On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags

Chapter 30: good

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Xi Nian was clinging to the railing and was about to jump off. Hearing the words, he paused slightly, as if he was hesitating. Seeing this, netizens were about to praise him for having some teammates, but Xi Nian said: " ... Then kill it, don't let her hurt too much."

After he finished speaking, he turned over and jumped down to the second floor.

Netizen: ? ? ! !

Their expressions were just as shocked as Qiao Zhi's, and they almost laughed until they reacted, so let's kill them. What the hell is the last sentence "Don't let her hurt too much", in order to make yourself appear gentler? ?

[After all, Dad made a wrong payment]

[Xi Nian is not only strong and strong, but he also intimately noticed that Qiao Zhi is afraid of pain. The award for the most "gentle" male guest in history has been awarded to Xi Nian, and no one should rob him]

[God, don't let her hurt too much hahahaha, I am an outsider who is almost moved to tears, so moved, so moved, Qiao Zhi doesn't dare to move]

[I think this sentence can be shortlisted for the top ten love words of the year. Xi Nian is really a warm man. I've become a fan, puff haha]

[Father's love is like a landslide, is there anyone in Zhinian cp, I suddenly feel that this pair is really interesting]

[Knock knock knock!]

Rice cakes are rejected in their hearts: do not knock, do not knock! Our cubs are still young!

Qiao Zhi's fans are unexpectedly enthusiastic: ko ko ko, face match character match, press head kowtow!

While netizens were chasing the drama, Lu Xingzhe certainly wouldn't miss it. He was leaning on the sofa lazily watching the projection screen, smashing the melon seeds while chasing the drama, and found that the original barrage suddenly swiped CP, and his eyes narrowed slightly. Squinted, then sat up with a slap.

Holy crap, can this fucking kick up? !

Lu Xingzhe instantly felt that the melon seeds in his hand were not fragrant. He stared at the barrage for a long time, hoping that the two Du Wei fans would quickly come out and jump around and tear down the CP. As a result, the more the plot was pushed back, the more CP was used. The more, the last full screen is pink.

Lu Xingzhe: "…"

pissed.

Xi Nian was taking a shower. As soon as he came out of the bathroom, he saw Lu Xingzhe paralyzed on the sofa, motionless like a salted fish who had lost his dreams. He walked over and put his legs aside, sat down, and asked casually, "What's the matter? ?"

Lu Xingzhe didn't want to talk, he slapped the pillow secretly, and then let him see for himself.

Xi Nian looked at it subconsciously, and saw that the plot had advanced to an undercover plot. Qiao Zhi tried her best to justify that she was not a traitor, but was choked to death by Xi Nian's sentence "You really didn't take us for a lie". The audience, and then there is the crazy cp.

[I beg you to get married on the spot hahahahaha, only Xi Nian can control our family Azhi]

[It is really difficult for us to end without you getting married]

[The appearance of a talented man and a woman, pitting and harming each other, seeing death and not saving it, a match made in heaven]

Xi Nian's heart was clear, and he wiped his hair with a towel, but he didn't care much. In these days, the paparazzi media have eight mouths, the hotel can say that the room is open late at night, and the street conversation can write affectionate hugs. what is cp.

Xi Nian deliberately pretended not to see Lu Xingzhe's small movements, and leaned into the sofa with a smile that was not a smile: "Oh, knock CP, what's wrong?"

What's wrong? What's the matter, you ask

The alarm sounded in Lu Xingzhe's heart, and he opened his eyes instantly: "You don't really like that woman, do you?"

When he said this, he stared at Xi Nian, for fear of missing any subtle expression of the man, his eyes were dangerous and vigilant, as if he was afraid that his possessions would be taken away.

It had been a long time, and Xi Nian had not seen such sharp emotions in him for a long time.

I'm so good to you, how can you look down on others

This is Lu Xingzhe's idea, simple and straightforward like a child.

Xi Nian stopped teasing him: "I don't like it."

He dared to say this in front of Qiao Zhi's girl.

At this moment, a pink barrage suddenly floated across the screen: [Xi Nian didn't talk much in the audience, but why is it that she is always angry with Qiao Zhi, is it interesting to her?]

Xi Nian: "… "

Lu Xingzhe also came over and asked, "Why?"

Xi Nian wondered why, in the past life, Qiao Zhi had been venomous at herself too much, and if she had to find out why, it could only be said that ridiculing the other party had become an instinct.

Xi Nian said succinctly: "If you want to fight, just fight."

Lu Xingzhe was suddenly aggrieved: "You have never attacked me."

Xi Nian: "… "

It's very good. It's the first time I've seen someone looking for money to find someone.

This fellow Lu Xingzhe was always careful, and he liked to watch the barrage. He was clearly looking for guilt, and Xi Nian pulled people over to do something else.

