratched by glass shards on the ground."

"6l: The upstairs is an honest man, let's bully him together hhh I'm dying of laughter!!"

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At this moment, Major General Pei looked at 6l's reply in front of the light curtain, with a gloomy expression, and quickly replied: "The general is asking for help seriously, and he should seriously answer the question of the officer!! Your attitude is not correct!!!"

Soon, a group of people saw this reply and started to go crazy "hahahaha" Major General Pei, so angry that Major General Pei turned off the light curtain directly, out of sight and out of mind.

"It's lawless! How can you laugh at the general! Would everyone have such a happy life without the general?! When the general needs help, everyone laughs at the side! I saw this group of people when the general couldn't protect them Where are you going to cry!!!"

The subordinate on the side was full of sweat: "... report to the chief... that... sorry for my subordinates... no one will think that this problem... needs help..."

Major General Pei stared back fiercely: "Am I not right?! Should the general be laughed at?!"

Subordinate: "...I'm going to give the general the answer right now!!"

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Admiral Shen was very pleased to see the pile of replies under his post.

It seems that the people of the SCY-Ⅱ galaxy are living happily, and the overwhelming joy fills the screen, which shows that their border defense work is very well done.

Although there were not many serious answers to his questions in the post, he still found a few answers that looked good.

So Admiral Shen replied seriously: "Thank you, I have adopted your suggestion."

Afterwards, Admiral Shen turned around and looked at Chu Yu who was walking arrogantly, and said in a serious manner: "Honey, put on your slippers, otherwise your feet will be scratched by the glass, and it will hurt."

Chu Yu didn't walk steadily, and with a "bang", he fell to the ground and his waist flashed.

"Ouch!"

Chu Yu screamed in pain.

Shen Jingheng stepped forward, looked at Chu Yu who was twisted in pain on the ground, and said, "It seems that you may also have a little problem with your balance ability."

Chu Yu was in so much pain that he didn't want to be angry with him anymore, and he didn't want to find out what he was flirting with out of the blue.

Can you hear what this is saying in human language? The wife flinched and didn't even have a word of concern, and even said that she had a problem with her balance...

Chu Yu was in so much pain that he wanted to shed physical tears, but when he heard Shen Jingheng's words, tears burst down instantly.

"I wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

Shen Jingheng said with a serious face: "No, since we have decided to get married, the husband and wife must stay together for a lifetime, and we must strictly abide by this oath."

"I woo woo woo... I haven't married you yet!! I still have the right to go back on my word!!!" Chu Yu yelled out this sentence with all his strength, and then his waist hurt terribly due to excessive force, and tears rolled down his face drip.

Shen Jingheng interpreted it like this: "Well, you are crying, which means that you don't want to regret it in your heart."

Help... What kind of devil is this!

I was so angry that I cried in pain, that's all right, can't he be subdued

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Shen Jingheng finally noticed that something was wrong with him, and frowned. Just as he was about to reach out and touch Chu Yu's body to check the situation, he immediately retracted and took out a pair of isolation gloves from his pocket.

Chu Yu: "?"

He put the glove on his hand, and the glove slowly penetrated into his hand, gradually merging with his hand. Then he stretched out his hand to touch Chu Yu's waist, but was bounced away by Chu Yu's hand.

Chu Yu stopped crying. Although there were still painful physical tears in his eyes, his eyes were indifferent at the moment.

"Don't touch it if you don't like it, get out!"

The momentum at this moment was very different from that of Chu Yu before.

[The author has something to say: Chu Yu: I'm angry, I need a kiss to calm me down!

Shen Jingheng: ... I am also very helpless, what can I do, I am allergic to you!]