On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags

Chapter 23: Harming him can never harm him

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Others hope that their idols will become popular, but only Xi Nian's fans talk about Xiaopadou every day, for fear that others will not know that he is blind, and once made netizens think that they are black.

Because of this farce, it didn't take long for the "Decoding the Secret Room" program team to announce the invitation list. In addition to several resident members, there were also three special guests.

The first is the ancient puppet male god Bai Yicheng. He has been tepid for seven or eight years since his debut, but some time ago, he starred in a big ip male lead drama and became popular overnight, relying on his handsome and unrestrained image in front of the screen. There are countless, the kind of little girls who will hold their hearts and become nympho when they see them.

The second is actress Qiao Zhi, she is a black and red starter, because the brokerage team behind her has a good way of hyping, and the drafts are flying all over the sky. Super large vase.

The third one is Xi Nian. Except for the star game that he has been in the limelight some time ago, his popularity and masterpieces cannot be compared with the previous two, so in the eyes of netizens, his ability to appear on this show is simply a piece of shit. Luck, like Qiao Zhi, is a vase.

Well, a vase that can shoot arrows.

I don't know if the show team did it on purpose for gimmicks. Just one Xi Nian caused countless debates, not to mention Qiao Zhi, a half-black and half-red female star, who directly spit out three liters of blood from the netizens.

I vomited, is there no one in the show crew? What are you doing with these two goods

In such a comparison, the moisture content of Xi Nian is too high, and the coffee position is obviously not enough to see, did you go up through the back door

Relying on the background, he jumped up, and variety shows are not blind. I heard that this script requires the guests to form teams separately. If he is placed on the order, whether he can go out is a problem.

It's over, there are three guests in total, both of them are holding back, what can Bai Yicheng do, protect our little Bai Bai!

"Decoding the Secret Room" is famous for its high brain burn and high thriller. Since its launch, it has invited many guests, but most of them have failed, and very few can pass. To put it bluntly, this show is very revealing of IQ Yes, a self-defeating person set collapsed.

Xi Nian just came back from the gym. After taking a shower, he wiped his hair, then sat in front of the computer and opened Weibo, only to find that Qiao Zhi @ him and Bai Yicheng on the Internet.

@qiaozhi: I am very happy to be able to record the program with these two handsome guys, (flowers) (flowers) (flowers) I hope to have a happy cooperation! @西年@白伊成

After posting on Weibo, there are also two self-portraits of the tea in the tea. The man praised the beauty, and the woman looked at the green tea.

Bai Yicheng's fans exploded on the spot in minutes, feeling that Qiao Zhi was so arrogant, and the main owner probably felt embarrassed, and replied politely at the bottom, and then liked and forwarded it.

Xi Nian didn't know what to think. He stared at the screen thoughtfully. At this moment, there was a knock on the door. He recovered, then got up to open the door, only to find that it was Sun Ming.

Xi Nian only opened the door halfway, and didn't plan to let him in at all. He leaned against the door and asked, "Is something wrong?"

Sun Ming and Xi Nian have already torn their faces. If it wasn't for the company's instructions this time, he wouldn't come to the door. Hearing this, his face was blue and white, and he took out a schedule from his briefcase: "This is the recording of the program. At the time, the boss said that he will hire an assistant for you tomorrow to arrange the itinerary."

Xi Nian is not a smooth person at heart. He took over the timetable and glanced at him: "Is there nothing else?"

Sun Ming choked and was about to speak, when, out of the corner of his eyes, he suddenly noticed a man walking towards him. The baseball cap on his head was so low that he couldn't see his face clearly. Casual bag, slim body.

This apartment was arranged for the company's entertainers, and the man in front of him was obviously too conspicuous. Seeing this, Sun Ming frowned and became suspicious. He couldn't help but ask, "Who are you?"

When Xi Nian heard the words, he saw that the person was Lu Xingzhe. He subconsciously stood up straight, and was about to find a reason to perfunctory Sun Ming when a voice sounded in his ear: "I'm the assistant that Xi Nianxin invited."

Lu Xingzhe raised the brim of his hat slightly, the shadows were staggered, revealing a pair of stunning phoenix eyes, and said to Sun Ming, "I'm the assistant hired by Xi Nianxin. I'm here today to help him pack up."

Asking a personal assistant usually has to pass the manager's attention, but the artists under Sun Ming's opponents don't care, plus he is too lazy to meddle in his own business, he has never considered this issue. Hearing this, he looks at Xi Nian: "When did you ask for it? Does he have experience?"

Xi Nian gave a perfunctory hum, lied without blushing or panting, and continued with Lu Xingzhe's excuse: "I asked for it the day before yesterday, I used to be a personal assistant, I will send you his contact information when I come back. You can just hand over any job to him."

Sun Ming was secretly annoyed, and felt that Xi Nian was too reluctant to accept discipline, but in the end it was he who was at fault first, and said in a calm tone, "You invited people yourself, don't blame me if something goes wrong."

After finishing speaking, he frowned and glanced at Lu Xingzhe, then turned and left.

When Xi Nian saw his back disappearing into the aisle, he stepped out of the way. Lu Xingzhe walked in, then took off his hat and twirled it at his fingertips. He asked with a smile, "Your agent?"

