On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags

Chapter 219: teach English

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When Qin Ye returned home, it was already late at night.

His room wasn't neat, but because there weren't many things, it wasn't messy. Qin Ye went into the bathroom to take a shower, lying on the bed and didn't want to move, but the mobile phone next to him kept vibrating, and the news shot out like a barrage of cannons.

[why do you ignore me]

[I'll be angry if you don't speak again]

[Don't look for me today if you have the ability]

—The above dialogue is from an online dating cp who can’t remember his name

Qin Ye did a business performance for a day today, and was so tired that he didn't even want to move his fingers. He rolled over on the bed, covered his eyelids with the back of his hands, and turned his phone to silent, intending to squint for a while.

Bibiro hovered above the ceiling, his tone bewitching: [Dear host, you haven't replied to No. 3 CP for eight hours, so the other party will be angry~]

Qin Ye covered his face with a pillow and pretended to be dead.

Seeing this, Bibi Luo flew over, lay on the bed, unlocked Qin Ye's cell phone skillfully, and typed a line of words to reply: [Dear baby, how could I ignore you, you are the most important person in this world~]

009 watched from the side and couldn't help but gag: what a disgusting, earthy love story.

And the black wings behind Bibiluo were like little bats, fanning happily and chatting even more cheerfully, coaxing people back in less than three minutes.

The other party asked him: [Why did you ignore me today, I don't believe you haven't looked at your phone all day]

Bibi Luo smiled and replied: [Dear, I was hospitalized today, sorry for not being able to reply to your message in time.]

What a familiar routine, the next step is to start cheating.

However, before Bibi Luo could finish typing, the phone was taken away by a hand with sharp bones.

Qin Ye threw the pillow aside and sat up straight from the bed. He stared at the phone screen for a moment, wondering what he was thinking, and suddenly deleted the person directly.

Seeing this, Bibi Luo was surprised: [Dear host, why are you doing this? !]

Qin Ye didn't want to deceive people at first, and even more so after beating up the dead scumbag Kaimang today. While deleting the friends who had confirmed their relationship on the phone, he compared Biro and said seriously: "I don't want to lie, you can find another host to bind."

When Qin Ye was the poorest, he couldn't even pay the rent. When people are in a desperate situation, they are most likely to have extreme thoughts, and Bibi Luo appeared at that time.

It can magnify the desires and greed in people's hearts, and Qin Ye is really short of money, so he embarked on this road in a confused way. He thought it was not a big deal to cheat three or five hundred dollars, but in fact, cheating is cheating, it has nothing to do with the amount of money, not to mention that some people are betting on real feelings in online dating.

If he continues, what is the difference between him and Kaiman.

This time, for a few hundred dollars, Qin Ye could be bewitched by Bibiluo to cheat on the Internet, and next time he was even more short of money, maybe he would be pushed out to rob.

On the surface, Bibi Luo was helping him, but in fact, he was enticing him to step into the abyss. The most terrifying thing was his unknowing depravity.

The warm light poured on Qin Ye's shoulders, illuminating his long and upward eyes clearly, and the pupils were like thick ink, clean and clear. The facial features are too deep and cold, making people feel that his ideas are not so easily shaken.

Bibi Luo's whole ball was stupid, and flew around Qin Ye: [Dear host, you have spent so much time and energy, don't you think it's a pity to give up now?]

After hearing this, those who didn't know thought that Qin Ye had given up on a big project with several hundred million yuan, but in fact he just gave up a loss-making business with a monthly salary of no more than 3,220 yuan.

009 rushed over after hearing this, and Biu knocked Bibi Luo flying: [What a pity! You are a bad ball, you lie to others to do bad things every day, and you will be struck by lightning sooner or later!]

Bibi Luo was furious: [You dare to hit me! I fight with you!]

Qin Ye quietly watched the two chickens pecking at each other, thinking how hard his life was to be entangled by these two demons and ghosts, and he would have to go back to his hometown to pay homage to his ancestors another day.

In the evening, Wu Sen sent two English songs, which were designated by the partner for the next commercial performance, and they had to be mastered within three days.

Qin Ye just graduated from high school, so how good is his English? He stared at the two scores and frowned for a long time, and found that he didn't know a single word, so he could only get out of bed and sit in front of the computer to search for the original song.

This English song is a fast-paced song. Qin Ye listened to it for a while, and the tune was memorized, but he couldn't hear a single word, so he could only read it on Baidu online one by one.

At the same time, the people in the internal group were still discussing him, urging Qiao Sinian to help matchmaking.

[Fuck, I can't rest my eyes without adding his friend!]

[Mr. Qiao, Mr. Qiao, it's time to show brotherhood, it's up to you whether the brothers can get rid of the order]

[I went to add that newcomer's friend just now and was rejected again, I already have a psychological shadow]

Josinian is sitting in the study doing business. He originally planned to ignore the news in the group, but Aite could not ignore one by one. Can only suspend the official business in hand, send a message: [He said it is not convenient to add.]

Qiao Sinian's words were relatively polite, Qin Ye's original words were actually "I don't want to add".

Some people in the group don't believe it.

[No, no, no, Mr. Qiao, did you not speak well?]

[Try again]

Qiao Sinian habitually held up his glasses. Seeing that they didn't believe it, he sent a screenshot of the chat with Qin Ye, so everyone saw the following conversation.

Qin Ye: [What are you doing?]

Qiao Sinian: [My friend asked me to ask you... ]

Qin Ye: [Ask what?]

Qiao Sinian: [They want to add you as a friend.]

Qin Ye: [No.]

Qin Ye: [Just add one of you.]

Qiao Sinian could have deleted the last sentence, but for some reason, it was sent out by ghosts and gods. Before others could react when they saw this, the group leader Fatou suddenly bubbled up from the group like a corpse: [Rely by, by by, by by! Mr. Qiao, is this newcomer interested in you? I like you!]

