On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags

Chapter 221: Let's learn to meow together

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Qiao Sinian had a thin layer of sweat on his palms, pursed his lips and typed a few words, and then deleted them immediately. Just when his brain was in a state of confusion, Qin Ye suddenly sent a message.

Because it was a special concern, the phone vibrated twice, which was quite abrupt in the silent room.

Qin Ye: [Are you online?]

Qiao Sinian hesitated for a long time before he typed a word: [Yes.]

Qin Ye sat in the dance practice room with no one around. He brushed his sweaty hair to the back of his head, not knowing how to explain to Qiao Sinian: [Don't be a cp with Qibai, play less games like that.]

He actually wanted to say that Qi Bai was not a good person, but he seemed to be suspected of speaking ill of people behind his back. Qiao Sinian has always been very mild-tempered, so he shouldn't be angry with himself for this.

Joss Nian asked subconsciously: [Why?]

Qin Ye couldn't hide his words: [I'm afraid you will be deceived.]

Qiao Sinian's experience seems to be only reflected in his business acumen and knowledge. He can be said to know nothing emotionally, and he looks like a fool. Qin Ye had reason to suspect that he couldn't resist the sweet-mouthed sea king like Qi Bai.

It was for this...

Qiao Sinian didn't know whether he should be happy or disappointed, he thought for a moment and asked, "Then you are not afraid of blocking my peach blossoms?"]

Everyone in the group knew that they were CPs, and Qin Ye also cut off the slight possibility of Qiao Sinian's divorce to some extent.

Qin Ye didn't feel guilty about this, and silently typed a line: [You have been in the group for three years, and you haven't found the cp yet.]

This also shows that Joe Si Nian has no peach blossoms at all. After all, who is as foolish as him to put his real age on the data sheet, and the space is so boring that it is almost boring, which normal person would add him.

This sentence sounds reasonable and well-founded, but Qiao Sinian felt a little heartbroken: [How do you know there is no suitable one?]

Qin Ye was happy: [I just know.]

Seeing that it was getting late, he was the only one left in the classroom. I changed my sweaty clothes and headed home with my bag on my back.

Dancing practice is physical work, and with a lot of activities recently, Qin Ye has to lie on the bed for a while every time he gets home to recover, and he still uses bubble noodles for dinner as usual.

And Qiao Sinian suddenly became a little stupid today: [Why do you know?]

Qin Ye took a look, was too lazy to type, lay on the bed, and sent a voice call request directly. And after more than ten seconds there, click to connect.

Qiao Sinian stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window watching the night scene, holding a cat in his arms. He lowered his head and hooked the hook of Chacha's chin with his fingertips, but did not take the initiative to speak, so Qin Ye could only hear a lazy cat meowing.

Qin Ye was happy, thinking that Qiao Sinian would not be unhappy, and cleared his throat: "Why don't you speak?"

This is their first time connecting wheat. Qin Ye's voice sounded a little more real than usual, low and sexy, making his ears numb.

Qiao Sinian was always a little embarrassed for no reason, so he could only pretend to find a topic, raised his hand and adjusted his headphones: "on the 8th of next month, they are going to hold an offline event, will you go?"

offline activity

Of course Qin Ye couldn't go there. He didn't intend to lie anymore. What's the use of going to such a large social occasion. But it is not good to refuse too much, so he said ambiguous: "Let's see if I have a job that day, if I have a job, I may not be able to go."

Qiao Sinian touched Chacha unconsciously, and the latter meowed twice again: "I should..."

Qin Ye asked, "What should you do?"

José Nian: "I should go..."

He actually hoped that Qin Ye could go too, but his character and education over the years made him unable to say such embarrassing words, so he could only swallow it.

Qin Ye didn't know what to think, and smiled: "Actually, I really want to know what you look like."

He would never say such things to his former online scammers, but Qin Ye didn't plan to deceive Qiao Sinian. He treated him as a good friend and said whatever he thought of.

The sky outside is like overturned ink, surging with darkness that belongs to the night, and starting from a distance, it gradually turns into a mysterious dark blue. The transparent glass windows reflected the neon lights of high-rise buildings in the distance, and also dimly reflected the outline of Qiao Sinian's facial features.

He unconsciously took off his silver-rimmed glasses and looked at himself through the glass. But because of blurred vision, I put it on again.

Although Qiao Sinian is not ugly, he feels that he is not as good as the young people in the group. Hearing Qin Ye say this, he didn't want the other party to have too high expectations, so he vaguely said, "General."

Qin Ye thought about something big and said half-truth, "I'm pretty ugly too."

