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"Xiao Hai, please tell me a joke."
"Well, once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a monk in the temple who told stories..."
"Wait, what kind of joke are you talking about? What's the point?"
"Isn't a joke without a point funny?"
"Of course, if you are still not satisfied, I can polish this joke a little bit more. A genius monk who came from the Wanfa Immortal Sect, a super-grade sect of the Ten Thousand Immortals League, who is about to face the Golden Core Tribulation after less than thirty years of practice, and one who already has Marriage partner, a man who started a family and started a business, now forgets to sleep and eat, even leaves home, and serves as your secretary to handle official duties, but you are asked to tell jokes that are not funny... Do you still find it ridiculous?"
"Xiao Hai, your resentment is about to materialize." Wang Lu sighed, and pushed away the official documents on the table, "It seems that long-term busyness will cause mental pressure beyond expectations. I don't think we should stop working today. Let's go to the entertainment venue under the Xuantian Pavilion to have a sensual look together."
Hai Yunfan sorted out the manuscript in his hand, and said without changing his face: "I am a man with a family."
Wang Lu said: "That's why it's more exciting to do it. Don't you hear that a wife is not as good as a concubine but stealing?"
Seeing that Hai Yunfan remained unmoved, Wang Lu changed his way of persuasion: "You have to think about it this way, the work you and I are doing now is related to hundreds of millions of people in the mainland of Kyushu. Any flaws are a crime against hundreds of millions of people. So at this moment, making yourself happy is the most important thing. As for your personal and family issues, it should give way to the overall situation of the Kyushu mainland."
Hai Yunfan was also amazed when he heard it: "Unexpectedly, you have been a bureaucrat here for more than a month, and even destroying other people's marriages and families can rise to the height of the overall situation in the mainland of Kyushu... If you want to take a vacation, go by yourself. There are some official documents to be drafted, so I won't accompany you. Don't worry about my situation, Feifei just came to visit me two days ago, and I'm in good condition."
"Tsk tsk, the ugly face of this married man, but since you said so, then I will leave everything to you. These official documents are to be reviewed next, so you can do it yourself."
As Wang Lu said, he put the three-foot-high official document in front of Hai Yunfan's desk, and then disappeared without a trace.
Hai Yunfan looked at the pile of documents piled up in front of him, and the brush in his hand fell down involuntarily: "Wow... trough"
After escaping from the office, Wang Lu took a deep breath.
The scorching aura of lava from the back mountain of Junhuang Mountain immediately poured into his body, but it was quickly cooled down by a burst of cool mana.
Wang Lu had to run Wuxiangxianxin in order to relax himself... At this time, it is less than half a month before the opening of the Immortal Competition, and the closer it is, the greater the pressure will be. For more than a month, Wang Lu has used various means to stimulate the team, and the results have been remarkable, but there is still a big gap from the real chance of winning. Especially the fighting group is particularly prominent.
As the chief planner of the event, he was under a lot of pressure. Even Zhenjun Hetu, the person in charge of the entire organizing committee, did not have as much pressure as him. True Monarch Hetu is only in charge of the overall situation, and this event is completely left to Wang Lu, at most responsible for the specific implementation, the pressure is not so heavy. Wang Lu shouldered the important task of discovering the possible from the impossible.
"If this goes on like this, I am afraid that in the end, all members will have to use the Qianyuan Burning Blood Kung Fu to hope to win, but the effect of the Qianyuan Burning Blood Kung Fu on the Jindan level and above is very weak. And it is really to the point of fighting for life. There will only be more methods on the side of the immortals... This is also an evil path. Although I didn't have much hope for Wudou from the beginning, but the cultural level of the earth immortals is unknown, so I blindly placed my bets on It is unreasonable in terms of literary combat. Secondly, no matter how low the proportion of martial arts is, it cannot be less than half...
Wang Lu was thinking about what resources he could use, and which group would have a better chance of winning. While walking casually in the back mountain of Junhuang Mountain. The statement about the sensuality of going down the mountain is just to tease Xiao Hai.
How could he have the time to play with women now... And some time ago, when he was inspecting the formation of the cheerleading team in the beauty pageant, he really saw all the handsome men and beauties in the mainland of Kyushu. In addition, he watched a few large-scale theatrical performances and experienced a good round of beauty influences. Now ordinary women are like chickens and dogs in his eyes, and he is completely uninterested.
"Hey, isn't this Senior Brother Wang Lu?"
An unexpected greeting interrupted Wang Lu's thoughts. Turning his head, Wang Lu's eyebrows immediately frowned, and it took a lot of effort to suppress himself from killing demons.
"Haha, don't just be so repulsive when you see me. Although I'm a little weaker in the Jindan level heads-up group, I just successfully broke through a level, and my strength has improved a lot. It will definitely impress you "
A Zen monk dressed in black appeared in front of Wang Lu, enthusiastically showing off the black cassock he had just restored. Compared with the original cassock, the new cassock has been obviously strengthened.
