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"Haha, why are there so many acquaintances? Junior Brother Yue Yun, Junior Brother Zhu Qin, Junior Sister Yue Xinyao, Junior Sister Wen Yin... Hey, that person hiding behind the tree over there also looks familiar, sneaking around behind the tree What are you doing? Are you in a hurry?"
As soon as Wang Lu showed up, he laughed and greeted everyone, and finally turned his attention to the embarrassing person hiding behind the tree.
However, after taking a second look and confirming that the other party had no intention of coming out from behind the tree, Wang Lu didn't bother to investigate further. This time I came to Tiance Hall not to be someone's confidant sister.
So he quickly put aside other idlers, and found the protagonist this time, a civil servant brother with a vigilant expression, as if he was facing a big enemy.
"Senior brother Mu Xiao, don't be so nervous. I just need to register some information with you. Although the time is not right, but as diligent as you are, you shouldn't mind working overtime~?"
Frankly speaking, Mu Xiao, who is very keen on Tiance Hall's official duties, really doesn't mind working overtime, but seeing Wang Lu's malicious smile, he becomes very concerned! Especially when he saw the stack of documents Wang Lu took out, his heart skipped a beat.
The materials in Wang Lu's hands are of the same type as those submitted by Yue Yun just now. The experience report written by the trainee himself with sincere paper is an important evidence for judging the experience results and rewarding and punishing points.
The sincerity paper is specially made by the elders of Tianjiantang. It is a paper with a powerful forbidden law. The forbidden law has only one function: when writing on the sincerity paper, no lies can be written, so as to ensure the authenticity of the text .
Of course, the forbidden law of the sincerity paper is not unbreakable, but to deceive the sincerity paper, at least a Jindan real person can do it. With the cultivation base of Yue Yun and Wang Lu, the sincerity report submitted should not be false.
And when he saw the stack of sincerity papers that Wang Lu took out, and saw that the title was an experience report, Yue Yun looked at Wang Lu in surprise, and then at Wen Bao: "Senior brother Wang Lu, you guys are going to do the experience too. ? No wonder I haven't been able to find you these days."
"Oh? You too?"
Yue Yun nodded: "That's right, because the previous experience was forced to be interrupted, so we people plan to do it again. Originally, I wanted to invite you, senior brother, but we couldn't find you in those few days. Said Come on, brother, where did you go to practice? Who are you with?"
"Oh, of course it's Xiao Qingyun, at this level, where else can I go besides Xiao Qingyun?"
Yue Yun was even more surprised: "Brother also went to Xiaoqingyun? We haven't seen you all this time!?"
A certain prince also added at the right time: "We have practiced in Xiaoqingyun for six days, but we have not found any traces of other senior brothers in the mountain. Senior brother Wang Lu, did you and Wen Bao go to Xiaoqingyun?"
But Mu Xiao was overjoyed: By the way, with the behavior of Wuxiangfeng's master and apprentice, cheating on the report is simply commonplace. He said he went to Xiaoqingyun to practice, but in fact he might have been in Wuxiangfeng. For a week, he used an unknown method to deceive the sincerity paper, fabricated a legendary adventure that collapsed the world out of thin air, and finally claimed to have won tens of thousands of challenge points to run on himself... This routine is very logical, and it is very in line with the infinite. Xiangfeng's usual style of trying! Didn't the elder Jindan in the rumors always use sincere paper to write nonsense things to fool the elder in charge? This has a criminal record!
Fortunately, I met Yue Yun and the others this time, and happened to go to Xiaoqingyun for training. As a witness, it is enough to expose Wang Lu's lies! Haha, you were cunning for a while, but you never thought you would stumble here!
But then, Wang Lu replied very naturally: "It's normal if you don't see us. These days, you are basically soaking in Qinglong Gorge. How can you people who are outsiders see me?"
"Qinglong Gorge!?"
Yue Yun was astonished by Wang Lu: "Brother, you actually went to Qinglong Gorge!? Dare I ask which brother led the team? This, isn't this too bold?"
Wang Lu laughed again: "The team I lead."
"Brother, are you leading the team!?" Yue Yun was once again inexplicably shocked. He didn't expect that senior brother Wang Lu was so miraculous, and that his cultivation base of the first rank of body training was actually a leader... However, after a long time of stunned, he suddenly realized another problem, "Also That is to say, there are only you and Junior Brother Wen Bao!?"
"Yes what's the matter?"
What's wrong! ? A scum of the first grade of body training and the ninth grade of Qi training, it's nothing more than going to Xiao Qingyun to practice, but he dared to run to Qinglong Gorge! ? If you don't die, you won't die, why don't you understand!
