Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

Chapter 92: This is a memorable history

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"In short, this is the case. In my opinion, this world is full of exploitation. The fox exploits the rabbit, the rabbit exploits the flowers and plants, and the flowers and plants exploit the earth... Unless you can stand at the top of the heaven, you have to contribute something, just like taxes. Avoid, and for the stupid people in the world, their contribution can be called IQ tax. Rather than handing over this tax to a gang of crooks like Qixingmen, it is better for me to collect it."

In the square, Wang Luduan sat on the head of the bed, talking eloquently.

There were four people sitting in front of him.

One was the proprietress. The girl folded her hands on her chest, looking disapproving and uneasy.

Next to her is the old whore He Yun, the former elder of the Seven Stars Gate. At this time, the binding rope has been loosened, and he has been given a seat. He has enjoyed a VIP treatment, and he just sits next to Xiao Linger. , This old whore is like a hemorrhoid attack, restless.

Beside him, there is a charming and voluptuous female monk, who is the old prostitute's double monk, and also the contact person who should be stationed in Wuhou County, Wu Feihua. This woman is naturally charming, and she has cultivated the evil way of kung fu. She exudes fascination in every move. It is a pity that her cheeks are swollen and there are many hidden wounds on her body. She was almost able to break through to the first rank of Qi training, but she was punched Returning to the original shape, it is hard to describe the downfall, which greatly reduces the image. Similarly, sharing the same room with Wang Lu and Xiao Ling'er, this female monk was also full of nervousness and kept sweating.

And next to Wu Feihua is Wen Bao, who is completely inexplicable. He was originally guarding outside the courtyard. Not long ago, he was called in by a martial artist from another courtyard holding Wang Lu's token. What he saw in front of him was equally incomprehensible. What I saw and what I heard were all inexplicable theories.

"Brother, this... what's going on?"

Wang Lu smiled: "As I said just now, the laws of heaven are doomed, and the ignorant beings in the world must pay an IQ tax. In order to effectively implement this law of heaven, I decided to establish a sect."

"Huh?" Wen Bao's chubby chin almost dragged to the ground.

Wang Lu continued: "The purpose of this sect is to raise, manage and use the IQ tax of the fools in the world well, and effectively protect the interests of the fools."

The proprietress raised her hand: "What does this have to do with protecting your interests!?"

"Of course." Wang Lu said lightly, "Compared to being exploited by the Qixingmen and others, it is better to be exploited by me, right?"

"Tch, what's the difference?"

"It's also about being raped. Do you want to be raped by Prince Charming, or by a mountain elf?"

"... What kind of bullshit metaphor are you talking about!? I don't want any of them!"

Wang Lu said with a smile: "The thinking of old maids is not universal. In short, it is the same. As long as my sect can do better than Qixingmen, it will be profitable for the ignorant. But no matter how inferior the Qixingmen is, in the end It is also a century-old sect, and it is actually not easy to do better than him, but fortunately we have several advantages."

"One is the theoretical advantage. Although the Seven Stars Sect has many methods of deception, they lack a set of consistent core theories. They can't really answer: Why do we want to cultivate immortals? Why can we cultivate immortals? How to deal with it? But we can, because we have a complete theoretical system.

The proprietress continued to raise her hand: "When did we have this theoretical system

Wang Lu's face was indifferent: "I just thought about it before a stick of incense."

"..."

"The second is the system advantage. As a low-level sect, the Seven Stars Sect has loose management, chaotic systems, and low efficiency. But we are different. We come from the Wujue of the Ten Thousand Immortals League. We have advanced system management experience and can effectively improve the operation efficiency of the sect. and avoid risks."

"Haha..." The proprietress laughed feebly.

"Third is the advantage of personnel. The composition of the Seven Stars Gate is mostly useless monks who are not satisfied with their practice, and ignorant disciples who have been deceived. They lack both faith and action. The quality of personnel is extremely low, but we are different. Just me Said that not only has the top ethereal roots in the world of immortal cultivation, but also receives a systematic and complete advanced education in immortal cultivation. Even though the current state is not high, the growth potential is amazing, and the foundation is very tenacious... occupying an overwhelming position in the quality of personnel Advantage."

"Ha ha."

"Four is… "

The proprietress raised her hand to interrupt: "Okay, don't talk about these useless things, just say what you want to do?"

"To put it simply, it is to use a few of us as the team to initially form a sect. Just now, I gave everyone a mobilization meeting to boost confidence."