He had just finished taking a shower, there was still a touch of water vapor on the front of his clothes, and his lips were also cold. He embraced Lu Xingzhe's slender waist, first kissed his most sensitive earlobe, and then followed the smooth profile of his face all the way. Kiss over.

Lu Xingzhe shivered because of the itchiness, then grabbed Xi Nian's neck and wanted to kiss back, but was avoided by the latter.

Xi Nian pinched Lu Xingzhe's chin and asked him, "Will I kiss Qiao Zhi like this?"

Of course not, Xi Nian has only lived like this to Lu Xingzhe in his last life...

But Lu Xingzhe didn't know, he just pressed Xi Nian's shoulder hard on the sofa, panting, staring into his eyes and saying, "Fuck, you dare to kiss her!"

Xi Nian felt that he was not enlightened, so he was too lazy to talk nonsense, and turned to hold Lu Xingzhe down, then let him kneel on the sofa, put him in his ear from behind, and summed up lightly: "I think you only have peanut kernels in your head. "

Hearing that, Lu Xingzhe was about to say something, but he groaned because of the man's sudden action, so the language he had just organized was smashed into pieces and turned into a gasp of pain and joy between his lips.

The screen on the TV was constantly changing, flickering brightly and dimly. When Xi Nian took on the burden of decryption and avoided the evil spirits and returned to get the keychain, no one swiped the cp anymore, and all of them were shouting 666. .

Especially as the plot progressed, he avoided mental illness, jumped down to the second floor with beautiful skills, and locked up Bai Yicheng, an undercover agent, all the people who used to call cubs disappeared, and all were madly brushed by the word "husband". Screen.

[Ah, my groundhog screams! I thought it was a death plan, but it turned out to be the responsibility of strength, what kind of fairy boy Xi Nian is! ! !]

[Husband, I want to give you a monkey! ! !]

[I thought he and Qiao Zhi would die, but I didn't expect it, ah, no, no, they rescued a whole group of people!]

[I changed my mind, I don’t slap on CP anymore, and if my husband is mine, don’t even try to rob anyone.]

[Suddenly fans came to the banquet, reliable and smart, her boyfriend was so powerful, woo woo, Su Dao my legs are weak, the first person in the show team to turn the tide]

#Inexplicably, I have gained a large number of wife fans#

Lu Xingzhe felt like a dog in his heart. He felt that Xi Nian deliberately wanted to kill himself. While adjusting his body to facilitate his movements, he scolded with red eyes, "Fuck you, can't you go back to bed?"

What responded to him was Xi Nian's hoarse and short words: "No."

This notorious paparazzi was pressed by Xi Nian on the sofa and almost tossed to death, but his once empty heart was unknowingly filled with some unknown affection.

Lu Xingzhe was lying on Xi Nian's body, his hair was soaked with sweat, and his eyes were full of lust. Balanced a bit.

The husband should be the husband. When the star-chasing girl calls her husband across from the computer, he has already slept with the person.

Lu Xingzhe thought so, and unconsciously rubbed against Xi Nian. When the man looked over, he leaned over and gave an ambiguous kiss, pouted his lips proudly, and bewitched: "Kissing me in the future is enough..."

No one fits better than the two of them.

For the first time, Xi Nian felt that Lu Xingzhe's smug look was not so annoying, and even a little cute. He unconsciously touched Lu Xingzhe's leg, and he was no longer as lame as in the previous life. , was also clean.

Xi Nian couldn't tell if this change was good, but it wasn't bad.

After the show was fermented overnight, it was posted on Weibo the next day. The top three topics were all about the decoding of the secret room, and the names of Xi Nian and Qiao Zhi were clearly hung on it.

#Secret room decoding starts#

#Xi Nian Qiaozhi, father and daughter love#

# "Decoding the Secret Room" all members escaped successfully#

When many people who eat melon saw the hot search, their first reaction was a black question mark face. What's the matter? The father and daughter are deeply in love. Do they still have such a delicate relationship? It's shocking? ? ! !

Those who have followed the show last night said that they were already laughing crazy, and they went around to people Amway. I beg you all to watch the latest episode of "Decoding the Secret Room".

The fast-handed star-chasing girl has already cut out a ghost video, which is contrasted with the other two teams' sympathetic teammates, showing the cold-blooded and ruthless team of Xi Nian and Qiao Zhi, especially when the two escaped and hid in the classroom, Xi Nian The phrase "I'll run you first and then pad" makes people laugh to the point of death in minutes.

There are too many things to watch in this episode. The editing masters have their own unique tricks, and the CP girls are not at a disadvantage. They just turned the horror variety show into a mixed cut of life and death love videos, with handsome men and beautiful women, coupled with affectionate BGM and movie tunes The look back when Xi Nian was about to jump off the second floor surprised many people.