"It's really thanks to your attack that broke my black cassock last time, so I realized that the life-saving tricks I have been relying on all along are not safe, so I was able to realize my shame and courage, and further perfect the black cassock and my kung fu. Come on, even if you face the opponents of the Huashen group, you are somewhat sure, this is not broken, haha"
Luo Xiao smiled heartily, of course he didn't get any response.
"Well, I think you seem a little unhappy? Are you worrying about the Great Competition of Immortals? Oh, it's amazing, but a Golden Core cultivator is already working hard for tens of thousands of people in the entire Kyushu Continent. "
Wang Lu said: "Since you know I'm busy and hard, why don't you do me a favor?"
Luo Xiao was shocked: "Please tell me that as long as I can help, I will definitely do my best."
"Please cut yourself open here and show me."
"ha?"
Wang Lu said: "I have recently suffered from the disease that I will be depressed if I don't look at others. Since you are willing to solve my problems, why don't you show me the suicide, let me feel happy, and make more contributions to the Kyushu Continent. "
Luo Xiao was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly and said, "You are really humorous and well-deserved, but it's a pity that Huayan Sect strictly forbids disciples to seek death and work. I really can't help you with this problem."
Wang Lu thought for a while: "You can't do it yourself, I can help you." Then he sacrificed tears of rouge.
"Uh... don't be so aggressive." Luo Xiao hurriedly took a few steps back, and then said, "Although I know that I am weak, ugly, and never likable, but if I work hard, it can still be useful now It’s the time when we are employing people in the mainland of Kyushu, so I ask you to show mercy outside the law.”
And when the two were talking, a group of onlookers had already gathered around. Wang Lu thought for a while, this Luo Xiao's posture was extremely low, and he was the main force participating in many projects in the Jindan group... He couldn't find it for a while. An excuse to kill this person in broad daylight.
However, if he let it go, Wang Lu felt unwilling. He really disliked Luo Xiao to the extreme, wishing he could kill him and then hurry up... This intuition has no reason, and there is no precedent. Wang Lu had never gritted his teeth with hatred for someone for no reason before. And because he is so special, Wang Lu has no intention of letting him go.
For his intuition, Wang Lu also trusted to the extreme.
"Well, Luo Xiao, I do have a difficult task for you to complete here—don't worry, it's not about killing you."
Luo Xiao was full of energy: "Okay, I will work hard to finish it"
Wang Lu pointed to his feet: "Last month, I buried a hellfire red lotus seed in the depths of the lava sea here. Based on the pure and rich fire aura, it must be time for the flowers to bloom and bear fruit. Please trouble me." Go deep into the lava sea to pick the fruit."
"..." Luo Xiao was stunned for a while, "You mean the sea of lava that was used by Junhuang Mountain as the fire of the arsenal's primary furnace?"
"Um."
"The firepower is doubled for each layer deeper, and below a hundred feet is enough⊥the sea of lava where all Jindan real people are wiped out in ashes."
"Yeah, you are quite clear. I planted that Hellfire Red Lotus at a depth of three hundred feet. You should go and come back sooner rather than later."
"That's a depth of three hundred feet, where there is no return. How can I have the life to come back?"
"Go beyond yourself, break through the limit. Didn't you find a way to perfect the black cassock under my violent sword energy last time? Maybe this time, after being baptized in lava, you can promote the black cassock to the immortal rank."
"How can that be possible?"
"Tsk, if people don't have dreams, what's the difference between salty and wet?" Wang Lu shook his head, "If the hellfire red lotus doesn't work, I remember setting up a feng shui array on Tuding Mountain in Dongli Prefecture to raise spirit stones. There should be a seven-color glazed stone, which will be very useful for my next plan, go and get it for me."
"Looking for colorful glazed stones on Tuding Mountain? There shouldn't be any problem with this, but Tudingshan is the largest mountain in Dongli Prefecture, and the top of the mountain has a radius of tens of thousands of miles. May I ask where is the colorful glazed stone?"
Wang Lu said: "I don't know the details, just take your time."
"..." Luo Xiao was dumbfounded, "This, if it's something really important, it doesn't matter if I look for it slowly on Tuding Mountain, but the competition will officially start in half a month..."
Wang Lu patted Luo Xiao on the shoulder: "This task is far more important than winning or losing one or two events. If you can find that stone, our entire group of immortals will have hope. So Even if it takes ten or a hundred years, you still have to find me a stone on the mountain, and I want you to swear that you will not go down the mountain until you find the stone, do you dare to swear?"
Luo Xiao was blocked by Wang Lu and couldn't speak, and he froze like a stone statue on the spot.
However, at this moment, an unexpected person rushed over.
"Wang Lu, if you want to find seven-color glazed stones, I have 3,000 outer disciples at your disposal, but Luo Xiao is the absolute main force of many projects in the Jindan group. It is really a shame to waste his power on finding objects." inappropriate."
Wang Lu looked at the person coming, and slowly turned his head: "Four Prime Ministers?" I752
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