The proprietress snorted: "You can play whatever you want, but don't count me in such unreliable things. I'm not interested in forming any cult organization."

After speaking, he was ready to get up and leave.

Wang Lu sighed: "But according to my plan, the sect needs a good image ambassador. This image ambassador should not only have a good-looking appearance, but also a unique temperament that is holy and not lacking in affinity. Among the people I know, Apart from you, no one else has the qualifications."

The proprietress gave a calm expression, and then sat back obediently.

Then a fat man raised his hand timidly: "Brother, I still don't quite understand what's going on..."

Wang Lu said firmly: "You don't need to know that much!"

"Oh..." the fat man put down his hand embarrassingly.

"In short, since everyone has no disagreement, our sect has been formally established."

The proprietress raised her hand again: "After talking for a long time, your sect doesn't even have a name?"

"Of course there is a name, since our purpose is to manage and use the IQ tax that fools the people..."

"Let's call it the Kyushu IQ Tax Administration."

"What kind of strange name do I rely on!?"

"It's referred to as the Intelligence Tax Bureau, isn't it very prestigious?"

"Awesome! How embarrassing!?"

"Of course, the name of the Intellectual Tax Bureau has its avant-garde nature, so it is only used internally by high-level officials. Externally, it should be called Zhijiao."

"Still weird!?"

"Tsk, I can't explain it to someone with an IQ like you, let's applaud first."

Crash, there was a burst of awkward applause in the room.

After a while, the proprietress put down her hands and sighed: "Congratulations, you took the risk of being bombarded and killed by the elders in charge, and went down the mountain to set up your own cult organization. Then? What should we do with these two people?"

As she said that, the girl pointed her finger at the two prisoners of war from the Seven Star Gate beside her, making them sweat like a jerk, fearing that they would be killed and silenced.

Fortunately, Wang Lu had no intention of killing, instead he said with a smile: "The next step is to further enrich our talent team..."

As he spoke, he looked at the old prostitute and Wu Feihua.

The proprietress was stunned for a while, then asked in disbelief: "Wang Lu, don't you mean that you want to...?"

The old prostitute and Wu Feihua also widened their eyes in surprise—although they had already seen that Wang Lu had no intention of killing, they always thought that the death penalty would avoid the life penalty, and now it seems... this is the rhythm of accepting the younger brother

"Heh, these two are old people from the Seven Stars Gate. Although they have low cultivation bases and poor foundations, they are still monks from the Immortal Clan. They can still be used as labor force. It's not for nothing.

"Hmph, whatever you want." The proprietress was obviously not interested in Wang Lu's management.

After hearing these few words, both the old prostitute and Wu Feihua had countless thoughts in their hearts, but neither of them dared to speak, for fear that the other party would turn their backs suddenly and cut themselves off.

Wang Lu said with a smile: "Hehe, you two don't need to be afraid. Although I have an enmity with the Seven Stars Gate, as long as you can turn your back on the dark and turn to the light, I will let it go. In the future, as the backbone of my sect, you will do your best. All kinds of benefits will only compare to those of the Seven Stars. Doors are better."

The two laughed together, nodded stiffly, and quickly calculated the gains and losses in their hearts, but they couldn't figure it out... But anyway, they are now prisoners, and Wang Lu said that the sun came out from the west, so they could only nod.

Seeing the attitude of these two people, Wang Lu smiled slightly, the new guy is not loyal enough...but it doesn't matter.

As a leader, especially as the top leader, the most important thing is to lead the team well, and the method of leading the team...

That night, when he led the team away from the county magistrate's courtyard, Wang Yu asked the old prostitute and Wu Feihua to talk alone to boost morale.

He listed three advantages to the old prostitute He Yun, and he did not penetrate the opponent's defense in an instant, and took him as a loyal dog.

"First of all, although my level of cultivation is not high, my background is incomparable to yours. Even if I have only been practicing for more than two years, the knowledge I have acquired in the Five Masters of the Ten Thousand Immortals League is incomparable to you even if you spend a hundred years of hard work."