Josinian thought to himself that it was not me, but my cat. He slowly sank into the back of the chair, raised his hand to unbutton the collar of his shirt, and glanced at the sky outside the window, only to realize that he had been sitting in the study for more than four hours unknowingly.

Qiao Sinian replied in the group: [No, he likes cats.]

He is still a little self-aware, and the older he gets, the harder it is to find a partner. Qin Ye, who was in his twenties, naturally wouldn't find a partner who was a dozen years older than him.

There was a moan in the group, probably all regretting why they didn't keep a cat. However, the members of the internal group are all in good condition. They are either rich second-generation or social elites. Qin Ye repeatedly refused to add friends, so naturally they would not catch up.

Some people even said that the grapes were sour because they couldn't eat the grapes: [Forget it, the group owner said that he was a liar, and he was afraid that he would die when he saw the light.]

There is some truth to this statement.

[His data sheet shows that he is only in his twenties, shouldn't it be fake too?]

[Who knows, maybe the guy across from the phone with your baby and your baby is an unshaven old man.]

The leader of the group said: [Alright, alright, stop arguing, it's a big deal. I will hold an offline event next month and invite that newcomer over, and you will know what it looks like.]

This kind of online cheating happened once when Daqun was just founded. Although it is not as bad as the old man, a middle-aged bald man with a beer belly pretending to be a 20-year-old guy every day to fall in love with you is enough to resist human.

The group owner Feidou often organizes offline gatherings to avoid this problem.

Qiao Sinian had heard Qin Ye's voice. Although he didn't know what the other party looked like, he was definitely in his early twenties, not as they said. Seeing that the people in the group were speculating, the more they talked, the more outrageous they became.

Qin Ye's account is online, but he doesn't know what he's doing.

Joss was busy with his career and had little time to care about his relationship, but now no amount of money can fill the emptiness in his heart. The room was luxuriously decorated, but it was also empty. The only living thing was the chubby cat named Cha Cha.

Qiao Sinian has all the characteristics of a single old man, such as innocence, such as a boring personality. Basically, no one in the circle likes No. 0, and it is not as good as the younger ones.

He pushed aside the document at hand, hesitated for a long time before sending a message to Qin Ye: [What are you doing?]

Qin Ye was scratching his ears as he recited words, and when he saw the news, he subconsciously replied: [I am reciting English words.]

Qiao Sinian pressed his chin, thinking that he has already worked, why do he still need to memorize words: [Is it difficult?]

Qin Ye didn't intend to lie anymore, and he didn't hide anything. While reciting the words, he typed a line of words with one hand and replied: [Well, my education is only a high school graduate, and my English is not good.]

Qiao Sinian was slightly startled, probably did not expect him to be so frank, and replied: [Would you like me to teach you?]

He spent a few years in college abroad, and teaching English shouldn't be a problem.

Qin Ye was stunned when he saw the news. To be honest, the objects of his online chats every day are all kinds of tantrums, and this is the first time he has met Qiao Sinian so real. Scratched his head, hesitantly asked: [Will it delay your time?]

Qiao Sinian pushed aside the document at hand: [It doesn't matter, it's nothing to do anyway.]

Qin Ye sent him the picture.

Qiao Sinian glanced at it and found that it looked like lyrics. In his heart, he wondered why Qin Ye recited this, but he didn't ask. Saying one sentence at a time taught him to read.

Qiao Sinian's English pronunciation is very nice, not as cold and hard as the translation on the computer, but a little more human. Gentle and unhurried.

Qin Ye listened to it a few times, then followed him, and sent a voice over to let him correct it. By the time he finished reciting the two lyrics, it was already one o'clock in the morning.

Qin Ye remembered something later: [Do you have to go to bed at half past eleven?]

Qiao Sinian glanced at the wall clock on the wall and was a little surprised how the time passed so quickly today, so he thoughtfully typed a line: [It's okay, I drank coffee today, I didn't sleep well, just to pass the time.]

He happened to have a cup of coffee in his hand, which was brought by the nanny two hours ago, and it was already cold. Qiao Sinian took pictures with his mobile phone and sent them to Qin Ye to prove that he did not lie.

Qin Ye was quite fond of Qiao Sinian: [Then are you still sleepy?]

Qiao Sinian said: [It's okay.]

Qin Ye seemed to thank him for teaching himself English: [Then I will chat with you, tell me if you are sleepy, and I will sleep when you are asleep.]

Qiao Sinian supported his head, wondering if Qin Ye would do this to everyone he chatted with, rubbing his fingertips on the keyboard, he asked: [Did someone add you today?]

Qin Ye said: [Yes.]

He sent a screenshot to Josinian to see. In the afternoon, more than 30 people added him as friends, but they were all rejected without exception. As Qin Ye said today, it is enough for him to add only Qiao Sinian.

No one hates the feeling of being favored, and no one can refuse the feeling of being favored.

Josinian was no exception, although he couldn't tell what emotion it was. The little fat cat, Chacha, hadn't slept yet. He wandered outside the study for a while, and then ran in with small steps, jumped on his knees and meowed, and kept pulling the phone with his claws.

Qiao Sinian raised his hand, recorded a video of it and sent it to Qin Ye: [Is your little white cat sleeping?]

Qin Ye glanced at 009 who was still fighting with Bibi Luo behind him, and replied: [Not yet, the room is running around.]

While speaking, two balls rushed over like cannonballs and hit him directly. Qin Ye held Bibiluo with his left hand and 009 with his right hand, and blue veins burst out on his forehead: "Can you two be quiet!"

009 snorted: [This bad ball refuses to go, you said, did you let it go just now]

Qin Ye: "I prefer you to go with it."