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"Elope?" Zun Di Liu was stunned for a moment, "What are you kidding?"
While speaking, she waved her hand to clear away all the idlers and others.
"You're not kidding, are you?"
During ten years of getting along day and night, whether he likes it or not, Di Liuzun has become one of the people who know Wang Lu best in the world today. Although most of Wang Lu's words seem absurd, sometimes he is joking, and sometimes he Be serious.
As for the whereabouts of Bai Ze and Xuan Mo, Wang Lu seemed to be serious.
"Although I also hope this is a joke, but I'm afraid it's not that simple." Bringing up this topic, Wang Lu also seemed a little dissatisfied, "Actually, you should be the most aware of this matter, because you have to bear considerable responsibility, as a The head of the Earth Immortal, you are really not qualified."
Venerable Di Liu was a little annoyed: "Yes, I am not a truly qualified leader, otherwise Sun Buping would not have been able to take the position so smoothly back then. Before he achieved great success, I took the initiative to give way to him... But Xuan Mo and What does Bai Ze's elopement have to do with me?"
Wang Lu looked at Emperor Liuzun, and pondered for a moment: "For the sake of our special training for so many years! Let me just say that you don't mind?"
Emperor Di Liu said impatiently: "Say"
Wang Lu was silent for a while, calmed down, tried not to show contempt, and then said, "Do you know that Xuan Mo has always liked Sun Buping?"
"What?" Zun Di Liu's eyes widened, with an expression of accidentally hitting a dog, "What did you say?"
"... I really don't know, I know that with your low EQ, you are completely blind."
"What on earth are you trying to say? Please explain clearly." Venerable Emperor Liu was very annoyed when he was attacked personally, "Why am I so inferior and blind? By the way, what is EQ?"
"Modern vocabulary generally refers to the ability to communicate with others. You can tell that your EQ is not high when you look like you have no friends... In short, Xuan Mo once had a crush on Sun Buping, but because Sun Buping already had you as his wife, she had no choice but to Keep your feelings in your heart. As one of the parties involved, you probably don't know anything about it."
Emperor Liuzun recalled it very hard, and then looked embarrassed: "I... really don't know, no one told me that back then."
"Who dares to tell you?" Wang Lu shook his head, "In short, Xuan Mo's crush on Sun Buping failed, which has laid a hidden danger for the current elopement incident."
"Wait, I don't understand. Since she likes Sun Buping, why did she elope with Bai Ze? It doesn't make sense." Emperor Di Liuzun said, and asked again, "Or, these two things are actually necessarily related , but I can't understand?"
Wang Lu said: "Of course there is no necessary connection... All of this will be caused by many chances and coincidences, but the biggest reason is the transfer of feelings and self-defeating. She has a crush on Sun Buping but dare not reveal it. The biggest reason is you. Although you have an emotional intelligence A little lower, but the light is too bright."
"Wait, I was keeping a low profile back then."
"A girl in love is very sensitive. Of course, she knows how much better you are than her. She has no confidence in surpassing you in any aspect. So she can't even raise hostility towards you, but correspondingly, her heart Sadness has been accumulating, not only hating my incompetence, but also annoyed at Sun Buping's incomprehensible style. Speaking of which, Sun Buping must have had many confidante back then, right?"
Di Liuzun looked puzzled: "What kind of confidante?"
"... Sure enough, after meeting you, those confidantes scattered like birds and beasts. But this is obviously not the correct way to deal with it. It is no wonder that Xuan Mo has a knot in his heart for thousands of years, and he has brewed the spirit of heaven and earth and chaos and purgatory. Schizophrenia... In short, to put it simply, Xuan Mo hates Sun Buping out of love, and abandons himself to himself."
"And then?" Venerable Di Liu became more and more impatient, "Walking around, what's going on?"
"Based on the two reasons just now, she gradually fell in love with Bai Ze." Wang Lu then went straight to the point, "Bai Ze should be regarded as the most unpleasant character in the team at that time, although his strength is still top-notch , but spouting like a mad dog without thinking, it must be the cause of all grievances, right?"
"That bastard? Huh, if Sun Buping didn't stop me, I would have killed him long ago."
"Right? Bai Ze plays the worst and most low-level role, but he is always by Sun Buping's side. Then it is reasonable for Xuan Mo to choose Bai Ze as the object of his crush when he gave up on himself."
"... Where is it reasonable?"
"There is a similar case. The prince of a certain small country is romantic and passionate, so his first wife found a beggar out of revenge, played all the tricks she wanted to play but had no chance to play, and gave birth to a son … Now Xuanmo has such a mentality, tsk, the so-called human emotions are so unpredictable
"This, is this the so-called EQ?" Zun Di Liu was really shocked, "Then I would rather not have EQ."
"Well said, you are indeed a fellow practitioner with me for ten years." Wang Lu said as he found two wine glasses from nowhere, "Yu Cup?"
