"In short, the above is the reason for what happened."
At Home Inn, Wang Lu explained to the proprietress seriously while sucking on the hot braised noodles while snorting.
The proprietress squinted at Wang Lu while chewing garlic cloves: "And then? You agreed?"
Wang Lu nodded: "It's all said and done, of course I have to agree, everyone agrees to be a **** for me, don't take advantage of the bastard."
The proprietress slapped the table angrily, causing the noodle soup to splatter: "Where did you get it cheap!? You really think she is stupid! No matter how unreliable that guy is, he is a golden core monk after all, and he is a golden core peak monk." You, a mortal who hasn’t completed half of the body training period, have the guts to imagine that a Golden Core cultivator will be your **** for you? Pull it down! You’d better be honest and masturbate yourself!”
Wang Lu picked up the noodle bowl early, dodged the landlady's thunderous slap, and said, "Anyway, I'm not the one going into battle, I'm afraid of something."
"Nonsense, you bet her that I'm the one who will fight! I'm just an inn proprietress, not the head of the Spirit Sword Sect! You want me to compete with Jindan cultivators? What have I done to you these two years!"
Wang Lu was not in a hurry: "That's right, my master said, I will suppress my power to the level of a mortal."
The proprietress waved her hand: "She's just pretending! Even if a Jindan cultivator doesn't use the aura of heaven and earth and his own magic power, the immortal heart of Yufu alone is enough to torture any mortal warrior! You idiot, you have been with her for two years. Know her? When will she bet on an unwinnable game!"
"... If she's really such a gambler, would she still want to withhold the student's subsidy? I often hear her crying in her sleep about my money, why she didn't hold it down... and so on." Wang Lu shook very unfavorably. Shaking his head, "What's more, boss lady, you are not an ordinary mortal warrior. I still remember the heroic posture of shouting and beating all the way to dismantle magic weapons with bare hands."
"..." Speaking of this topic, the proprietress fell silent, obviously not very happy.
Wang Lu also understood in his heart that although the proprietress is quite a bit arrogant, she is still a woman, and she is still a good-looking woman (provided that she cleans herself up a little bit), she turned into a mysterious black shadow back then and screamed Shouting, obviously belongs to black history.
But at a critical juncture, no matter whether you have a black history or a white history, you can still expose it! But seeing that the proprietress has serious resistance, then let's do a good job of psychological work, appease and appease, understand it with reason, and move it with emotion.
"That's right. At first I didn't want to get too stiff with my master, but her old man said that mortal martial arts are shit in front of immortals! It doesn't matter what kind of innate martial artist or martial arts emperor you are, whatever you want A monk who comes to the Qi training period can be tortured into a humanoid! He also said that the person who taught me Kungfu must have maggots in his brain, otherwise he would be deceiving the world and stealing his name and throwing away everything. And most of them are flat-chested, rude, uneducated, unqualified, and uneducated. The savage female man taught by a tutor will not only find no husband in the future, but will not even have a Jiyou. The only friends in this life are fingers and cucumbers. After the age of thirty, they will probably raise a few large dogs to improve their lives, oh huh hehe… "
"shut up!"
The proprietress glared angrily, and slapped the dining table to pieces! That's right, it was shattered rather than torn apart. A thick mahogany dining table was shattered into sawdust all over the floor by her chapter, leaving no bones left!
"That bastard, how dare, dare to say that about me!?"
Crash! The proprietress was furious, and with her top-level martial arts cultivation, she couldn't control the strength in her hand, and crushed the noodle bowl she was holding in the same way!
"Wang Lu, just take me up the mountain, if you don't beat her out of the shit, my inn will be closed today! I will become a monk tomorrow!"
Wang Lu nodded slowly: "That's good."
Then I suddenly realized that my way of comforting her was not right? Alas, no matter what he does, the result is the same! The proprietress, a righteous warrior who understands righteousness, angered the Fifth Elder, the shame of the spirit sword.
The proprietress is a decisive person, she has made up her mind, and immediately went up the mountain with the boiling killing intent and Wang Lu watching the fun.
The on-duty disciples guarding both sides of the mountain gate would usually greet the proprietress with a smile, but now they saw a girl whose eyes were as red as blood, who looked like a Nether Demon Lord, stared at by those eyes, and the two blue and white fell silent. , right as if I didn't see anything.
Not long after, the proprietress and Wang Lu had arrived at Wuxiang Peak, and the proprietress showed all her arrogance and shouted, "Wang Wu, get out!"
Then I heard an echo-like roar: "Whose wild dog, the night in the afternoon disturbs people's sleep, if you don't cultivate merit, be careful to be struck by lightning!"
Wang Lu was inexplicably surprised by this: "Fuck, what a fool! How dare you mention Heavenly Tribulation just because of her character? And she sleeps until this afternoon after returning to the cage, she is going to hibernate!"
The proprietress gritted her teeth: "Today I will let her sleep forever!"
Then, with a murderous look, he kicked open the door, Wang Lu followed closely, and saw the benefactor who was half dressed inside.
