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One, two, three, four... Soon six or seven hundred people poured in, filling up the original actor's seats, and the conversation went on like this.
After the last person in the previous phalanx waved goodbye to the audience and walked out of the field, and at the same time said his own line, the newcomers finally found a chance to speak.
"Speaking of foreign cultures, I know a person who especially admires foreign cultures, especially cultures from the Western Yi continent. It's not good."
The actor who spoke first in the phalanx was also standing in the middle of the crowd, obviously his status was extraordinary, and his lines were longer than the average person. But after he finished speaking, he returned to the queue and stood there with a stupid smile.
Next, these six or seven hundred people told another joke about Li Sinao, who over-admired foreign culture. It was also an absurd story that was told in a dark way, and also added a lot of preaching and propaganda at the end of the story. , also couldn't find the joke in the whole process, but there were two people on the rostrum who were still rolling with laughter.
Xuan Mo couldn't bear it anymore, got up and walked to Wang Lu, hesitated for a moment, then knelt down and patted him on the shoulder: "Hey, let me tell you, what's so funny about that story just now?"
Wang Lu was pounding the ground endlessly at this moment, when Xuan Mo asked, he raised his head and replied: "Hahaha, I, haha, tell you, hahaha, hahahaha, that hahahahaha just now, I have to go first After laughing..."
Xuan Mo was stunned for a while: "I see, you can laugh slowly."
When she returned to her seat, she always felt like she was being played for a fool.
Not long after, the second phalanx finished telling the story and left the arena one by one, and the third phalanx entered the arena with neat steps, also with the size of 600 or 700 people, and also brought a new long story...
The only difference is that after the story was told, Wang Lu and Wang Wu laughed much less.
It seems that for Daoist Jindan, laughing wildly for more than two hours in a row is also a huge burden. Xuan Mo thought about this, and glanced at Wang Lu, only to notice keenly that when he was rolling on the ground, he seemed to take something out of a mustard bag and put it in his mouth.
As an Earth Immortal, Xuan Mo's reaction speed was so quick, as soon as he thought about it, he stretched out his invisible hand and held Wang Lu's hand, forcing him to show what was in his hand.
Two round pills.
"What is this?" Xuan Mo asked, while he had already burst out the answer, "Ha, Wangyou Pill? A pill that can make people fall into extreme joy, forget all their troubles and laugh non-stop? It turns out that this is yours. joke?"
Being caught and raped in bed like this, Wang Lu couldn't deny it, so he had no choice but to get up from the ground and kicked the master who was still laughing non-stop, signaling her not to laugh anymore.
"Haha, I, hahaha, just now hahaha, I have already taken the medicine hahahaha hahahaha."
"... Well, then you can laugh slowly." Wang Lu sighed, and then said to Xuan Mo, "Actually, all this is a misunderstanding."
Xuan Mo wished he could slap him across the face: "Do you really think that this kind of reason can fool you?"
Wang Lu said solemnly: "I'm not fooling anyone, but I'm doing my best to help some people in need. Those actors who are sweating and performing cross talk on stage need exactly our laughter and applause, so I Even if you take drugs, you have to dedicate your laughter to them. Of course, it would be best if you can laugh without taking drugs, but unfortunately... "
"... So you also know that the cross talk they talked about is not funny at all."
Wang Lu said: "Well, as long as you're not an idiot, you won't think their cross talk is funny, but at least it's positive, with a theme, and very educational... Listen, now we're talking about how to treat foreign cultures correctly. Well"
"Cross talk is not for teaching, okay?"
Wang Lu said: "This issue can be discussed later, but the problem now is that apart from preaching cross talk, they don't know how to talk about other cross talk."
"Then don't ask them to perform."
Wang Lu shrugged: "Then they will starve to death. These actors are actually very poor. Except for this kind of cross talk that is not funny, they don't know any other kind of cross talk at all. Before I found them to participate in the opening ceremony, they Most of them are struggling to survive in their respective art circles. Fortunately, the monarchs of some countries like art, so they can still hang out in some places to make a living... But in fact, there are also cross talkers who are not even qualified to be affiliated, and really starve to death. Where's the actor?"
"Then what?"
"Then, I think this opening ceremony is an opportunity to present their situation to the public. Believe me, these talents are more representative of the overall situation of cross talk in mainland Kyushu than those cross talk actors who have gained fame and fortune."
"So what?"
Wang Lu said: "This opening ceremony is our Ten Thousand Immortals League showing you all kinds of Kyushu today. Rather than blindly showing off, I would rather let you see a real Kyushu mainland. In fact, you don't think these actors and Do we look alike?"
