Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Chapter 89: You perverts are all going to die!

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When little Ling'er regained consciousness, she found that she was already standing outside the courtyard wall, still wearing that exquisite long skirt, and the water vapor after bathing had not completely dissipated, but... with her back against the setting sun , the slender figure cast in front of him looked so lonely and sad.

After being dazed for a while, little Ling'er's dull mind gradually brewed emotions, a strange smile hung on the corner of the girl's mouth, and then she strode towards a certain direction in the county town.

At the same time, Wang Lu and Wen Bao squatted in a remote alley, each holding pancakes and cooked meat, feasting on them.

"Senior Brother Wang Lu, do you think Sister Ling is... really okay?"

Wang Lu swallowed the meatloaf in his mouth, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, women are born actors. Didn't an errand runner come to confirm your identity just now? It can be seen that she has already penetrated into the enemy's interior, and she will probably be able to make meritorious deeds soon. .”

"... It's just that I always feel that Sister Ling has made a great sacrifice."

"What is there to sacrifice? She won't be taken advantage of by others. On the contrary, she will be praised by all the stars and regarded as a fairy descending to the earth. That guy must be very happy! You know, no one has praised her on Lingjian Mountain. As beautiful as a flower?"

Wen Bao thought for a while: "Really...why? In fact, Sister Ling is really pretty."

Wang Lu sneered and said, "What's the use of being beautiful? The temperament is there, it's hard for people to see her as a woman, just like my master, objectively speaking, she is also a beauty? Let alone a woman, you will Do you see her as a human being?"

"... This is true."

"Right? But as long as Xiao Ling'er is willing to act, it's okay to fool a mountain hooligan. I must say..." Wang Lu frowned, "It means that the figure is a bit monobolic, but these days the perverted lolicon Don't want too much, maybe that cunt will just take her mouth! Poorness is a rare value, hahahaha!"

Although Wen Bao didn't understand it very well, seeing his senior brother laughing happily, he laughed along with him, but stopped in the middle of the laugh.

At the entrance of the alley, a young girl was leaning against the setting sun, casting a slender shadow, which happened to cover his vision.

It was as if night had fallen.

Wang Lu raised his head, saw the girl, and was about to smile and say welcome, but the next moment...

"Wang Lu, I'm going to kill you!"

With astonishing power, the girl stepped forward, her figure was like lightning, and she punched Wang Lu's face heavily. boom! The boy flew out like a cannonball, and with a bang, he was printed on a dirt wall.

Hitting people with energy is like hanging a painting, what a freehand figure painting!

"...So that's the case, I didn't expect things to change like this.

With heavy dark circles under his eyes, Wang Lu made a heartbroken expression and sighed.

Just now, Xiao Ling'er recounted her experiences in the other courtyard full of humiliation - of course, Wen Bao had already been driven away, and it was Wang Lu and her who had a private conversation. This lifelong history of humiliation, if one more person knows about it, one more person's mouth will be wiped out!

Wang Lu was also dumbfounded when he heard the great change. No matter how professional and adventurous he was, he would never have imagined that things would have such a dramatic change. That old cunt was not only lustful, but also perverted! No product!

How dare you discriminate against flat breasts! It's against you!

Wang Lu then sighed: "Sister Ling, I really wronged you... Poof!"

Originally, he was going to try to comfort the traumatized girl, but he couldn't help but laugh out loud afterward.

Of course, the result was that Sister Ling was hung on the wall again.

"Laugh again, and I'll beat you until you, the culprit, can't remember anything!

Wang Lu touched the other dark circle, and said with restraint: "Stop laughing, I've deeply realized my mistakes... I will definitely make sincere compensation when I go back."

Little Ling'er gritted her teeth: "Who wants you to make it up! How can you make it up!?"

Wang Lu thought for a while: "Actually, I know that there are a few folk remedies that can increase breast size. Sister Ling, you..." Bang! Walking down from the wall for the third time, Wang Lu sighed helplessly: "Sister Ling, are you going to practice the magic brush and Ma Liang's magic skills? No matter what happens, I won't really become a second dimension!"

"I, I..." Xiao Ling'er was also a little tongue-tied, because seriously, Wang Lu just couldn't figure it out, and didn't intend to harm her. But the resentment in my heart is hard to calm down, so what should I do

Wang Lu grimaced: "Of course it's the wrongdoer and the debtor. Find the real culprit to take revenge."

Little Ling'er lost her interest: "How to get there? The infiltration plan failed."

Wang Lu was also in a bit of a dilemma: "Yeah, I didn't expect that guy to be so perverted and shallow, and he doesn't have normal aesthetics at all... If you don't take this path, it's really difficult to enter the mansion. Wen Bao and I are not good at stealth and change." monk.