The old prostitute smiled wryly and said: "That's true... I have practiced for a hundred years, and the core exercises are just a patchwork of Qixing Jue. Even middle-grade exercises are rare, but the disciples of the famous sect, Looking through the top-ranking exercises in the mountain gate but treating them like nothing, really... "

"Don't be envious of high-grade exercises, it's really given to you, and you can't make a name for yourself with your miscellaneous spiritual root aptitude... But even low-grade exercises, there are still suitable and unsuitable points. You originally practiced in the sect of the Ten Thousand Immortals League At that time, the compatibility between the spiritual roots and the exercises was not satisfactory, but after you were expelled from the teacher's school, the exercises after the establishment of the foundation were cut off, and you had to use the Seven Star Art to make do, the compatibility plummeted, and the road ahead was full of thorns Not to mention, your original foundation has also been abandoned a lot, right?"

The old whore was even more silent.

"However, I happen to have a few exercises that are suitable for miscellaneous spirit roots. I dare not say how high you can practice. After all, it is much better than the current half-dead virtue. As long as you do things well, these I can give you all the exercises."

The old whore was heartbroken at that moment.

"Secondly, you are nothing more than a six-star elder at the Seven Stars Gate, with limited power, but I am employing people now, so you are the deputy head of the tax bureau, and also the deputy leader of Zhijiao."

"Heh, He Mou is ashamed to show her love."

"There is nothing to be afraid of. The sect is a start-up, and everything needs to be done. There must be someone to do things, and those who can do things must be skilled hands like you and your wife. Count on a crappy proprietress who can't even run an inn and an obese Boy, this church is finished."

Hearing the evaluation of the proprietress, the old prostitute was frightened and dared not respond casually.

"Besides, the few of us going down the mountain are nothing more than the experience of the mountain gate. It is impossible to stay at the bottom of the mountain for a lifetime. This sect has developed to a certain level... Hey, there is nothing wrong with letting you, the deputy leader, be the executive deputy leader for a while."

Although the concept of the so-called executive deputy is still unfamiliar, how can the old prostitute fail to understand its meaning? There was another movement in my heart.

"Thirdly, your unpopular small sect like the Seven Stars Sect is at most making waves in remote places. If it is a real geomantic treasure, such as the wealthy prefectures and even the capital of Daming Kingdom, how dare you infiltrate it? Maybe Infiltrate? If you dare to show yourselves, a sect from the Ten Thousand Immortals will crush you! But I have a background from the Spirit Sword Sect, so who would dare to provoke me from an ordinary sect? At least in Cangxi Prefecture, this Spirit Sword Sect Background is absolute power!"

"Wait, my lord, will the Spirit Sword Sect... allow you to play the signboard of the mountain gate?"

"Nonsense, of course it's not allowed, let the elder in charge know, I don't care if a thunderbolt strikes, you will definitely be wiped out!"

"I rely on you!?"

"So we can't play flags blatantly, we still need to act in a low-key manner. The Jiongjian faction is just a trump card, but if you have a trump card, your confidence in doing things will be different. Understand? Wangjiacun is just the starting point, and Wuhou County is an insignificant stop along the way. , even the prefectural capital of the host country is not our destination. Open your eyes, in Cangxi Prefecture, there are many countries that are stronger and richer than Daming Kingdom!"

After these words, the old whore was not only excited, but also excited.

How long has it been since you had this experience of being moved by ideals? Since being expelled from the mountain gate and living in the red dust of Kyushu, the old whore has been ignorant and muddling through most of the time, but after talking with Wang Lu today, he suddenly found the meaning of his existence.

It's definitely not just with the prodigal girl next to her who only has bigger breasts and a more charming face, but has no noble temperament at all... Given the size of Cangxi Prefecture, I don't know how many famous female cultivators there are! Previously, I was just an insignificant bottom layer of the world of cultivating immortals, and in the words of the bureau, I was a genus. But now it's different! If he succeeds in his career in the future, hey, I'm afraid those beautiful nuns will line up to let him be lucky!

Wang Lu used three advantages to impress the old prostitute He Yun, and also used similar theories to impress the old prostitute's Taoist Wu Feihua. Ms. Feihua soon realized that if she worked hard with the boss, she would have a successful career in the future. Cheng, hey, those stunning male cultivators are all my sister's cauldron, hahaha!

Alas, in fact, the qualifications of Mr. Juzuo are good. He is young, at the intersection of teenagers and youths, with a handsome appearance and a good temperament—when he is not talking. More importantly, the future is bright, and Yuan Yang is here!

It's a pity that with that fierce and flat-chested girl around, it probably won't be her turn to eat this piece of meat.

But so what? Wu Feihua is extremely satisfied with her future!

In this way, the structure of Kyushu IQ Taxation Bureau has basically taken shape.

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