"oh?"
Wang Lu pointed to an actor on the stage who was trying his best to express his lines: "Look at him, although there is only one line, at least at the moment when he performs, that line is all he has, and he will do his best."
Xuan Mo glanced at the field coldly: "The expression is stiff, and the lines were mispronounced. Is this what he did his best?"
"Yeah, it's not worth mentioning to you and me, but that's all they have."
While speaking, Wang Lu waved his hand, and saw a sudden change in the scene in the competition arena. In addition to the cross talk of hundreds of people, there are many more pictures.
Xuan Mo's heart just trembled.
According to the regulations, no one is allowed to participate in the show. Wang Lu just waved his hand to bring out many scenes. It's not because he used some magical spells, but... He has already set the time
In other words, does he even count the conversation at this moment
But soon she didn't have time to think about these things, because the scenes in the venue had already spread out.
It records the daily life of those cross talk actors.
An unbearable daily routine. In a simple thatched hut, a ragged woman said hoarsely, "Old Zhang, the second brother and sister-in-law came again yesterday."
The man named Lao Zhang frowned: "Are you here to ask for money again? I have told them that I will definitely pay it back. As long as Zhang Yuanwai holds another cross talk show, I can earn money and pay them back."
The woman just sighed: "When will Yuanwai Zhang hold another cross talk meeting? And even if we do it again, will he invite you to go? Didn't the last show not be funny at all?"
Lao Zhang patted the table angrily: "I stole jokes from a well-known master in the county, how could it not be funny? And it's entertaining and entertaining. Isn't the young master of Zhang Yuan's family just lawless, do you need someone to persuade him to be kind?" ?”
The woman opened her mouth, but did not speak.
Lao Zhang became even more angry: "I know what you want to say, entertaining is useless, right? The jokes I learned aren't funny, right? Just wait, I can come up with funny jokes in these two days"
Then the picture changed, but it was Lao Zhang who was stammering by a desolate river: "Then, then the young man turned his head quickly. It doesn't matter if he turns his head. Guess what? He, he saw him wife."
After finishing speaking, Lao Zhang was stunned for a while, looked at the gurgling river, scratched his unkempt hair, and repeated it again.
"It doesn't matter if you turn your head. Guess what, he saw him, his wife."
After being silent for a while, Lao Zhang repeated that sentence again: "He saw his wife..."
Speaking of this, even he himself can clearly feel how boring this line is.
Saw his wife, so what? what's funny? There should be, should there be? But if there is, why no one laughs, why no one laughs when I talk about cross talk
I just want to talk about a cross talk, I just want to hear others laugh why, why can't...
"Hahaha"
Suddenly, he raised his head and laughed loudly. The laughter echoed in the surrounding area, as if joyful, but always bleak. And halfway through the laugh, Lao Zhang couldn't help crying
"Why, why isn't it funny at all, why?"
And then, the story ended here, and the scene changed, but it was a close-up of an actor on the stage who was reading his lines.
It is Lao Zhang, but compared to the story, he looks much more energetic now, wearing a brand-new plain robe without patches, his beard and hair have been carefully trimmed, the whole person seems to be ten years younger, even the wrinkles on his face It all seems to have been smoothed out.
Although he only had one line, at this moment, he poured everything into this line.
"It doesn't matter if you turn your head, guess what? He saw his wife, hahahaha"
At the last sentence, six or seven hundred people on the field laughed in unison.
On the rostrum, Xuan Mo was stunned.
Outside the competition arena, the audience who watched the program through the rebroadcast signboard were also shocked.
What is going on with this shocking reversal? Why did the light of humanity suddenly shine on those clumsy cross talk actors
If the previous group crosstalk performance was just a disgusting farce, then looking at Lao Zhang's smiling face now, people suddenly feel a little more warm and gratified in their hearts. Some people even couldn't help but slightly raise the corners of their mouths.
Wang Lu said proudly: "Look, the audience has given this show the most fair evaluation with their facial expressions."
"Is this kind of approval that is completely out of sympathy and pity worthy of pride? This... is simply a fraud."
Wang Lu said: "How can it be a fraud, Lao Zhang is really just a clumsy craftsman, I just showed his clumsiness properly."
"This artistically painted display is inherently unreal"
"You also know that this is a show. This is a big show, a program, not a news interview. Don't you think it's ridiculous that you question me that I shouldn't use artistic expression?"
Xuan Mo was at a loss for words, especially when she saw that the pure-hearted earth immortals around her were deeply infected and began to laugh along with the laughter of the cross talk actors on the stage, she really had nothing to say.
"Well, this time you win." I752
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