The benefactor was also shocked: "Damn it! You're playing a hooligan!? It's nothing more than kicking the hall, and you don't even give me a few minutes to get dressed!?"
The proprietress was silent, stopped at the door for a moment, and silently closed the door.
Wang Lu had nothing to say, he whistled consciously outside the house without saying a word.
After a while, the benefactor finally put on his clothes and finally opened the door, but his face was full of surprise: "Why are you, Xiao Ling'er? I thought I was dazzled just now."
Xiao Ling'er crossed her arms and raised her head: "Do you need others to remind you of the good things you have done?"
As a result, the benefactor slapped his head: "I rely on you not to do this, I am most afraid that people will ask me this sentence, people will be confused and don't know where to start."
I rely on Master, how many good things you have done!
But after a while, Master Master came to his senses and pointed at Wang Lu, somewhat inconceivable: "Little Ling'er, could it be that you are the master who taught this idiot Kung Fu!?"
Little Ling'er sneered: "That's right, that flat-chested, rude, uneducated, unqualified, and uneducated savage female man, not only will she not be able to find a husband in the future, she will not even have a Jiyou. The only friend in her life is Fingers and Gherkin, the master who will probably raise a few large dogs after the age of thirty to improve life!"
The master was startled immediately, and the cold sweat was about to break down: "Little Ling'er, are you messing with me!? Could it be that the menstrual period hurt your brain? You..."
Little Ling'er didn't say much: "Don't you have a bet with Wang Lu? I'm here to help him complete the bet. Cut the nonsense and let's fight."
"Zhan, Zhan Mao! Zhan! We sisters are deeply in love. If you have any questions, let's talk about it. Why do we need to meet each other?"
When mentioning the deep love between sisters, the proprietress seemed to hesitate for a moment and fell silent.
Wang Lu immediately struck while the iron was hot: "Master, you are quite smart, knowing that you have no chance of winning, you use the deep love of sisters as a shield, which is indeed the shame of Spirit Sword."
The master was impatient: "No chance of winning! It's a matter of minutes for me to win!"
So the proprietress didn't hesitate any longer: "Okay, let's take a minute to beat me."
"Damn, good sister, don't run on me like this!"
"It doesn't matter, anyway, you can finish me in a minute."
As a result, the elder in white was devastated, but it only lasted for a moment. The fifth elder was worthy of being the fifth elder, and he was also a decisive and reckless person.
"Okay, then let's fight! As the saying goes, beating is kissing and scolding is love. Little Linger, our favorability has also stagnated for a long time in the bottleneck period. After this fight, we can probably get married!"
Damn, it's a turning point, Master! I didn't expect you to be such a person! ? I completely underestimated your lower limit!
As for the proprietress herself, she turned a deaf ear to the Elder Elder's murmurs, silently rolled up her sleeves, and then put on a posture.
Seeing that this battle was inevitable, Wang Lu had completed his meritorious deeds. He praised himself in his heart that you are so handsome, and then quietly found a safe corner to sit down and watch the show.
Master obediently accepted his fate, raised the green bamboo sword, and pointed it at the opponent from a distance, ready to fight. At this time, her spiritual energy was exhausted and her magic power was sealed. It was indeed only a mortal cultivation, but with just a simple movement, Wang Lu, who was watching from a distance, rushed towards him with a compelling aura.
Although he was sitting cross-legged at this time, Wang Lu felt that all the muscles in his body were a little paralyzed... Is this the arrogance of a Golden Core cultivator? Your mother is so awesome, Wang Lu still practiced the dragon subduing skill for two days anyway, with his rare martial arts genius, he should be regarded as a second-rate expert in the world, right? As a result, the aftermath of Master Master's opening gesture made him unable to stand up!
No wonder the proprietress said that a Jindan cultivator can instantly kill all living beings with just the Jade Mansion's fairy heart, the gap is indeed boundless! With a flick of domineering aura, the natives of the world can only accept their heads and worship!
But it doesn't matter at all, because the one who is right with the master is also the proprietress of Rujia Inn who can instantly kill all living beings in the world! Wang Lu doesn't quite understand how high the proprietress's martial arts is. In short, it must be 10,000 times higher than any congenital martial artist. Even if the legendary Martial Saint Wudi comes, I guess she won't be able to resist her pair of magic weapons. fist! Facing the emerald green bamboo sword of the Jindan cultivator, the proprietress was not moved at all.
Boss lady, my master's **** transformation strategy depends entirely on you!
Two women who are deeply in love with each other confront each other, and I don't know how long it has passed, and finally they just woke up not long ago, and before they had time to eat lunch, the master couldn't hold his breath, and with a flick of the bamboo sword, thousands of sword lights were like rain. The fog makes people unable to see the castration clearly, but it hides murderous intentions.
Wang Lu's eyes lit up, what a superb swordsmanship! In the past two years, although his cultivation base has not improved much, his eyesight has been trained by the performance of a group of talented disciples in the sect. The name of the Spirit Sword Sect is the sword, and swordsmanship is the foundation of the sect, and everyone knows it and everyone is proficient. However, it is rare in the Spirit Sword Sect to be able to unleash this kind of murderous sword power with only a mortal cultivation base.