The barren high-rise building, the dim sky, the man looked back, the wind lifted the corners of his clothes, a pair of deep eyes clearly reflected the woman's face, handsome and indifferent, no matter how ruthless, it was also moving—

[…Then kill it, don’t let her hurt too much]

The netizens first looked at their hands and held their hearts, and they couldn't help being so handsome that they suffocated. When they heard the last sentence, they broke down in an instant: [Pfft, hahahaha, please shut up, don't make us laugh]

[Seeking the psychological shadow area of Qiao Zhi]

Although Lu Xingzhe expected that Xi Nian's popularity would rise more or less after the show was broadcast, he did not expect such a big battle. Edited videos about Xi Nian sprang up overnight. The few people directly entered the pit and regarded him as their destiny, and even their previous past experiences were picked up one after another.

So the netizens took a deep breath, what kind of fairy treasure boy is this, he is good at archery, he is handsome, he is a fan, and his IQ is 6 when he plays games. ? ! ! !

What's more, some people turned up the incident of Su Ge's assassination of Xi Nian in the past, and went to his Weibo and scolded people all over the place. Su Ge has been hiding for a long time, and there was a little sign of coming back recently. After being sprayed, the Weibo dynamic was quiet, and it was no longer as lively and glamorous as before.

The entertainment industry is such a fickle place. Some people keep getting up and some people keep falling, just like a wall made of bricks and tiles. Every step has to be steady and steady, no cracks are allowed, otherwise everyone will collapse with a bang.

Suge used to be called a prosperous one, but now he has only disappeared for a period of time, and was replaced by a newcomer in a blink of an eye.

Xi Nian looked at the number of fans on his Weibo soaring, and the big or small incidents that were brought up when he first debuted. He closed his eyes, and suddenly felt fear for no reason.

For his messed up past life.

It turns out that people really can't go the wrong way in this life...

Xi Nian was sitting in front of the computer, his figure slowly sinking into the back of the chair. Although he didn't want to admit it, in fact, when he saw Su Ge's end, he also saw his past in a trance.

As soon as Lu Xingzhe entered the room, he saw Xi Nian staring at the computer motionless, as if thinking about something, so he quietly walked up to him and asked aloud, "What's wrong?"

Xi Nian didn't say anything, just pulled him into his arms, and then stretched out his arms to hug him slowly, the latter felt breathless for a while.

Lu Xingzhe glanced at the screen calmly. Seeing that the number of Weibo followers was still rising, he looked back, looked at Xi Nian again, reached out and touched his head, then hugged him back: "Are you unhappy?"

Xi Nian didn't answer, just looked at Lu Xingzhe, then kissed his beautiful eyes, and suddenly asked for no reason, "Do you hate me?"

do you hate me...

I lied to you, used you, and finally abandoned you.

In the past, Xi Nian only saw his own hardships and struggles, so much that he forgot that the experience of the person in front of him was not much better than his own, but he didn't say it, so no one knew. This sentence should have been asked a long time ago, but it was a lifetime too late.

Lu Xingzhe didn't need to look into the reason behind this problem. Hearing this, he shook his head and muttered, "What are you doing to hate you?"

After he finished speaking, he smiled sly and frivolous for a moment, reached out to hook Gou Xi Nian's chin, blinked and whistled: "I like you."

Just like it, for no other reason, Lu Xingzhe never hesitated to say these two words, inexplicably giving people a feeling of being bad and bad.

Xi Nian's mood improved a little for no reason, he pressed Lu Xingzhe into his arms, pressed his chin to the top of the other's soft hair, and then hummed with no emotion.

Hearing this, Lu Xingzhe raised his head quietly in his arms, glanced at Xi Nian, and frowned unconsciously.

What the fuck does "um" mean

As a former gossip paparazzi, Lu Xingzhe has also written a lot of star black material. He admits that he can barely pass the language, and is especially good at reversing black and white to add fuel to vinegar. . It's bound to be a little sad.

#Eat the loss of no culture#

Just when Xi Nian's popularity was soaring, the termination of the contract with Shanxing was officially put on the agenda. There seemed to be intentions to keep him there. Even the negotiator was replaced by a company executive instead of the annoying Sun Ming, Xi Nian stupid. Only then did they sign a deed of sale with them, and directly found a lawyer to discuss the termination of the contract.

Lu Xingzhe guessed that after the wind was released, Shanxing would definitely buy a navy army to come to the black feast. just let it go.

At the same time, as the popularity of "Decoding the Secret Room" has skyrocketed, Qiao Zhi's reputation has also risen. She is usually a pretentious and pretentious recruit for black people in front of the camera, but she cried and shouted because of fear in the show. Mother, on the contrary, it made netizens feel real, and she was unexpectedly pleasing. The brokerage team behind her frequently issued press releases and won several endorsements one after another, which was a strong pressure in Xiaohua.

