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"The exclusive secret recipe handed down from the ancestors, Liu's sauced meat, a spirit stone and an altar"
"The best flying sword enlightened by Shangxian, reluctantly give up love, don't miss this opportunity and never come back again"
"The secret code of practice passed down by the real person of Huashen, the price of 50,000 spirit stones is the same"
In the third district of B, on the wide square, all kinds of people run all kinds of businesses, ranging from Lingbao secrets to daily necessities, rice, oil and salt. Enthusiastic businessmen, passers-by, and spectators who stop and watch... All kinds of people set off this empty space created by the immortals to make it extraordinarily noisy and bustling.
It has been three months since the opening of the City of Immortals, and tens of millions of people have entered this dreamy city one after another, and then they are like seeds taking root and sprouting here, and then the branches and leaves are flourishing. B3 District is just a small microcosm of a larger background.
Of course, for many people, the world of District B and III is vast enough to be worth all their efforts to manage and explore.
"Little mouse, have you found the three golden vine leaves I wanted?"
"It won't be until the afternoon at the earliest. Don't rush, I can't make golden vine leaves for you if you rush me to death. And it's only half a day. Where do you want me to find you golden vine leaves?"
"Hmph, don't forget that you still need me to boil your Eight Desolation Soup for you, which delays my business. You will never think about cultivating immortals again in this life."
"I get it, I get it, there's no need to repeat it day after day, you dead face, why didn't you find you were so long-winded when you were in the suburbs? Well, I'm going to go shopping outside, so you can take care of your house. Shouldn't you find a chance to take a shower? The whole house smells of you."
"Hurry up and get out"
After escaping from the dark and damp semi-basement, the young man took a long breath, feeling that his lungs were filled with fresh air again, he turned somersault comfortably, and then unfolded a cunning and clever smile.
The boy was Shu Si who came here on a whim three months ago.
After he was rescued by Wang Lu, he lived in Qunxian City. The residence in the 17th District of Jia provided a daily necessities. But soon he found that the vast world outside was more interesting than eating and sleeping in the room.
The City of Immortals is full of fairy fates. Those high-ranking monks can be seen everywhere here, and the density is even better than that of Fengdu City. Shu Si had always fantasized that he could be accepted as a closed disciple by some venerable immortal, and from then on, he would embark on the supreme immortal road and be at ease.
However, after wandering around the city of immortals for several days, he realized that his thoughts were too simple. At the beginning, he failed to meet his fairy fate in Fengdu City, but now it is just as difficult in Qunxian City. There are quite a few high and respected immortals, but none of them are interested in him. The red-and-white monk he met on the first day was undoubtedly a good person, but he soon realized that the red-and-white monk was far from him, and he might never see him again in this life... Moreover, although he was famous, he was also controversial. Enemies are everywhere, if I rashly say that I have a relationship with him, I am afraid that I will suffer from it.
Shu Si wandered around the City of Immortals for a few days, and he didn't find much fairy fate. Instead, he saw how approachable the monks are. Many monks are willing to condescend to talk to mortals like him, and the lines are generally: "Go away, brat", "Don't get in the way, mortals, be careful not to kill you", "Don't you have eyes when you walk?", "Hey, there are a few living souls missing from the ghost stick of the old man. I wonder if you are interested. Come in and play?" Enthusiastic words like that.
Perhaps he really should have resigned to his fate a long time ago - he is not the lucky one who is gifted with spiritual roots.
In desperation, Shu Si had no choice but to keep his feet on the ground, and found the person closest to him in the world of cultivating immortals—the dead face who sold his stolen goods. Although the identity of the dead face is mysterious, it is undoubtedly a monk with spells. Shu Si found him, and after a lot of hard work, he finally got that dead face to point out a way: artificial spiritual root.
If you don't have natural spiritual roots and want to cultivate immortals, artificial spiritual roots are the only way. Perhaps many high-ranking sects don't like it very much, but it is an indisputable fact that artificial spiritual roots are becoming more and more popular in the Kyushu Continent today. It's just that artificial spiritual roots that are worthless to many monks are too expensive and too rare for mortals
Fortunately, Dead Face happened to have a pair of Eight Wilderness Soup that he bought not long ago, which is a middle-grade product among the artificial spiritual roots. After taking it, he will have a middle-low-grade spiritual root. Meng Qiyu may be able to break through the golden core.
This decoction was not cheap, at least for Shu Si, it was a sky-high price that he would never be able to match in his whole life, but he also happened to have a sky-high price item in his hand - the tracing compass given to him by Wang Lu.
