On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags

Chapter 214: Are you dating online, I'm cheating

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At night, the streets are empty. The shadows of the trees appear thick and deep under the light of the street lamps. Only a nearby single apartment still had the windows lit with a warm yellow halo.

There was a man sitting in front of the computer. His slender hands quickly tapped on the keyboard, making a crackling sound. Looking closer to the screen, he just submitted an application to join a chat group in the same city, and is waiting for the group owner to approve it.

The host that 009 binds to each time is randomly selected by the interstellar executive, and most of the hosts have been reborn, but this time the situation is a bit special.

This host is not reborn.

009 fluttered his wings and didn't care. It tried to integrate its translucent body into the man's body and bound the transformation program as usual, but at this moment, an accident happened suddenly.

[Ding! Unknown force detected, binding failed!]

The sound made 009 stunned for a moment, thinking that he had heard it wrong. It re-concentrated its mental power, tried to invade the host's brain again, exerted its milk-feeding energy, and shouted slogans to itself in its heart.

hey! hey!

009 Come on! 009 is the best! 009 must be able to bind successfully!

I don't know if its mental power is too powerful, and it didn't take long for a dark ball of light to suddenly emerge from the man, with a sharp and strange smile: [Hey, this host has been bound by me. Now, you should find someone else.]

This ball of light is black in black, black in purple, and has a pair of wings behind it, but it's pure black. It doesn't look good, just like...

#Gunara Dark Orb? #

009 was shocked when he saw this. He didn't expect to meet his peers here. The frequency of the wings flapping unconsciously became faster, showing a state of alert: [You... Which department are you from?]

The black ball of light flew around the room, and proudly and gently spit out two words: [Anbu]

The space station has three thousand worlds, 009 is not the only system, and the Scumbag Transformation Department is not the only department. In addition to the interstellar executive, there is also a deputy master named Cecilia.

It is said that she is transformed by the power of the soul left behind by a fallen angel from another world. She possesses the darkest power in the world and controls the source of desire in the world. She likes to induce people to degenerate the most, which is completely different from the interstellar executive. behavior style.

Cecilia leads Anbu and relies on dark energy to maintain its operation, and the system under her most likes to choose those kind-hearted humans as hosts to lure them into depravity and into darkness.

The task assigned by the interstellar executive to 009 this time is to let it expel the unknown dark force and save the seduced host.

The task is arduous, but 009 is a ball that never gives up lightly. It flew into the host body again and wanted to continue to try to bind, but it was directly squeezed out by the black light ball: [Poor stupid thing, I asked you to change the host to bind, you can't grab me]

009 might as well for a while, fell to the ground, and rolled two laps very elastically before stopping. It sat on the ground and the whole ball was stunned.

how so…

can't bind...

What about the performance of #QAQ at the end of the year! #

The black light ball has a contemptuous tone: [You should go home and drink milk]

009 Hearing that, he flapped his wings and climbed up from the ground again. It flew in front of the black light ball, gathered up his courage, and suddenly rushed over like a small cannonball, hitting the other party directly on the glass, smashing his head and covering his face. beat up.

[Ah, I'll kill you and kill you! Dare to grab the host with me, you are tired of living! You just go home and drink milk! This host is mine is mine is mine! If you dare to grab me, I will kill you!]

009 was angry, and the consequences were serious. The chubby little wings behind it suddenly became larger, and the bows left and right directly swept the black light ball into the eyes, and smashed the opponent against the window like a small cannonball.

[Kill you and kill you! You nasty ball!]

The black ball of light obviously didn't expect 009 to explode with such a high force value that it didn't even have the strength to fight back, and was beaten into a daze.

[Ding! An unknown energy attack is detected, the motherboard is severely damaged, and the hibernation program is automatically activated]

Hearing a swoosh, the black ball of light was forced to retract into the host's body.

Seeing this, 009 finally stopped out of breath. It changed its wings back to normal size, looked around the room, and finally locked its gaze on the man sitting in front of the computer, and hurriedly flew over.

[Ding! Binding succeeded!]

When the alarm sounded, 009 breathed a sigh of relief, sitting on the shoulders of the new host with tears in his eyes and muttering to himself: [I'm too hard... ]

Qin Ye was browsing the web when he suddenly heard an unfamiliar voice in his ear. He couldn't help but pause for a moment while holding the mouse, and frowned slowly: "Who?"

009 saw that he was found, flapped his wings and flew out, it landed next to the computer, and started to introduce himself: [Hello dear host, I am the excellent system of the Big Star Scumbag Transformation Department, you are now bound by me Now, don't do bad things, or you will be punished by electric shock, I hope you will make a good transformation and be a new person]

Qin Ye: "..."

It stands to reason that normal people would be quite frightened when they encounter this kind of thing, but Qin Ye was bound by a dark ball of light just last month, and another one doesn't seem to be a big deal... right

Qin Ye raised Erlang's legs and silently looked at 009: "What's your relationship with Bibi Luo?"

Bibiro is the name of that black ball of light.

009 Tears: [It doesn't matter, it is evil, I am bright, dear, you must not believe its words]

As soon as it finished speaking, the computer suddenly rang, and a message popped up. The above shows that Qin Ye successfully joined a group chat in the same city, and asked him to greet the group members quickly.

This is not an ordinary group. There are more than 100 members in it, all of them are male. To put it bluntly, it is a gay circle to make friends. You can find people in it, you can make appointments in it, and you can…

cheat money.

Qin Ye is a native of the countryside. Because he looks good and has a good figure, he was brought to the city by his uncle who is an entertainment agent to sign a contract and become a trainee, but he has not made a name for himself for a few years. This man is a little jerk.

