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"Hahaha, little Lulu, I'm here to play with you"
Before the people arrived, the laughter came first, and a cheerful atmosphere rushed over like a heat wave, but when Wang Lu heard the laughter, he felt a throbbing pain in his heart, feeling that he might die on the spot at any time.
He didn't turn over Wang Wu's cards to be lucky for her. Now that he was in the scene set by the heavens, no matter how elegant Wang Lu was, he couldn't turn upside down in front of others. He came to Wang Wu to discuss countermeasures.
Although his single-play ability as a professional adventurer is against the sky, the current problems cannot be solved by one person, especially when facing too many unknown factors, Wang Lu naturally thought of turning to his teammates for help.
And although Wang Lu didn't want to admit it, among them, Wang Wu was undoubtedly the most trustworthy, and she was the top in both strength and wisdom.
But when he heard the gloating laughter, Wang Lu felt that he had really chosen the wrong person. Wang Wu might be smart enough and strong enough, but when she was cheating, her smartness and strength would just add fuel to the flames.
And she looks like she's going to cheat her father right now.
So when Wang Wu jumped into the room happily, Wang Lu could only look at her with extremely tangled eyes, and then tried his best to suppress the regret that was constantly surging in his heart.
Let you be impulsive, let you turn over her cards next time and chop your hands
Before he could speak, Wang Wu said with a smile: "Haha, why does he have a shrunken face when we meet? Could it be because of his young age? It's really tragic... It's better to turn around from now on." Accept, enjoy another kind of pleasure."
Wang Lu was silent for a long time, and then resolutely raised his finger at the other party.
"Haha, are you suggesting size with this finger?"
"If I rely on you to talk nonsense, I will burn your cards, confiscate all the sticks in your palace, and prohibit the supply of vegetables such as cucumbers and eggplants, so that you will be dissatisfied with your desires for a lifetime"
"... Well, let's get down to business." Seeing Wang Lu's extremely fierce counterattack against molesting tactics, Wang Wu shrugged and restrained his smile.
At the same time, Wang Lu dispelled his anger and asked, "What do you think of the current situation?"
"How else can I see it?" Wang Wu said, and walked up to him and spread his palms, "Don't say anything else, just give me the red heart first."
Wang Lu was taken aback: "What red heart?"
"You don't know? Has no one explained it to you?" Wang Wu was also surprised, "It's the red heart that symbolizes the love of the harem. You should have three of them in your hand now."
Wang Lu was stunned for a while, then turned around and took out three heart-shaped rubies from the bedside pillow: "You mean these?"
"That's right, give it all to me." Wang Wu reached out to take it, but of course Wang Lu refused.
"Let's clarify what these are first."
"... You are so troublesome, don't you understand the function of this thing? Each one symbolizes the favor of the harem, and it is a necessity for the life of the harem concubines."
"The necessities of life?" Wang Lu carefully observed the ruby in his hand, only to feel that it does contain some mysterious power, if he can analyze it
"I advise you not to try it randomly. That gem is an out-and-out method of the earth immortal. It is not so easy to crack, and it will only bring you unnecessary trouble." Wang Wu sternly warned, and then explained, "Simple To put it bluntly, the rules of this game revolve around rubies. We, as concubines, have to consume one ruby every day. If we don’t, we will be punished. After receiving the punishment for three days, we will be out of the game..."
"Wait, including you, there are seven people playing the role of concubines in the harem, that is, seven rubies are consumed every day, but I only have three gems here."
"That's right, there are only three, and only three are automatically generated every day, and this is the problem." Wang Wu said, "Not only that, but what's more troublesome is that for us, one gem is only the minimum consumption. To end this game, we have to accumulate three gems alone."
"One coin per person is not enough, where can it be accumulated?" Wang Lu frowned, gradually feeling the difficulty of this level.
This ancient Earth Immortal is really vicious enough, he immediately gave a completely unsolvable problem, and the question he asked was aboveboard, clearly to make things difficult for you.
Anyone with basic mathematical ability can immediately calculate that no matter how planned, rubies are absolutely not enough, and the happiness of a few people is bound to be based on the pain of the majority.
Calculated by sending one person away with three gems, even if the daily consumption is not taken into account, twenty-one gems are needed for all seven people to leave the field. suffering.
Needless to say, I knew that was not feasible.
"This question really hurts the ass." Wang Lu sighed, "The design of the harem is patriarchal. There are three thousand beauties in the harem of emperors in the world, and some of them have not been able to get the king's blessing in their entire lives. To solve the problem, what's more, people in the harem are always sinister, there are no good men and women at all, if you want to find a beautiful love between a man and a woman here, it's thanks to her that she can figure it out."