Although the compass has an extraordinary meaning to him, the young man who grew up alone in the alley knows the principle of flexibility. He mortgaged the compass to Dead Face, and then promised to work for him, using his wages to redeem the compass. Dead Face was silent for a long time, and finally agreed to him.
Shu Si laughed in his heart at that time, he really saw the right person, although the dead face looks cold and indifferent, in fact, he has a good heart.
It's just that, Shu Si, who was used to idleness since he was a child, found it difficult to persevere in a job. In the first few days, he was diligent and diligent. .
For example, now, nominally, he is going to the market in District B to scan for goods—that is, to pick up some bargains. But he soon ran to watch the play under the signboard in the middle.
This is also one of the important entertainment activities for many residents of Qunxian City recently.
"Today is supposed to be about the parting of Zheng Shiliu and his lover... Zheng Shiliu's show is the most exciting in the past few days. It would be a pity to miss it."
While muttering, Shu Si sat down under a tree in the square and looked up at the sky.
"If you don't believe me, let me tell you a joke about Xiyi people's New Year greetings, and you will know what's going on."
"I really don't believe it, you tell me, what's going on?"
In the center of the square, a huge sign board hung down. It was originally written with the words B and III, but now it was replaced by the spell of water curtain projection. In the water curtain, hundreds of actors in plain robes performed a program called group cross talk one by one.
This group crosstalk has been performed day and night for two months.
In the past two months, the number of comedians who appeared successively exceeded 30,000, and they were all unsatisfactory entertainers who Wang Lu used the power of the Ten Thousand Immortals League to recruit from various places in the Kyushu mainland in the shortest possible time. Most of these people used to live on the starvation line and were impoverished, but now they are fortunate enough to participate in the opening ceremony of the Immortal Competition and reach the sky in one step. These people formed a group of six or seven hundred, made up a total of fifty groups, and then took turns on stage. A complete rotation takes about three days. For these actors, the work intensity is not high, and it is not difficult to maintain it.
Cross talk itself is boring. Cross talk that is full of educational significance but no joke sounds like a kind of torture at all. However, besides cross talk, the stories that reflect the life of the characters are extremely attractive.
It stands to reason that this kind of performance that is not new and insincere will soon be strongly resisted by the audience, but Wang Lu has a pair of ingenious hands, and he has transformed this group of cross talkers into super popular people. programme.
Every time a group of actors enters the stage, countless images will emerge on the stage to show the bits and pieces of their lives, and one of them will be highlighted. In the first round, Lao Zhang was the one who enjoyed the highlight treatment, and behind him was a young man who looked dull and taciturn.
The story of this young man is different from that of Lao Zhang. He was not a cross talk actor, but his younger brother is, and he is so talented that he can make people laugh out loud. It's a pity that heaven is jealous of talents, his younger brother died of a sudden illness when he was 20 years old, and his biggest regret when he died was that he loved cross talk so much, but the road of cross talk has just begun and is about to end, and he will never be able to hear it again The laughter of the audience can no longer see those sincere smiling faces, and he still has a lot of ideas about cross talk, and he has created many jokes, but he can no longer show them to everyone.
After that, the young man buried his younger brother, sold his family property, and began to study cross talk hard. Although it was half the effort, he persevered, and only hoped that one day he could tell these jokes to the world himself, and then live instead of his younger brother.
This young man who lives in the shadow of his younger brother has won the sympathy of many people. Although he has a dull temperament and mediocre eloquence, he has a handsome appearance and melancholy eyes. And the sincere relationship between him and his younger brother, especially many intimate moments in life - such as brothers rubbing each other's backs in the bath, hugging each other to keep each other warm in the cold wind... has made countless female audiences crazy about it, and that The ratings of the first episode of group comic talk are also quite good.
... Stories like this have emerged endlessly in the past two months, and their manifestations have also evolved rapidly.
At the beginning, the program was just a simple clip of a person's life. Later, it was found that some complicated stories were difficult to explain clearly in just half an hour, so the form of serialization was born. If a story has not finished playing this round, then wait for the same group of people to come up in rotation three days later, and continue playing the last time. This provides a richer space for the performance of the story, so there are more twists and turns and bizarre stories...
Gradually, group cross talk became popular in Qunxian City. No matter which district it is, the most important way for people to entertain is to look up and watch the stories belonging to cross talk actors.
Today's group happened to be the turn to broadcast the story of Zheng Shiliu, which is also the most popular story in recent times.
(I wish you all a happy Christmas Eve and look forward to drinking your full moon wine in the next month) I752
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