The proprietress is a trustworthy person. Wang Lu had a deep understanding of this two years ago. Two years later, the proprietress is still the same proprietress.
The two had lunch under the tree, and the proprietress cleaned up the dishes and lifted the food box: "Okay, let's start?"
"Start what?"
"Of course it's martial arts! Hurry up sooner or later, let's take advantage of it now, and use it to digest food. Come with me."
The proprietress said, she turned around and walked up a rough road, not knowing where she was going. Wang Lu didn't ask much, and followed closely behind.
The two of them walked one after the other on the mountain road of Misty Peak. Although the proprietress was carrying a heavy food box with fragile tableware in her hand, she walked on the ground like walking on the ground, and the food box didn't even shake. Not even the sound of the collision of bowls and chopsticks aroused the slightest bit, showing extremely brilliant lightness skills.
As for Wang Lu, it is far behind. Although he has run and climbed mountains all day for two years, he is already a superman of endurance, after all, he is not a martial arts practitioner, and his climbing movements are very awkward. He has to use both hands and feet to barely keep up. The boss's speed.
This walk lasted half an hour, until the strange rocks beside her turned into a peach blossom forest, and the surrounding area was deserted, the proprietress stopped.
"Not bad, you can really keep up, and you don't have to breathe! Monkeys can't climb like you!"
Wang Lu patted the mud on his hands: "Hey, people from the mountains, running away to kill monkeys is the housekeeping skill."
"Your housekeeping skills are too bad!? But this also proves that you have not wasted the two years, and you have laid a solid foundation. If this is the case, the next thing will be a little easier. I will pass it on to you directly. You can practice it with peace of mind, the only problem is that it may be a bit hard."
Wang Lu said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you work hard, serve the people. But I'm already old, isn't it too late to start learning martial arts?"
As a result, the proprietress patted her chest confidently: "You are comparing me to an ordinary mediocre teacher. Don't say that you are only fourteen years old. Even if you are forty, it is not too late to start learning from me!"
"Why do I hear your words so familiar...?"
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Wang Lu and the proprietress were chatting and laughing happily, and the foreplay was very happy. However, when the proprietress actually practiced the "Dragon Subduing Magic Art", which she called the No. 1 outside sect, Wang Lu immediately knelt down.
The magical art of subduing the dragon is not complicated. There are only sixteen movements in the whole set, and there are only more than 30 movements when divided, but...the movements are so difficult that it is outrageous. The person who created this set of kung fu must have a great hatred for human beings, and designed every move to violate the common sense of the human body. Either the joints are turned outward, or the limbs are stretched by tearing the ligaments. Wang Lu saw half of it, I feel that the word Jianglong in this kung fu probably means that even if a dragon is used to practice this kung fu, it will surrender halfway through the practice.
Of course, although the kung fu is amazing, there are many peerless masters in the world who can practice the kung fu. The proprietress did it all at once, her face was not red and her heart was beating, which made Wang Lu highly suspicious Did this energetic girl eat some strange fruit when she was a child, and her limbs can be assembled and combined at will, stretched and stretched.
"Okay, the above is the breakdown of all sixteen movements of the Dragon Subduing Divine Art. How do you feel?"
After finishing this set of non-human fists, the proprietress smiled and asked, "How much can you remember?"
"Report to master, I have forgotten half of it, may I be able to leave the teacher after forgetting all of it? Please give me another two minutes..."
"Damn! You're kidding me!"
"Because I really don't want to add such inhumane memories to myself, master, do you have a little more reliable skill?"
The proprietress immediately became angry, like a great artist whose artistic attainments have been completely denied: "You little brat, you know nothing! Do you know how many people in the world dream of learning one and a half moves of this magical art of subduing the dragon?" No? Practice for me honestly! If you don’t practice well, you are not allowed to eat!”
Damn, threaten with food! What a shame!
Wang Lu began to practice honestly with a lot of backbone and integrity.
Although there were thousands of resentments in his heart, when Wang Lu actually practiced, he entered the realm unexpectedly quickly.
The proprietress obviously only demonstrated it once, but every movement was deeply imprinted in her mind... Of course, this can also be explained that those crazy movements are too impactful.
And when Wang Lu easily completed the three movements of the first move without much hindrance, even the proprietress couldn't help being surprised: "It's ok, your flexibility."
Wang Lu was weak: "You are the meat humanoid!"