Qiao Sinian asked, "How ugly is it?"

He might be able to prepare mentally ahead of time.

Qin Ye was delighted: "I won't tell you, your mouth is crooked, your eyes are slanted, your legs cramp, you can imagine it yourself."

After speaking, he asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

The nanny aunt was still cooking downstairs, and Qiao Sinian glanced at the time: "I'll eat it later, how about you?"

When Qin Ye came back, he boiled a pot of water. He got up from the bed and sat at the computer desk to prepare instant noodles. The packaging bag was torn with a clatter: "Me? I'm eating."

Qiao Sinian also understood his work and rest rules: "Eating instant noodles again?"

Qin Ye bit his fork and hummed vaguely.

Qiao Sinian wanted to say that eating too much fast food was bad for his health, but he felt that Qin Ye might not listen, so he hesitated: "If I invite you to a cup of milk tea, I will thank you for helping me out today."

But he wasn't sure if Qin Ye would give him the address.

Qin Ye didn't really want to take advantage of Qiao Sinian, but if he refused, he seemed to be too defensive. But a cup of milk tea is not expensive, so I agreed. He put his hand on the back of his head and said, "You know that I'm here to help you get out of the siege, and you have wronged me for blocking your peach blossoms."

Qin Ye sent him his address.

Fortunately, it is the same city, not too far apart. Qiao Sinian searched for nearby food delivery hotels, and quickly placed an order before continuing to chat with him: "Your cat seems to be quite quiet and doesn't bark much."

Bibiluo is persevering in brainwashing Qin Ye every day, instilling bad thoughts in him, and every time at this time, 009 will rush out and fight it, and you will die.

Qin Ye subconsciously glanced at the two light balls that were still tearing at the corner of the table, covered the microphone, and lowered his voice to 009: "Can you come and call twice?"

009 was stunned: [What?]

#What nonsense is this host talking about? ! #

Qin Ye asked again: "Can you come and learn to meow twice?"

[…]

009 heard that the whole ball was cracked. It is a top student of the Interstellar Scum Boy Transformation Academy. Since he came to this world, he has not only been forced to become a cat, but also learned to meow, which is a shame! What a shame!

009 directly frowned: [I wouldn't do such a thing!]

Bibi Luo knows what people are anxious about and what people want. Immediately fluttering his wings, he flew over, and fell on Qin Ye's shoulders, shaking his head and learning how to meow: [Meow, meow, meow meow!]

It can control people's psychology very well, and it is much more pleasing than 009.

Qiao Sinian was listening on the other end of the phone and couldn't help but smile, thinking that Qin Ye's cat meowing was quite rhythmic: "Have you eaten your noodles?"

Qin Ye shook his head: "Not yet." To be honest, after eating instant noodles for more than half a month, it still doesn't change the taste. He bit his fork in his mouth and couldn't take a mouthful for a long time, so he reluctantly drank two mouthfuls of soup.

Qiao Sinian glanced at the time and estimated that the takeaway would arrive in half an hour. Afraid that Qin Ye would not be able to eat after eating instant noodles, he dragged him and chatted for a while, until he saw that the deliveryman was about to arrive, and the topic ended.

Qiao Sinian sat on the chair, thinking of something, a smile loomed on his lips, and a sternness flashed in his eyes quickly. He coughed lightly and said nonchalantly, "Then you should eat first, and talk later."

Qin Ye didn't think much, nodded and said, "Okay, bye."

He hung up the phone, the meeting had already swelled up, and he stirred it twice with a fork. He really lost his appetite, so he threw it into the trash can. Just as he was about to get up to take a shower, the doorbell rang suddenly.

Qin Ye thought that it might be the milk tea ordered by Qiao Sinian, got up and walked towards the door: "Come on."

He opened the door, thinking that what he saw would be a beauty group or a hungry delivery man, but it turned out to be a gentle-looking man in a black Japanese grocery store uniform. The other party was holding a large black incubator in his hand, which was heavy.

Qin Ye glanced at it, thinking that milk tea is so advanced these days.

The man was very polite. He first confirmed Qin Ye's house number, and then asked, "Is it... er... Mr. Pastedou?"

Qin Ye almost choked to death when he heard the words, subconsciously wanted to say if you delivered the wrong meal, but suddenly remembered that he used this pseudonym when he fooled Qiao Sinian, was silent for a moment, and said with an embarrassed expression: "... um... um … it's me."

