Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Chapter 30: Teacher Hua, we love you!

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Lingjian Mountain, Misty Peak, Teng Yuntang, professional Kyushu history classes start on time.

The teacher who taught the class entered the door without any mistakes. The man stepped on the seven-color sunray and wore a dazzling black crystal glass skirt. When he appeared, he almost blinded people's eyes. Applause and cheers.

"Hello, Elder Ninth!"

"Hello, Teacher Hua!"

"Mr. Hua, we love you!"

The person who came was the master of Xiaoyao Peak, the ninth elder of Tianjiantang, and the youngest female elder of the sect, Hua Yun.

He was said to be an elder, but his lively and pretty appearance seemed to be only sixteen or seventeen years old, and with his charming smile, he looked extraordinarily amiable like a girl next door. In addition, Huayun is straightforward and lively, without any pretensions of an elder, and her popularity among the junior disciples is so high that it can be said to be the best among spirit swords.

And this is also the biggest reason why the professional history class can gather more than 20 students. Another professional Kyushu geography class taught by Liu Xian has only five or six students, which is bleak.

"Good morning, students! I am here to teach you again today~" Elder Ninth smiled and waved to his disciples, walked to the podium and put down a thick book.

"Well, everyone, please sit down obediently and calm down. Students who haven't eaten breakfast can sit in the back row and eat quietly while I'm not paying attention. Students who are impatient can get up and leave at any time, but please don't disturb other students. Then... Please open your textbooks."

While speaking, Hua Yun waved her slender hand slightly, and in Teng Yuntang, a book appeared on every student's desk, the cover said: Professional History of Kyushu, and there was a line of small characters underneath, written by the Spirit Sword School. After getting the textbooks, the disciples turned to the designated places one after another, waiting for Hua Yun's explanation.

"In the last class, we just finished talking about the end of glory, and introduced a few talented monks who were born at the wrong time. The next chapter is the Age of Doom, and the content of the entire chapter of Age of Doom is relatively depressing. The highly popular heroes in this chapter will all fall in this chapter, such as the ancestor of Penglai, the real Miaoxi... Anyway, I feel very uncomfortable watching it, and I am so sad, so let's speed up the discussion and try to let them die today Forget it, next time I will tell you the chapter of the recovery of all things, and introduce some new heroes, including the ancestor of our Spirit Sword Sect!"

After the speech, there was a roar of applause from below.

"good!"

"Long live the Ninth Elder!"

"Mr. Hua, we love you!"

Huayun smiled sweetly: "I love you too! I never thought that there would be so many people attending such a boring professional Kyushu history class. I am so happy and touched... But our time is limited, so please stop making trouble. Now I'm going to start talking."

Suddenly everything was silent in Teng Yuntang, only Huayun's sweet voice lingered in my ears.

"The so-called Age of Doom, until today there is no clear cause analysis. There were so many changes in the world in that era, it is hard to say which is the cause and which is the effect... Interested students can go to the relevant materials by themselves. Our library of the Spirit Sword Sect There are quite a few in it. But this is not the focus of today. In short, due to various reasons, in the Kyushu continent more than 6,000 years ago, the aura of heaven and earth suddenly changed dramatically. To what extent? It is probably equivalent to The wind of the nine heavens falls on the ground and blows it... What's more deadly is that when a monk reaches a certain level, the communication with the spiritual energy of the heavens and the earth is all the time. There are various means to resist and adapt to the sudden changes in the outside world, but The changes in the Dharma-ending Age were not only violent, but also lasted for two hundred years, and after two hundred years, the aura of heaven and earth was exhausted, and the environment for cultivating immortals was completely changed..."

Speaking of this, a trace of sadness appeared on Huayun's face.

"In the face of the changes in the world, those monks with great supernatural powers are also vulnerable. The peerless geniuses we talked about in the last class who were born in the glorious end of the age are the first batch of victims. Their cultivation has improved The fastest, the cultivation methods are all top-level, dream-level, and the ability to communicate with the aura of heaven and earth is the strongest. It can be said that the future is boundless, but when the age of doomsday comes, all these advantages become a burden. Once the outside world changes, they It was the first to collapse. Then... You can also see in the textbooks that your favorite Han Zishuang unfortunately died in the first year of the Dharma-ending Era. It's time to be a true immortal."

Huayun raised her head, and found that the hall was a bit gloomy, so she sighed: "Okay, if this part of the content continues, it will be too cruel, so I will speed up the progress..."

The time in the class passed quickly, and within a short time, Huayun had finished speaking in one go and came to the end.

"...Therefore, Chiyin Daoist, who had shaken the world of cultivating immortals for thousands of years, ended his glorious life in despair and pain. .Since the real Chiyin, no matter how much the monks deceive themselves, they must admit that after the changes in the spiritual energy of the world, most of the dream-level mind skills can no longer be practiced, and forced practice will inevitably lead to madness. There is no exception for real people, and there is no need for others to try. Therefore, in the next hundred years, there have been no large-scale monks going crazy. But similarly, most of the top skills in the world of cultivating immortals have also been lost. Of course, speaking of it this way It seems a pity, but if it is a practice that will kill you, it would be better if you lose it... Well, this chapter of the end of the age of Dharma ends here."

Speaking of this, there was a burst of warm applause from the audience, commemorating the end of this wonderful history lesson.

The lesson of the Dharma-ending era is not easy to teach.

More than 6,000 years ago, the Dharma-ending Era, which caused the ancient world of cultivating immortals to fall apart, lasted for two hundred years. , more than 80% of the monks fell. More than 90% of the sects have returned to dust... Even today, six thousand years later, they have not been able to restore the grandeur of the past.