"Haha, don't be so surprised. Since you want to open the challenge mode, of course you must have the spirit of death."
Challenge mode! ? What the hell is that! ? Brother, just say that you are going to die!
However, looking at the lively Wang Lu and the thick stack of reports in front of him, no matter how hard Yue Yun could believe it, he had to accept a shocking conclusion: these two people actually went to Qinglong Gorge, and they were safe and sound. back!
How, how did this work? Even if the environment in Qinglong Gorge is special, as long as you master the method, survival is relatively easier than in places such as Lianhuachi... But with only two fresh newcomers, no matter how you think about it, it is absolutely impossible!
Alas, Senior Brother Zhenchuan is worthy of being Senior Brother Zhenchuan, he can always do what others can't. With such a bright pearl in front of him, the second experience of my group suddenly became dim! Although it is considered a good achievement to get the challenge points by accident, but with only two seniors, they went to Qinglong Gorge and returned safely. No matter how they were calculated, the challenge points were far higher than their own.
"It's not due to me alone, isn't there another teammate?" Wang Lu said, patting the fat man beside him.
Yue Yun was slightly taken aback...Wen Bao
It's not that I have any prejudice against Wen Bao, but looking at it objectively from the perspective of a guide, Wen Bao, who is slow in speed, poor in spells, and extreme in swordsmanship, is really not an ideal training partner. His value is more reflected in... well Well, Yue Yun admits that he really can't think of where Wen Bao's value can be reflected.
But Wang Lu was able to turn waste into treasure, and led such a useless junior to complete a world-shocking feat!
Just as surprised as Yue Yun was everyone else present. Zhu Qin and Wen Yin were dumbfounded, and they couldn't convince themselves that that dull and stupid fat man could actually complete a great challenge far better than themselves. And a certain boy behind the tree was bleeding from his clenched fist!
After two years as a beginner, they are brothers of the same school, Wang Zhong knows very well what a worthless waste Wen Bao is. Because Wen Bao was born with a spiritual root, Shimen actually invested more in Fatty than Zhu Qin and Wang Zhong, and after two years, he was the most ineffective! Several brothers who taught the exercises secretly lamented that the master's door missed and let a piece of trash come in.
However, in just one month, this trash completed a shocking reversal!
It was Wang Lu, and only Wang Lu, who could miraculously turn waste into treasure—Wang Zhong didn't think Wang Lu would bring a useless waste to complete the challenge mode, Wen Bao must have played a great role in the process If we can make the useless waste play a role, isn't it just turning waste into treasure? Thinking about it now, it seems that Wang Lu has always been good at turning waste into treasure. Two years ago, it was also because of following him that a schoolboy from a mountain village became a genius disciple of the Spirit Sword Sect.
Thinking of this, Wang Zhong secretly turned his head from behind the tree, just in time to see the plump figure beside Wang Lu who was attracting everyone's attention, and couldn't help feeling a pain in his heart. That position once belonged to him, but he handed it over to him!
Do you regret it? To say that you have no regrets is to deceive yourself and others. But... But even if I can choose again, I will still stick to the current choice... maybe.
For a moment, everyone had their own thoughts, only a woman as gentle as water sent her congratulations lightly.
"Congratulations to the two brothers for completing the amazing challenge."
Wang Lu just chuckled at this: "Junior Sister, you're being polite." But Wen Bao was at a loss, his chubby cheeks flushed all of a sudden.
"Junior sister, um, um, you congratulated the wrong person. I, me, actually did nothing. I was so stupid that I couldn't do anything. It's all my brother. My brother took me with me, that..."
Seeing that this idiot was about to dance around under Yue Xinyao's eyes, his limbs convulsed, Wang Lu stepped on him and stopped the ugly performance in time.
Yue Xinyao smiled tolerantly: "Senior Brother Wen is too self-effacing, don't mention anything else, if you have the courage to follow Senior Brother Wang Lu, the two of you bravely venture into the Qinglong Gorge. Hearing the courage of Senior Brother."
When Wen Bao heard this, tears almost flowed down, confidant, indeed confidant! And it's a confidante!
"Junior Sister, what are you talking about? I'm just lucky."
Yue Xinyao added: "A person's chance is also a non-negligible help on the road to immortality. Senior brother has a deep immortal relationship, which is very enviable. I think the elders also valued your immortal relationship when they accepted Senior Brother Wen as their disciple."
While Yue Xinyao was still waiting to talk, Wang Lu interrupted helplessly: "Junior Sister, don't talk about it, besides, he is not only crying, but also pissing. The happiness came too suddenly, you are going to scare him to pee."