"Heh, since you can easily complete the first few moves, let's speed up a bit. Next, try to add the requirement of breathing. Come, listen to my slogan and breathe..."
This time the difficulty increased a lot. Although with Wang Lu's physical condition, it is not difficult to perform those shameful movements of subduing the dragon, but when the proprietress leads the breath with a special rhythm, Wang Lu suddenly feels a lot of pressure, and the rhythm of the proprietress is irregular. Sometimes fast, sometimes slow, fast like showers and hail, it is overwhelming. Slow but fine and long, almost suffocating. It's more like a whole person game than a breathing exercise.
However, it didn't take long for Wang Lu to feel that there seemed to be a special air flow in his body, guided by the proprietress's slogan, it ran through all parts of his body in an orderly manner.
And as the breath wandered, the muscles all over his body began to tremble slightly and stretched. Although the range was not large, all the muscles in his body were moving, but the physical exertion was extremely intense. Wang Lu was sweating profusely after only holding on for a moment, and his heart was beating wildly.
Seeing him sweating profusely, the proprietress was amazed: "Oh? You reacted so quickly? Your aura is really sharp. If you were in the mortal world, you would be considered a rare martial arts genius once in a hundred years."
Wang Lu resisted the discomfort of breathing: "Damn it, we are Kong Linggen, a rare genius in the world of cultivating immortals!"
"Cut, it's a rare specimen material..." The proprietress curled her lips, "Okay, let's call it a day. It will make you, a mountain person who runs to death monkeys, exhausted like a dead dog. The effect of exercise is really good. That's enough. Go back and have a good rest. When you recover, take the time to practice. After practicing this set of subduing dragon magic skills, I will teach you a few sets of tactics. With your aptitude and my brilliance, within a month, at least you will be able to I've defeated Zhu Qin's boys single-handedly."
I rely on! A month of hard training can only defeat the opponent's one minion? How much have I been left behind by others in the past two years! My beloved teacher, should you consider compensating me for the loss of my youth?
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That night, dragging his exhausted body, Wang Lu returned to Wuxiang Peak and fell asleep. Early the next morning, my whole body was sore and sick.
But remembering that he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, Wang Lu struggled to get up, staggered to the living room, and steadfastly swept away the steamed buns, pickles, porridge and sliced ham on the table.
After eating and washing the dishes, Wang Lu pushed open the door of Master's room. As expected, he was reeking of alcohol again. Master slept like a dead dog as usual, and his white clothes were spotless. It also revealed a lot of spring. Speaking objectively, if one evaluates this Fifth Elder objectively, she can be regarded as a rare beauty—of course, if one considers her temperament and other factors comprehensively, she will immediately become a hideous monster.
The master is a beautiful woman, and this is the long-cherished wish of many young monks in the world of cultivating immortals. Unfortunately, two years have passed, and Wang Lu has long been tired of seeing this so-called spring scenery. When he glanced at her and saw that she was still alive, he no longer bothered to pay attention to this top-quality master. Teng Yuntang has no class schedule, so you can practice at Wuxiang Peak with peace of mind. According to the proprietress, the more tired you are, the more you have to persevere in this magical skill of subduing the dragon, and the effect can be doubled.
As for the training ground, there is no need to be too demanding, it is just an open space outside the house. Count on that dead dog in the house, like other peak masters, to equip the true disciples with a professional training ground, and even a blessed place... Then hehe.
Stretching his muscles and bones outside the house, enduring the pain of his limbs seeming to be torn apart, Wang Lu practiced the magic skill of subduing the dragon one by one according to the proprietress' instructions yesterday. Although there is no way to match the breathing rhythm without the proprietress' chant, this set of movements is already an excellent way to strengthen the body.
After one time, Wang Lu only felt that the pain all over his body was relieved a bit, and he couldn't help but admire the miraculous effect of this set of mortal martial arts. Deep spicy teacher!
While thinking about it, Wang Lu started from the beginning and practiced the subduing dragon magic skill again—anyway, he was idle when he was idle.
However, it was only halfway through the practice this time, when a woman moaned lazily from the room: "Ah... my head hurts..."
Haha, are you hungover? You are a fool! You are so poor that you even embezzle your disciple's sect subsidy, and you go to buy a bottle of Xianqiongyu wine with hundreds of spirit stones every day, you deserve the pain to death, girl! It's best to be drunk and stupid, and be turned into a humanoid by the black-skinned Kunlun slaves to relieve your anger!