"Really, I think her logic is not difficult to understand." Wang Wu said, "For you men, the highest ideal in life is nothing more than to be king and hegemony. There are emperors in the mortal world, and practitioners have practitioners." Even if it is the fairyland of the upper world, most of them have immortal kings and emperors... Then, setting you up as an emperor means making you the best man in the world. If even the best man can't prove himself It's a good thing, and there are no good things for men in the world."
"... This logic is also powerful."
"Because this logic is correct." Wang Wu said with a smile, "You think the emperor's body, too many beauties in the harem are difficult to coordinate. Then if it is replaced by a disabled person who is born with mental retardation, it is true that there is no need for men and women in his life Worrying will not hurt any girl's heart because of it, but can it be said that a mentally retarded person is a good man instead?"
"Haha." Wang Lu couldn't help laughing at it, "I see, it makes sense to say that, I think it was that fairy girl who fell in love with a hero of the world, at least in her opinion, he is like a hero emperor It's a pity that she was heartbroken by that person, so she thought that even her beloved hero would be covered in bruises, not to mention the other men."
After finishing speaking, Wang Lu withdrew his smile: "It's a pity that it's meaningless to understand these things. The problem still cannot be solved. The amount of rubies is definitely not enough, not even half of the daily consumption."
Wang Wu interjected: "That's right, but the so-called breaking ten fingers is worse than breaking one. Since the average distribution is not even, how about giving me all three gems and exchanging me for a free body? What do you think?"
"Hehe." Wang Lu gave an extremely sincere answer.
Wang Wu sighed: "To be honest, there is really no good way now. I woke up in this world earlier than you all, and I have seen the layout here in advance. The methods of the earth immortal are extraordinary, and it is difficult to take advantage of it." possible."
"How about going head-to-head with Wuxiang Gong?"
"It's best not to try it. Although the fairy said that it doesn't matter what tricks you use, it just means that you don't mind if you make thousands of money on the gambling table, but if you use violence to crack it, you will overturn the table and stop playing. And you and I It’s not enough to lift the table of an Earth Immortal, don’t forget you and I are not the only ones on the table now.”
"Tsk, it's troublesome." Wang Lu frowned, lost in thought.
Wang Wu didn't speak, let alone disturb him, but kept looking at the gemstone in Wang Lu's hand, as if planning when to steal it.
After an unknown amount of time, Wang Lu suddenly spoke.
"Actually, this matter comes down to a question of increasing revenue and reducing expenditure. I haven't thought about reducing expenditure. So I might as well make some chapters on increasing revenue."
"for example?"
"For example..." Wang Lu said, gritted his teeth and made up his mind, then took out a pink porcelain bottle from the mustard bag, poured out two blue pills, and swallowed them in one gulp.
The next moment, Wang Lu felt as if a fire had been lit in his body, not an ordinary fire, but a demonic fire that made the blood rush and the reason was hazy. After entering the mouth, this flame hovered in the stomach for a moment, then quickly turned downward, and gradually gathered in the lower abdomen.
Soon, Wang Lu was thankful that he changed into a loose robe before summoning Wang Wu. Right now, with the correct sitting posture, he can barely cover the Optimus Pillar, so that he won't make a fool of himself... But how can he hide from Wang Wu the blushing that even the phaseless golden body can't suppress
"...Xiao Lu, you don't really die at a young age, do you? You already have to rely on drugs to maintain your dignity? But from the perspective of your current body and the shielding angle of your clothes, your capital is still worth it. Pretty good"
Before she finished speaking, she widened her eyes and looked at the extra ruby next to Wang Lu's pillow in disbelief.
"This, this is okay?"
Wang Lu heaved a sigh of relief: "Sure enough, although the design of the rules in this world is absurd, in fact, every detail has its meaning and the possibility of further extension. For example, since this ruby symbolizes the emperor's favor, then if the emperor can Digging deeper into one's own potential, sharing more favors, more gemstones should be formed... In fact, I suspect that this is the real intention of the ancient earth fairy in designing this scene."
"oh?"
Wang Lu sneered and said: "She wants to know if I, Wang, have the ability to tap enough potential to bring happiness to every woman... Hey, she really underestimates me. If there are really three thousand beauties in the harem, I may be helpless." , but a mere seven people, what's the point?"
Wang Lu spoke impassionedly, then wiped away the nosebleed that kept pouring out, and poured all the pills in the pink porcelain bottle into his mouth.
The next moment, a fountain of nosebleeds shot up into the sky, and Wang Lu threw his head back and fell down.
Before he passed out, he vaguely saw a red light flickering beside his pillow.
Haha, it really became... I
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