Xiao Ling'er snorted: "If you don't make it to the front, I'm tired of going around like this."

Wang Luxin said that you are upset because I am afraid there is another reason... When you were asked to betray your appearance in the first place, weren't you also very happy

However, if he really wanted to play head-on... Wang Lu still hesitated. With the current lineup, against a six-star and a four-star, it is possible to win, but it is difficult to catch the opponent.

And if you can't catch it, this blow is equivalent to scaring the snake, and it will be difficult to find the general altar again in the future, to catch the leader and so on. And after this time, it is also likely to trigger the other party's revenge, complicating the situation.

If possible, it is best to attack secretly, because until now, the biggest advantage they have is still that the enemy is open and we are hidden.

So the question came back to the original point, how to sneak into the mansion and catch those two prostitutes

Beauty tricks are the most effective, but unfortunately the proprietress is good-looking and not in good shape, and apart from the proprietress, where can I find someone who is good-looking and powerful enough to hold the Foundation Establishment cultivator? Do you want to go back to the mountain to catch the strong men? The disciples have been traveling all over the world for a long time, and they have gone to practice everywhere, and the strong men are not so easy to catch.

Sigh, if someone's junior sister Yue Xinyao who never forgets is here, he can make up some tricks, but now, there is only one flat-chested, one fat man, one...

Wang Lu sighed, lowered his head, and saw a puddle on the ground with his eyes. The water surface was as flat as a mirror, reflecting the slightly anxious face of the young man.

Hey, wait, there seems to be a way!

"Sister Ling, please wait here with the fat man, I have an idea."

Sister Ling thought he was anxious, so she waved her hand weakly: "Go, go!"

After about a meal, just as Xiao Ling'er was standing a little bored at the entrance of the alley and was about to leave, suddenly a person came from a distance,

It was a beautiful girl of medium stature and elegant appearance. The woman was wearing a gorgeous long skirt, which added a bit of coquettishness and charm to her delicate face. The girl swayed gracefully as she walked, her gaze was flowing, and her style was infinite.

Seeing this person, Xiao Ling'er subconsciously frowned, especially when she saw the girl's towering chest, she felt even more hostile.

Damn it, where did such a character come from in this remote county? It stands to reason that everyone should be malnourished and haggard! People in a small county should look like a small county! With such big breasts, I want to be a professional nurse!

Then, under Xiao Ling'er's complicated eyes, the strange woman suddenly turned her head and smiled at her, and walked straight over.

"... You have something to do with me?" Xiao Ling'er was upset, especially after the other party stood still, he puffed out his chest, seemingly intentionally or unintentionally, it was provocative!

"Oh, it's me."

"Who are you? Do I know you?" Xiao Ling'er replied subconsciously, and then completely froze.

Because, that voice is so familiar, it is clearly...

"It's me, can't you hear it? I don't use false voices, shouldn't I

The proprietress felt that her chin was about to drop to her feet.

"Wang Lu!!#!#!"

"Haha, my girl's surname is Wang Minglu, why don't you two come and pay respects?"

"..."

"Anyway, since none of you are useful, I think I'm the only one who does it myself, and it's definitely not because I have special hobbies."

"..."

"It's also because I saw the reflection on the water just now... Sigh, although we can't say how handsome and unrestrained, but because the secondary sexual characteristics of puberty are not yet fully developed, it is still barely possible to play a cameo as a puppet."

"..."

"Don't just stare blankly with your mouth open, give me some advice. Is my appearance okay now? It took me a while to sort it out, and it should be roughly the same. The details need to be worked out, but I can't take care of so much for a while."

"..."

The proprietress and Wen Bao still had terrified expressions, and they stood there like stone sculptures, motionless.

Wang Lu shook his head helplessly, then reached out to touch the boss's chest...

boom! Another portrait.

A certain two-dimensional figure reluctantly said: "... Aren't you very energetic? That defenseless posture just now is leading a snake out of its hole?"

The proprietress blushed, and covered her chest with her hands: "Smelly rascal, pervert, you... are disgusting!"

Wang Lu jumped down from the wall, and retorted angrily: "It's not because you are flat-chested and incompetent! Otherwise, why bother to let me, a handsome man from a good family, betray his appearance? How about my psychological pressure!?"

"Fucking pervert! Stay away from me! Also, don't breathe, a pervert like you will pollute the air in the entire county!"

"Damn, you flat-chested and arrogant!?"

The proprietress was very angry, but she turned her eyes and said in surprise: "You said I have flat chest... But you big man, what's the matter with your chest? It doesn't feel like it's filled with cotton apples or something like that."

Wang Lu sighed, patted his chest, and made a muffled bang bang.

"This..." The proprietress was stunned, and then suddenly realized, "You have adjusted the shape of your ribs!? Good guy, you actually practiced this skill secretly!?"

