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"Recently, Luo Xiao's stupid bird is quite safe, and the people who hurt him are a little bored."
Xianwu district is still the quiet courtyard, Wang Lu put down the pen in his hand, with a look of endless thoughts and endless aftertaste.
As the secretary, Hai Yunfan had to remind him: "Wang Lu, now there are about a hundred people working overtime with you outside, so don't take the lead."
Wang Lu sneered: "Hundred people work overtime and need me, the boss, to be busy. It only shows that they are incompetent. According to the principle of survival of the fittest, they should all be fired. In order to keep their jobs, I had to sneak around while I was busy. gone."
Hai Yunfan immediately wanted to stop writing. Wang Lu, a single bird, takes the office as his home anyway, so it doesn't matter if hemorrhoids come from working overtime. But he has a wife, and during this period of time, he works overtime with Wang Lu every day, and Feifei has already complained a little.
However, if he told the truth, Wang Lu would definitely suggest that he find some strong men to comfort Feifei. This bitch has always been vicious towards married people.
After thinking about it, Hai Yunfan said, "You look more and more like your master now."
Wang Lu immediately slammed his pen: "Who is like that bitch? I have worked so hard for the Ten Thousand Immortals League. I can be a role model for the world and a teacher for all generations. Don't be blind to Mount Tai."
"Taishan, please don't touch the fish... This god-level team battle will start in five days, and the plan is only half done so far. It's really..."
Wang Lu waved his hand: "Don't worry, it will definitely be finished before the start of the battle, you just need to make sure that the deduction of the details made by the overtime men outside the house is correct."
Hai Yunfan sighed: "Those overtime men are the elite forces of various sects who are proficient in derivation, and they have been reviewed many times, so there will be no mistakes. The problem is that your deadline cannot be stuck on the day before the start of the war. After the plan is made, at least it will give people time to adapt, right? This is the most important match since the start of the Immortals Competition. Even the real leader of your Spirit Sword Sect will take action, so you should be more dedicated."
Wang Lu said: "It is because of my professionalism that I will carefully craft the plan, otherwise I will just write a three-character mantra and the deadline will be ten days ago."
Hai Yunfan was slightly curious: "Three-character mantra?"
"How about Yu Yujiujiu Sansancaocaocao? Is it concise and to the point, effectively covering all the situations that may be encountered in team battles?"
"..." Hai Yunfan sighed, ignored Wang Lu, and concentrated on the matter at hand. And after Wang Lu caught enough fish, he also began to seriously draft a battle plan.
Five days later, the five-person team battle at the level of the gods will officially start in the martial arts arena in the first district of the immortals. This is the highest-level martial arts battle in the past few months since the start of the immortal competition, and there is no room for loss.
The candidates for the battle had been determined long ago. Spirit Sword Master Fengyin led the team, and the other four super-grade sects each sent one person, and then carefully selected five substitutes to form a ten-member team.
In terms of personal strength, this ten-person team can basically represent the highest level of the Ten Thousand Immortals League. It is very difficult to further strengthen it. Therefore, if you want to improve your chances of winning, you have to work hard before the battle, and this will also be For the first time since the Ten Thousand Immortals League started, they really went all out.
The cheerleading project, which was regarded as a joke by many people before, is officially ready to be implemented. The alchemy furnaces of the various sects have been operating at full capacity in the past few days, and secret medicines, immortal medicines and even banned medicines are constantly being refined. Shengjing Xianmen opened the treasure house of the sect, allowing contestants to borrow magic weapons...
What can be done has basically been done to the extreme, and only Wang Lu's battle plan has not yet been released, which really makes many people feel anxious.
But people also know that, given the importance of this plan, it is inevitable that Wang Lu will be slow to deliver work.
The burden is too heavy.
This group of God Transformation Masters are well-known in the Kyushu Continent, but in the Immortal Competition, they are not as easy to use as those Golden Elixirs. At least there are such heaven-defying talents as Wang Wu and Wang Lu in Jindan. Among the Transforming Gods, only Feng Yin could have a slight chance of winning in a one-on-one battle, and the rest of them could not compete against the Earth Immortal at all.
And this gap will be more obvious in team battles - the ancient earth immortals joined forces to fight against the fallen immortals, what kind of formation has not been seen before? What kind of danger have you never experienced? Their teamwork is by no means comparable to the improvised grassroots team of the Ten Thousand Immortals League.
Personal strength and teamwork are not as good as the opponent, how to fight this battle? In fact, everyone has considered this issue, but no one has considered a result. Wang Lu said that he probably has a solution, and people were even more amazed by it, so they threw the burden on him.
Fighting out a glimmer of hope from the impossible, this is what Wang Lu has to do now.
I don't know how long it took, when Hai Yunfan started to feel his head swell, there was the sound of a pen hitting the table next to him.
Turning his head, seeing Wang Lu put down the pen in his hand with a face of relief, Hai Yunfan was quite pleasantly surprised.
"Completed? The second half seems to be going well."
Wang Lu nodded: "Yes, I have thought of a way to cut the mess quickly."
"Quick and messy?" Hai Yunfan was pleasantly surprised at first, but then suddenly had an ominous premonition. He had spent a lot of time with Wang Lu, and felt that what he said would definitely not be the result he wanted.
Sure enough, the next moment, Wang Lu's words made Hai Yunfan's chest tight, and his blood surged.
"I decided to overthrow and redo the previous plan."