However, the Fifth Elder is still the Fifth Elder, and once the Immortal Family changed their minds, their drunkenness disappeared and their glory glowed.
"Well, I slept so well, and I was so drunk! Haha! I'll drink again in two days!"
While speaking, the woman strode out the door, but she was taken aback when she saw Wang Lu who was practicing Dragon Subduing Kungfu.
"Hey, Xiao Wang Lu, what are you doing?"
Wang Lu replied angrily: "Damn, I can't see it, let's practice!"
"Practice?" The Fifth Elder was immediately puzzled, "What kind of gong? Have I taught you Kung Fu?"
Damn, you bitch still have the nerve to say it! You haven't taught me Kung Fu for two years! Every day is either a long-distance run or a bath, are you accepting apprentices or raising pigs!
The fifth elder walked around Wang Lu with great interest, observed his posture carefully, and couldn't help but become more puzzled: "Why do I feel like you are practicing mortal martial arts?"
So Wang Lu stopped practicing at all, straightened up and said, "It's mortal martial arts. I met an expert at the foot of the mountain. He saw that I had practiced in the Spirit Sword Sect for two years, but I could only run away to kill monkeys. Yu sympathy taught me a set of peerless magical skills."
After the fifth elder was stunned for a while, he stomped his feet angrily: "Smart asshole! Teaching a true disciple of the Cultivation of Immortals sect to learn mortal martial arts? What kind of stupid thinking does this have to do? Xiao Wang Lu, you too Stupid, let a famous teacher like me not ask for advice, and find a swindler to ask for mortal martial arts? You, you really look up at the stars and eat too much, and your brain is flooded!"
Wang Lu was also in a hurry: "Do you even know what the canteen in Misty Peak looks like!? Why don't you get me a long-term valid meal ticket! And no matter how charlatan they are, they taught us Kung fu is real! I spent two years here with you, but it’s actually better to practice martial arts with an expert for one night, are you so brave to say it!?”
The Fifth Elder was inexplicably astonished: "You traitor, you actually compared me with a charlatan?!"
"You deserve to be compared with others!?"
As a result, Wang Lu's taunt was interrupted by the benefactor who was about to vomit blood in anger.
"You idiot, you have no eyes! Do you really think that my master, I have been lazy and paddling for the past two years, and I don't care about your affairs?"
Wang Lu sneered: "Then please ask the master to make a big oath of demons. I have done my best to train my apprentices in the past two years. If there is no truth, I will abstain from drinking and sex from now on, and my living habits will be the same as those of the elders in charge. Cranes look up!"
The fifth elder's face paled: "Quiet drinking and sex!? Who taught you such a vicious oath!?"
"Hey, is Master guilty?"
"Damn, it's true that the kidneys are deficient and the heart is deficient! I...cough, I just accidentally forgot how to swear the heart demon vow."
"Fuck, you can figure out the reason! Please show some face!"
The fifth elder was cornered by his beloved disciple, and his face was flushed with anger: "You! You talk so much, isn't it just that you don't accept my level? That's easy, you just call your pheasant master and make some gestures with me. !"
Wang Lu was taken aback: "Master, your lower limit has reached a new low! Are you a dignified Golden Core cultivator, competing with a mortal martial artist?"
The fifth elder said angrily: "Of course I want to suppress my cultivation to the level of a mortal! Fair competition, the winner is king!"
"Haha, it's a good idea. When the time comes, you will deliberately lose the competition, and then take the opportunity to kick me, the apprentice of the ethereal root, and you will be free from now on..."
Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by the Fifth Elder again. At this time, she was in a hurry, and she dared to make any big bets: "If I lose, I will let you handle it! I will be a **** for you without any complaints!" !"
"make a deal!"
After being beaten by Wang Lu while it was still hot, the fifth elder calmed down a bit, and after reflecting on it, it seemed that he had been tricked by his beloved disciple.
However, after all, he is a kid who has never seen anything in the world. How can this little trick be put on the table? Hey, what kind of mortal martial arts are you practicing, but you don't know that you are receiving the greatest education in Lingjian Mountain!
This is like, obviously there is a peerless beauty for you to sleep with, but you have to bleed alone! This idiot apprentice, he must be carefully trained after this incident!
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