That night, Lu Xingzhe was sitting in front of the computer editing information, and suddenly received an email message. He glanced at it at random, and didn't intend to pay attention, but he remembered something, got up and put on his coat, mask and cap and left. home.

At this time, it was late at night, and Lu Xingzhe drove all the way to a nearby park. Under the street light, there was a rickety man waiting. From time to time, he looked left and right.

Lu Xingzhe lowered the car window and knocked on the door with his fingers. When the man found out, he immediately ran over: "You've come, it's been a long time for you."

Lu Xingzhe rarely showed his face to the outside world. He wore a mask, only showing a pair of eyes. Hearing that, he tapped lightly on the steering wheel with his fingertips. Say, now you can always tell me who it is?"

The paparazzi occasionally exchange information in private. Hong Biao is in this business. He didn’t know that Lu Xingzhe had given up. Hearing this, he smiled and shook the envelope bag in his hand: “I said it was big news, of course it is. It’s a big surprise, otherwise I wouldn’t be looking for you, right, I have no interest in digging out those eighteenth-tier stars.”

Lu Xingzhe asked again: "Who?"

He actually didn't plan to come, but he was afraid that it was from Xi Nian. After all, he was in the limelight, and it was inevitable that people would be jealous, so he drove over.

Hong Biao approached the car window slightly, with a crumpled envelope in his hand, bulging with a bunch of photos, and then smiled at Lu Xingzhe: "Don't say that my brother won't take you with him to make money, this time the boss is very generous, your hand There are the most information channels on the Internet, and the more materials are spread out, the better, and you can get this number.”

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to compare a number, and the reward was indeed generous.

Now, although the Internet is developed and the news is spreading fast, it can be suppressed faster. In order to discredit their opponents, some artists will deliberately bribe paparazzi to spread the news, causing troubles all over the city.

Lu Xingzhe curled his lips slightly and deliberately lied to him: "Whoever has money doesn't earn it."

After speaking, he took the envelope and tore it open three or two times. However, when he saw the person in the photo, he was instantly disinterested. He raised his eyebrows slightly and asked Hong Biao, "Is that her?"

Above the photo is a photo of a man and a woman walking hand in hand and walking in and out of the same community many times. The man's appearance is unknown, and the woman is Qiao Zhi.

Hong Biao said: "Why is your news network not well-informed, Qiao Zhi has a boyfriend outside the circle, and he is a small gangster, who has been helping her to go to school. This time she probably offended people, and someone named her to mess with her."

Lu Xingzhe subconsciously wanted to say it's none of my business, but swallowed it back. He threw the photo in the passenger seat, showing no interest: "What's the point of exposing this kind of broken material."

Hong Biao glanced at him incredulously: "Are you stupid, this is not a big surprise? The popular goddess and the little gangster are together, and they can shock their jaws when they spread it out. Besides, you can earn money if you have money. What to do with so much."

Lu Xingzhe paused, then said perfunctorily, "I see, I'll give you the news later."

Hong Biao nodded and said a few more words before leaving.

Sitting in the car, Lu Xingzhe turned over the stack of photos and found that there were also photos of two people kissing.

He pouted and threw it back.

Xi Nian just finished canceling the contract with Shan Xing today. When he got home in the middle of the night, he didn't see Lu Xingzhe. He was about to make a phone call to ask, who would have thought that Lu Xingzhe just came back, and the two met at the door.

When Xi Nian saw that he was covering his mother so much that he didn't even recognize him, Xi Nian raised his hand and took off his hat: "Where did you go?"

Lu Xingzhe closed the door with his backhand and squeezed directly into his arms: "Park, someone asked me to expose Qiao Zhi's black material."

After he finished speaking, he handed over the stack of photos and told the story. Xi Nian hugged him with one hand, and after hearing the words, he glanced at the photos, and then he looked at Lu Xingzhe with a half-smiling smile: "Then why don't you? catch?"

Lu Xingzhe leaned on his shoulder and whispered: "I won't lie to you, I said that if I'm not a paparazzi, I won't be a paparazzi."

Xi Nian paused: "You don't earn any money?"

Lu Xingzhe: "Money is not as important as you."

After he finished speaking, he rubbed Xi Nian's chin, and then kissed him again to show his affection.

Xi Nian hugged him, for some reason, he was stunned for a moment, then he kissed his eyes, his voice was low, and he only said a short word.

"good."

A low sound, very magnetic.

Lu Xingzhe: "…"

Damn, weak legs.

The author has something to say: Qiao Zhi: After all, the father made a wrong payment