Small paste beans are not easy to be good at, not only can't earn much money every year, but also have to pay training fees to the company. And in order to look decent, clothes and shoes must be brand-name, and the consumption of tens of thousands of dollars is really unbearable.

Qin Ye was originally an upright and good young man, but since he was bound by Bibi Luo last month, he was tempted by the other party to take the road of no return in online dating and cheating. Every day, I sit in front of the computer and chat with different people. I hook up with CP online dating everywhere because of the good voice. After I get to know each other, I borrow money.

Three or five hundred is neither too much nor too little, and when the other party realizes that he has been deceived, he can at best scold him, and he will not really pursue anything. Qin Ye tried many times, and gradually he has tasted the sweetness.

After more than a month of observation and exploration, he found that the gay circle is scattered everywhere, and the high-quality No. 1 is quite difficult to find. When looking for people at No. 0, it is basically a lie.

Qin Ye had just been introduced by a netizen and added a friend group with a trumpet. Seeing that his application was approved, he casually sent a [shy] emoji out as a greeting.

This group had been chatting quite lively, but when they suddenly saw a newcomer joining, they all fell silent, looking a little cold. After about three minutes or so, someone sent a message.

[Why did the group owner let new people in?]

The group owner is bubbling: [Well, there has been no fresh blood in the group for too long, and a new person just applied to join the group, so I will put it in. If you don't like it, send the plane ticket directly]

Seeing this, Qin Ye typed on the keyboard and sent a message out: [(Inconceivable tilting his head emoticon) Is it a bit too cruel for you to talk about this in front of me?]

The essential thing in online chat is the expression pack. Qin Ye has saved thousands of them. It's easy to attract a good impression if you want to be as cute as you want.

Someone asked him: [What attributes does my brother have?]

This is asking him 1 or 0.

Qin Ye also had a chat on his phone recently. He was talking about his phone and computer, without delay, he sent a long list of numbers: [11111111]

As soon as this information came out, Qin Ye found that his space visitors suddenly increased by more than a dozen. He simply turned off the phone and concentrated on talking on the computer.

009 had never seen this kind of operation before, and watched it for a long time, full of surprise and doubts: [Dear, what are you doing?]

Qin Ye scratched his neat short hair, his voice was low and magnetic, and said lazily, "Normal social interaction, haven't you seen it?"

009 was trembling all over by his voice, and unconsciously hugged himself with his wings, trembling: [But, but... it's not right to lie... ]

Qin Ye snorted: "Where did I lie?"

He is indeed 1.

#The upright boy is gone forever, replaced by a stray boy who was seduced by Bibiro#

While they were talking, there were several more messages in the group, one after another.

[Breaking photos of newcomers]

[Sound explosion photo]

[Do you have abdominal muscles?]

Online dating is unavoidable. You can neither use real photos nor photos taken from the Internet, otherwise people will find them in minutes. Qin Ye usually reprocesses his own photos to make them look completely different from himself, which can be said to be unfavorable.

He opened the photo album and was about to send a fake photo there when 009 suddenly rushed over and held his hand: [Dear, you can't lie!]

Qin Ye didn't speak, the veins in his arms burst out, and he wanted to grab the mouse.

Qin Ye frowned: "Release!"

009 shook his head desperately: [I won't loose if I don't loose it!]

Qin Ye found that he could touch it, grabbed 009's wings with his backhand, threw it out, and slammed it against the window.

009 was so shocked that he almost cried out: [How can you pull my wings? ! !]

Hair will fall off! ! !

Qin Ye ignored it and turned his eyes to the computer again. He was shocked to find that he had accidentally sent out a real photo when he was fighting for the mouse. He subconsciously threw himself in front of the computer and pressed the mouse to withdraw.

The system prompts: [You are not yet a VIP member, messages that exceed two minutes cannot be withdrawn]

Qin Ye: "?!!!!"

Who the fuck are you looking down on? !

It was a hazy and blurry photo.

The man inside was wearing a black t-shirt on his upper body. He lifted the corner of his shirt and bit it into his mouth, revealing a smooth waist with tight and distinct muscles. He took a selfie with his mobile phone in his right hand, revealing a small half of his angular face, his eyes were deep and sharp, against the hazy warm light, which was ambiguous and sultry.

He can make people so handsome that they kneel down and call him Dad.

Qin Ye clenched his hair silently: Damn it, fortunately, he didn't show his full face, otherwise he would have been planted.

The group was silent for a long time because of this photo of him, and then the news came one after another.

[Fuck this abs, love, love, love]

[Wolf dog I can! ! Brother give me a chance!]

This is just a large group, mixed with fish and dragons. Qin Ye didn't know that there was actually a small group of forty people inside. Not long after his photo was posted, the group owner, Fatou, sent a message in the small group.

Feidou: [This cute newcomer is cheating, everyone be careful not to be fooled]

After he finished speaking, he threw out a page that recognized pictures on the Internet, confirming that the photo Qin Ye posted was actually a picture on the Internet.

Immediately someone played the news: [Fuck, I thought there was really a high-quality 1, more handsome than Kaimang, it was a cheat for a long time]

Because they are friends in the same city, the small group occasionally organizes offline gatherings, and Kaimang is the most sought after, and is recognized as the high-quality No. 1 in the group.

If Qin Ye knew that they had sentenced him to death like this, he would definitely be very wronged. Although he is confused, he is at least a bean. It is quite normal to occasionally find so few photos of himself on the Internet.

The author has something to say: Qin Ye: I am super sweet if you choose me online