Wang Lu laughed mockingly: "The Wuxiang Sword Bone, isn't it just a bone? Although it's a bit uncomfortable, it's not a big problem to hold on for a day or two. Anyway, if you don't use your hands or do violent activities that cause your breasts to shake, Hezhen There won't be much difference between guys."

"The Tangtang Wuxiang Sword Bone allows you to use it like this, it's really..."

"The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. This exercise has probably produced many uses without lower limit in the master's hands, such as the third leg bone... My petty skills are simply shameful. Okay, not much gossip Said, I'm here to seduce you."

The proprietress was taken aback: "Go now? So direct? There must be a reason? I had a long drama with Wen Bao before!"

"That's because the two of you are too weak, so I have to increase the foreplay! But with my strength, why do I need to lubricate?" Wang Lu sneered, "Look at you later, let you meet a professional adventurer It's amazing!"

"It's a pervert of a professional adventurer..."

Not long after, the group of three came to the gate of the other courtyard again. The proprietress and Wen Bao were peeping in the dark, while Wang Lu, who was dressed as a woman, walked out from the hiding place with a confident smile.

Covered by the shadow of the hiding place, Wang Lu took out a bottle of fine wine out of nowhere, and then poured it on his neck, the smell of alcohol immediately reeked!

Then Wang Lu's steps also became staggering and blurred, swaying left and right, like a drunken imperial concubine.

Under the dumbfoundedness of the proprietress, Wang Lu opened his mouth softly, letting out a soft cry.

"You have no conscience... forget about me when you have a newcomer. Back then, each other was a lie!"

The proprietress only felt that there was another burst of violent thunder above her head, and she almost fainted when her eyes went dark!

This, this is really ruining the world view, although for a monk at Wang Lu's level, changing the voice line to make a female-like false voice is a piece of cake, in fact, even Wen Bao can do it. However, when I think of the lovelorn woman in front of me who drank to soothe her sorrows, her real identity is that guy Wang Lu...

Sorry, I'm still looking for my chin on the ground.

On the other side, while crying, Wang Lu walked towards the gate of the other courtyard, seemingly intentionally or unintentionally.

The two strong men in the nursing home naturally frowned when they saw the drunken woman under the night. They always felt that something was a little strange, but they couldn't tell where the strange thing was...Anyway, it's right to watch a play , although the drunken woman looks miserable, but if you look closely, she looks pretty good, especially the pair of murder weapons on her chest, it really doesn't look like something that can be raised in a remote county like Wuhou County.

The faces of the two were dull, pretending to be loyal and guarding the house, but their eyes couldn't stop staring, but after a while, there was no need to pretend like this

Because the woman staggered and rushed over, and threw herself into the arms of the strong man reeking of alcohol!

The strong man was dumbfounded at the time, and subconsciously wanted to push the woman away, but the drunken woman held his arm so tightly that she couldn't break free.

"You men don't have any good things! You are all greedy and greedy!"

"You... let go!" The strong man broke out in cold sweat, if the housekeeper or even the immortal master saw this, he would lose his job. But although the woman was very drunk, she couldn't hide her national beauty and beauty, and he really couldn't bear to do it.

The other strong man was stunned for a while, and wanted to come over to help, but when the woman saw him approaching, she cried even harder and fell to the ground, refusing to move!

In the moment of embarrassment, the gate of the courtyard opened, and the butler looked angry: "What are you arguing about outside!? Annoyed the immortal master, who among us has good fruit to eat!?"

The two martial artists hurriedly explained the matter aside, and then hurriedly lifted up a certain drunk woman for the housekeeper to look at.

The housekeeper frowned at first from the smell of alcohol, but when he saw the woman's appearance, especially the snow-white chest under the disheveled clothes...

"...Damn it, give me a pillow when you're sleepy." The butler gritted his teeth, reached out to find a mysterious servant in the yard, asked him a few words, and then said to the two martial artists, "You two, take this The woman carried me into the house."

"Huh? But this woman..."

The butler gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it, although the origin is unknown... but how can I control so much at this time! The immortal master has long since lost interest in the original group of women, but where can we find the stunning beauties who can catch his eyes in this small county?" Go? I found one earlier, but I was disliked for having small breasts!"

"But, will it be...?"

"The magic circle in this house was arranged by the immortal master himself, so we don't need to worry about it.

The two martial artists nodded. Anyway, it was the housekeeper's idea. The two of them were only responsible for carrying it out, so they carried the drunken woman into the gate of the courtyard.

The butler personally pushed back, looked around and saw no one was around, then carefully closed the courtyard door, muttering: "This breast is big enough, much better than that man."

At the same time, in a dark corner nearby, the proprietress who was on the sidelines spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

"You perverts... all have to die!"

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