On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags

Chapter 216: The little white cat killed the little black cat

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In the past, when Bibi Luo was next to him as an assistant, Hadano and his business abilities combined were definitely 1+1>2, but now...

Without support, Qin Ye is a complete mess.

Because he didn't know the other party's personality preferences, Qin Ye stared at the dialog box, his fingertips resting on the keyboard, for a long time he didn't know how to raise a topic. It is rare to have a feeling of being unstoppable.

#horrible#

On the other hand, Josinian was not in a hurry when he saw that the other party remained silent for a long time. He saw the fat cat Chacha jumped onto his lap at some point, and gently scratched its chin with his fingertips.

Seeing that five minutes had passed, Qin Ye finally started and sent a…

Emoji.

Qin Ye: [(Maomao probes the brain expression pack)]

Qiao Sinian heard the phone vibrate and glanced at the news. He didn't know whether the other party wanted to deal with CP or have sex, or just make friends, so he sent a question mark over: [?]

When Qin Ye saw this, he glanced at the data sheet of Qiao Sinian, 37 years old. Basically, it has been determined that the other party is a boring old man, how can there be such a chat.

009 sat calmly next to him, the little chubby wings fluttering behind him, waiting for Qin Ye to talk about the sky to death.

Qin Ye sat in front of the computer, lowered his head to think for a long time, and finally typed a line: [Your cat, cute]

Seeing this, Qiao Sinian glanced at Chacha subconsciously, thinking that it was the case, so he said, why would someone add himself for no reason, it was to look at the cat. Anyway, I have nothing to do, I took a picture of Cha Cha with my mobile phone and sent it over: [It's very fat.]

The chatterbox just opened.

Qin Ye crackled on the keyboard: [Being fat is cute]

Qiao Sinian asked: [Do you also keep cats?]

In order to have a common topic, Qin Ye made up all kinds of nonsense: [I have two, one black and one white.]

After he finished speaking, he looked at the blue light ball sitting beside him: "You turn into a cat and let me take a picture."

009 Hearing that, the flapping wings behind his back paused, and slowly put out a question mark: [?]

What is this host saying, why can't it understand a word

Qin Ye asked, "Bibiluo can change. Are you not as powerful as it is, so it won't change?"

009 heard the words and jumped up like a spring: [How could that little briquettes be better than me! !]

009 was about to die of anger, as if to prove that what he said was true, it turned into a little white cat with a biu in the air, with a pair of small wings on its back, and flew over to face Qin Ye and slapped his face. Tik: [009 is the most powerful!]

Qin Ye saw that it was cute and didn't fight back. He grabbed 009 from mid-air and put it on the table, pointing at it with his phone: "You pose."

The little fat white cat on the table stomped his feet in anger, as if he was doing tap dancing, but because his legs were short, it was really not a deterrent.

Qin Ye recorded a five-second video and sent it to Josinian: [My little white cat]

I have to say that 009's cat is really cute, with watery blue eyes, clean fur, and a round face, which can directly make people's hearts cute. In particular, there is a pair of chubby little wings on the back.

Qiao Sinian didn't care and thought it was a prop for decoration. He watched the video several times, smiled, and handed it to Cha Cha again, asking the kitten in his arms: "Cha Cha, don't you think it's cute? "

Cha Cha patted the phone with her paw, and licked the screen again, her voice soft, as if she was in love: "Meow~meow~"

Josin raised the phone to keep it from licking. Probably alone for too long, when the night is silent, it is easy to open up, he asked Qin Ye: [And a little black cat?]

Qin Ye fell into deep thought when he saw this, thinking that the little black cat was beaten to death by the little white cat. But I can't say that, so I made up a random reason: [The old man at home liked it and brought it back to raise it]

Qiao Sinian sent a message across the screen: [What's the name of the little white cat?]

Hadano: [paste beans]

When Qiao Sinian saw these two words, he couldn't help laughing softly: [Paste beans?]

Qin Ye started teasing: [(holding cheek emoji) What are you calling me to do?]

Qiao Sinian thought that this newcomer was quite cute, so he typed a line with a smile: [Who called you, isn't paste beans the name of a cat?]

Qin Ye said: [No, paste beans is my name]

As soon as Qiao Sinian heard it, he knew that he was teasing himself: [What about the cat's name?]

Hadano: [(cross hands) I won't tell you]

He's like a big boy, with a sense of humour and a little willfulness that's not objectionable. Qiao Sinian sighed and asked him: [Are you 21 years old?]