With that said, Wang Lu burned the most critical pages in his hand.
"..." Hai Yunfan's canthus was completely cracked, and he used his martial arts forcefully, using almost real energy to move Qi and blood, so he didn't spit out blood.
Wang Lu explained: "I did the calculation myself just now. According to the normal method, no matter how I calculate it, the odds of winning are zero."
Seeing that Hai Yunfan still looked angry, Wang Lu had no choice but to continue to explain: "Deduction is not omnipotent. Even if your Tianlun Zhenjun counts, it is impossible for a mortal to win Hetu. The situation we are facing now Almost, the gap in strength is too big, it cannot be made up by derivation, not to mention that the opponent is not without derivation, the calculation ability of Suanxian is stronger than Tianlun Zhenjun, and of course much stronger than me. His only weakness It’s just that I can’t figure it out, but if I don’t play this time, he will be much less disturbing.”
Hai Yunfan said: "We have known about these situations for a long time...but you did not choose to give up before, and you said that although the situation is difficult, there is still a chance of winning, so so many of us are willing to help you, why are you so sudden now? Give up again?"
Wang Lu said: "I thought there was a glimmer of hope before, because the overtime guys outside made a calculation mistake."
"… What?"
Wang Lu beckoned, and touched a few manuscript papers full of calculation formulas out of thin air: "This is a report on the effect calculation of the Xianglong Formation. It tells me that there are seventeen spells that can achieve five times the special effects in the Xianglong Formation. I Based on this, I designed a set of serial killing formations. If you are lucky, you can instantly kill one of the opponents when you receive the group. Then you can fight five times and four times. But the five times special effect of Xianglong formation is really amazing. It’s really doubtful, but Xianglong Formation is the untold secret of Junhuang Mountain, and the core formula has not been made public. I was busy calculating other things at the time, so I had no choice but to believe it. Over and over again, I finally determined that the idiot of Junhuangshan must have miscalculated the decimal point when providing the core formula, and a certain key value was misestimated by ten times. The actual result is not as much as five times. Very good"
Hai Yunfan was taken aback when he heard the words, and quickly grabbed the calculation paper to examine it carefully, but after a long while, he was at a loss.
Wang Lu withdrew the calculation paper in contempt: "Is this the elite talent of the Ten Thousand Arts Immortal Sect?"
Hai Yunfan coughed: "I'm the secretary, not a calculator... In short, do you think the people from Junhuangshan gave the wrong data?"
Wang Lu said: "It shouldn't be intentional. Junhuang Mountain is not good at precise calculations. The Xianglong formation is an ancient formation. I am afraid that no one has asked them to refine and digitize the various effects of the formation before. But this time the construction period If you're nervous, it's inevitable that some mistakes will be made during the process. I think those overtime workers from the Army Emperor Mountain also tried their best, and Xiang Liang came here to be a supervisor with full sincerity. It's just that the barbarians have limited intelligence... "
Hai Yunfan said: "... Your sect discrimination is too naked, isn't it?"
"There is no discrimination, I treat everyone equally. In front of you, a disciple of Wanfa, criticize Junhuangshan for his limited intelligence, and in front of disciples of Junhuangshan, I will also laugh at disciples of Wanfa as pussies."
"I rely on you to treat everyone equally?" Hai Yunfan couldn't laugh or cry, but soon he really couldn't laugh.
"Wang Lu, now that the plan is void, should we give up this match?"
Wang Lu said: "Of course I won't give up. So many people are staring at me. Now I'm saying that the calculation error plan is invalidated and the reputation is ruined. What about the expenses that were reimbursed earlier?"
Hai Yunfan asked in surprise: "You chose not to give up because of this reason? Wait, what happened to the reimbursement? I don't know at all."
Wang Lu said: "Of course I can't let you know if you haven't gone through the formal process... Anyway, don't worry, I will come up with an alternative plan as soon as possible."
Hai Yunfan asked: "...What about those people outside? Tell them to leave?"
"Of course not. You don't need a third person to know about the abolishment of the original plan. Nowadays, people generally have poor psychological quality. If they know more, they are afraid that there will be shitty things like Tianshulou. What's more, the new plan also requires coolies. Help with the calculation, let them continue to stick to their posts and serve the Ten Thousand Immortals League."
Hai Yunfan sighed, and wanted to ignore Wang Lu and continue working, but he didn't know what else he could do with a plan that had been canceled? I want to go home to find a wife, but I feel irresponsible to let go of more than a hundred colleagues, and I am really entangled.
Seeing him depressed, Wang Lu smiled and said, "I'll give you a difficult mission, the new plan can be used."
Hai Yunfan said, "What?"
"Help me prepare the death compensation plan in advance, ten people need it."
"The pension plan?" Hai Yunfan was stunned at the time, "You are..."
"You don't think that there is no need to die in this team battle, do you?" Wang Lu's voice was clear and cold, "Even if the idiot mistake of Junhuang Mountain didn't happen, my plan was executed perfectly, and the five people who played in the end would at least die Two people. If you change to a new plan, even if the group is destroyed, it is not uncommon. I know that Huashen Daoist usually has means of resurrecting the dead, but can you guarantee that those means will be effective in the arena?"
When Hai Yunfan heard this, he suddenly asked a question.
"Why doesn't it work?"
Wang Lu was also taken aback when he heard the words, and then frowned tightly.
"Yeah, why doesn't it work?"
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