Of course, it is difficult to leave an intuitive impression on people just by talking so empty. How miserable is the age of the Dharma? It can be seen from just one point.

In order to speed up the progress during lectures, Huayun highly omitted the content of the teaching materials and compressed them to the extreme. In the end, the chapter with hundreds of pages, which should have been taught in three classes and arranged for a lot of homework and self-study after class, was turned into a recitation of the dead list by her.

"Elder Yuanyue, Patriarch of Penglai, Daoist Fang Zhen, Master Xianyun, Master Mingjiang, Elder Miaoxi, Master Lieyang Demon Venerable, Zili Sword Immortal, Beihe Immortal, Immortal Taxue."

Even so, this class took more than half an hour. As a Nascent Soul Elder, Huayun has a long pulse, and the sentence is read as nothing. There is no need to repeat how tragic the dead list is.

In fact, this list teaching method is the last resort of the Spirit Sword Sect after years of exploration. In the earliest days, the elders usually arranged large-scale illusions in the history class to make the students feel like they were there. However, in the Dharma-ending era, even if only copying the images of that time, the tragic and bloody history will leave a serious psychological burden on the students.

Especially the Fifth Elder, who took on the teaching task fifty years ago, generally raised the degree of illusion simulation to a level that was enough to scare the students into incontinence. After that class, even the three black and white disciples who were in the Void Core Realm at that time crawled out of the classroom, not to mention the other blue and white disciples. It was only after that that the Fifth Elder was disqualified as a teacher. By the way, the teaching materials related to the Dharma-ending Age were also greatly simplified. The teaching of illusion was cancelled, and the teaching materials were cut by more than 80%. When Huayun was a history teacher, it was simply simplified to a death list, which was well received.

At the end of the class, Hua Yun tidied up the podium and said, "Okay, next class I will tell you about the chapter of the recovery of all things. I am also a hero in the dawn era. I hope you will continue to attend class on time. As for the homework of this class... I won't stay, as long as everyone prepares well, then class is over, see you next time!"

After Huayun finished her lecture, she drifted away amidst the cheers and applause of the students.

The morning class ended here, and the disciples in the class left in groups of three or four. Most of the blue and white students are going back to Xiaoyao Peak, while the black and white students are taking advantage of the time before lunch, some meditate, and some exchange ideas with other disciples.

As for Wang Lu's true biography of red and white, it's not very interesting to stay here. Although thanks to the master, I got a long-term meal ticket at Misty Peak, which can eat and drink unlimited times, but the disciples of the true biography have been eating Misty Peak for a long time. This is the only one in the Spirit Sword Sect, so it has attracted much attention. And every time he ate, he was surrounded by people as if he were a real mascot, even with Wang Lu's shame, he felt a little pressured.

What's more, the canteen of Misty Peak is notorious. Many years ago, the chef had a grudge against his disciples. He made the rare immortal vegetables and meat like shit all the year round. What nutritional value to shirk, provoked anger and resentment.

What's even more shameful is that last year, Misty Peak's master Liu Xian decided to make great efforts to renovate the cafeteria and improve the food. So I don’t know who was instigated, using reform as the means, innovation as the goal, and based on the principle of foreign monks who are good at chanting scriptures, a well-known gourmet from the Western Yi continent was hired as a chef with a high salary, claiming to provide Western-style food for Misty Peak. meal. And that chef is also very dedicated. On the first day when he came to Spirit Sword Sect, he learned that the master of Spirit Sword lives in Xingchen Peak, so he creatively cooked a big dish called "Looking at the Starry Sky" as a gift project—more than ten A dead fish head was stuck on a pancake on its back as if cursing the world, it was simply appalling.

Seeing the dozen or so fish heads that were dying, Liu Xian's complexion was the same as that of pancakes, but the matter had come to this point, and he couldn't get out of it—the contract had already been signed!

Thousands of spirit stones are spent every year to hire a star chef. Naturally, this shame is lost, but the contract is in place, so you can't go back on this and ruin the rest of the sect. The chef was promoted to the head chef of Misty Peak Canteen. And since the other party took charge of Misty Peak's cafeteria, it has become more and more common for black and white disciples to go to Xiaoyao Peak to grab a meal, which actually promotes the internal communication of the sect...

On the other hand, Misty Peak's long-term meal ticket also depreciated again and again, until one day the fifth elder found out that the meal ticket was so cheap that she, who had been on credit all the year round, was a little tempted... so she changed Wang Lu's place of eating to Misty Peak.

"Hey, I don't know whether it's fried fish with chips or fried fish with chips. Damn, don't let it be haggis stuffed with meat. I really can't eat it..."

Wang Lu secretly prayed in his heart that today's dishes would be a little more humane, but thinking of the starry sky chef's usual style, he really couldn't be optimistic. Especially when I think of some perverted brothers killed from Xiaoyao Peak some time ago, the more serious the taste, the more I can't put it down. What looking up at the starry sky, haggis stuffed with meat, kidney pudding... It's a joy to eat! He applauded while eating, making the Star Chef roll with joy, and promised to make persistent efforts to present more traditional delicacies from the Xiyi Continent to everyone.

Damn it, people in Xiyi Continent eat shit for a living, right

Just as he was thinking, a small stone flew towards the top of his head suddenly, Wang Lu reacted quickly, and grabbed the stone as soon as he stretched out his hand, he was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing.

Looking around, he saw a familiar figure under a certain tree.

The man was dressed in a coarse cloth dress, and the simple clothes could hardly conceal his pretty figure and face, with a cute and lively smiling face, a little wild and uninhibited. When Wang Lu saw him, he immediately smiled, slobbered, and walked quickly!

Braised pork, oh no, lady boss, here I come!

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