Every time Qin Ye didn't know what to say, he could only throw the emoji: [(nervously eating hands and hands)]

When Josin saw this, he took it as his acquiescence. Edited a line of words, deleted it again, thought for a long time, and re-entered: [I 37.]

He has already revealed his age. If the other party is really from CP or dating pao, there is a high probability that he should block himself now.

This circle is like this, more monks and less porridge, 0 more and 1 less. People are greedy for freshness, who doesn't want to look for young ones.

Qiao Sinian waited for a long time and saw that there was no movement there. He thought that it might have been deleted. The message sent later must be a red exclamation mark.

"… "

José was not disappointed either. He turned off the screen of his mobile phone and was about to sleep when the page suddenly lit up.

Qin Ye sent a message: [My mother said that the third male junior holds gold bricks, I am not good at math, are you holding five yuan.]

Josinian paused when he saw this, thinking whether the other party was really confused or pretending to be confused. After thinking for a moment, he said: [Do you want to be a cp when you join the group?]

Qin Ye sat on the other side of the computer, thinking that he was not a cp, but to cheat money. The absence of Bibi Luo undoubtedly caused a lot of difficulty in his online fraud business, and every sentence had to be carefully considered.

Qin Ye replied: [I don't want to be with them.]

This sentence is very ambiguous, and the overtone can be understood as: I don't want to be with them, but I can be with you.

Qiao Sinian inexplicably remembered the private discussion in the inner group just now, saying that this newcomer rejected them all and added himself alone, and he couldn't help but feel a little subtle. Deliberately asked: [You don't want to be a cp, why do you want to join the group?]

Qin Ye lay on the table and tapped the keyboard: [Then you joined the group to deal with CP?]

Josinian's ears warmed, and he explained embarrassingly: [I was pulled in by a friend.]

Although it looks like a quibble, it has no credibility.

Qin Ye asked: [Then do you want to go?]

Qiao Sinian paused at his fingertips, thinking about how to answer this question. Say you don't want it, it's too fake, say think about it, it doesn't seem too good. Just when he was hesitating about how to answer, Qin Ye changed the subject understandingly: [What time do you get up and go to bed every day?]

Josian's work and rest are actually quite regular, so it's purely an accident to talk so late today. He glanced at the decorative wall clock on the wall and found that it was already 11:20. He roughly estimated the time: [Go to bed at 11:30 and get up at 7:30.]

Qin Ye is a late-night dog: [I get up at six o'clock every day, a little earlier than you.]

Qiao Sinian was a little surprised, and guessed that Qin Ye's age should be about to graduate from college, and he should be an intern in the company: [The place of work is far away, why do you get up so early?]

Wu Sen reported many training classes to Qin Ye, singing and dancing were full every day, and when he was more tired, he practiced until the early morning before disbanding. Of course he couldn't say that he was a trainee and made up a lie: [It's a bit far.]

Jose Nian didn't ask any more questions. He has been struggling in the society for more than 20 years. Unlike young people who are just starting out, he knows how to behave. Some questions are good to stop at, but asking too much is a breach of privacy.

Qiao Sinian asked: [Do you feel tired?]

Qin Ye was not afraid of being tired, he was just afraid of being as confused as he is now and seeing no hope. Unconsciously, I said the truth: [Fortunately, it’s a little harder now, and my parents will be able to enjoy more happiness in the future.]

Very filial.

José smiled. He runs his own company, and there are often interns who have just graduated from college. Only a small number of people are diligent and practical, and most of them are still stunned.

Qin Ye was more stable than he thought.

Qiao Sinian was about to say something when Qin Ye sent a message: [Are you going to sleep?]

Joss paused for a while and found that it was half past eleven: [Well.]

Qin Ye stopped when he ordered: [Then you should rest early.]

Seeing this, Qiao Sinian deleted the half-edited words and re-entered: [Well, so do you.]

There was no movement on Qin Ye's side. After about 30 seconds, he sent a voice, his voice was low, against the night view of the tall buildings outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, making people's hearts calm down unconsciously.

He said, "Good night..."

The voice was like a quiet blue lake, gently brushing past the ears like a feather, with the tenderness unique to a teenager. Ringing through the receiver, there is a vague sense of distortion, adding a layer of mystery.

Joss Nian paused slightly.

People in the inner group say that Qin Ye is a liar, and in real life, there is a high probability that he is not very good. Qiao Sinian doesn't judge other people's behavior, but he has to say that Qin Ye's voice is much cleaner than he imagined, and it is probably the best kind that falls in the voice-activated ears.