"Ah?" Yue Xinyao tilted her head in great perplexity.
Fortunately, at this time someone opened his mouth in time to make a relief: "Wang Lu... senior brother, I have a question that I really don't understand. There are countless powerful elves in Qinglong Gorge. Even if they restrain each other, they will not be easily dispatched. It survived there for nearly a week, I don’t know how it was done?”
Wang Lu turned his head with a smile: "Senior Brother Mu Xiao, are you doubting the authenticity of our experience?"
Mu Xiao shook her head: "No, I'm just curious, because your report didn't describe the process of training, but just wrote the results, so I'm curious about how you achieved this miracle."
Hearing Mu Xiao's question, the others couldn't help but become interested. What should two rookies with such immature cultivation bases do to survive in Qinglong Gorge for a week? It's a dead place full of third-level elves, and it's not so easy to find a living space!
"It's very simple. Find a few powerful elves to overthrow them, and then the doves will occupy their nests. Isn't there room for survival?"
"Turn over powerful elves and then occupy the magpie's nest!?"
Mu Xiao and her friends were shocked! This is completely the answer to "why not eat minced meat". If you can kill powerful elves at will, why worry about survival? Thanks to him having the nerve to say it!
Mu Xiao asked again: "The so-called powerful monster probably refers to...?"
"Little Thunder Yam, Purple Ivy, Giant Man, etc." Wang Lu counted casually.
Mu Xiao was surprised and said, "Big Man? If I remember correctly, not long ago, the large-scale conquest organized by the sect was aimed at a Big Man! Junior Brother Yue Yun should have also participated, and he performed very well."
Yue Yun smiled wryly: "That's right, that time the target was the third-level mid-grade, but unexpectedly the giant barbarian who had just formed the inner alchemy, seven of us went to conquer him, although he broke his inner alchemy, we also returned in a disastrous defeat. The so-called outstanding performance is nothing more than helping a few brothers and sisters from Misty Peak to cover when they escaped, and it makes people feel ashamed to mention it."
Mu Xiao sighed: "At that time, I remember that Junior Brother XX from Misty Peak led the team. He is a first-rank qi practitioner, and he is only one step away from foundation establishment. The rest of them are also veterans who have experienced many times, but If you don’t want to, it’s still a broken halberd. Although the giant man is a third-level middle-grade, there are endless tricks and strange methods, and it is difficult for monks in the Qi training period to compete with them.”
Then everyone turned their attention to Wang Lu again.
The whole team was defeated, and the two of you... how did you do it
Wang Lu smiled, took out something from his bag, and showed it to everyone.
But it was a long and thin golden beard.
Seeing this, Yue Yun's pupils constricted in shock, Mu Xiao took two steps back, his face turned pale, Zhu Qin opened his mouth wide, and shook his head in disbelief... Tiance hall was silent for a while!
Only Wen Yin, who didn't seem to see the way, wondered, "Senior Brother Wang Lu, this is..."
Zhu Qin next to him was taken aback: "Junior Sister Wen Yin, don't ask!"
It's a pity that it's too late, Wang Lu laughed: "Thank you, Junior Sister, for asking, this one is the whip of a giant barbarian!"
"The giant... the whip? What does that mean?"
Wen Yin tilted her head, showing a puzzled expression, her slightly frowning brows and her pursed pink lips looked like an innocent little white flower.
Then a pair of evil flower-picking hands descended from the sky.
"The so-called giant man's whip is the giant man's external genitalia, which is used to pass on the family line and excrete waste water from the body. If we use the same kind of human organs as a metaphor, it is..."
Before she finished speaking, Wen Yin screamed in shock, her cheeks were flushed, and she took a few steps back: "Senior Brother Wang Lu, you are too rascal! Why did you come up with such a dirty thing!"
Wang Lu was also stunned: "Junior sister, why did you say that? It's just a mere genital! It's not a human genital, it's just a monster! What does this have to do with the sheep whip and dog treasure in the small cafeteria of Xiaoyao Peak?" The difference? It can even be said that the whip of the giant barbarian is more academic and artistic than the sheep whip and the dog treasure as the material for refining the elixir and magic weapon!"
Wen Yin was full of shame and anger: "Then, that's dirty too!"
"I obviously cleaned it!"
"It's not a matter of uncleanness, that student, what kind of birth is inherently obscene!"