"... Don't digress, now I know that Xuan Mo is with Bai Ze, but this is not the reason for her to leave the team at will and refuse to accept the management"
Wang Lu nodded: "That's right, rules are rules, but I personally suggest that the punishment of the two of them might as well be delayed."
Di Liuzun asked: "Why? Strictly enforce the rules and regulations, isn't that what you said back then?"
Wang Lu narrowed his eyes: "That's the exact words I asked you to explain to the Earth Immortals. They are used to restrain individuals with superior strength like them. They are not used to restrain me, the number one person in Kyushu. Any rules and regulations , is invalid for those who made it, you should be very clear about this truth, right? After all, he is also the king of earth immortals."
Venerable Di Liu snorted dissatisfiedly: "There is no such content in my way of king."
"So you are not considered a qualified king... Well, I have a reason for doing this. Bai Ze didn't want to be under my jurisdiction at the beginning. Considering that his existence is no longer necessary, I didn't care about him. But Xuan Mo's situation is different. No matter how many reasons she deserted the organization and went to Bai Ze alone, she must have a sense of guilt in her heart. But at this time, when she rashly went to arrest them and came back, the guilt would easily turn into anger. It's better to wait for her to be arrested by herself. Overwhelmed by guilt, I ran back crying and begged for forgiveness."
"Uh, will it be that easy?"
"Of course she will. She eloped with Bai Ze out of self-abandonment, but this kind of emotion will not last long. After all, the princess's good match is a prince, not a beggar. It may be fun to show frequent tricks for a while, but when the tricks are over, people It is always necessary to live. What can she get by being with Bai Ze? What can Bai Ze give her? She will come back after all. At that time, the sense of guilt broke out completely, and she was pinched by others. Let her go east and not go west , isn't it great?"
After hearing this, Venerable Emperor Liu felt that his brain was a bit out of control: "This... is all your calculation, is it part of the so-called emotional intelligence?"
"Let's put it that way."
"Tsk, it seems that you are really amazing. Even Sun Buping couldn't straighten out these messy things back then. Although I don't understand why, I often see him showing distressed expressions. For him It's rare, because Sun Buping never felt so distressed even in the most desperate time of the war...
Wang Lu shrugged: "I don't want to either. It's more fun to be a carefree little girl like you, but there's nothing I can do if I have experienced too many things."
"Have you experienced many things? You are not yet sixty years old, are you? In your realm, you are like a baby."
Wang Lu smiled and said, "Sixty? You underestimate me too much. Although I can't compare with you who have spent thousands of years, the messy bits and pieces of past life and present life add up to hundreds of years. Especially for a while, I was obsessed with Traveling, I have gained a lot of knowledge in many worlds, and I have seen a lot of things between men and women. I remember once I met a confidante who ignored all men in the world. His EQ and skills were higher than yours. Where did you go, she and I... Cough, forget it. In short, I suggest that the matter of Xuan Mo and Bai Ze be put aside for the time being. We will settle the account when they come back."
"... Do you think this is enough to deal with?"
Wang Lu nodded: "That's enough."
Emperor Di Liu took a deep look at Wang Lu: "Speaking of which, the theory of elopement is just your speculation..."
"I've decided to trust my theory. Well, is there anything else? My daily rounds aren't over yet."
Emperor Di Liu shook his head: "You can do whatever you want."
After Emperor Liuzun left, Wang Lu's expression immediately sank. He took out a round mirror from the mustard bag and spoke softly.
"Kong Zhang, are you there?"
After a while, the rigid face of a monk in Shengjing appeared on the round mirror.
"What are your orders?"
"Help me check these two people." Wang Lu said, stretching out his hand to draw three-dimensional heads of Xuan Mo and Bai Ze in the air.
"Xuan Mo, Bai Ze? Isn't this someone from the Earth Immortal camp?" Kong Zhang frowned, "This is not within my scope of authority."
"It's okay, I'll give you a temporary authorization. I can't trust the people on Earth Immortal's side with this matter, so I can only ask you. It may not be an important matter. Basically, it should be just a young couple eloping or something, but it can't be done." Rule out other possibilities. In short, try to keep an eye on them, and report any changes in time. If it’s just a general elopement, then find a chance to take a few intimate photos, lest they come back and turn their faces and deny anyone.”
"Understood."
So the round mirror dimmed, Wang Lu sighed, and crushed the mirror casually.
With his status at this time, it stands to reason that he should order the world to follow, but Shengjing Xianmen is the strongest sect of cultivating immortals in Kyushu after all, and their resources are not so easy to mobilize. With Wang Lu's current status, it would be very difficult for him to skip the Hetu Taoist and directly contact Kong Zhang. The round mirror just now was used less once. But after all, it was aimed at the things of the earth immortals, so he didn't think it was a waste.
"Seven times in the sky, there is no result. You two... It's best to elope obediently, and don't make any more troubles."
At the same time, in Qishan, Zhongzhou, a young girl lowered her raised arms.
"Tsk, it's become so difficult to cover the sky. I have regressed a lot after living in the house for ten years... But I think it's worth it to read so many good books."
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