#Really, a large-scale social death scene#

The man's professionalism is very high, and he did not show any contempt because of Qin Ye's strange name. He opened the incubator, took out a light-colored delicate wooden box and handed it to Qin Ye: "Sir, this is the meal you ordered, if you are not satisfied with anything, you can call us and wish you a happy meal. "

"thanks… "

The wooden box fell so hard that Qin Ye's trained hand could hardly hold it. When he saw the man leave, he closed the door with his backhand, put the lunch box on the table, and studied it for a while before he knew how to open it.

There are two layers in the lunch box. One layer is a large sushi platter that looks expensive, and the other layer is eel rice. One is cold and the other is hot. There is a small partition next to a cup of hot drinks.

Qin Ye thought that this wooden box was worth a lot of money. Forgive him, a poor child from the countryside, who has never eaten anything good. He scratched the sushi with his chopsticks, and only recognized caviar and sea urchin, but nothing else.

Tried a sea urchin nigiri sushi, sweet and delicious.

Qiao Sinian seemed to be pinching a bit to send him a message: [Mr. Pastedou, there is no milk tea at this time, so I replaced you with hot buckwheat tea.]

Qin Ye thought in his mind that Qiao Sinian looked so gentle and courteous, it turned out that it was quite a pain to play tricks on people. He saw the logo on the wooden box, searched it with his mobile phone, and found that it was a well-known private grocery store with per capita consumption...

Two thousand five? !

Qin Ye swallowed his saliva unconsciously, all he wanted was a cup of twenty-five milk tea, which was a bit beyond expectations. I sent a message to Qiao Sinian in a hurry, wanting to ask if the meal was expensive, but I felt that it was not a good question to ask, so I scratched my hair in a little distress, and finally typed a line seriously: [Next time there is When we meet, I invite you to dinner.]

Reciprocity.

When Josinian saw the news, he couldn't help but smile. He typed a paragraph, but felt that it was too cumbersome and long-winded, so he cut and edited it for a long time before sending it out, exhorting: [Okay, remember to eat on time in the future.]

Qin Ye didn't speak, and sent an emoji over there. The chubby cat rolled on the ground, then wagged its tail, as if acting like a spoiled child.

The night was too long, the endless darkness enveloped the city, the neon lights lit up one after another, dotted with the most prosperous commercial districts, crowded with traffic and crowds, and many of them were foreigners who came to town to work.

They struggled and struggled alone in this city, looking for a place to live.

Qin Ye's free time is always at night. Through the window, he overlooked this huge and prosperous city, and occasionally thought of his relatives at home, but he always felt that he had to work hard to have the confidence to go back.

The food in this restaurant is exquisite and the portion is not too much. Qiao Sinian obviously took into account Qin Ye's appetite, and ordered two servings, which was just enough for him.

Qin Ye had a full meal and lay on the bed after taking a bath. Suddenly, I felt that I had reached the pinnacle of being a cook. I can't tell what it feels like, I don't seem as lonely as before.

Bibi Luo is not a safe ball. After watching for so many days, he has long seen that Qiao Sinian is interested in Qin Ye. He is old and rich, and he is an excellent target for cyber fraud.

Bibi Luo flew to Qin Ye's side, and urged, "Ono, what are you doing, hurry up and soak him!"]

Qin Ye subconsciously covered his phone: "What?!"

Bibiluo flapped his wings excitedly: [Ono, soak him!]

Qin Ye thought about what nonsense Bibi Luo was talking about. He stuffed the phone under the pillow, frowned slightly, lowered his head and said seriously, "I don't want to lie any more, you should find another host."

Bibiluo's tone is bewitching: [With him, you can save 20 years of struggle, my dear host, why don't you do it, he is interested in you in the first place.]

When Qin Ye heard the last sentence, he paused indistinctly, but before he had time to ask, he saw that 009 had already rushed up and fought with Bibi Luo.

009 was so angry, he turned into a small cannonball again: [You dog can't change the stinky ball that eats shit! If you teach others to play with your feelings, you will be struck by lightning. I will electrocute you!]

Hearing a piercing thunder and lightning, the whole room suddenly fell into darkness.

Qin Ye was startled, and hurriedly touched the switch, but the light couldn't turn on at all. Ten minutes later, he saw the news from the property in the owner group, saying that the circuit was suddenly damaged, and he was looking for someone to repair it.

Qin Ye: "..."

Great, now completely powered off.

009 found that he had done something wrong and felt guilty. It fluttered its wings and flew to the table, its body slowly lit up, and the brightness was adjusted to the highest, as if it became a small blue ball of light: [Look, 009 will also glow!]

Qin Ye: "..."

Every day, he would reflect on what he did wrong and why he was bound by these two nasty things.

The author has something to say: Bibiluo: [Ono, soak him! ! !]