Qiao Sinian listened to it again, and the voice was very penetrating, as if someone was talking close to his ear, whispering intimately: "Good night..."

The ears are slightly warm.

Qiao Sinian typed two words slowly and clicked to send: [Good night.]

Qin Ye was offline, and he was skilled at logging into another account. There was another cp he had just chatted with recently. The dialog box just popped up, and there were more than a dozen unread messages on it.

[Dear, what are you doing]

[Why ignore me (angry)]

[Stinky treasure, I ignore you!]

[Hmph, don't look for me if you have the ability]

This has already been talked about, and Qin Ye was less careful when replying to the news. He typed a line of words: [Baby, I went to the hospital today]

This is his usual routine. When the other party asks why, he will say that he is sick, and then borrow money logically.

009 flew around him: [Hmph, you liar!]

Qin Ye lit a cigarette and held it in his mouth. Hearing that before he heard the words, he took the cigarette down, raised his eyelids and glared at 009.

"Shut up, you smasher!"

Bibi Luo died so tragically, he hasn't settled with 009 yet!

A message popped up from the computer: [Dear, why did you go to the hospital, are you sick?]

Qin Ye took about three or four minutes before replying: [It's okay... ]

The other party didn't believe it: [Tell me, what happened? ? ?]

Qin Ye said: [There is something wrong with the stomach, the doctor said that he will have an operation, I will go back to my hometown tomorrow to borrow some money from my parents]

He hesitated for two minutes before asking: [Do you have enough money?]

Qin Ye: [Reluctantly, it should be enough]

It took a long time for the other party to reply: [Then you have to take care of yourself.]

Qin Ye saw that the other party had no desire to borrow money, so he could only take the initiative to attack: [Baby, I checked the money today and spent almost all of it, can you lend me 300 to buy a ticket?]

009 was silent for three seconds, then...

[Stab!]

Qin Ye's wrist suddenly felt a pain and numbness like an electric shock. He thought the computer was leaking electricity, so he got up from the chair and shook his wrist. However, before he could figure out the situation, a small black ball suddenly rushed out with lightning speed, directly hitting 009 against the window.

"Crack!"

009 was directly hit into a cake, it looked at Bibi Luo with a shocked face, and his figure slowly slipped uncontrollably: [You... steal... attack... ]

Bibi Luo Jie smiled strangely: [My lord is not so easy to die.]

[Ding! The motherboard is damaged, and the hibernation program is forced to open]

Before 009 could speak, he was forced to enter a dormant state and disappeared into the air with a swoosh.

Seeing this, Bibilu snorted coldly, flew around the room as if he was patrolling the territory, and finally landed on Qin Ye's shoulder with a sweet voice: [Dear host, didn't you scare you?]

Qin Ye gave it a strange look: "You are not dead?"

Bibiluo's tone was proud: [The great Lord Cecilia gave us immortality, Bibiluo is immortal, how could that little ball with no hair even grow to hurt me~]

After it finished speaking, it looked at the computer screen, and said in a bewitching tone: [Dear host, don't you think borrowing 300 yuan is too little?]

Qin Ye glanced at it, wondering what he was thinking, then lowered his eyes and lit a cigarette: "The other party won't believe it if you borrow too much."

[Then find a way to convince him,] Bibiro flew around him and praised, [Ask him out to meet, let him fall in love with you, take whatever you want~]

Bibi Luo is like a little devil: [My dear host, no one will refuse your charm~]

Qin Ye thought that I was not a Puxin man. He exhaled a puff of smoke and flicked the ashes expressionlessly: "Let him fall in love with me, and then what?"

Bibi Luo let out that weird smile again, excited and excited: [Of course he dumped him~]

A heartfelt mispayment, the great pain caused by being abandoned by a loved one, but the negative force that Lady Cecilia likes most.

While they were talking, a transfer record popped up on the phone, no more, no less, just 300 yuan.

Qin Ye clicked to confirm the reception, and then sent the word "thank you" to the other party, ignoring the bewitching and temptation of Bibiro beside him, and skillfully deleted his friends and blocked them. Turn off the lights and get ready for bed.

Bibi Luo persevered and followed him: [Dear host, you have such a beautiful appearance, why don't you make more use of it, you can be sought after by countless people, make them fall in love with you, for you... ]

"To shut up."

Qin Ye is immune to its sugar-coated cannonballs, and his eyes are sharp: "If you dare to disturb me again, I will rip your skin off."

Bibiro: [… ]

The author has something to say: 009: You wait for me to wake up tomorrow and kill you!

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