Tsk, it seems that although she is stupid and indebted, she still has some real skills as the fifth elder...
Facing the preemptive attack by the Golden Core cultivator, the proprietress' reaction was simple and direct, even rude.
A straight punch, hit in person, without fancy or even skill, the only characteristic is fast! allow! ruthless!
Then, it's time to witness the miracle.
On one side is the world's top swordsmanship and the emerald green bamboo sword that is obviously a magic weapon, and on the other side is the delicate and soft white fist of the proprietress. Wang Lu's eyes widened, and he put all his concentration into trying to see every detail...
But in front of me, the result has come out. The emerald green sword light shattered into dots of stars, which disappeared in a flash. However, a certain elder in white was very upbeat, and flew out like a shooting star, crashing into the rocks with a bang, without a sound!
And the proprietress, snorted coldly, shook her wrist, glanced at the rocky place from the corner of her eye, and almost dismissed it.
Your mother is so domineering! Wang Lu looked stupid! The dignified Golden Core cultivator, who had shown some real talent and learning, was actually punched into a shooting star by this proprietress like a sandbag! Ma'am, I really misjudged you. I always thought you were a hidden character in Lingxi Town, but the hidden character is an insult to you. You are a fucking GM, the God of Creation, my dear!
After a long time, the beloved master climbed up from the rocks, and he was not as embarrassed as expected. Although there was inevitably some dust on his body, his face was neither red nor out of breath, nor did he seem to be seriously injured. , just sighed helplessly.
"Damn it, you really can't withstand your normal attacks without using the magic power of the immortal way. Little Ling'er, you are indeed a person against the sky."
The proprietress remained stern and said nothing.
Master Master's gaze shifted, just in time to see the emerald green bamboo sword that was broken into dregs on the ground, and shook his head sadly: "It's a pity that I have a precious sword..." Then he casually broke off a green bamboo from the bamboo forest beside the gravel, Hold it up and shake it lightly, a burst of green light lights up, and after a while, an identical emerald green bamboo sword takes shape.
Wang Lu groaned in his heart, thinking that the green bamboo sword she never left her hand should at least be a magic weapon, but... it turned out that she really overestimated this poor man! The Green Bamboo Sword is nothing more than a casually made toy! It's true to think about it, with such a poor and cruel virtue, there is really a magic weapon that she has already sold to drink in exchange for wine!
"But no matter what, I lost this time, little Ling'er, sister, I will let you dispose of me!"
As he said that, the Fifth Elder put on a gesture of generosity and righteousness, as hypocritical as he wanted.
The proprietress couldn't hold her expression anymore, she sighed: "You are really... people don't know what to say, so why bother?"
When the fifth elder was asked by her, he was also a little puzzled: "Yeah, why am I bothering? I know I can't beat you, but I still have to fight... Oh, by the way, it's for the favorability? Little Linger, you have the feeling that you are in love with me now." ?"
Little Ling'er said coldly: "I feel like the punch just now was light. Besides, according to the bet, the person who can deal with you at will is not me, but your precious apprentice."
When mentioning his apprentice, the Fifth Elder finally came to his senses, it was obvious that he was the one who played tricks from the beginning to the end! Really, I really deserve to be my apprentice. No wonder the old bastard in charge said that the two of you do have a relationship between master and apprentice. This kind of evil disciple is really retribution!
I just hate that I drank too much a few days ago, my mind was dizzy for a long time, and I finally fell into that kid's tricks! Otherwise, it is impossible to use his aunt's thinking to win his aggressive method! ? What can I do now, really treat him as a ****? Fuck me, don't! ? He is only fourteen years old, and his growth and development are not yet fully developed. He must have capital, no capital, no skills, no skills, no fun at all, no fun... Uh, although I have never done it with anyone, but Imagination is enough to predict the future Well!
"Master, in fact, you don't have to be afraid, I'm not interested in you."
When Wang Lu spoke, the master immediately felt relieved: "That's good, that's good, you don't have to worry about this kind of thing, take your time."
"Well, I also think that some things don't need to be urgent, but there are some things that can't be done. Master, I won't mention other requirements. There is only one thing. Please be more serious and teach me some real skills."
Speaking of this, the master couldn't help but seriously respond: "You... really don't understand my painstaking efforts, do you really think that I recruited a disciple just to keep them as pets for fun? Don't say anything else, the idiot in charge · You Ke made an agreement with me, as long as I can teach you to become a talent, there will be a lot of money and beauties... "
Before finishing speaking, the proprietress interrupted in a cold voice: "Where did that old bachelor get such a beauty?"
Master immediately fell into deep thought.
Wang Lu had no choice but to change the topic back: "Continue with the original topic of education, Master, please tell me carefully, why you are so painstaking towards me."
The master raised his head: "You first help me think about that old fool, where did that beautiful woman come from?"