Xi Nian took it to the door with his backhand, and then took his seat again in front of the computer: "I'm going to record the program in City C soon. He came to deliver the schedule, and by the way, he found an assistant to arrange the schedule."

Lu Xingzhe languidly leaned against the edge of the table, and said with a smile, "Assistant? Just ask me."

Xi Nian glanced at him, feeling a little amused. She pressed her right hand to her chin, covering the curvature of her lips: "Are you serious about telling a lie?"

Lu Xingzhe pouted, "I didn't lie."

After he finished speaking, he unzipped the black backpack he was carrying, and what was inside was no longer a camera, but a stack of paper documents. The top two were the air tickets to City C tomorrow.

"Here," Lu Xingzhe shook the ticket in front of him, "The secret room decoding was recorded in the suburbs of City C. The ticket for tomorrow at 2 pm will stay at the Lake Island Hotel for one night after arriving, and the program team will arrange the rest."

After he finished speaking, he took out a stack of documents and put them on the table: "If you cancel the contract with Shanxing, you have to find a good home. The entertainment companies with good reputation in the circle are all here, you can choose by yourself."

Lu Xingzhe has been a paparazzi for so long, and he doesn't know much about the private affairs of the entertainment industry, but he is also sloppy. The companies he picked out are the most suitable choices for Xi Nian at present.

Lu Xingzhe finished all this, then turned his head to look at him, the light fell in his eyes, and a clear smile appeared. He obviously didn't say much, but he just saw a bit of pride.

Like a child waiting to be praised by an adult.

Xi Nian was originally holding the phone, and his strength tightened for a moment, but looking at the tickets and documents on the table, he couldn't control his strength. The black phone fell on his knees and made a soft sound.

He didn't speak, looked at Lu Xingzhe quietly, moved his hand under the table, pinched the phone again, and then rubbed his fingertips on the cold and hard edge over and over again, and asked aloud after a while, "You I haven't seen anyone in the past few days, just to get this?"

Lu Xingzhe didn't know whether Xi Nian was happy or unhappy.

If Xi Nian doesn't think about it, he will help him think about it. It's better to pave the rest of the road evenly, without a single hurdle.

Xi Nian was sitting in front of the computer, leaning back into the chair, the screen was Qiao Zhi's selfie, the floor-to-ceiling windows on the balcony reflected the dimly lit night scene in the distance, Lu Xingzhe was beside him, breathing disorderly, this scene seemed to be Deja Vu.

Xi Nian closed his eyes and straightened out his chaotic thoughts. Then he looked at Lu Xingzhe, almost unaware that he was distracted just now: "Are you really going to be my assistant? Let's talk about it first, the salary won't be much higher. ."

Lu Xingzhe sat at the table, shook his legs gently, and said nonchalantly, "I know you have no money."

Goofy.

After he finished speaking, he glanced at the computer screen, and found that it was a selfie of Qiao Zhi, his eyebrows raised slightly, and the smile in his eyes was so meaningful: "Why, do you think she is beautiful?"

Xi Nian seemed to be mad at him on purpose, thought for a moment, and replied with such a sophisticated answer: "Most men think she is beautiful."

After he finished speaking, he swiped the mouse and closed the photo page.

Lu Xingzhe did not expect that Xi Nian would actually praise Qiao Zhi for being beautiful, and he almost died on the spot. Said: "What about me? Am I ugly?!"

His eyebrows are long and narrow, and when he smiles, he is romantic and affectionate, and he has nothing to do with ugly words. Xi Nian didn't intend to deal with it, but he was afraid that he would fall off his legs, so he reached out and wrapped his arms around his waist.

Lu Xingzhe didn't know why, but when he saw Qiao Zhi's photo, he was upset for no reason. He put his chin on Xi Nian's shoulder, buried it in the man's neck and asked, "Don't you like her?"

Xi Nian glanced at him, her slender and fair fingertips fell on his soft black hair, the contrast between black and white was clear, and she asked indifferently, "If I like her, what would you do?"

What will you do

Lu Xingzhe didn't know what would happen to him either. He raised his head from Xi Nian's arms, looked at him quietly for a moment, then held Xi Nian's face without warning, lowered his head and bit his lips fiercely.

The smell of blood filled his lips, Xi Nian frowned slightly, but did nothing.

Lu Xingzhe bit, then pressed his lips to him, maintaining a posture, not moving for a long time, and then slowly separated after a while, breathing a little messy.

Lu Xingzhe pressed Xi Nian's forehead, slowly stretched out his hand, wiped off the inconspicuous blood on his lips with his fingertips, and asked in a low voice, "Does it hurt?"

Xi Nian shook his head.

Lu Xingzhe took a breath and answered his question just now: "If you really like her, I will be very jealous."

very jealous very jealous.

Xi Nian's fingertips fell and slowly rubbed his earlobe: "Then what? How are you going to get revenge on me?"

Lu Xingzhe: "Then I'll climb the wall and be your black fan!"

He finished this sentence in a fit of anger, and then buried his face directly into Xi Nian's shoulder. He didn't move for a long time, his heart was heavy, as if Xi Nian had really liked Qiao Zhi.

But what can he do, what can he do to Xi Nian.

He can never hurt him in his life...

Probably because of malnutrition when he was a child, Lu Xingzhe's stature was always so thin, and at this time, he shrank into a ball in Xi Nian's arms, like a kitten.