"Is it obscene? This is a very serious prejudice." Wang Lu's expression became serious, "Penis is a very broad concept. The flowers on the head of junior sister are the genitals of plants. According to you, that is …”
"Wow, I don't want to listen!" Wen Yin shyly pulled off the petals on her temples, wrinkled her cute little nose, and made a face at Wang Lu, "Senior brother, you are such a mess! I don't agree with you!" you said so!"
"Cut, the little girl is not sensible." Wang Lu couldn't show off, and put away the giant savage whip resentfully. Anyway, as evidence, this thing is enough.
Then, you can get back to the topic.
"Senior Brother Mu Xiao, this time we came to you, in addition to submitting the registration experience report, there is one more thing to do, which is to confirm the challenge points."
Mu Xiaoxin sighed: What should come will always come...
"Senior Brother Wang Lu, how many points in total?"
Wang Lu chuckled and said, "According to the sect's rules for calculating challenge points, according to my calculations, the total should be two thousand eight hundred and ninety points."
puff!
For a moment, I don't know how many people have the urge to spray out some liquid in their bodies!
Two thousand eight hundred and ninety! ? Although it had been expected that Senior Brother Wang Lu's experience would be extremely fruitful, when the final result appeared, he was still so frightened that he wanted to vomit blood!
Wang Lu sighed: "Our sect's points rule encourages soldiers to take risky moves and use small things to make big gains. Although it seems that there are restrictions on the rewards for some extremely dangerous behaviors, considering the bonuses for those consecutive challenges, it is a risk after all. The bigger the reward, the bigger the benefits. I studied hard in Teng Yuntang for two years, and I could hardly keep up with this trick, alas, the life of cultivating immortals is really lonely as snow!"
Lonely your sister! Three thousand local tyrants a week, please die for me! We've just been overjoyed at the fact that we've got a lot of credit! Hurry up and return our simple and simple happiness!
Amidst the cries of the younger brothers and sisters, Yue Yun, the guide, sighed and tried to restore the atmosphere: "Cultivating immortals is to act against the sky, without the spirit of surviving adversity and taking risks in soldiers, one cannot walk smoothly on the road of cultivating immortals." In the long run. Brother Wang Lu set a good example for us, we should be like him in the future... "
Speaking of which, Yue Yun got stuck, like Wang Lu, who took a fat man and went to Qinglong Gorge to earn points? What a world-weary thing that must be...
Shaking his head, Yue Yun said again: "Anyway, both of our training teams have successfully completed their missions today. It can be called double happiness. Why don't we take this opportunity and have a meal together?"
After listening to this suggestion, Wang Lu looked at Zhu Qin with complex complexion beside Yue Yun, at a second-year middle school boy who was still hiding behind a tree, and at Mu Xiao with pale complexion.
In this situation, gather this group of people together for a dinner party? Is this a quick meal? Yue Yun, ah, Yue Yun, you kind-hearted person really has sharp eyesight!
There is no way. At this time, I need a person with a high IQ like myself to end it: "It is not advisable to eat immediately after exercising. Let's just forget it after the experience."
"..."
After a moment of silence, Yue Yun finally came to his senses: "It's true, everyone is very tired, it's better to change the dinner party to another day, heh, I'm still the host, everyone must show face!"
"sure."
The relieved people quickly dispersed one after another, except for three people.
Wang Lu didn't leave, Wen Bao didn't dare to walk around, and Mu Xiao was scrutinized by Wang Lu with interest, and the soles of his feet couldn't move as if they had taken root.
Thinking of the bet of one cent and one hundred spirit stones, Mu Xiao felt miserable. After 30 years of hard work in the sect, and the various welfare subsidies in Tiance Hall for the past three years, his net worth was only ten or twenty thousand spirit stones. stone. After this gamble, it's really not enough to sell myself!
But thinking of this, Mu Xiao gritted his teeth again: What are you afraid of! ? In the worst case, go to Jianzhong to retreat for a hundred years, and discuss with the master about the advance payment of the Jianzhong subsidy, so that the debt can be repaid no matter what!
Wang Lu smiled and said, "Senior Brother Mu Xiao, it's getting late, are you interested in having a meal together? I'll treat you."
"Hmph! You can eat as much as you want, you can go to Jianzhong, but can't you eat?"
"Haha, senior brother is so proud!" Wang Lu nodded, "I happen to know that there is an excellent restaurant nearby, senior brother, you probably haven't been there yet."
"Hmph, mountains of swords and seas of fire are not hesitant! Just lead the way!"
Wen Bao next to him was really puzzled: "Brother Wang Lu, why do I feel that the atmosphere is not right? Is there something between you and Brother Mu Xiao?"
Wang Lu said earnestly: "He and I are innocent."
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